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How to make an awful salad
Step one:
Get out a bowl to make it in.
Step two:
Cut up some dog bones and liver and throw them in the bowl. You may grade up some moldy cheese but that is optional.
Step three:
Either buy some tomatoes or get them from your garden, but remember to go outside and rub it in a puddle to give them extra juice.
Step four:
You do not need lettuce for this salad.
Step five:
Toss it and add what ever dressing you desire.
Article posted February 27, 2012 at 09:51 AM •
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