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Once upon a time there was a gnome named Ichabod Crane. But thatâ€™s his real name. But his name that every body calls him is Crane. But they donâ€™t call him Mr. Crane because thatâ€™s his last name but they just call him Crane for short. So one day Crane was walking down the street and then he went right into â€śStarbucks Coffee Houseâ€ť. And said â€śCan I please have a mochaâ€ť? â€śSure thing Craneâ€ť, said the sales person. â€śHere you go Craneâ€ť. â€śThat would be $2.00â€ť. â€śHere you go and thanks for the mochaâ€ť, said Crane.
Crane was walking down the street when this lady and him went BANG=http://=http:// They bumped into each other and the lady said, â€ś Iâ€™m sooo sorryâ€ť! Then Crane said, â€śPut a sock in it woman like you would ever mean itâ€ť! â€śBut I doâ€ť â€ś I really do and you're kind of cuteâ€ť! â€śShut up woman like I would ever believe youâ€ť. So by now you probably are thinking Crane has a pretty hard life or thinking heâ€™s pretty mean. Well heâ€™s had problems all the time because girls give him compliments about how he looks but he already has a girlfriend and he canâ€™t just dump her because he meet some girl heâ€™s never seen in his life and just found a cute girl on the street thinking heâ€™s super duper cute, please as if!
So then he went home and then he rang the doorbell. He waited a moment and no one answered. Then he rang it again no one came so then he put his key in the lock and unlocked it. Then he went into the house and said "Keegan? Keegan?" Then he went to the table. There was a piece of paper it was a note! It said . . .
I left for a cute man on the street who said I was cute and then I left you this note a I ran after him on his motorbike he stopped out side my door oh! There he is see yeah and Iâ€™m not telling you where we are going so see ya!
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