Hello!
(cool, I found the smiley faces!)
This is my third time writing this introduction for my blog.
You know why? The first two times I went to add a picture to my finished introduction and facts about myself, but I went to backspace the text in the box you get when you're trying to add a picture, and it goes back to the page saying, "enter text for your blog here!" or something of that nature. So, here's what I decided. I'm doing the two separately, so I don't smash my computer against the wall out of frustration.
I've wasted a half hour re-writing a blog post that I spent 15 minutes on the first time, only for it to be deleted a second time. I'll try to sum up exactly what the first two said. So... here you go. I'm going to use this blog to my full nerd-ability because I'm proud of my nerd-ness. (Is that even a word?)
Oh great, now I can't use that for a fact. If you're even still awake, I'll try not to bore you to death and wrap up this mediocre introduction, but enjoy my blog, if you take the time to read it. Have a nice day! 
You know what? I'll do the facts about myself here too.
1) I have an extreme tolerance for spicy food... [insert picture of pepper wearing a sombrero here]
2) ... and sour candy. [insert picture of cartoon person with a contorted mouth and a brain sticking out of their head]
3) I type at about 80-100 WPM. Very general, I know. [insert cheesy joke about two keys on a keyboard... "meet you at the space bar!"]
4) I need to work when there's background noise, so school environment works for me. Homework is a killer. [insert a "homework" killer...wow...]
5) I need to read in absolute silence or I'll learn absolutely nothing. [insert picture of earplugs]
6) I get bored very very very easily. [insert person sleeping on homework]
7) ... therefore, I am always bored. [same image?]
OKAY! Those were 7 facts about me. Adios / Au revoir / Goodbye! 