Big Dan today decided that he didn't want to eat dog food any more. He opened up the pantry door and decided that he perfers cerial better. Now we are forced to put locks on our cabniets, he dosen't like that. He's been a real grouch since we did that. I wonder at points if he's a human trapped in a dog body.
Well, he wanted revenge. And he got it and got it good.
My dad had just gotten a new Blackberry. Dad left it on the counter, right near the ledge, next to a glass of water. DanBo (as we call him) put his fluffy white paws up on the counter and knocked the glass over with his nose. It spilt all over my dads Blackberry, totally destroying it. And then decided to top it off by braking the glass. How do I know it was him not my annoying little seven year old brother Parker? Beacuse I was sitting in the living room, watching Doctor Who. When I hear the glass spill and look over finding Dan totaly destroying my dads blackberry and braking my moms favorite glass.
I got up to go shew him off, right at the moment my dad walked in with my mom carrying groccerys. They blammed it on me as ushal. I tried telling them it was Dan but they wouldn't believe me. They thought I was just making up a lie. Which I wasen't mind you and ended up being grounded for the whole week,.
Oh I'm gonna get that dog! And I'm gonna get him good! I've now got video cameras set up in the kitchen. Muhahahahahhahahahahahah! He'll never beat me now!