Joseph's Blog

Something wierd happend at my sleepover with kevin -- 05-19-09

2009-05-19T13:01:54-05:00

at a sleep over at kevin's house we were looking out the window with are googles and we saw a red dot. we thought it was a ufo. But we realised we forgot something at my house. So we went to my house with out are googles to get the thing. but when we got back to kevin's house one of the googles wasn't there so we looked every where and it wasn't there. but when i got back to my house it was there so me and kevin thought it was a ailian.

mr. Eraser2 -- 05-14-09

2009-05-14T13:21:15-05:00

mr. Eraser2 was a senior he danced around but one day he lost his job typing it was his favorite job in the world. so he looked in news paper for a typing job nothing he tried working at a coffee shop he failed he tried being room service at a hotel. he failed so he tried taking dance class he was better then randy jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he got a job he was a pro at dancing. So he went to a bunch of concerts to dance and he was having so much fun now he hates typing. and the typing place got business and they offered a job he said no and then they ran out of business. and mr. Eraser 2 got to travel to different places. Like poland Ireland england Australia and more. and he got to sing autographs. and then he went to the most famous place L.A!!! aka las angelus and he go to show them his moves and it made randy jackson really mad. So he went to California and randy jackson didn't now that mr. Eraser was taking away all his fans. THE END

Mr. Google -- 05-06-09

2009-05-06T13:20:10-05:00

once upon a time there was a google he met a eraser named Mr. Eraser. he met him in his garden but Mr. Eraser couldn't go in water so Mr.google built a house. and then he got married to a girl named pink berry here comes the bride and there honey moon is on cuba they are stay ing at the cuba condo! AND THEY HAD A DEVORTION SO HE MOVED TO GREEN LAND. and he lived good the end 

mrs.butter worths -- 05-06-09

2009-05-06T13:11:06-05:00

HEY EVERY BODY COME OUT HERE AND BUY SOME SYURUP. MRS. BUTTERS WORTH IS ON SALE SO STOP WATCHING TV AND GO SHOPPING STOP TALKING TO YOUR CEREAL BOX AND GET SOME SYURUP. SO BUT WAFFLES OR PANCAKES

I got a paper cut this is not awsome -- 05-05-09

2009-05-05T12:49:14-05:00

In social studies i slid my thumb in paper and i got a bandage THE END

earth day -- 04-22-09

2009-04-22T13:20:12-05:00

listen up there is a emergency you guys need to help the environment by turning off the water recycling and don't liter the most important thing is to have fun now get to it.

how green river EXPLODED -- 04-20-09

2009-04-20T13:18:18-05:00

hi my name is joseph I am about to tell you this story ok my mom went to sunset and i wanted popsicles so I called her 5 times and no answer so when she came home she had green river so when she opened it it exploded all over the counter. p.s this is true. and she got me popsicles.

my favorite color -- 04-16-09

2009-04-16T13:08:02-05:00

My favorite color is black because it is spooky. And I like spooky black is the spookiest color ever. when your in the dark some people think it is scary but I think it's not. BLACK ISN THE BEST. AND I LOVE BLACK!

my favorite color -- 04-16-09

2009-04-16T13:03:16-05:00

bob on jupiter -- 04-14-09

2009-04-14T12:55:32-05:00

You are landing right now ahh milky way. JUPITER wait aren't lilly and Logan suposed to be on jupiter? nothing is on jupiter but the moon WHO IS THERE shaaaaake boo where are you from earth don't tell any one you are from earth they think it is just a fairy tale. here go back to earth but first i have to pick up frank goodbye the end

the cheese moon the mistery of the cheese -- 04-13-09

2009-04-13T13:03:56-05:00

5432761 bob yes thats not right ok 5432761 let me do it 54321 were on the moon again. Now lets solve the mistery of the cheese. Why is the cheese so hard thats the mistery oh. oh a hole town so it's the road ok lets go off the road da da da da da maybe we are on the floor. Ok lets go of the floor. da da da da da wait maybe we are in a house no we are not in a house. wait I want some cheese not now then I'll get some milk from milky way. good bye 543298761 blast off not again bob now he is going to jupiter to meet the people Lilly and logan thats it a planet thats what it is made of hard stuff we solved the misery the end

donuts -- 04-08-09

2009-04-08T10:08:08-05:00

yesterday in economics we were pretending to make donuts. And I will tell you my favorite donut. Well I have more then one favorite donut. my 1st favorite one was the poderd suger ones they taste so good i am had them for breakfast for the last 2 days. My other favorite donut is chocolate on it and sprinkles on it when you first take a bite it is so good we always go to dun-kin's donuts it is so good there. and those are my favorite donuts.

the cheese moon -- 04-06-09

2009-04-06T13:14:09-05:00

come on bob i need to grab a pare of my under pants ok i am coming 54321 bob why aren't you wearing pants ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! your just joking no one is gonna be on the moon. at milky way i will just walk in with my under pants. ok we are at milky way moooooooooooooooooooooo I think there is a cow in milky way. here we are on the cheese moon for cheese. Wow bob how did you make that house so fast that is not are house there is nice man made out of cheese in there he gave exploding chocolate bob don't eat it BOOOOOM that was yumy chocolate. hello cheese hhhhhhhhi what hi. oo cheese let start cutting it bob why did you put blood in it i will go get a bigger piece ok i will bring the man to the cheese hospital wow he is a real man. ok lets go to are rocket ship 54321 bl lets start cutting the cheese blast off. welcome tothe earth lets go to the store i work at cheese your hired. yes lets go to the stores oo frute cool under pants BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB THE END

the 3 R's -- 03-26-09

2009-03-26T10:04:26-05:00

i've have been reducing and reusing a box a bunch of times i pratended it was a house. and for recycling i don't thing i have done it cause i have jut a plane garbige can.

bob's hair 5 the mistery of the hairy babys -- 03-13-09

2009-03-13T12:50:02-05:00

bob's hair grew back and it was a better one ok so when I was in poland i got a book that said how to grow hair. so i readit and thats igsacly how i got my hair. so i did it again step 1 look at a statue step 2 dig your self under ground. DIG YOUR SELF UNDER GROUND! I do not remember doing that HELP I AM UNDER GROUND 10 years later i am out ok that is why it took me so long to get back. and thats all the steps? ok i am gonna go to sleep good night.1 day later. my hair is fat what the BOOM hair babys cool the next day they were like hairy babys oh so thats why the steps were unusual i am going to the scientist well if you have hairy babys they will grow every day until your house looks like a giant mustash! WHAT! OMG 10 days later good morning mutash what my house is mutash thats it i am gonna cut you buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! ok done all of the little hairy pieces were on the floor sweep sweep done who ever listened to this story please coment and say what you would do if there was a situewasion like that i hope you liked the story THE END!!!!

bob's hair 4 -- 03-10-09

2009-03-10T13:08:37-05:00

bob's hair is not annoying he really likes it shhhh he's shopping right now now hair get me something good noodles! lets go see a movie ... said hair ok lets go to the beach swimming swimming! splash splash 5 fun years later lets go see a movie da dada da we put are brains together space explorers rule! 5 fun years later hair is boring he doesn't like movies iam cutting you again cutcut cut cut cut cut done my had is shinny yay horay put are brains together tomatoes rule. do do do do do 1000000 years later i am old just kidding i am still a tomato but my hair is gone do not worry soon i will grow a better hair so good bye i am going to poland i will see you in poland later good bye

bob's hair 3 -- 03-09-09

2009-03-09T13:19:20-05:00

bob's hair gotten a little annoying again okay hair i am gonna cut you my self but then he just made him a shiny head the next day his hair wasn't there. a week later his hair was still not there a year later his hair was still not there my hair is finally gone do do dodo do do yes i could finally go in the store with no hair i could go swimming i could see a movie. i could go on the computer to blog!
i could go to the library. i could go to gym. and most of all i could go to school 5 years later puff i miss my hair if i go to the store my hair would get what i need. and i if i go swimming i could lay on my hair. and if i go to a movie like i could be scared and hair would save me. and if i blog he has great articles. if i go to the library he could give me good books. and he could work out with me at the gym. and most of all i could go to school and he could help me. one day later my hair its back i could do every thing they all live happily ever after

bob's hair 2 -- 03-03-09

2009-03-03T13:08:57-05:00

bob's hair grew back now bob is so mad he gets a hair cut every day.One day when bob woke up his hole lon was hair so he went to get a hair cut they axedently cut his head and then he fell and broke his nose he got 9 stiches on his nose and 12 stiches on his head. and then the doctor had to remove his head to fix the hair problem. did you know bob tollk school so he coudn't go to school. he was in the hospital getting the ahhhhhhhhhhh head removed. bob went back to school ding that was the last day of school. he had a party at his house. because he got his cast off. he celebrated with tomato juce. but the doctor was wong bob's hair grew so long it filled up the block.but bob liked his hair but he cut some of so it didn't fill the hole block. all the littel hair lived hapily ever after so did bob.

what i did over the weekend -- 03-02-09

2009-03-02T19:44:41-05:00

Over the weekend I went to my Grandma's house for my cousins birthdays. In my grandmas backyard there is a sledding hill. We went sledding on ice. It was fun because we went very fast down the hill. We got to go sledding on are boddies because it was ice. It was fun at my grandma's house!!!

making a 0 with out useing numbers -- 02-26-09

2009-02-26T13:03:05-05:00

ok all you have to do is hold down shift and press o and wolla O 0 cool

making a 10 with out useing numbers. -- 02-25-09

2009-02-25T13:28:37-05:00

ok my friend told me how to make a 10 with out useing numbers here is how it goes you just hold down the shift key and press i and o and walla IO number IO the end

a pen pal for max -- 02-25-09

2009-02-25T13:06:06-05:00

my favrite part of the story is when there is a earth quake and maxes friend writes a letter to max and send him and his class some clothes and she left a letter that said dear max I hope you didn't get hurt in the earth quake well thats all i remember. and that was my favrite part the end.

bobs hair -- 02-23-09

2009-02-23T13:18:24-05:00

bob was a tomato one day bobs hair grew so long he went to get a hair cut the next day his hair grew even longer so he made his hair bald the next day his hair covered his house okay hair i am not gonna get a hair cut then his hair got even longer. doe okay ill cut you my self cut cut cut cut cut the next day it was still gone 1 year later i miss my hair my hair all hairs live haply ever after THE END

the co co mow place 2 -- 02-10-09

2009-02-10T13:15:44-05:00

once upon a time there was a place called co co mow every thing was made out of beach stuff. Because it is on a beach. their clothes we're made out of sand and hay. their houses we're made like beach houses. like hay roof and wood sides. then people came on a ship every one got in to the safe house. and locked every thing. and got in to the rooms and locked the doors. and closed the windows then the people on the ship got the fire crackers and set all the houses on fire. but they could not find the safe house. but they made their own house. they stayed in it for 8 weeks. so the co co mows bult more houses. when the people woke up they couldn't believe there eyes! now how are we gonna find the people! I don't know. but they found the safe house. ahhh the people screamed and they ran around the place! now witch one of you could tell me whats going on . gulp well we bult a island and people kept comng so we made a town. Oh so can we buy a house sure pay 1ooo cocoanuts ok. lets go cocoanuts cocoanuts cocoanuts cocoanuts cocoanuts. we only need one more cocoanut hay i have an idea lets split up in to groups. ya dody dody dody do. gulp shhhhh its a ware wolf Run!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh. hay a cocoanut we could buy a house now. okay we're here why did you bring a wolf here what!!!!!! do we still get the house? we have a pet wolf are you kidding he is so cute! They live happily ever after. THE END!

my Dr. sues poem -- 02-10-09

2009-02-10T12:55:39-05:00

Cat in hat a cat in a hat. flag bag a flag in bag.a shook book I shook the book. bow mow I mowed a bow. hop and pop hop on pop blow no mouse on house COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to intrudes my self -- 02-03-09

2009-02-03T09:57:38-05:00

Hi my name is joseph i love cats that includes tigers. my favorite food is pancakes and waffles. my favorite sport is volley ball. my birthday is 7-21. I was born on 921. I have one brother and to sisters. one of my sisters has two dads. THE END

What I want on groundhog day -- 02-02-09

2009-02-02T10:09:29-05:00

I want spring to come because I want to clime on the trees! and I want to role in grass. and play on my swing set. and play in the rain. and go to the park. and I could be king of the grass and thats why I want it to be spring.

inauguration day -- 01-20-09

2009-01-20T13:53:02-05:00

I saw Obama so in sadness and I thought that girl who sang the song that the people would not know the song. I heard that obama is the 44th president in the united states of America I felt so happy and a little sad. I noticed martin luther king got what he wanted I wondered if john M'cane would be sad. p.s obama has to dauters.

the co co mow place -- 01-09-09

2009-01-09T13:08:51-05:00

hey every body i am writing a copy of the pilgrom story just a difrent way. once there was a country named englind once some people decited to leave so they left on a big ship called the coco mow ship. When it was the first week every one got sick they all had to eat fish some people had to sleep on the floor and some people got to sleep on the beds. then they landed in cape cod some people got of to discofer there new home. and the ship continued A MAN FELL OVER BOARD. and they saved him and go there was huge waves! every one got in the bottom of the ship but the capton he had to stear the ship. whoosh go the waves ah said every body. The next day some one said land home land home. Every one danced around. Now one was there they found some one he was called sqounto he said the land was called co co mow. that was the name of their ship. Every one started to bulled beach houses because it's a beach place. the first house that was made became a hospital. Their loosing 1 or 2 people a day! and then a year later the co co mows made a hole town in co co mow! THE END!!!!

summer with steve -- 01-08-09

2009-01-08T11:43:32-05:00

School is almost out for steve. 321 schools out! Steve is so happy he is gonna go to the beach and sun bathe and go to his beach house in South Carolina there is a huge beach there. he is gonna collect shells and sand dollars. and then back to school. THE END!!!

my feelings at the winter sing -- 01-08-09

2009-01-08T10:28:15-05:00

We're going to the winter sing.
I start to shake.
I want to smile
My heart would be beating beating so fast.
I want to sing loud.
i hope i could be a good singer.
We're going to the winter sing!

my sisters birthday party -- 01-05-09

2009-01-05T13:16:04-05:00

my sisters birthday is 1-5 but her birthday party was on 1-4 it was so funny my sister asked for the birthday cake i gave her ice cream. but my dad gave her the cake. she put her finger in the cake and slid through the cake. Then when it was time to eat the cake my brother showed everyone the finger print. but be for we ate cake my sister opened her presents. when we sang happy birthday my sister was wining because she wanted to play with her presents. but on her real birthday she didn't play with her toys when we were singing happy birthday but she was still wining! and that was my sisters birthday.

what i would do in the snow -- 01-05-09

2009-01-05T11:05:34-05:00

I would make a igloo because you could play inside them last year me and my brother made igloos. And i would make a snow man because there cool and they could guard your igloo. And i could collect ice to make stuff like a tv a bed a computer a key bord all that cool stuff. thats what i do in the snow.

Fall with steve -- 01-02-09

2009-01-02T09:17:34-05:00

onec upon a time it was the first day of a fall. Steve couldent wait to go outside to rake some leafs and jump in to the leaf pile!! But then he had to go to school. But at school he used his hands to rake the leafs!!! But when he got home he was so exited. Because its a weekend!!! But steve wasent playing with the leafs. But on the last day of the weekend steve notest some thing he needs to tell his mom I need cheese steve said. Then he notest another thing I DID NOT PLAY WITH THE LEAFS OVER THE WEEKEND!!!! Steve ran outside to play with some leafs. But then winther came. THE END!

Hamster by Joseph -- 12-18-08

2008-12-18T13:22:06-05:00

His name is Mr.Bubbles.

spring with steve -- 12-18-08

2008-12-18T13:11:06-05:00

steve loved playing in the snow. buuut when steve went to bed it was the first day of January. when steve woke up all the snow was gone! Steve ran outside. he was trying to think of something to do. but suddenly he had a idea. he started digging a hole. he loves spring now. He made new friends! but spring break is over. now he hass to go to school. when school was over steve did his homework and went outide to make a new home. THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i could be a super hero -- 12-15-08

2008-12-15T13:01:21-05:00

If I could be a super hero I would walk throo walls and make a tv a flat screen tv. I could make the power go of! and I could go to wiz land and go to the North pole to see santa! Just how much fun would it be if you were a super hero! post script (p.s.) I would go around the world!

winter with steave steave -- 12-10-08

2008-12-10T13:06:11-05:00

steave was a purfeshanol at gymnastics he knew how to run only hands and feet! One day steave got very sick and went to the hospital and then steave barfed so much it filled up the hole hospital 100 floors One day steave got better but had a caugh. I don't know how this hapend but the parents gave him coffee and it actshulie worked! The caugh went away and now steave could play in the snow splash. steave is going to billed a snow man now he is going to make a igloo! Steave is having so much fun in winter! now he is playing with his friends! THE END!!!!!!!!!!

if I could get a pet -- 12-05-08

2008-12-05T13:12:49-05:00

If I could get a pet I would get a dog which I practicly share a dog because when ever my neighbors go on a trip we take the dog to are house. and I would like a cat because my cousin has to cute cats.

what i do on thanksgiving -- 12-01-08

2008-12-01T12:00:36-05:00

Usually on thanksgiving I go to bosscebel for thanksgiving. When we are not eating we watched a movi.My cousins uncles and ants are there.

what I am thankful for -- 12-01-08

2008-12-01T00:00:00-05:00

I am thankful for Thanksgiving! Because we get to have the best food. I am thankful for my family. because on thanksgiving we gather around the table and give thanks. I am thankful for My school because it helps me learn.

Baskibell -- 11-18-08

2008-11-18T10:53:14-05:00

Every thanksgiving break I go to baskibell with my cousins. My uncle haves cabins at that town. me and my family share a cabin.

are favorite seasons -- 11-17-08

2008-11-17T11:03:59-05:00

My favorite season is summer because we do not have school! And my birthday is in the summer.