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Once there was a little city of invisible people. They liked to shoot people in the butt with arrows. That would make them fall in love with someone. To the invisible people this was called “butt shoot”.
One lovely couple had a baby once. They named him Cupid. They helped Cupid learn to butt shoot. He got very good. (Not meaning to say he didn’t aim at the targets he aimed at his parents) So people decided to make him the head of the butt shoot army.
One day close to Valentines Day Cupid set off after earth. With the army. He made it. It was quiet, too quiet. Suddenly a burst of people came out of one little building. Cupid knew exactly where he was. He knew he was near a church. He said, “Get set to fire. Fire!” The army flung arrows across the water that separated them. Then suddenly started glaring at each other in amazement. Suddenly they all started to hug then kiss. Cupid looked away and said, “tell me when it’s over it’s just too nasty. Not=http:// Ha, ha, ha. I love this job!” Cupid and his army kept on shooting arrows. But, they did not see it coming. They were traveling into a forest with thousands of archers! The army died but Cupid survived it all and when getting out of the forest came he almost got shot. He did not notice it but he was going right into a war field that time he got shot! His invisible powers faded. All the people saw him. He did not win the battle. The battle of love!!!! He lost. He failed. He died. So the people did research on him. They got scales off chart! The building blew up and Cupid was never seen again.
Article posted February 13, 2007 at 01:55 PM •
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