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The Plan
Once on a snowy Thanksgiving in New Jersey, it was cold and busy. I was in the woods. Oh by the way I’m a Turkey and my name is Chuck, so as I was saying I was in the woods and I saw a man with a gun! I started to run as fast as I could, but the man grabbed me and took me to his big mansion. The man had three kids; the first one was six years old and was screaming. The second one was thirteen years old and just sat around. The third one was two years old and wouldn’t stop crying! So they were planning to eat me for Thanksgiving and I was struggling at the bit. The man grabbed me and put me in the garage. I had a good plan and here’s what it is: I got a piece of string and tied it on a trophy and set it on the top of the door and when the man came in the door the trophy hit his head, he was knocked out and so the man went to the hospital… Five years later the man is still in the hospital and so far the score is:
Turkey - 1
Man - 0
Right now I found a wife and I am safe in a home!!
Oh, I forgot to tell you that I escaped!! It is kind of obvious!!
By Danielle
Article posted November 23, 2005 at 01:48 PM •
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About the Blogger
Hi my name is Danielle and I love to write at roomtwelve.com and I also love basketball, reading, drawing and playing with all my friends. I am a dancing queen. I love dogs too. I also love cats, I love to travel and see my family in CA. I LOVE CHEESE AND IF I COULD I WOULD HAVE A WORLD RULED BY CHEESE!!!!!! BUT IF YOU BELIEVE IN SOMTHING AND YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGHT IT THEN YOU CAN DO IT!
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