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The Gnome
Once upon a time there was a gnome named Ichabod Crane. But that’s his real name. But his name that every body calls him is Crane. But they don’t call him Mr. Crane because that’s his last name but they just call him Crane for short. So one day Crane was walking down the street and then he went right into “Starbucks Coffee House”. And said “Can I please have a mocha”? “Sure thing Crane”, said the sales person. “Here you go Crane”. “That would be $2.00”. “Here you go and thanks for the mocha”, said Crane.
Crane was walking down the street when this lady and him went BANG=http://=http:// They bumped into each other and the lady said, “ I’m sooo sorry”! Then Crane said, “Put a sock in it woman like you would ever mean it”! “But I do” “ I really do and you're kind of cute”! “Shut up woman like I would ever believe you”. So by now you probably are thinking Crane has a pretty hard life or thinking he’s pretty mean. Well he’s had problems all the time because girls give him compliments about how he looks but he already has a girlfriend and he can’t just dump her because he meet some girl he’s never seen in his life and just found a cute girl on the street thinking he’s super duper cute, please as if!
So then he went home and then he rang the doorbell. He waited a moment and no one answered. Then he rang it again no one came so then he put his key in the lock and unlocked it. Then he went into the house and said "Keegan? Keegan?" Then he went to the table. There was a piece of paper it was a note! It said . . .
Dear Crane,
I left for a cute man on the street who said I was cute and then I left you this note a I ran after him on his motorbike he stopped out side my door oh! There he is see yeah and I’m not telling you where we are going so see ya!
TO BE COUNTINUED=http://! DUN DUN DUN=http://=http://
Article posted June 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM •
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