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The Final Entry -- 06-20-12

2012-06-20T07:08:43-05:00

This is my last time writing on this blog.

I have enjoyed this year, with my stories, comments and, well, everything!

I will deeply miss writing to you guys. This has been a special year. I encourage you to express your feelings in comments.

When I published my first article, I thought that was it. But then I started thinking: When Bunnys Attack, Lunch Time, the LMMO Blog, the Macaroni Song.

This has been a great year.

My Ten Best Books -- 06-11-12

2012-06-11T13:33:37-05:00

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The10BestBooks.pps

My 10 Best Books -- 06-07-12

2012-06-07T06:29:52-05:00

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The%2010%20Best%20Books.ppt

Imgaination Celebration -- 06-06-12

2012-06-06T06:09:51-05:00

21 Facts about LMMO -- 05-29-12

2012-05-29T08:30:49-05:00

21 Facts about LMMO

1.My favorite sport is Football.
2. My favorite football player is Eli Manning.
3. My favorite baseball player is David Wright.
4.My favorite basketball player is Jeremy Lin.
5. I’m a righty.
6. My favorite TV show is Modern Family.
7. My birthday is June 22nd.
8. I went to a Pre-K called Discovering Me with Roadrunner
9. I have a dog named Sandy
10. My sister’s name is Tara.
11. My favorite animal is a dog. (DUH!)
12. Lazy won’t stop nooging me.
13. I fainted at Good Morning America.
14. I like chicken.
15. My favorite candy is jelly beans.
16. My best friend is. . .MY DOG!.
17. My favorite band is LMFAO
18. My favorite book is The Hunger Games.
19. My favori.te song is Sexy and I Know It
20. Uni-brows are awesome.
21. That’s is my lucky number. (Figure it out.)

i-Tebow -- 05-21-12

2012-05-21T06:13:00-05:00

Final Pioneer Diary Entry -- 05-10-12

2012-05-10T13:26:00-05:00

Dear Journal,

This has been a rough trip since Independence. A lot of things have happened. Some of the interesting things were when I got married, I found out that I am going to have a son, Minnie’s stuff got washed away, and her husband got captured by Injuns, Marie had a baby, and her son got pneumonia!

Our final decision is to go around Snow Pass. I expect to get there soon.

If you're reading this you're on your way to Oregon. It’s a long journey, but it’s worth it in the end.

Good Luck,
Clarence Jones

10 Best Football Players -- 05-03-12

2012-05-03T12:16:50-05:00

10 Best Football Players

10. Peyton Manning
9. Darrelle Revis
8. Michael Oher
7. Clay Mathews
6. Tim Tebow
5. Troy Palamalu
4. Tom Brady
3. Drew Brees
2. Philip Rivers
1. All players on the Giants

Annoying Orange Match -- 04-30-12

2012-04-30T13:05:36-05:00

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/AnnoyingOrange2.htm

Peeta Mellark: Set Fire to the Rain -- 04-26-12

2012-04-26T09:16:37-05:00

Peeta Mellark: Set Fire to the Rain

1st: LMMO
2nd: BeiberHairFlip41

I set fire to the bread
Watched it burn as
Mom slapped my face
Then she screamed
And I cried
And I ran outside
Into the rain
The raaaaain

I set fire to the bread
Then I threw it at Katniss's head
Then she screamed
And I cried
And I ran back inside
Out of the rain
The raaaaaain

DARE Report -- 04-26-12

2012-04-26T05:53:58-05:00

I have learned a lot of things during these ten weeks of DARE. But there are three important things that I learned.

The first thing is learning what tobacco can do to your body. Facts about tobacco:
�cents Put the health of your friends and family at risk.
�cents In the U.S., it is illegal to sell tobacco to anybody under 18.
�cents The poisons in cigarettes can affect your appearance.
�cents Smoking causes shortness of breath and dizziness.
�cents Chewing tobacco causes dehydration.
�cents It can be hard to play sports if you use tobacco.
�cents Approximately 3,000 NON-SMOKERS die of breathing other peoples smoke

The second thing is what alcohol can do to your body. Facts about alcohol:
�cents Alcohol slows down the brain and body.
�cents Alcohol can damage every organ in your body.
�cents Alcohol is illegal for anyone under 21.
�cents Most teens don’t drink alcohol.
�cents Mixing alcohol and medicine is dangerous.
�cents Teen’s bodies are still growing; therefore alcohol affects them more severely than adults in school and in sports.

The final thing I learned is how to say “no” in peer pressure situations. There are two main kinds of peer pressures. There are friendly pressures, when they sound like it is okay. And demanding pressures, almost bullying them to do it. When we were assigned skits I was the only person that didn’t drink the alcohol, and I confiscated it.

It has been a great experience in DARE this year. The funniest part was when I asked Officer Jager how many times he used his tazer gun and he said only one time.

This has been my DARE report.

Hunger Games PowerPoint -- 04-26-12

2012-04-26T05:43:53-05:00

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The%20Hunger%20Games.pps

The Hunger Games -- 04-25-12

2012-04-25T18:55:27-05:00

The Hunger Games

The Hungers Games takes place in the future. It is about a place once known as North America, now known as Panem. It has been divided into twelve districts. At one point there were thirteen, but when Panem started a war against the Capitol, Panem lost. In revenge, the Capitol destroyed District 13. Also, the Capitol created a game. Every year each district has to sacrifice one boy and one girl to go into an arena. The down side is they have to fight to the death. There can only be one winner. When 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen volunteers for her younger sister Primrose, she doesn’t know what she’s in for. The Gamemakers make life like hell for Katniss, but she overcomes it. She doesn’t know the other tribute from District 12, Peeta Mellark too well. But in his interview, he says that he likes Katniss! Katniss doesn’t know how to respond to this, especially when they made a rule that you can work together with your district mate to have two winners. Now for some of the tributes, their partner is already in heaven. But when Katniss and Peeta come together, Katniss starts to like Peeta too! They each get hurt a couple more times, and they both almost die! But in the end Katniss defeats the last tribute that is left, and Katniss and Peeta win. There were a lot of problems with Peeta’s leg, so he has surgery and got an iron one. Who knows what will happen in the exciting sequel, Catching Fire!

Empty Sideline -- 04-24-12

2012-04-24T07:57:16-05:00

Empty Sideline

It was last year

The St. Vito's tournament

When the final buzzer went off,

Our sideline was empty.

We won it all!

I said to myself,

"Wow!"

Just wow.

Why wow?

The season before,

Our record was 1-15!

The ISS -- 03-13-12

2012-03-13T13:48:14-05:00

The ISS

What is the International Space Station (ISS)? The ISS is a spacecraft 240 miles away from earth. The ISS started in 1998. It was then completed 13 years later in 2011. It is somewhat difficult to go to the ISS. There are two ways that you can get there. You can get there by our U.S. Space Shuttle, or by a Russian Soyuz Space Craft. It is international because 16 countries built it! So remember, the ISS isn’t just for us, it’s international!

High School Musical: The Bloopers -- 03-07-12

2012-03-07T09:07:06-05:00

High School Musical: The Bloopers

Host: Hi! I’m Frank Bergerminsteinminstein, and I’m going to show you some leaked footage from the THREE High School Musical tryouts! Enjoy!

Blooper One

Judge: Hello! What’s your name?

Guy: My name is Bob Jones. I live on 1234 Street St. in Pennsylvania, Kentucky.

Judge: OK, Bob. What role are you trying out for?

Bob: Whatever guy that stupid Zefron dude was trying out for!

Judge: OK, I’ll start the song for you. What time is it?

Bob: Its uhhhh. Sorry, forgot my watch today.

Judge: NEXT!

(Bob runs away crying.)

Blooper Two

Judge: Well, it looks like no one else is trying out, so I will go home now.

Guy: Wait, I’m here!

Judge: Not another weirdo! OK, what’s your name?

Guy: My name is Freddy Fluffy!

Judge: OK, what are you are going to do for us today?

Freddy: DANCE!

(Freddy starts failing randomly.)

Judge: OK, you did pretty well, but you stunk up this place!

Bob: So I made it?!

Judge: NO!

Blooper Three

Judge: NEXT! NEXT!

Guy: Sorry I’m late! I just ran here from Italy!

Judge: Why didn’t you just take a boat or a plane?!

Guy: Can I just try out already?

Judge: OK, first I need to know your name.

Guy: My name is Mario!

Judge: Like from the game?

Mario: What game?

Judge: Whatever. What are you going to do for us today?

Mario: DANCE! (Starts dancing)

Judge: That was good, but I can’t let you in.

Mario: Why not?

Judge: Too many dancers.

(Mario starts walking away)

Judge: Wait Mario!

Mario: What?

Judge: Call me!

Mario: Hokay!

Blooper Four

Girl (on phone): FINE!

Judge: What was that about?

Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me!

Judge: I’m sorry about that, but are you auditioning?

Girl: YES!

Judge: Name please.

Girl: My name is Skyler Popsiclestick!

Judge: Ok, then. . . .Who would you like to try out for?

Skyler: Sharpay!

Judge: Show me what you got, girl!

Skyler: Ok, here I go!
Yeah we're gonna'
Bop bop bop bop to the top
Slip and slide and ride that rhythm
Jump and pop pop till we drop! 5, 6, 7, 8!

(Really weird noise)

Ow! I think I broke a nail! Anyway, I’ll read from the script. . . .

Judge: No, I’ve seen enough. . . .

Skyler: So I made it?!?

Judge: Let me think about it. . . .

(Skyler starts crying.)

Judge: Fine, you made it!

Skyler: What? Now, losers!?

Blooper Five

Judge: Name!

Girl: Nicole Headset!

Judge: Lots of weird names today, especially Skyler Popsiclestick!

Skyler: HEY! THAT'S SO MEAN!

Judge: Leave!

Skyler: Fine!

Nicole: I am trying out for the role of Gabe!

Judge: I think it’s Gabriella?

Nicole: Whatever.

Judge: You can start now.

Nicole:
I like butter on my bagels, with a side of turkey,
I like to play with my noodles with the parmesan cheese!
They look great in pink dresses,
So do me!

Judge: You made iT. see ya' later!

Blooper Six

Judge: Last call for auditions!

Guy: I’m here!

Judge: Oh, No, here we go again.

Guy: My name is Fart McFartfart!

Judge: Great. . . .Well, sing!

Fart:
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby

Judge: NEXT!

(Fart starts crying.)

Blooper Seven

Nicole: HE’S MINE!

Skyler: No he’s mine!

Nicole: MINE!

Skyler: HE’S NOT THAT CUTE ANYWAY, YOU CAN HAVE HIM!

Frank: We know you like it!

Harry Potter PowerPoint -- 03-01-12

2012-03-01T19:44:48-05:00

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/Harry%20Potter%20PowerPointshow.pps

Sports PowerPoint -- 02-29-12

2012-02-29T11:42:54-05:00

Click here to see the Sports PowerPoint:
http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/Sports%20Powerpoint%20show.pps

My Mission -- 02-16-12

2012-02-16T13:08:33-05:00

My Mission

I recently went to the Buehler Challenger and Science Center in Paramus, New Jersey. It was a memorial dedicated to the NASA Challenger explosion on January 28, 1986. I was very excited, and I got to learn a lot about space.

My mission…was a success! As a part of the Isolation team, I had to find the dangerous materials and tell the people in the spacecraft. It was a difficult job, but it all turned out good in the end. The most difficult and important part was, again, was to find dangerous materials that were on board and tell the spacecraft so that they can dispose of them.

What would I do differently if I were to fly again? First, I would know how to control the robots quicker so that I can find out the total mass of grams in each bottle. If you were to go as the Isolation team I would give you some advice: it is very challenging and sometimes confusing.

The LMMO Blog -- 02-16-12

2012-02-16T12:55:51-05:00

The LMMO Blog
Hi, everybody! I’m back! Sorry, all I’ve been doing is talking about BIG BLUE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! All those Jets fans are so jealous especially ShamefulCloud!

OK, next up. It’s LIN-SANITY! All people are saying now is “Jeremy Lin”! Ever since head coach Mike D’Antoni said “Hey you, 17, go in,” he has never looked back.

Finally, do you guys like Health Class? Leave me your comments about this disturbing class!

Last Manning Standing 2 (video) -- 02-10-12

2012-02-10T11:46:30-05:00

Last Manning Standing 2

Madden: Welcome back to the newest edition to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host John Madden, and here are today's contestants. We have former winner Eli Manning and his dad Archie!

Archie: I’m so old!

Eli: You bet you are!

Random audience fan: Somebody throw a flag!

Madden: OH, MY BURGER KING! I THOUGHT WE SHOT HIM DOWN LAST TIME! GUARDS! YOU NEED TO DRINK SOME FIVE HOUR ENERGY!

Security: All right! all right!

Random audience fan: I shall sue you all!

Archie: You’re so funny. like you can sue me!

President: I’m sorry, sir, but this man has the right to sue you for one million dollars.

Archie: No, he doesn’t! I shall sue him for one million dollars for disagreeing that I am old!

Eli: Guys, break it up! Here you go. this is one million dollars that I won last time on this show.

Random audience fan: Yay! But I still hate your father!

Madden: OK. You guys go sit back down, and we will start the questions.

Eli, Archie: Finally!

Madden: OK, question one. What team does Peyton play for?

Eli: Colts!

Archie (starts falling asleep): What!

Madden: That question goes to Eli even though you fell asleep!

Archie: Oldies rock!

Madden: This just isn’t working out.

(Commercial Break)

Madden: We are back from the commercial and we have decided to give that fan a chance to win one million dollars!

Random audience fan: Whoohoooooo!

Archie: Whatever. As long as I’m still old.

Madden: This will never end so we are just going to end this dancing!

(Everybody starts dancing.)

Vice President: What are you guys doing?!

Eli: Dancing!

Vice President: Can I join?

Archie: Sure!

The Man on a Horse (video) -- 02-07-12

2012-02-07T08:59:33-05:00

The Man on a Horse
Narrator: LMMO
Man: BlubberFlubber
Horse:PBandJ

Narrator
One day there was a man and a horse. They played with each other. But one day the horse got really mad at the man for no reason!

Horse
Die, loser!

(Horse flips over man.)

Man
Noooooooooooo!!!!

Narrator
Happily, the man died

Man
Hey!

Narrator
I thought you were dead!

Man
Not any more. I’m freeeee!

(Man jumps off cliff.)

Narrator
There. Now he’s dead! That night a funeral was held in the man’s honor. No one showed up.

Horse
Haha!

Narrator
The end. And, yes, horses can talk.

Last Manning Standing (video) -- 01-26-12

2012-01-26T20:14:53-05:00

Last Manning Standing

Madden: Welcome to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host, John Madden. And here are our contestants! Today we have the Manning brothers Peyton and Eli! Welcome, guys!

Eli: Hello!

(Peyton has really stupid face.)

Madden: OK, that was a little disturbing. . .But now it's question time!

(Random audience fan runs onto stage making random noises.)

Madden: Question one. What stadium is Super Bowl XLVI (46) going to be in?

Eli: Peyton’s stadium.

Peyton: Aloha Stadium.

Madden: That question goes to Eli! This year’s Super Bowl will be played in Indianapolis.

Eli: Yay!

Random audience fan: Boo Packers!

Madden: Somebody call security!

Peyton: Next question!

Madden: OK, what two te-

(Random audience fan starts doing the discount double check.)

Madden: I thought we called security!

Eli: NEXT QUESTION!

Madden: OK, OK, What two teams play in the Pro Bowl?

Peyton: NFC and AFC

Eli: Me!

Madden: That question goes to Peyton. You do not play by yourself in the Pro Bowl, Eli!

Eli: awwwwwwwww

(Random audience fan makes random noises.)

Madden: OMG! I thought we called security! Looks like we will have to go to commercial.

(Commercial break.)

Madden: OK, we're back for the final round. Whoever answers this question will win. . .one million dollars! No pressure, guys!

Eli: Thanks!

Peyton: I’m gonna' win! I’m gonna' win!

Madden: OK, what team did your dad play for?

Eli: Saints!

Peyton: Rams!

Madden: Guess what, Peyton? You just won. . .nothing! Eli, you just won one million dollars!

Eli: OMG!

Madden: Join us next time with Eli and his dad Archie!

CNN Student News -- 01-20-12

2012-01-20T09:23:08-05:00

CNN Student News is anchored by Carl Azuz. The CNN headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia. They have a different broadcast everyday. Carl likes to end the show with terrible puns. They really stink!

http://www.cnn.com/studentnews/index.html

Interview With LazyMan117 (video) -- 01-20-12

2012-01-20T09:00:47-05:00

Today we are interviewing LazyMan117.

LMMO: So, Mr. Lazy, what inspired you to name yourself "LazyMan117"?

LazyMan117: Well, I’m pretty zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .lazy! The only reason I get out of bed is school.

LMMO: OK, what would you rate yourself on your blog. BE HONEST!

LazyMan117: To be honest, pretty good.

LMMO:
Random Question Time! What do you think of ShamefulCloud?
Well, he can be funny, but in real life he’s. . . .

Interviewer:
Back to the nice stuff. Last Question. Who do you like better: Carl Azuz from CNN Student News or me!

LazyMan117: Definitely you, LMMO! Unlike Carl, your puns aren’t cheesy!

LMMO: OK, that wraps it up for today. Back to you, Carl “Cheesy Puns” Azuz!

Random PowerPoint -- 01-17-12

2012-01-17T14:35:00-05:00

Click below to see the Random PowerPoint

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/Random%20PowerPointshow.pps

Forget You Parody -- 01-17-12

2012-01-17T08:55:39-05:00

I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street
and he’s like, “Tra-la-la!”
I said I know who you really are
You're Principle Kruuuump kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump Krump, Krump, Krump. (That’s a funny last name.)
eriewhfisdfjdcbjd,fcnxdjggdhifc,ldnvjsdfvnfsdjkncdbvhfdbnvsdmcndvfdjfc,scxmvbsdfvhkhvgsklfhv

I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street
and he’s like “Tra-la-la!” (uuu)

Nothing's Impossible! -- 01-13-12

2012-01-13T09:03:43-05:00

Nothing’s Impossible!

“The dot” is about a girl named Vashti. She thinks that she can’t draw until she jabs a dot onto her paper. Her art teacher hangs up her dot and puts it on a presentation board.

When I reread “the dot” I realized it was about determination. Vashti used her determination to do more things like make more dots. She mixed the colors to make new dots. Vashti was determined to make more and more dots. I think “the dot” is really all about how nothing is impossible when you put your mind to it.

When I thought about “the dot” even more, it made me think about my life. When I was younger I loved to draw. My friend and I would always draw the same thing and see whose was better. My friend’s drawings were always better. One day we kept on drawing and drawing, and his was always better. But when we copied one out of a book, mine looked like I printed it out! That drawing inspired me to keep on drawing!

I think that anybody can draw. So never give up even when other people’s drawings are always better than yours!

The LMMO Blog -- 01-11-12

2012-01-11T09:21:50-05:00

I’m back! Sorry I haven’t been writing for a while. I’ve been a little busy.

First up, the NFL playoffs and the NBA season are starting! I’m really excited the Giants are in the playoffs for the first time since they won the Super Bowl in 2007. (See "The 2007 Giants Super Bowl Run.) For the NBA, the defending world champion Dallas Mavericks are getting of to a rough start.

OK, on to Twilight. Edwin or Jacob? Leave comments and I'll tell you what side I’m on next time!

The 2007 New York Giants Super Bowl Run -- 01-11-12

2012-01-11T08:49:14-05:00

In 2007 the Giants barely got into the playoffs as the 6 seed with a 10-6 record. They had to play the Tampa Bay Bucs. The Bucs were 9-7. The Giants were favored to win that game. They did win that game, 24-14. But the trip wasn’t easy for the G-Men. Now they had to take on division rival, the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas had the first round bye so they had plenty of time to practice. The Cowboys played a good game, but it wasn’t enough to beat the Giants. Earlier that day the Green Bay Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks, 42-20. The Giants had to play them in 0 degrees! It was a close game, but the Big Blue G-Men held off the Pack, 23-20! The Giants were going to the Super Bowl! But they had to take on the 18-0 New England Patriots! The Giants had a big game ahead, so they needed a lot of practice. Finally, the big day came. The 13-6 New York Giants against the 18-0 New England Patriots. As the minutes dropped in the 4th quarter, the Giants put together a decent drive but had a third down and 15. Eli throws it to Plaxico Burress in the corner of the end zone! The Giants take a 17-14 lead! Then, David Tryee catches the ball on the top of his helmet in the middle of the field for the game winning catch! The Big Blue D stopped the 18-0, becoming 18-1 Patriots!

The Biggest NFL Rivalry -- 01-05-12

2012-01-05T11:44:51-05:00

The Biggest NFL Rivalry
Yankees and Red Sox, Army and Navy, Rangers and Flyers, Knicks and Celtics all huge rivals. But the biggest NFL rivals? Giants and Cowboys. The battle has been going on since December 4th, 1960. The first score of this rivalry was a tie. It was 31-31. These teams have only met one time in the post season (the playoffs). My team, the Giants won, 21-17. Then the Giants went on to win the Super Bowl two games later. (They beat the Packers in 0 degrees and the 18-0 Patriots). The Giants have won the last two meetings. One of them was last Sunday, New Year’s day. I was at that game on Sunday night when the Giants won to advance into the playoffs, 31-14. Big Blue all the way!!!

Tebowing (video) -- 12-20-11

2011-12-20T11:59:25-05:00

Tebowing

Narrator: One day a boy was walking in the park, and he was doing something strange.

Boy: I just love Tebowing!

Old Man: What? Bowing?

Boy: Tebowing!

Old Man: What in the blazes is that!

Boy: Well, it all started with Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos. He prays to God before every game by doing a special pose.

Old Man: Well, back in 1817 there was no such thing as Tebowing!

Boy: Umm, if you were alive in 1817, how are you still alive?

Old Man: How am I still ali—

(Old man dies.)

Old Lady: What did you do to my husband!?

Boy: I swear it wasn’t me! I was telling him about Tebowing, and he just died!

Old Lady: Ohh, tebowing! I just love him! He’s so hot! My husband is. . .was so stupid. He doesn’t pay attention to football at all! That lazy bum of a husband! I'm so glad he’s dead!

Boy: But you got all mad at me when he died!

Narrator: The boy and the old lady got along and started a national Tebowing contest. And guess who won? Me!

LMMO, The Quiz -- 12-15-11

2011-12-15T20:43:49-05:00

Try the "LMMO, The Quiz" quiz!
http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/lmmoquiz.htm

Made with HotPotatoes!

Homer Simpson -- 12-12-11

2011-12-12T09:15:05-05:00

When I was on the couch watching TV
I turned on Fox
and I saw him
he is on the Simpsons.
He doesn’t have a lot of hair
and he’s fatttt
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Homer Homer Homer Simpson
Homer Homer Jay Simpson
ho ho ho ho ho
Homer Simpson like Santa!

Homer Simpson -- 12-09-11

2011-12-09T08:52:18-05:00

Homer Simpson

Homer Jay Simpson is the father of the Simpson kids. He is married to Marge Simpson. They have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. He works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is crude, overweight, incompetent, clumsy, lazy and ignorant, but he is devoted to his family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta. His catchphrase “D’oh” has been included in The New Oxford Dictionary of English since 1998. In 2000, Homer and his family were awarded on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Bart Simpson -- 12-05-11

2011-12-05T09:10:03-05:00

Bart Simpson is the oldest Simpson kid in the family before Lisa and Maggie Simpson. His name was made out of the name "Brat." He was named one of the most 100 important people of the 20th century. His real name is Bartholomew JoJo. He likes to prank Moe the bartender with his catchphrase, “Eat my shorts!” He is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Teachers thought he was a bad role model for kids. (I can see why! There's a t-Shirt reading, “I’m Bart Simpson, who the h--- are you?”) In 2000, he was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Sculpture -- 12-03-11

2011-12-03T06:43:52-05:00

Coco Key -- 12-01-11

2011-12-01T08:54:42-05:00

It was really late when we got to the hotel. I was with my friend Mark. We were meeting our friend Stefania at the hotel. We were going to an indoor water park called Coco Key the next day.

We got some hard candy from the front desk and headed up to our room. Our room was really big! I looked through the drawers, and I found the Book of Mormon. I started reading it. It was just talking about how Moses was talking to Jesus and other stuff when Stefania came in. I was watching my daily ESPN hour. Then Stefania caught me reading the book of Mormon and she thought the manager was coming because we were being so loud! I hid in the corner while reading the Book of Mormon. The manager never came in! I was so mad at her because I thought we were going to get kicked out on the first night. Stefania left and we went to bed.

We went downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a waffle, sausage, bacon, and home fries. It was really good! We ate up and headed for the water park. It took us about 20 minutes to get there. It was huge! It was also a hotel. We got out of the car. It was freezing out!

We got inside and got our wristband thingies. We went inside. It was huge! They had the huge bucket that drops and drenches you every couple of minutes. They have waterslides where you need tubes and one that you don't need a tube! Me and Mark went straight to the tube slides. They were fixing the non-tube one, but it would be open later. There was a light tube slide and a pitch-black one. We went on the pitch-black one first. It was dark, and it made a couple turns. Mark went first since there were only one-person tubes. Then I went. “Whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Then I hit the water at the end. We went back up to do the light one. This time I went first. I made a really sharp turn at one of the parts! “Mark, there’s a sharp turn. Watch out for it!” I warned Mark.

We went to the little water playground with the big bucket. We made it just in time! The bucket fell on us in shock! We were drenched! Then we went on this challenge course. You had to have your hand on a rope and jump across five soaking wet platforms. We both aced it. Then we heard the tubeless waterslide opened! We rushed up the stairs and got on line. I went down first. Mark said, “Scream if you like it!” So I did. You go turning and spinning. It was so fun! The second time going down I made up a song, “I like burritos, burritos are my favorite, I like burritos and I haaaaaaaaate fajitas!” That was our song.

We had a lot of fun that day. But the best part was getting drenched over and over!

The Macaroni Song (audio) -- 11-29-11

2011-11-29T09:08:10-05:00

The Macaroni Song

Macaroni (x4)

Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?

Macaroni (x4)

Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?

Macaroni (x4)

Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?

Macaroni!

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Getting the Newest 3D System -- 11-29-11

2011-11-29T08:44:50-05:00

Getting the Newest 3D System

We were inside. It was a hot June day. My mom and I were getting ready to go to GameStop.

“Ready, LMMO?”

“Coming Mom. Getting the games I'm trading in."

“OK, but we don’t have all day.”

“I got 'em.”

We got in the car, and off we went.

When we got to GameStop in Porchester, I counted all my gift cards. I had about 17! We got inside, and my mom got in line. I went to look at the 3DS game rack.

“LMMO, its our turn!”

Running over, I said, “Coming!”

The cashier said I had almost $400! Wow! That’s a lot of money! I went to look at the variety of colors. I picked out an aqua blue one. The cashier said I still had about $100 left. I got really excited! I went to look at the games. I definitely was going to get the new LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean game. Then I still had $40. I went home with Transformers 3 too! It showed me how to turn on the 3D with a little switch.

I still love the 3D!

OML (audio) -- 11-16-11

2011-11-16T09:19:38-05:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

my lanta

I got scared

so I said it

baby I don’t I know what iss

I put on my chicken pot pie

I think it’s a Chinese spice

but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

my lanta

NFL Match UP (HP) -- 11-10-11

2011-11-10T12:22:11-05:00

NFL Match UP!

Made with HotPotatoes.

The Simpsons -- 11-03-11

2011-11-03T08:33:15-05:00

The Simpsons

The Simpsons are yellow people from Springfield. There are five of them. Homer (father), Marg (wife), Bart (son), Lisa (daughter), and Maggie (baby daughter). They are a comedy sensation on Fox. They have a new episode every Sunday at either 7 or 8 pm. If you watch TV a lot you would know Hank Azaria, who plays Moe, the bartender. Their most famous skits are "Treehouse of Horror." I was watching them, and I was laughing so hard I fell off my couch. And I don’t fall off my couch a lot! If you don’t have a TV in your house, you're missing out on some huge comedy!

If you look, Lazyman117 has been writing some news articles. I will start doing that too!

Getting The Newest 3D System! -- 10-26-11

2011-10-26T09:16:07-05:00

Getting The Newest 3D System!

It was a hot August day.

“Ready, lmmo?”

“Coming, mom, getting the games I'm trading in.”

“OK, but we don’t have all day!”

“I got ‘em!”

And off we went.

When we got to GameStop I counted all my gift cards, I had about 17! We got inside and my mom went to wait on line. I went to look at games that I could get.

“lmmo, it’s our turn!”

“Coming!”

The man said that I had almost $400! I went to look at the colors. I picked out an aqua blue one. The cashier said I still had about $100 left. I was really exited! I went to go look at the games. I knew I was going to get LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean, but I still had $40 left. I ended up getting Transformers Dark of the Moon Full Stealth Edition Vehicle Combat game also. I said to myself, “Man, that’s a long title for a video game!”

This was a very awesome day for me. I took home two games for my new aqua blue 3DS! When we got back in the car I turned it on. It told me how to turn the 3D on with this little switch. The screen felt like it jumped out at me! I still love the 3Dness of it!

Self Portrait -- 10-21-11

2011-10-21T21:08:24-05:00

Self Portraits done with our Art Teacher. Go HERE to check out her webpage!.

The Tale Of The Three Brothers -- 10-20-11

2011-10-20T13:35:41-05:00

The Tale Of The Three Brothers

The three brothers wanted something. The first brother walked up and asked for something that would make him invisible. Death gave him the invisibility cloak (the triangle).

The next brother was vey greedy. He wanted something that would make him very powerful. Death gave him the elder wand (the line).

The last brother was very calm. He was unlike the other brothers. He only wanted something to start a collection. Death gave him the resurrection stone (the circle).

All the brothers were very happy.

One night, Death took all the powers away. Death killed two of the brothers. The youngest brother went to die because he couldn’t live without his brothers. He handed the invisblity cloak down to his son.

Harry Potter Review -- 10-19-11

2011-10-19T09:23:52-05:00

Harry Potter Review
By lazyman117 and LMMO

Everybody knows the tale of Harry Potter. Voldemort tried to kill him but he just got a scar. So this is our side of the story.

Voldemort looks weird. He doesn’t have a nose. I think the horcruxes he made caused him to look ugly. No wonder he doesn’t have a wife. Then again, he could’ve been in a fire.

You bring up a good point. What would this world be like without J.K. Rowling writing this awesome series. It is true that she wrote the first book on a napkin at Starbucks.

I always liked Harry’s dad, especially the name he came up for Snape. Heh, heh. Snivellus.

Well, I got a book last year and someone was interviewing J.K. She said the first book was originally called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone." Seriously, I thought philosophers made stuff like, "If a tree falls in the forest it won't make a sound." Of course it made a sound! DUH!

Well, that’s all for now!

At The Playground -- 10-18-11

2011-10-18T13:38:42-05:00

At The Playground by: lmmo and blubberflubber24, and bieberhairflp41

(2x) At the playground

Yeah, yeah, yeah

playgrounds
(3x) Yeah

Playgrounds can be all different colors

purple playgrounds

yellow playgrounds

all the colors of the rainbow

and the other colors

playgrounds

Why are we singing about playgrounds?!

I don’t know!

(2x) At the playground

Yeah, yeah, yeah

playgrounds

yeah

Washington, D.C. -- 10-11-11

2011-10-11T08:59:43-05:00

Two years ago, my family and I went on an Easter break trip to Washington, D.C. with my grandparents. My Uncle works in the Capitol Building so we went to my Aunt's house when we got to Virginia.

We went into D.C., but we didn’t go to the Capitol because we were going to do that the next day. We saw the Lincoln Memorial and the World War II Memorial.

The next day we all went to the Capitol Building to see my Uncle. He told me we were going to get a free tour of the Capitol. I shouted, “Yes!”

So we went inside. The inside was really big. We got to see my Uncle's office. He has a sign that says, “Robert Road.” Because Robert is his name. We went all over the place! In one section it was so important that we had to buy tickets to get inside! My Uncle told us not to touch anything, so we didn’t. Then we realized why we couldn’t touch anything. There was some thing so cool I can even explain it! A huge, other side of the building! Now this wasn’t any kind of the building, this was the part where all the senators and the representatives go into court to yell at weird people like Conrad Murray! (Micahel Jackson's doctor.)

The Capitol building was really cool but we had to go to the Washington Monument. The monument was really tall so we couldn’t go inside.

That trip was really fun. I will never forget it.

How Superbee Got To Be -- 10-11-11

2011-10-11T08:53:27-05:00

One unpredictable day, Bob Jones was taking a walk in the park with his dog, Kapasa. He was taking on the phone with his most important client, Eli Jackson. They were about to make a deal where Bob would get $17,000,000 for just an ultra rare Ricky Henderson 1986 baseball card.

Then, he saw something coming from the sky. He hung up on Eli, and starting running for his life! He was about to get into his house to warn his wife when it hit him in the leg! His wife yelled for him. Kapasa came over to her so she knew something was wrong.

When they got to the hospital they took many tests. They found something inside his left leg that made him have special powers. All of a sudden he started to transform into a weird flying bee with an elephant nose!

“What has happened to me!”

Then all of a sudden he got the hang of it and flew out the top of the building!

"But you need to come back for the other testsssssssssssssss!” said the doctor. But he was already gone.

Then he went to fight crime and save the world!

THE END

When Bunnyz Attack! (audio) -- 09-23-11

2011-09-23T08:36:46-05:00

When Bunnyz Attack
BY:LMMO FEAT, SENOR GUMMY WORM and LAZY MAN 117

LMMO: YOU THINK THEIR SO CUTE. BUT INSIDE THEIR LITTLE BUNNY ORGANS THEY ARE EVIL! YEAHHHHHH!

Lazy man 17: YOU THINK THEY ARE SWEET. BUT THEY'RE REALLY NOT. THESE ADORABLE BUNNY iS GONNA' HURT YOU A LOT.

SENOR GUMMY WORM: THEY ARE GONNA' GET YOU WHEN YOU ARE ON THE TOILET. THEY WILL GET YOU IN THE SHOWER!

LMMO: EVIL BUNNIES YEAH! (3X)

LAZY man 17: YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP! THEY’LL GET YOU ANYWAY! IN CLASS, IN THE CAR, OR EVEN WHEN YOU'RE PAYED!

SENOR GUMMY WORM: EVEN IN YOUR GRAVE!

ALL: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. . . .

LMMO: WHEN BUNNYZ ATTACK!

Puppets -- 09-22-11

2011-09-22T12:40:06-05:00

Puppets
BY: LMMO FEAT, Shark Attack 17 AND Senor Gummy Worm

LMMO: BLIND PUPPETS!

GUMMY WORM: SOCK PUPPETS!

SHARK: HAND PUPPETS!

LMMO: AND A PUPPET DRESSED LIKE ELMO!

ALL: PUPPETS YEAH (3X)

SHARK: AND THE BEST PUPPET OF ALL. . .

ALL (OPRAH): COOKIE MONSTER!

Lunch Time (Audio) -- 09-22-11

2011-09-22T12:39:15-05:00

Lunch Time
BY:LMMO FEAT, SHARK ATTACK 17

SA17: All those people that are hungry, gonna make you more hungry with this song about the best part of the day… Lunch Time!

LMMO: It's lunch time!

SA17: It's brunch time!

LMMO: Yeah, eat, eat, eat!

BOTH: It's lunch time!

SA17: Snack time comes but it's not enough! (3x)

LMMO: Yeah!

LMMO: I’m starvin’ to death, people offer more food but I say “NO” cause snack times not enough!

BOTH: eat eat eat! (3x)

BOTH: LUNCH TIME!

Going to the First Game in the New Giants Stadium -- 09-22-11

2011-09-22T12:36:39-05:00

It was a bright, beautiful day at the new Giants stadium. The Giants were hosting the Carolina Panthers. It was the first game at the new Giants stadium. Guess who was there with his Dad? Me! How? Two words: Season Tickets! I couldn’t go to all the games because my football season was interfering.

We got to our seats as the first kickoff began. I was wearing my Giants hat that I got at the Giants vs. Patriots game. The Panthers took an early 3-0 lead. That’s how the last game against the Panthers game started. It ended 41-9, Panthers won. (Also at the game.) At the end of the first half it was 3-14 Giants winning.

I got some lunch and went back to our seats for the start of the 3rd quarter. In the third quarter the Giants scored a field goal and the Panthers scored two touchdowns. End of the 3rd quarter, Giants 17, Panthers 16.

“He tips the pass and runs into the end zone for a safety. The Panthers take the lead 18-17,” said the announcer.

BOOOOOOOOO! Went the crowd.

That wasn’t for long!! The Giants struck back with two touchdowns to win 31-14!

Great way to start off a brand new season!!

Tidal Force -- 09-22-11

2011-09-22T08:54:36-05:00

Me, my sister, my Mom and Dad and our friends the Zonas changed into our bathing suits. We were at Hershey Park. We were going on this ride named “Tidal Force.” When we got on line there was a sign that said: “You will get soaked on this ride”. It was finally our turn.

Click, click went the lifter. I looked over at the drop and saw that we turned before we dropped. The lifter was so high that it took us about seven minutes to get to the turn. When we turned everybody screamed because they thought we were dropping. I relized this was kind of like a lake plunge.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!” we all screamed going down the drop.

Then there was a board that would let you get even more wet!!! It was awesome!! We were all drenched!!! Every part of me was soaked!! And that’s when I knew, man, was that sign right!!