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Farting all the time
Article posted December 2, 2012 at 11:34 PM GMT0 •
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Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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Article posted December 2, 2012 at 11:34 PM GMT0 •
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So Says The Boss
Article posted November 27, 2012 at 11:10 PM GMT0 •
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I'm the boss
You do not cross
The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play
Is found in my refrain
Love to eat
The prime of meat
So sad 'til I get some
'Tis so sweet
And such a treat
Boy, they can be so dumb
Hate to dress
Give me caress
No bother with the slime
Have to dig
In it real big
Archaeology time
When I'm beat
I have a seat
Take my favorite spot
No compete
It's so complete
Out of my royal cot!
Here to stay
I love to lay
Napping is not a farse
I'm a dog
Who's a couch hog
So move your self away from my cars.
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Article posted November 27, 2012 at 11:10 PM GMT0 •
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Josiah--grammar ninja and hangman
Article posted November 21, 2012 at 05:11 AM GMT0 •
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I liked hangman better than grammar ninja because I don't like nouns.
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Article posted November 21, 2012 at 05:11 AM GMT0 •
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Skulduggery Pleasant the Faceless Ones
Article posted November 20, 2012 at 05:23 AM GMT0 •
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Author: Derek Landy
Chapter 1
This chapter was about a crime. Cameron Light was found murdered in the lounge at his house. Valkyrie and Skulduggery were investigating his murder when they found him in the morning, to try and find out who murdered Cameron. They were trying to find out if he had magical powers, like them, by sprinkling a magic powder called rainbow dust, which shows if there is any trace of magic being used.
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Article posted November 20, 2012 at 05:23 AM GMT0 •
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Show Parents Your Blog
Article posted November 19, 2012 at 05:36 AM GMT0 •
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I enjoyed reading Josiah's blog.
I like the poems on your blog, they were funny and interesting.
I am happy that you are enjoying learning new maths problems.
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Article posted November 19, 2012 at 05:36 AM GMT0 •
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Homework
Article posted September 14, 2012 at 01:22 AM GMT0 •
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I feel good because I learnt that 65 x 65 = 4225 and I learnt that every thing like 45 x 45 or 55 x 55 always has 25 at the end of it's answer.
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Article posted September 14, 2012 at 01:22 AM GMT0 •
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Hollidays
Article posted July 13, 2012 at 07:23 AM GMT0 •
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What would you like to do in the hollidays? Would you miss your friends?
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Article posted July 13, 2012 at 07:23 AM GMT0 •
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Down on the Farm
Article posted May 30, 2012 at 05:18 AM GMT0 •
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I like cats but I don't like their claws
I like dogs but I don't like their jaws
I like cows but I don't like their horns
I like the roses but I don't like their thorns
I like the geese but I don't like their hisses
I love my aunties but I don't like their kisses
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Article posted May 30, 2012 at 05:18 AM GMT0 •
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My Blog Page
Article posted May 29, 2012 at 11:39 PM GMT0 •
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What do you think about my blog page?
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Article posted May 29, 2012 at 11:39 PM GMT0 •
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Cell Phones
Article posted May 18, 2012 at 02:21 AM GMT0 •
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I strongly believe that kids should not have cell phones.
There are three main reasons to support my argument.
Firstly people might steal them.
Another reason is we might loose them and that would have been a waste of money.
Furthermore you might break it by accidently dropping it on the ground.
Also kids get easily distracted by playing games on them.
Therefore in my opinion it is not good because kids might not do their work or play outside with others if they have a cellphone.
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Article posted May 18, 2012 at 02:21 AM GMT0 •
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