Hello, and welcome to today's show, Shut Up and Listen. I'm your host, Elchessmaster229 and the guest for today's episode will be Mion9440. Mion, is it okay if I call you Mion? Good. I knew that you would be a good sport about this. Well, today's topic will be (DRUMROLL PLEASE!) (drumroll sounding): Vampire Ballerina Chameleons! (Ba-dum-ba-cheeeeee!) Mion, what do you know about these fascinating creatures? That they completely HATE getting wet and they are allergic not to biting pizza every day. They have to change their clothes every three minutes! Hmmm. Most interesting, Mion. What else? They have to carry candy with them at all times or else they die! Hmm. That is very interesting. I did not know that before. What about their diet? They have to eat sweets every single five minutes. Wow! You sure do know a lot about Vampire Ballerina Chameleons! Now, I will ask you about their habits. That they always have to carry a little dog with them at all times to protect them from the people who will eat them. Whoa. What about their annoying tendencies? They can NOT stop eating and that they cannot stop having blood. They have blood all over them. Gee whiz! Thank you for alerting us about these little critters. While they may look cute and cuddly, watch out! They will suck the blood out of you in an instant and put on such a beautiful array of dance steps that you will fall into a trance. Well, that's all we have time for today, folks! Join us next time of the comedian and very popular Burgerman62 for an interveiw on Magic Flying Cubik Elephants!