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World War III

By Connor Good

Strident times are upon us. The world is exponentially disparate than it was numerous centuries ago. This is mainly because of the narcissistic and greedy behavior of the United States of America, and the merciless and savage behavior of Canada. That is how it all began.

The U.S.A had been on a warpath to say the least, Eradicating minor German cities with their advanced air force and superior navy. Germany was being irreparably damaged. They desperately tried to withstand the malicious attacks, but the U.S.A overwhelmed them. The U.S.A reigned supreme. However, once the onslaught was finished the entire continent of Europe revolted against America. Unfortunately for Europe, they were in the possession of enhanced nuclear weaponry

Europe decided to launch an intricate navy assault on the U.S.A. To their credit, their British navy is unparalleled by any other. They are truly superlative, although, the Americans utilized nuclear warfare to counter the British navy. The attack commenced and the Americans obliterated the British without much effort. Europe was stunned. A nuclear bomb had been dropped! Europe hastily dispatched yet another attack. Diverse from their previous offense, they used their air force. The equivalent result occurred. Europe quickly surrendered pleading for mercy. The land of opportunity seemed unstoppable.

Arrogant over their decisive victory, America announced that their current target is now Canada. The U.S.A. thought that Canada was a feeble and incompetent country, filled with cretins. Canada did not take kindly to America’s insolent remarks. They were on the brink of war. Shortly, the strife ensued. The U.S.A. bombarded eastern Canada without forgiveness. Canada maintained composure, and resisted the spiteful aggression. America was relentless. They pondered when or how they would exploit their prestigious nuclear bomb. America presumed that Canada was frail. They were incorrect.

After multitudinous raids the U.S.A. finally determined to employ their ultimate force immediately. They planned a facade for their foe. Their navy will distract the western battalions creating a diversion that will leave the west side completely unprotected, Leading Canada to its demise. The U.S.A. underestimated Canada’s intellect. The Canadians did not display anguish nor bother with America; instead they fortified their defenses and prepared for the brutality. Despite the fortifications, the U.S.A dropped the nuclear bomb. They regretted their decision.

Canada had a unique chemical called Zemo surrounding the country, which shielded them from nuclear bombs and artillery. Once the bomb was dropped it had no effect. America was flabbergasted at the outcome. Canada retaliated with tenacious attacks, and America promptly surrendered. Canada was a hero that day. Nations all across the globe respected Canada for its contribution. World War III was relinquished.

Planet Earth was left a desolate planet. They slaughtered most of our race. They were idiosyncratic, hideous beings. It is ambiguous now. We were feeble and incompetent. We fell under our own success. Our highest commanders have fallen, leaving no hope. The planet is at its end, unless, we take the ultimate stand. We shall fight for our freedom. This day we are no longer slaves. This day we will no longer be ineffectual. My name is Commander K, and this day we take back what is rightfully ours!

The outsiders have us contained in an unpretentious cell. My 4 comrades and I are formulating an intricate plan. There are outsiders everywhere, controlling our former world. The outsiders shepherding our cell were eyeing us intently. We just ignored them and their disgusting features. A few hours passed, (which seemed like minutes) and our plan was finalized. The two outsiders were perturbing to look at, however we would not be gazing at them much longer. Soon we shall escape with ease. These outsiders will soon perish, not to their knowledge of course. It is but a matter of time. The fate of humanity resides with us.

For our preparation to be successful, we needed to distract the two swine.

“Hey fatso, why don’t you be a good little peon and fetch us some nourishment?” Commander J asked. The guard snorted and departed. My comrade then started coughing vociferously, almost choking.

“Hey bozo, can’t you see he’s choking here? Get some water pronto”! The guard dashed off for the water. “That should bide us some time,” whispered Commander A. While we were escorted into this vicinity, I snatched one of the guard’s blasters. Such a fool he was. It was such an inimitable blaster. It aroused my attention. I had no time to inspect it however, as the plan was underway.

There were no windows, only jail bars and a wintry concrete floor. So if we couldn’t go around or straight through, we decided to do something completely clichéd. We went beneath. To excavate in this cell was a daunting task. We didn’t have the proper paraphernalia and even if we did, it would still not be straightforward. However, Commander C, being the intellectual prodigy that he is, discovered something crucial to our escape. He found four hollow spaces in the concrete floor!

“If we jump down on the four hollow spaces together - simultaneously, the floor should crumble beneath us”! exclaimed Commander C.

“How does that aid us genius”? Commander J asked.

“Well, according to my previous research if the floor crumbles we should be in the undisclosed tunnel for the rebel coalition”. Commander C replied.

“Where will this tunnel lead us”? Commander S asked.

“Home”. Commander C replied.

As we travelled along the seemingly boundless path, we discerned some bloody, decaying, corpses. The resistance appeared to have failed. It was a gruesome sight. The outsiders’ vigor was no mere façade. When we return back home, we need to think of a battle strategy. THUMP THUMP THUMP.

“Uhhhh guys, we have company”. Said Commander S. Suddenly, two hulking outsiders appear! The two monstrosities ran straight for us! One of them slammed Commander J down with its powerful tail. Trying to resist, Commander J stabbed the creature with his machete. However, it didn’t seem to affect it. Commander C then jumped on the beast trying to mount it.

“SOMEBODY SHOOT THIS THING”! He yelled. Commander S took the call of action. He shot the outsider relentlessly. The creature laid there motionless, as orange blood splattered on the tunnel walls.

“Nice shooting”. Said Commander J.

“You know, you could’ve killed me”. Cried Commander C.

“I know”, Replied Commander S with a smug grin.  

As we continued our journey back home we realized that this will be no cakewalk. It was never meant to be. We will form a new resistance. We will take down this extraterrestrial menace. No matter how many, no matter how powerful, we will prevail! I will stake my life on it.