Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 •
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What I will be writing about is the 100th year of Mamaroneck Avenue School. The things I will be telling you about is the mural that got painted of then and now. I also will be telling you about the party that we had to celebrate the 100th year of Mamaroneck Avenue School. As soon as we walked into the party there was this picture frame that had what the school looked like back then and now. It was so interesting to see the changes we made to our school. As soon as you walked into our school there were these black and orange balloons. I was so excited. All my friends were on the playground or eating pizza or having Rita’s ice cream. I couldn’t wait to gone the fun! I hope Mamaroneck Avenue school stays for 100 years and more.
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Article posted October 17, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 •
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INTERVIEWING BASKETBALLGIRL PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? BASKETBALLGIRL: PURPLE AND BLUE. PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? BASKETBALLGIRL: BASKETBALL PBANDJ23: WHAT'S ARE YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS? BASKETBALLGIRL: A DOG AND A PANDA. PBANDJ23: DO YOU HAVE A SIBLING? BASKETBALLGIRL: YES, ONE. PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR NATIONALITY? BASKETBALLGIRL: ITAILAN PBANDJ23: DO YOU HAVE A PET? BASKETBALLGIRL: YES, A DOG NAMED ROXEY. PBANDJ23: BACK TO YOU CARL AZUS ON CNN STUDENT NEWS!
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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed Brother: blubberflubber Mother: basketballgirl Dad: shamefulcloud Good sister, Julianne: candylover51 Grandma: pbanj23 House cleaner: horsebackrider1 Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan) Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums! Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?! Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work. Grandma: OK, honey! Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg. Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well! House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best! Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?! Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy? Mom: Yes, I put one just for you. Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha! Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo! Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry! Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?! Juliana (crying): That was so mean. Narrator: Finally they went to school. (Later) NArrator: Then they finished school. Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun. Nathan: Do it and I'll tell. (Juliana makes a puppy face.) Nathan: I surrender. (Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.) Nathan: I'm running home to tell! Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one! Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work. Mom: Hi, kids! Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun! Mom: Is that true Juliana? Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened! Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon. Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble! Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon. Mom: I will use my secret weapon. (Mom uses secret weapon.) Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded. Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds. Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein. Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein. Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded. Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did. Nathan: Yeah! Haha! Mom: Do you want to be grounded too? Nathan: No, mommy.
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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 •
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THE RANDOM SHOW WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM HOST: CUTIENUMBER1 TWINS: CANDYLOVER51 WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM! TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL! CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE! TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN . CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU? TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . . CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION. TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK]. CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN? TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS. CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS. CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM! SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?! CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY? SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?! CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED! SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK. [SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.] SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM. CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA. TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY! BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA. THE END
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Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM GMT-5 •
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Court Crazy!
Staring:
Judge Judy: basketballgirl
Lawyer, Ms. Lauren Law: pbandj23
Lawyer, Mr. Larry Fighter: bieberharflip
Client of Lauren Law, Elizabeth Skid-Moore: sunshinesparkle
Client of Larry Fighter John Joe: Brandon
Script:
Judge Judy: Welcome to court crazy!
(Everyone claps)
Judge Judy: Today, we will have Ms. Lauren Law as the lawyer for Elizabeth Skid-Moore who accused Mr. Larry Fighter’s client, John Joe, of steeling her new make-up kit. First, we will have Ms. Law present her client’s problem.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Article posted November 1, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
OK, first up, I am gonna' say something to the Lemonade Council of America. They gave me a comment. OK, first of all, you guys do not know where I live. The only people that drive up the street are the people that live there. And no, I am not lying.
OK, next up Sea World, that awesome aquarium in Flordia, has just been sued. The people that sued Sea World said Sea World treated the animals like slaves. Hello?! They train the animals! And I have seen Shamoo the killer whale, and from what I’ve seen the dolphins and whales look like they are having a pretty good time. And best of all, they train walruses! How is that not awesome?! And it's not illegal to train animals.
That’s all for today. This is Lazyman117, saying so long suckers!
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Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 •
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"Are we there yet?” asked my pesky sister Ellie.
“Yes, we are there. Now stop bugging me and carry your suitcase,” said dad.
Even though we were already at the hotel in Flordia, Ellie refused to carry her suitcase. So dad had to carry her suitcase till we got a luggage cart.
The next day we went to Disney World. Unfortunatly Ellie was scared of all the rides, including the merry-go-round. She cried for an hour. Eventually mom took her to the princess castle thing.
With Ellie gone we went on as many rollercoasters as we could. We also got these autograph books and people dressed as Disney characters signed them.
Best family vacation ever.
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Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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Band-Aid
by Lazyman117
I’m in the hospital
it hurts so much.
I’m being cured and it really stings.
I’m going through pain,
I’m such a klutz and nothing hurts more than paper cuts,
I am beaten to a pulp!
Cuz I need a band aid!
You think it will heal?
Cuz it was crushed by your auto mobile!
I need a band aid!
Oh, I need a band aid!
I was stung by a bee.
I cry a lot!
I was run over in a parking lot!
It still hurts even when I sing!
And nothing hurts more than a bee sting! And I cry so much!
Cuz I need a band aid!
You think it will heal?
Cuz I was crushed by your automobile!
I need a band aid !
Oh, I need a band aid!
I got boo boos.
It hurts so much!
I got my finger slammed in the door! Oh, it hurts.
I’m afraid of heights!
And nothing hurts more than bull shark bites!
I am beaten to a pulp!
Cuz I need a band aid!
You think it will heal!
Cuz it was crushed by an automobile!
I need a band aid!
Oh, I need a band aid!
Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:24 PM GMT-5 •
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Hey, guys, it's Lazyman117. I will be doing some game reviews, so expect to see new stuff by Monday. I don’t mean to brag but out of all my friends, I am the best at video games. Bye, and don’t interrupt my lazy sleep.
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Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:34 PM GMT-5 •
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Time for the Review
Now because I’m too lazy to do the work I’m gonna' speed through it.
Graphics are VERY realistic looking.The controls are great. I really enjoyed the story mode because you keep the remote at arm level. The boss fights looked REALLY cool.
There's your review. Now go and buy this game. (Rated T for teen, but who cares.)
Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:34 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
OK, first up, it is the foggiest day of the year. It is so foggy you cannot see the trees.
OK, next up, the new book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series comes out in six days. Kids are completely siked about this. So get ready for some cabin fever!
This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers!
Article posted November 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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Anyway, I’ve got news for you. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever will be released on November 15 2011.
In other news, the Wii game system will be canceled sometime in 2012. The Wii will be replaced by a game system also called the Wii, but you will not be able to play games for the gamecube on it. Which is not good.
St. Vito's religious school now has bad rules. Now you are not allowed to eat or drink anything during class. Seriously? Eating was what made it fun! And the new director has not fired one of the teachers, a teacher who gives kids panphlets on how to become a priest.
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Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
OK, first up, Big Nate just went on a roll with his third book. Nate is trying to win a skateboard against his clueless friend Artur (aka Mr. Lucky). Will Nate win? If ya' wanna find out, take some cash and buy it!
In other words, me, LMMO, and SenorGummyWorm just recently finished a new song called “When Bunnyz Attack!” This song will make you scared! You better run, because the evil bunnyz just fired up the saw mill! See LMMO's page for the audio.)
That’s all for today. I’m Lazyman117 saying, see you guys later.
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Article posted October 17, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 •
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Time for some news.
First up, some people say there's no such thing as ghosts. But there are rumors at Mamaroneck Avenue School, that the famous ghost, “Bloody Mary,” haunts the girl's bathroom. No real proof, but it might be true.
In other news, Halloween will be on a Monday this year, which means no Halloween parties.
And last up, Chocolations is celebrating its 1 year anniversary. Chocolations makes the best ice cream, and it’s the perfect place to get a gingerbread house.
This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers.
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Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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Today we're interviewing lmmo.
What inspired you to write songs?
One day I was looking trough my ipod and I knew that I was going to be a song writer!
Have any of your siblings flipped out at you?
Yes, my older sister flips out when I walk within two feet of her! Total psycho!
What was the scariest thing you ever saw?
This really big roller coaster in Busch Gardens in Virgina. It was called the "Loch Ness Monster."
What was the worst movie you ever saw?
Well, I fell asleep watching "Rio," so it was pretty bad.
Who are some of the people you write songs with?
Well, I write lots of songs with people. I write with lazyman117, sharkattack17, senorgummyworm,blubberflubber24, and bieberhairflip41.
You mentioned me! Anyway, will you write any Christmas songs?
Maybe. So far I have been writing regular songs and sometimes rap songs. My song puppets is really fast!
Well, that’s all! Bye, bye! And you’ve kept me up past my naptime! So we will send those evil bunnys after you!
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Article posted October 20, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
First up, the well known Applebees Restaurant just recently went out of business. It is probably because Applebees does not make a lot of money.
Next up, the DARE program has been cancelled. The major says she can’t afford it. But some of the kids' moms are trying to get DARE back. Wow. I myself think they won't achieve.
OK, before I go I haven’t been doing the news lately because I have been working on stuff with LMMO. And just yesterday I found out my new dog will be at my house on Friday. I was planning on doing the the news but then I found out. Anyway see you guys later.
Article posted October 20, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 •
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Hello, lazy people everywhere! This is LazyMan117!
OK, I just got my new dog who is female! Her name is Bella. But my mom is making everyone help out with her, so I won’t be able to do a lot of stuff over the weekend and after school. I’ll be too busy walking the dog. But thank god I won’t need the pooper scooper. So, that’s all.
Wha?! Bella, stop eating my shoe!
Article posted October 21, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News.
Time for some news.
First up, it has been confirmed that the next "Wimpy Kid" movie will come into theaters in 2012. The movie will be of "The Last Straw" and "Dog Days."
OK, next up, bullying has become ILLEGAL. So if you're bullying anyone you are breaking the law. Plus someone will call 911.
Next up, girls are setting up lemonade stands on my street. A terrible idea if you ask me. Because:
1. no one walks or drives up my street.
2.The girls make the lemonade, and guess what? They cant read!
3. I really wouldn’t waste my money.
And that’s it.
This is Lazyman117, saying so long suckers who are wasting their time!
Article posted October 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 31, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
OK, first up, Mamaroneck Avenue School just started rehersals for its new play, Fiddler on the Roof. Cast list:
Tevye: BeiberHairFlip and Kerry C.
Tzietel: HorseBackRider#1 and some girl named Vicky.
Hodel: Darcy T.and ?
Chava: Sara and Maddie.
Golde: Kiara, Taylor, and ?
Constable: Me and Joshua G.
Fyedka: LMMO
Ever circled a bunch of stuff in the Christmas catalog and end up with a bunch of clothes? Well, that’s what is going on at my house. My sister circled everything in the catalog that was from that tv show Victourious, that lame website Monster High and anything that had to do with American Girl dolls. Are you against this or encouraging it? If you are please comment.
Anyway, this is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers.
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Article posted November 2, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
OK, first up, everyone knows Broadway right? Well, Broadway just got more popular with its new play "The Lion King." It is amazing how they do it. The people who are giraffes have to stand on big stilts. And the guy who is Scar has the perfect British accent.
Next up, people are already getting ready for the holidays. Fred Claus is on TV, ABC is having it's countdown to 25 days of Christmas, and kids are making their Christmas lists. So get ready for an awesome holiday.
Well, that’s all for today. This is LazyMan117 saying so long suckers.
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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News
Time for some news.
OK, first up, a video has been posted on YouTube. The video is of a Texas judge constantly whipping his daughter with a belt even though she cried and begged and pleaded for him to stop. We do not know why he did that, but when we find out why, we will make sure to tell you guys!
OK, next up, Dairy Queen, the famous ice cream place, just got so popular they made a Blizzard toy for kids. The Blizzard toy will allow kids to have Blizzards without going to Dairy Queen! Incredible!
Well, that’s all for today!
This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers!
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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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Time for some news.
OK, first up, Mamaroneck Avenue School is having its first book fair of the year. This book fair will have funny books from Super Diaper Baby to Diary of a Wimpy Kid. So get money and go to the book fair.
OK, next up. What is the most fun dog? I am hoping to get votes in the comments. I am asking all of you, which dog is more fun? A Labrador Retriever? Or a dashund? Please vote in the comments. Whatever dog wins will be named World's Most Fun Yet Completely Crazy Dog!
That’s all for today. This is Lazyman117 saying, good riddance!
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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 •
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The Lazy News!
Time for some news.
OK, first up, the last Harry Potter movie will be on DVD on the 11th. The movie was described as epic from critics and plenty of students.
OK, next up, are shows like Spongebob bad for kids? Some people think Spongebob is bad for kids because it "rots the brain”. Please put your opinion in the comments.
That’s all for today! This is lazyman117 saying so long suckers!
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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 •
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Fiddler on the Roof
Red cast
Tevye: BeiberHairFlip41
Golde: Shai W.
Tzeitel: Victoria M.
Motel: Brandt S.
Hodel: Katy R.
Perchik: Jonthomas B.
Chava: Sara v.
Fyedka: Michael D.
Yente: Zoe G.
Shprintze: Jadalyn O.
Bielke: Ella C.
Lazar Wolf: Nobi F.S.
Constable: Joshua G.
Mordacei: Vincent D.
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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:22 AM GMT-5 •
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Hey, guys, it's Lazyman here, and I have got an announcement.
I am going to try to convince the principal of Mamaroneck Avenue school to have a school dog show! If I do convince her, then bring in dogs of all kinds! Huskys, Labradors, Cockapoos (Heh, heh), and Golden Retrievers!
Just remember, nothing says cute more than a puppy.
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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 •
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Harry Potters Tag Video.
OK, now to get started.
Harry: Fact #1: The sun is hot, hot, hot! Fact #2: Louis Armstrong was on the moon.
Random spectator: No! No! You got it all wrong! You're supposed to say five random facts about YOU. Not five random facts!
Harry: Don’t you think that’s invasion of privacy?
Random Spectator: It’s a tag video! Of course it's invasion of privacy!
Harry: Fine. Fact#1: I live with my doughnut eating cousin, my stupid aunt, and my hardly a neck uncle. Fact#2: Hermione broke my wand by sitting on it. Fact#3: I can talk to snakes.Fact#4:I am the only one that can do a patronus. Fact #5: I am in Grifynndor.
Anyway, bye suckers.
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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 •
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DIARY of Draco Malfoy
Dear Diary,
Ttoday I played in my first Quittitch match. We played against Gryfinndor, but we didn’t win because of that @#$@!# Potter! After the match I dueled him. Everyone thinks he’s the heir of Slytherin. That’s just nonsense.
Slytherin rocks!
Draco
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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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Direct This way (parody of Born This Way by Lady Gaga)
My daddy told me when I was young
you gotta' learn to yell at guys.
He trained me to do exactly that,
and I went really, really far.
Now I expose actors' talents
and take all of the credit.
I just won an Oscar, is that not cool?
I yelled at an actor today,
and that’s what makes me say, I know I was strict
I just direct this way!
I might be really friendly, or just plain old mean!
It doesn’t mean I’m stupid
I direct this way!
Why do I yell away!
Hey, I just direct this way,
baby, I direct this way!
Oh, don’t think that I’m stupid!
Hey, I just direct this way!
I’m not stupid
I direct this way!
I’ll yell at you in a mean way,
maybe I’ll be nice today,
but I will always direct.
I’m completely harsh on you, I will always yell this way. I will fire you in a few days,
and get on Santa's naughty list.
I’ll make your ears bleed,
with my awful singing voice.
And for no reason
I will yell at you,
through a brand new bullhorn.
Got my new bullhorn today! Now I will yell away!
No, not because I’m mean
I just direct this way!
I’ll order the actors,
to do my bidding in a very special way!
Don’t be offended when you see,
my inappropriate movie.
It's really not appropriate, it has nude people in it.
I am such a bad influence,
but the actors worship me.
I even wear white after Labor Day,
'cuz, baby, I direct this way.
Hope you won't think it's cliché
if I fire you today!
Don’t try to get your job back
I direct this way!
I certainly do not regret
all the credit I get!
I’m not completely mean
I just direct this way, hey!
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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 •
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Mollys Spillane's(Parody of “Hakuna Matata” by Simba)
Mollys Spillane's,
what a good place to eat.
Mollys Spillane's
where you eat fried meat!
It is a good place to eat a hamburger!
It has water proof TVs,
and a ton of meat!
Mollys Spillanes!
When I lazy boy! (when he was a lazy boyyy!)
he would eat anything, anything at all!
I was a hungry soul, a
nd I bounced off the walls. And I hurt the managerrr!
Then I tore it apart! (He tore it apart).
Thought of eating the meat!
And I ate the meat!
And then I poo- Lazy,
not in front of the kids!
Oh, sorry.
Mollys Spillane's!
What a good place to eat!
Molly Spillane's!
Where you eat fried meat!
It is a good place!
To eat a hamburger!
It has water proof TVs!
And a lot of meat!
Molly Spillane's!
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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:03 AM GMT-5 •
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“Dad are we lost?” I asked.
We were going on vacation, and Dad always gets lost.
“Ehh…what makes you say that?” asked Dad.
“We just past Santa's Workshop.”
“Percy’s right. We're lost," said Mom.
Before we knew it, we were running over a bunch of Santa's elves. One of them landed in our car. After that I just went to sleep.
When I woke up, guess what? Mom, Dad, me and the elf were stranded on an island.
“Ill go make us some food and shelter with the elf,” I said.
The elf was really helpful. He made me a drill and everything else I needed to make an awesome shelter with a swimming pool.
Meanwhile, Dad was on the beach making a sand castle. Suddenly he hit something hard.
“Oh! A bomb like alarm clock,” said Dad, “What’s this button do?” Then the bomb started counting down from 100:00.
Meanwhile at the US military. . . .
“Uh, sergeant. . . ?” said a soldier.
“WHAT!” said the sergeant.
“Remember that bomb we lost?"
“WE'RE THE US MILITARY! WE LOSE BOMBS EVERY DAY!”
“The one that looks like a big alarm clock”.
“YEAH!”
“Well, it's been activated, and there’s an elf on the island. We will all end up on Santa's naughty list!”
“WE'LL DEACTIVATE THE BOMB, YOU IDIOT!”
We enjoyed the rest of our vacation in peace. Eventually, I made the car a submarine, and we dropped the elf off in the village. When we left, Dad ran over a man with a white beard and a red suit. That’s right; we ran over Saint Nick himself.
“You better watch out,” said an angry Santa Claus.
“Oh, man” said Dad. “We will end up on Santas naughty list.”
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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 •
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Ebeneezer Scrooge
Song by Lazyman117
When it's cold it chills you, chills you to the bone.
He strikes fear in the hearts of children
and makes you feel all alone.
There goes Mr. Outrage,
there goes Mr. Grim.
If there was a prize for being mean the winner would be him.
He must be so lonely,
he must be so sad.
He goes to extremes to convince us he’s bad.
He’s really a victim of fear and of thride.
Look closely and there must be a sweet man inside!
Nah!
Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted December 22, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 •
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Big Nate is an awesome comic. It follows a boy named Nate and his life at PS 38. Big Nate has goofy hair and is sorta clueless. If you like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you will love these books!
Article posted December 22, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM GMT-5 •
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Hi guys! It's Lazyman117 here! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! It was an awesome Christmas! Even though it wasn't white. Here's what I got:
1. Nintendo 3ds.
2. Super Mario 3d Land.
3. Mario Kart 7.
4. Zelda Ocarina of Time 3ds
5. Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7(wii).
6. Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games(wii).
7. Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 2.
8.a Snuggie.
I actually can’t play my wii because a kid named Dillon shoved “Night at the Museum” in it. So we sent it to get fixed.
Super Mario 3d Land has very good graphics for a ds. The gameplay is very solid, and I enjoyed playing it.
Mario Kart 7 has very good game play. It was one of the best Mario Kart games I’ve played by far.
Zelda, well I played a demo of the n64 version and I thought it was good, but I didn't think it was the “best game ever.” Then when I played it on the 3ds, I was all like “where have you been all my life?!” This game was amazing! The graphics are much better and the controls are better! And after you play the game there's a mirrored version of it!
My snuggie is very comfortable. Its perfect for watching tv at night.
Happy New Year!
From, Lazyman117.
Article posted January 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 •
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Ok, I haven’t been posting much lately because my teacher wont publish anything! I wanted to have a ton of stuff up by now, but no! Anyway, see you guys later!
Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM GMT-5 •
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Hey, guys! Wuz' up? Anyway, in two weeks Mamaroneck Avenue School will have its school play, “Fiddler on The Roof.” I will be in this play myself. LMMO and Bieberhairflip41 will also be it! And afterwords, we’ll go to Mollys Spillane's! So if you want to meet me in person, come to this play!
Article posted January 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted May 18, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 •
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I looked myself up on google, and someplace called "Roolblox" says I have an account. Let's get this straight, I do not. I saw some screen shots, and it looks like they are ripping off Mindcraft.
Part 2 of the Mario review up soon!
Article posted May 18, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 •
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Ahh… the Duper Mario Bros! Successful video game series to 3d video games! They even came up with a movie for it that does not follow the story at all. Bob Hoskins is Mario, which only makes sense. He's fat, and he’s got a mustache. And luigi is played by some Japanese kid. But where is his mustache? When Nintendo said Luigi was Mario’s younger brother, they did not mean he was 40 years younger! Well, Luigi is out in town doing something, and Daisy walks up. And Luigi gives her the pay phone. How sweet! Then they go on a date. And I guess Luigi wanted to take their relationship to the next level, so he took her to his work: the sewers. Smooth move, Luigi! While exploring the sewers, someone captures Daisy and goes off to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi end up in the Mushroom Kingdom, but how do they get there? Well, in any Mario game, they would just go down a pipe. But of course, something more realistic happens. They fall through a magic wall. I am not kidding when I say this. Then they get to the Mushroom Kingdom, which looks nothing like the games. Imagine a field full of white fluffy bunnies. You have got the game's Mushroom Kingdom. Now, imagine a place where something is always on fire and everyone is poor. You have got the movie's Mushroom Kingdom. Then Mario and Luigi are arrested and brought to Bowser. I bet you are thinking, "Oh, I can’t wait 'till he breathes fire!" But guess what? Bowser is a human! Think of a giant fire breathing turtle. Now, think of a human with a bad haircut. There you have Bowser. Then Bowser uses some devolution thingy on a Koopa. Guess what it turned him into? A Goomba! How in the name of h-- would Bob Hoskins be able to jump on that thing? Then Mario and Luigi escape and have a car chase. Yeah, remember all those games where Mario and Luigi were the ones on the run from the cops, but not Wario and Waluigi?!
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Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM GMT-5 •
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I am finally back! I took a 4 month break! I will be posting new stuff like what Hogwarts House I am in! And it's Hufflepuff! Now don't criticize me, Hufflepuff is awesome! It is also LMMO's house. Take that Hufflepuff haters! Ii will also be posting a review for the Super Mario Bros movie! I need a life, don't I! Believe me, the movie stinks!
Sincerely, Lazyman117
Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 •
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Hey guys, it's been awhile! I am hoping to post a picture of my almost 10 month old dog! Her name is Bella! (Also known as Padfoot, Marley, Bellatrix, and Blooper!)
Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted June 5, 2012 at 07:56 AM GMT-5 •
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Hi, guys! It's been awhile! And you are probably wondering why? Because guess what? I just saw “The Woman In Black.” Very, very freaky. Now I am over it but I can honestly say, I might not be able to go to a funeral again.
-Lazymn117
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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It was about 9 am. We were all packed up, and I was holding my suit case. We were all getting into the car. It was a big process because we had so much stuff. Once we got on the road my dad said, “We’re off.” After about three hours we stopped at a nice restaurant for lunch. After that we got back on the road for three more hours. Then we finally got there, the house at the spot where Cape Cod just about ends.
The best part was that we could bring my dog Sammy and take him on walks on the sand road because the road was all sand and our house was exactly 121 feet from the beach. We did a lot of things. We went to this town and we got the best hot fudge ever. But after a week the end came so fast. My dad told it was because we were having so much fun. What Cape Cod looked like:
Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 •
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A sink song jrbj section featuring pbandj23 and sunshinesparkle I see a sink I see a really gray sink I see a sink I know you really wanna sink (X2) Red sinks green sinks yellow too I see a sink (X1) yeah (X2) yeah I see a sink I see a sink I see a sink Yeah (X3) I wash my hands in a sink wash my hands in a sink Sinks are fun sinks are awesome When I say sink you say yeah (x3) sink (x3) yeah (x3) Sinks oh yeah
Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 •
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By: roadrunner memep feat. Bluberflubber White socks, black socks, brown socks. All the color of the rainbow socks. We can wear you, oh yeah. We love your brother the sock monkey.
Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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GETTING MY BASEBALL SIGNED
It was about 5:30. I was at my friend’s house, and we were all ready to go to Citi Field for the Met game. I’ve always wanted to get this special baseball of mine signed by a major league baseball player. So we got into the car and after about thirty minutes we got to Citi Field. Unfortunately, there was a rain delay. But it was actually really good we had a rain delay because that meant that we could go to the best seats where you are on TV. It was my friend's birthday, and one of the Met players heard one of us talking about his birthday. He came over to us, wished him a happy birthday, gave him one of his old bats, and asked if we had any baseballs for him to sign. I said, "Yes!" So he signed my ball. I was so excited! After that, the game started and after that the game ended. I went home, and my family was so proud of me
THE END
Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 •
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You might remember the first song socks. Socks don’t get the chicken pox (times 2) whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don’t they The sock monsters don't get the chicken pox haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 •
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One day at school I just started to bang on the table and a couple people said it sounded good. So then when ever I saw a flat object I just started to drum on it. I knew that I wanted to get a drum set and play for the school band. So our music teacher Mr. chinn offered my mom a drum set for me. So my mom said I have a surprise for you and I went downstairs and my friend was over at my house and I saw a whole drum set and that’s when I knew I wanted to drum for the rest of my life.
Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 •
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh
my lanta
I got scared
so I said it baby
I don’t
I know what iss
I put on my chicken pot pie
I think it’s a Chinese spice
but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh my lanta
Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 •
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Hello, everyone! As you all know my name is BlubberFlubber24, and I am running for Student Council this year. The reason I am running for Student Council is because I think everyone should get more involved with the school and learn to appreciate each other. I do not want us to lose touch with the spirit of the school. I believe we are all one family and we need to show appreciation for each other. I want to help students learn to be kinder to each other. In addition, I want the students to respect the school. Another way to bring students together is to have fun activities such as Crazy Hair Day or No Homework Day. Also, we should all be very thankful we are in school and not in hospital beds. Also, you might know I have volunteered over 200 hours of my time at the New Rochelle Humane Society, and I would really encourage the school to do volunteering like that.
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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 •
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S: I don't want to say goodbye.
C: Goodbye, goodbye.
S: I really want to say hello.
B: Hello, hello.
C: Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.
B: Hola!
S: I don't want to say goodbye.
C: Goodbye, goodbye.
S: I really want to say hello.
B: Hello, hello.
C: Hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.
B: Hola!
S: Now we have to say goodbye.
C: Goodbye, goodbye.
F: Adios.
ALL: Chichuo!
Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 •
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When I’m at the beach everybody stops
and they're staring at me
When I walk in the park
this is what
I see
I see
all of that blubber looking at me
Hey, look at that blubber
ahhh (x2)
I felt something in my pocket
and I ain’t afraid to show it
show it
show show it
I’ve got blubber
and
I know it
NTS ATS NTS ATS I’VE GOT FLUBBER AND I KNOW IT
WIGA WIGA WIGA WIGA YEAH (X4)
X2
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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 •
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THE DEO
I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
Meow mio meow mio
hey hey.
hey hey
mio mio mio mio
oh she go
everybody else goes
hey hey hey
I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo,
limbo baby
yeah
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.
Word. homeslice.
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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 •
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I Am Afraid
I am afraid to go to bed
to go to bed.
Frank the bear
frank the bear
come snuggle with me
come snuggle with me.
I am afraid of angry birds so don't you dare come anymore. Everybody everybody go kill the birds
go kill the birds.
Let’s come together for the war
nevermind I'm a little sore from 50 push-ups
50 push-ups.
I don’t think I can survive this war between ants
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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 •
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I don't want to say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye.
I really want to say hello.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.
Hola!
I don't want to say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye.
I really want to say hello.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello
kanichwa, kanichwa
hello, hello
kanichwa, kanichwa
hello, hello.
Hola!
Now we have to say goodbye.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Adios.
Chichuo!
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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 •
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The Story of Otzi the Iceman!
Parts and people:
Narrator: Sharkman
Hiker 1: Cutie#1
Hiker 2: SenorGummyWorm
Otzi: BlubberFlubber
Mad scientist: pbandj
Scientist 1: MonkeyFreak#1
Scientist 2: SunshineSparkle
Head cop: RoadRunnerMeepMeep
Cop 1: EvilTeddyBear
Scene 1
Narrator: It was a nice day in September. The year was 1991. Two hikers were walking in the Alps, slightly off the path. They came across a head, sticking out of the snow.
(Hiker 2 Screams and faint into hiker 1’s arms.)
Hiker 1 (covers mouth with hand): Oh, my god! Oh my god! I must call the cops! (Gets on "phone" (banana) and calls.) Oh, hi, police? JUSTIN BIEBER?! Will you go out with me?
Hiker 2(sits up): What about the brownies we made together? I cracked the eggs and you stirred? That was the first thing we did together, and now you do this to me!?
(Hiker 1 pushes Hiker 2 to the floor and Hiker 2 faints.)
Hiker 1: Never mind! (Hangs up "phone." Calls cops.) We found this body in the snow, and my guy friend fainted!
Head Cop: We will be there in 5,4,3,2,1. . . .(Enters) Hi, how are you? We were just at Burger King!
Hiker 2: Did you get me any fries?
Head Cop: Sorry, man, something needs to fill up this belly!
Hiker 1: How am I? What do you think? My guy friend fainted! Take care of this! (Pulls Hiker 2 off set.)
Scene 2
(In a lab, and body is on the table. Extra scientists working in background with pencils.)
Mad Scientist: Oh, look at this! It is a dead body!
Hiker 1: Ya think!
Mad Scientist: I do, I really do! I am going to taze it with my tazer thing so I get some electric charges in body!
Hiker 2: What’s that going to do? The body is dead!
Mad Scientist: I know, but I like saying the word tazer!
Hiker 2: Now can you tell us more about the body? I mean, it gave me a heart attack!
Mad Scientist: Yes, yes! According to my calculations, this body is a man, and he lived about 5,300 years ago. It looks like he died from an arrow shot!
Hiker 1:How do you know that?
Mad Scientist: There is an arrow in his back, stupid!
Hiker 2: She just told you!
Mad Scientist: I really don’t know why he was in the mountains, but he does need a name. . .Otzi! After my youngest cat! He is number 47! Now you must leave. I need to do a D.N.A test!
(Mad Scientist takes arrow out of Otzi, puts SpongeBob band aid on him.)
Mad Scientist: It’s so sticky! It’s so sticky! It's taffy all over again! Oh, I got it off! Observe.
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Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM GMT-5 •
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ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five broken pencils
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six worksheets
Five broken pencils
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven big books
Six worksheets
Five broken pencils
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight color pencils
Seven big books
Six worksheets
Five broken pencils
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine ugly notebooks
Eight color pencils
Seven big books
Six worksheets
Five broken pencils
Four crazy feet
Three sleeping babies
Two crazy dudes
One strict teacher
and a happy new year!
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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 •
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We Have a Catch Phrase
I, SenorGummyWorm, and Dora-Terminator are going to make up a catch phrase. We thought that since Smosh has one we think we should have one. So we will tell you when we have one!
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:36 PM GMT-5 •
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It was a bright, beautiful day at the new Giants stadium. The Giants were hosting the Carolina Panthers. It was the first game at the new Giants stadium. Guess who was there with his Dad? Me! How? Two words: Season Tickets! I couldn’t go to all the games because my football season was interfering.
We got to our seats as the first kickoff began. I was wearing my Giants hat that I got at the Giants vs. Patriots game. The Panthers took an early 3-0 lead. That’s how the last game against the Panthers game started. It ended 41-9, Panthers won. (Also at the game.) At the end of the first half it was 3-14 Giants winning.
I got some lunch and went back to our seats for the start of the 3rd quarter. In the third quarter the Giants scored a field goal and the Panthers scored two touchdowns. End of the 3rd quarter, Giants 17, Panthers 16.
“He tips the pass and runs into the end zone for a safety. The Panthers take the lead 18-17,” said the announcer.
BOOOOOOOOO! Went the crowd.
That wasn’t for long!! The Giants struck back with two touchdowns to win 31-14!
Great way to start off a brand new season!!
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Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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One unpredictable day, Bob Jones was taking a walk in the park with his dog, Kapasa. He was taking on the phone with his most important client, Eli Jackson. They were about to make a deal where Bob would get $17,000,000 for just an ultra rare Ricky Henderson 1986 baseball card.
Then, he saw something coming from the sky. He hung up on Eli, and starting running for his life! He was about to get into his house to warn his wife when it hit him in the leg! His wife yelled for him. Kapasa came over to her so she knew something was wrong.
When they got to the hospital they took many tests. They found something inside his left leg that made him have special powers. All of a sudden he started to transform into a weird flying bee with an elephant nose!
“What has happened to me!”
Then all of a sudden he got the hang of it and flew out the top of the building!
"But you need to come back for the other testsssssssssssssss!” said the doctor. But he was already gone.
Then he went to fight crime and save the world!
THE END
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Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 •
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Two years ago, my family and I went on an Easter break trip to Washington, D.C. with my grandparents. My Uncle works in the Capitol Building so we went to my Aunt's house when we got to Virginia.
We went into D.C., but we didn’t go to the Capitol because we were going to do that the next day. We saw the Lincoln Memorial and the World War II Memorial.
The next day we all went to the Capitol Building to see my Uncle. He told me we were going to get a free tour of the Capitol. I shouted, “Yes!”
So we went inside. The inside was really big. We got to see my Uncle's office. He has a sign that says, “Robert Road.” Because Robert is his name. We went all over the place! In one section it was so important that we had to buy tickets to get inside! My Uncle told us not to touch anything, so we didn’t. Then we realized why we couldn’t touch anything. There was some thing so cool I can even explain it! A huge, other side of the building! Now this wasn’t any kind of the building, this was the part where all the senators and the representatives go into court to yell at weird people like Conrad Murray! (Micahel Jackson's doctor.)
The Capitol building was really cool but we had to go to the Washington Monument. The monument was really tall so we couldn’t go inside.
That trip was really fun. I will never forget it.
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Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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Harry Potter Review
By lazyman117 and LMMO
Everybody knows the tale of Harry Potter. Voldemort tried to kill him but he just got a scar. So this is our side of the story.
Voldemort looks weird. He doesn’t have a nose. I think the horcruxes he made caused him to look ugly. No wonder he doesn’t have a wife. Then again, he could’ve been in a fire.
You bring up a good point. What would this world be like without J.K. Rowling writing this awesome series. It is true that she wrote the first book on a napkin at Starbucks.
I always liked Harry’s dad, especially the name he came up for Snape. Heh, heh. Snivellus.
Well, I got a book last year and someone was interviewing J.K. She said the first book was originally called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone." Seriously, I thought philosophers made stuff like, "If a tree falls in the forest it won't make a sound." Of course it made a sound! DUH!
Well, that’s all for now!
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Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:35 PM GMT-5 •
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The Tale Of The Three Brothers
The three brothers wanted something. The first brother walked up and asked for something that would make him invisible. Death gave him the invisibility cloak (the triangle).
The next brother was vey greedy. He wanted something that would make him very powerful. Death gave him the elder wand (the line).
The last brother was very calm. He was unlike the other brothers. He only wanted something to start a collection. Death gave him the resurrection stone (the circle).
All the brothers were very happy.
One night, Death took all the powers away. Death killed two of the brothers. The youngest brother went to die because he couldn’t live without his brothers. He handed the invisblity cloak down to his son.
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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:33 AM GMT-5 •
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The Simpsons
The Simpsons are yellow people from Springfield. There are five of them. Homer (father), Marg (wife), Bart (son), Lisa (daughter), and Maggie (baby daughter). They are a comedy sensation on Fox. They have a new episode every Sunday at either 7 or 8 pm. If you watch TV a lot you would know Hank Azaria, who plays Moe, the bartender. Their most famous skits are "Treehouse of Horror." I was watching them, and I was laughing so hard I fell off my couch. And I don’t fall off my couch a lot! If you don’t have a TV in your house, you're missing out on some huge comedy!
If you look, Lazyman117 has been writing some news articles. I will start doing that too!
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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 •
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Bart Simpson is the oldest Simpson kid in the family before Lisa and Maggie Simpson. His name was made out of the name "Brat." He was named one of the most 100 important people of the 20th century. His real name is Bartholomew JoJo. He likes to prank Moe the bartender with his catchphrase, “Eat my shorts!” He is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Teachers thought he was a bad role model for kids. (I can see why! There's a t-Shirt reading, “I’m Bart Simpson, who the h--- are you?”) In 2000, he was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Article posted December 1, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 •
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It was really late when we got to the hotel. I was with my friend Mark. We were meeting our friend Stefania at the hotel. We were going to an indoor water park called Coco Key the next day.
We got some hard candy from the front desk and headed up to our room. Our room was really big! I looked through the drawers, and I found the Book of Mormon. I started reading it. It was just talking about how Moses was talking to Jesus and other stuff when Stefania came in. I was watching my daily ESPN hour. Then Stefania caught me reading the book of Mormon and she thought the manager was coming because we were being so loud! I hid in the corner while reading the Book of Mormon. The manager never came in! I was so mad at her because I thought we were going to get kicked out on the first night. Stefania left and we went to bed.
We went downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a waffle, sausage, bacon, and home fries. It was really good! We ate up and headed for the water park. It took us about 20 minutes to get there. It was huge! It was also a hotel. We got out of the car. It was freezing out!
We got inside and got our wristband thingies. We went inside. It was huge! They had the huge bucket that drops and drenches you every couple of minutes. They have waterslides where you need tubes and one that you don't need a tube! Me and Mark went straight to the tube slides. They were fixing the non-tube one, but it would be open later. There was a light tube slide and a pitch-black one. We went on the pitch-black one first. It was dark, and it made a couple turns. Mark went first since there were only one-person tubes. Then I went. “Whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Then I hit the water at the end. We went back up to do the light one. This time I went first. I made a really sharp turn at one of the parts! “Mark, there’s a sharp turn. Watch out for it!” I warned Mark.
We went to the little water playground with the big bucket. We made it just in time! The bucket fell on us in shock! We were drenched! Then we went on this challenge course. You had to have your hand on a rope and jump across five soaking wet platforms. We both aced it. Then we heard the tubeless waterslide opened! We rushed up the stairs and got on line. I went down first. Mark said, “Scream if you like it!” So I did. You go turning and spinning. It was so fun! The second time going down I made up a song, “I like burritos, burritos are my favorite, I like burritos and I haaaaaaaaate fajitas!” That was our song.
We had a lot of fun that day. But the best part was getting drenched over and over!
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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 •
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Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is the father of the Simpson kids. He is married to Marge Simpson. They have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. He works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is crude, overweight, incompetent, clumsy, lazy and ignorant, but he is devoted to his family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta. His catchphrase “D’oh” has been included in The New Oxford Dictionary of English since 1998. In 2000, Homer and his family were awarded on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 •
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When I was on the couch watching TV
I turned on Fox
and I saw him
he is on the Simpsons.
He doesn’t have a lot of hair
and he’s fatttt
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Homer Homer Homer Simpson
Homer Homer Jay Simpson
ho ho ho ho ho
Homer Simpson like Santa!
Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:55 PM GMT-5 •
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The LMMO Blog
Hi, everybody! I’m back! Sorry, all I’ve been doing is talking about BIG BLUE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! All those Jets fans are so jealous especially ShamefulCloud!
OK, next up. It’s LIN-SANITY! All people are saying now is “Jeremy Lin”! Ever since head coach Mike D’Antoni said “Hey you, 17, go in,” he has never looked back.
Finally, do you guys like Health Class? Leave me your comments about this disturbing class!
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Article posted December 20, 2011 at 12:59 PM GMT-5 •
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Tebowing
Narrator: One day a boy was walking in the park, and he was doing something strange.
Boy: I just love Tebowing!
Old Man: What? Bowing?
Boy: Tebowing!
Old Man: What in the blazes is that!
Boy: Well, it all started with Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos. He prays to God before every game by doing a special pose.
Old Man: Well, back in 1817 there was no such thing as Tebowing!
Boy: Umm, if you were alive in 1817, how are you still alive?
Old Man: How am I still ali—
(Old man dies.)
Old Lady: What did you do to my husband!?
Boy: I swear it wasn’t me! I was telling him about Tebowing, and he just died!
Old Lady: Ohh, tebowing! I just love him! He’s so hot! My husband is. . .was so stupid. He doesn’t pay attention to football at all! That lazy bum of a husband! I'm so glad he’s dead!
Boy: But you got all mad at me when he died!
Narrator: The boy and the old lady got along and started a national Tebowing contest. And guess who won? Me!
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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 •
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I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street
and he’s like, “Tra-la-la!”
I said I know who you really are
You're Principle Kruuuump kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump Krump, Krump, Krump. (That’s a funny last name.)
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I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street
and he’s like “Tra-la-la!” (uuu)
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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 12:44 PM GMT-5 •
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The Biggest NFL Rivalry
Yankees and Red Sox, Army and Navy, Rangers and Flyers, Knicks and Celtics all huge rivals. But the biggest NFL rivals? Giants and Cowboys. The battle has been going on since December 4th, 1960. The first score of this rivalry was a tie. It was 31-31. These teams have only met one time in the post season (the playoffs). My team, the Giants won, 21-17. Then the Giants went on to win the Super Bowl two games later. (They beat the Packers in 0 degrees and the 18-0 Patriots). The Giants have won the last two meetings. One of them was last Sunday, New Year’s day. I was at that game on Sunday night when the Giants won to advance into the playoffs, 31-14. Big Blue all the way!!!
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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 •
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In 2007 the Giants barely got into the playoffs as the 6 seed with a 10-6 record. They had to play the Tampa Bay Bucs. The Bucs were 9-7. The Giants were favored to win that game. They did win that game, 24-14. But the trip wasn’t easy for the G-Men. Now they had to take on division rival, the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas had the first round bye so they had plenty of time to practice. The Cowboys played a good game, but it wasn’t enough to beat the Giants. Earlier that day the Green Bay Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks, 42-20. The Giants had to play them in 0 degrees! It was a close game, but the Big Blue G-Men held off the Pack, 23-20! The Giants were going to the Super Bowl! But they had to take on the 18-0 New England Patriots! The Giants had a big game ahead, so they needed a lot of practice. Finally, the big day came. The 13-6 New York Giants against the 18-0 New England Patriots. As the minutes dropped in the 4th quarter, the Giants put together a decent drive but had a third down and 15. Eli throws it to Plaxico Burress in the corner of the end zone! The Giants take a 17-14 lead! Then, David Tryee catches the ball on the top of his helmet in the middle of the field for the game winning catch! The Big Blue D stopped the 18-0, becoming 18-1 Patriots!
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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 •
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I’m back! Sorry I haven’t been writing for a while. I’ve been a little busy.
First up, the NFL playoffs and the NBA season are starting! I’m really excited the Giants are in the playoffs for the first time since they won the Super Bowl in 2007. (See "The 2007 Giants Super Bowl Run.) For the NBA, the defending world champion Dallas Mavericks are getting of to a rough start.
OK, on to Twilight. Edwin or Jacob? Leave comments and I'll tell you what side I’m on next time!
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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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CNN Student News is anchored by Carl Azuz. The CNN headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia. They have a different broadcast everyday. Carl likes to end the show with terrible puns. They really stink!
Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:14 PM GMT-5 •
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Last Manning Standing
Madden: Welcome to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host, John Madden. And here are our contestants! Today we have the Manning brothers Peyton and Eli! Welcome, guys!
Eli: Hello!
(Peyton has really stupid face.)
Madden: OK, that was a little disturbing. . .But now it's question time!
(Random audience fan runs onto stage making random noises.)
Madden: Question one. What stadium is Super Bowl XLVI (46) going to be in?
Eli: Peyton’s stadium.
Peyton: Aloha Stadium.
Madden: That question goes to Eli! This year’s Super Bowl will be played in Indianapolis.
Eli: Yay!
Random audience fan: Boo Packers!
Madden: Somebody call security!
Peyton: Next question!
Madden: OK, what two te-
(Random audience fan starts doing the discount double check.)
Madden: I thought we called security!
Eli: NEXT QUESTION!
Madden: OK, OK, What two teams play in the Pro Bowl?
Peyton: NFC and AFC
Eli: Me!
Madden: That question goes to Peyton. You do not play by yourself in the Pro Bowl, Eli!
Eli: awwwwwwwww
(Random audience fan makes random noises.)
Madden: OMG! I thought we called security! Looks like we will have to go to commercial.
(Commercial break.)
Madden: OK, we're back for the final round. Whoever answers this question will win. . .one million dollars! No pressure, guys!
Eli: Thanks!
Peyton: I’m gonna' win! I’m gonna' win!
Madden: OK, what team did your dad play for?
Eli: Saints!
Peyton: Rams!
Madden: Guess what, Peyton? You just won. . .nothing! Eli, you just won one million dollars!
Eli: OMG!
Madden: Join us next time with Eli and his dad Archie!
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Article posted February 10, 2012 at 12:46 PM GMT-5 •
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Last Manning Standing 2
Madden: Welcome back to the newest edition to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host John Madden, and here are today's contestants. We have former winner Eli Manning and his dad Archie!
Archie: I’m so old!
Eli: You bet you are!
Random audience fan: Somebody throw a flag!
Madden: OH, MY BURGER KING! I THOUGHT WE SHOT HIM DOWN LAST TIME! GUARDS! YOU NEED TO DRINK SOME FIVE HOUR ENERGY!
Security: All right! all right!
Random audience fan: I shall sue you all!
Archie: You’re so funny. like you can sue me!
President: I’m sorry, sir, but this man has the right to sue you for one million dollars.
Archie: No, he doesn’t! I shall sue him for one million dollars for disagreeing that I am old!
Eli: Guys, break it up! Here you go. this is one million dollars that I won last time on this show.
Random audience fan: Yay! But I still hate your father!
Madden: OK. You guys go sit back down, and we will start the questions.
Eli, Archie: Finally!
Madden: OK, question one. What team does Peyton play for?
Eli: Colts!
Archie (starts falling asleep): What!
Madden: That question goes to Eli even though you fell asleep!
Archie: Oldies rock!
Madden: This just isn’t working out.
(Commercial Break)
Madden: We are back from the commercial and we have decided to give that fan a chance to win one million dollars!
Random audience fan: Whoohoooooo!
Archie: Whatever. As long as I’m still old.
Madden: This will never end so we are just going to end this dancing!
(Everybody starts dancing.)
Vice President: What are you guys doing?!
Eli: Dancing!
Vice President: Can I join?
Archie: Sure!
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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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High School Musical: The Bloopers
Host: Hi! I’m Frank Bergerminsteinminstein, and I’m going to show you some leaked footage from the THREE High School Musical tryouts! Enjoy!
Blooper One
Judge: Hello! What’s your name?
Guy: My name is Bob Jones. I live on 1234 Street St. in Pennsylvania, Kentucky.
Judge: OK, Bob. What role are you trying out for?
Bob: Whatever guy that stupid Zefron dude was trying out for!
Judge: OK, I’ll start the song for you. What time is it?
Bob: Its uhhhh. Sorry, forgot my watch today.
Judge: NEXT!
(Bob runs away crying.)
Blooper Two
Judge: Well, it looks like no one else is trying out, so I will go home now.
Guy: Wait, I’m here!
Judge: Not another weirdo! OK, what’s your name?
Guy: My name is Freddy Fluffy!
Judge: OK, what are you are going to do for us today?
Freddy: DANCE!
(Freddy starts failing randomly.)
Judge: OK, you did pretty well, but you stunk up this place!
Bob: So I made it?!
Judge: NO!
Blooper Three
Judge: NEXT! NEXT!
Guy: Sorry I’m late! I just ran here from Italy!
Judge: Why didn’t you just take a boat or a plane?!
Guy: Can I just try out already?
Judge: OK, first I need to know your name.
Guy: My name is Mario!
Judge: Like from the game?
Mario: What game?
Judge: Whatever. What are you going to do for us today?
Mario: DANCE! (Starts dancing)
Judge: That was good, but I can’t let you in.
Mario: Why not?
Judge: Too many dancers.
(Mario starts walking away)
Judge: Wait Mario!
Mario: What?
Judge: Call me!
Mario: Hokay!
Blooper Four
Girl (on phone): FINE!
Judge: What was that about?
Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me!
Judge: I’m sorry about that, but are you auditioning?
Girl: YES!
Judge: Name please.
Girl: My name is Skyler Popsiclestick!
Judge: Ok, then. . . .Who would you like to try out for?
Skyler: Sharpay!
Judge: Show me what you got, girl!
Skyler: Ok, here I go!
Yeah we're gonna'
Bop bop bop bop to the top
Slip and slide and ride that rhythm
Jump and pop pop till we drop! 5, 6, 7, 8!
(Really weird noise)
Ow! I think I broke a nail! Anyway, I’ll read from the script. . . .
Judge: No, I’ve seen enough. . . .
Skyler: So I made it?!?
Judge: Let me think about it. . . .
(Skyler starts crying.)
Judge: Fine, you made it!
Skyler: What? Now, losers!?
Blooper Five
Judge: Name!
Girl: Nicole Headset!
Judge: Lots of weird names today, especially Skyler Popsiclestick!
Skyler: HEY! THAT'S SO MEAN!
Judge: Leave!
Skyler: Fine!
Nicole: I am trying out for the role of Gabe!
Judge: I think it’s Gabriella?
Nicole: Whatever.
Judge: You can start now.
Nicole:
I like butter on my bagels, with a side of turkey,
I like to play with my noodles with the parmesan cheese!
They look great in pink dresses,
So do me!
Judge: You made iT. see ya' later!
Blooper Six
Judge: Last call for auditions!
Guy: I’m here!
Judge: Oh, No, here we go again.
Guy: My name is Fart McFartfart!
Judge: Great. . . .Well, sing!
Fart:
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby
Judge: NEXT!
(Fart starts crying.)
Blooper Seven
Nicole: HE’S MINE!
Skyler: No he’s mine!
Nicole: MINE!
Skyler: HE’S NOT THAT CUTE ANYWAY, YOU CAN HAVE HIM!
Frank: We know you like it!
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Article posted May 29, 2012 at 09:30 AM GMT-5 •
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21 Facts about LMMO
1.My favorite sport is Football.
2. My favorite football player is Eli Manning.
3. My favorite baseball player is David Wright.
4.My favorite basketball player is Jeremy Lin.
5. I’m a righty.
6. My favorite TV show is Modern Family.
7. My birthday is June 22nd.
8. I went to a Pre-K called Discovering Me with Roadrunner
9. I have a dog named Sandy
10. My sister’s name is Tara.
11. My favorite animal is a dog. (DUH!)
12. Lazy won’t stop nooging me.
13. I fainted at Good Morning America.
14. I like chicken.
15. My favorite candy is jelly beans.
16. My best friend is. . .MY DOG!.
17. My favorite band is LMFAO
18. My favorite book is The Hunger Games.
19. My favori.te song is Sexy and I Know It
20. Uni-brows are awesome.
21. That’s is my lucky number. (Figure it out.)
Article posted May 29, 2012 at 09:30 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:53 AM GMT-5 •
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I have learned a lot of things during these ten weeks of DARE. But there are three important things that I learned.
The first thing is learning what tobacco can do to your body. Facts about tobacco:
• Put the health of your friends and family at risk.
• In the U.S., it is illegal to sell tobacco to anybody under 18.
• The poisons in cigarettes can affect your appearance.
• Smoking causes shortness of breath and dizziness.
• Chewing tobacco causes dehydration.
• It can be hard to play sports if you use tobacco.
• Approximately 3,000 NON-SMOKERS die of breathing other peoples smoke
The second thing is what alcohol can do to your body. Facts about alcohol:
• Alcohol slows down the brain and body.
• Alcohol can damage every organ in your body.
• Alcohol is illegal for anyone under 21.
• Most teens don’t drink alcohol.
• Mixing alcohol and medicine is dangerous.
• Teen’s bodies are still growing; therefore alcohol affects them more severely than adults in school and in sports.
The final thing I learned is how to say “no” in peer pressure situations. There are two main kinds of peer pressures. There are friendly pressures, when they sound like it is okay. And demanding pressures, almost bullying them to do it. When we were assigned skits I was the only person that didn’t drink the alcohol, and I confiscated it.
It has been a great experience in DARE this year. The funniest part was when I asked Officer Jager how many times he used his tazer gun and he said only one time.
This has been my DARE report.
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Article posted April 25, 2012 at 07:55 PM GMT-5 •
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The Hunger Games
The Hungers Games takes place in the future. It is about a place once known as North America, now known as Panem. It has been divided into twelve districts. At one point there were thirteen, but when Panem started a war against the Capitol, Panem lost. In revenge, the Capitol destroyed District 13. Also, the Capitol created a game. Every year each district has to sacrifice one boy and one girl to go into an arena. The down side is they have to fight to the death. There can only be one winner. When 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen volunteers for her younger sister Primrose, she doesn’t know what she’s in for. The Gamemakers make life like hell for Katniss, but she overcomes it. She doesn’t know the other tribute from District 12, Peeta Mellark too well. But in his interview, he says that he likes Katniss! Katniss doesn’t know how to respond to this, especially when they made a rule that you can work together with your district mate to have two winners. Now for some of the tributes, their partner is already in heaven. But when Katniss and Peeta come together, Katniss starts to like Peeta too! They each get hurt a couple more times, and they both almost die! But in the end Katniss defeats the last tribute that is left, and Katniss and Peeta win. There were a lot of problems with Peeta’s leg, so he has surgery and got an iron one. Who knows what will happen in the exciting sequel, Catching Fire!
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Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:16 PM GMT-5 •
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10 Best Football Players
10. Peyton Manning
9. Darrelle Revis
8. Michael Oher
7. Clay Mathews
6. Tim Tebow
5. Troy Palamalu
4. Tom Brady
3. Drew Brees
2. Philip Rivers
1. All players on the Giants
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Article posted June 20, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 •
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This is my last time writing on this blog.
I have enjoyed this year, with my stories, comments and, well, everything!
I will deeply miss writing to you guys. This has been a special year. I encourage you to express your feelings in comments.
When I published my first article, I thought that was it. But then I started thinking: When Bunnys Attack, Lunch Time, the LMMO Blog, the Macaroni Song.
This has been a great year.
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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 •
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Halloween
On Halloween night, my best friendJanyah and I went to the pumpkin sale to buy a pumpkin tofinish our scarecrow for the town’s county fair. We went inside to put the scarecrow in the finishing touches to the haunted house.
Then me and Janyah went back to my apartment to put on our costumes and then back to the haunted house to open the doors and have fun at the fair for Halloween!
“SinisterBunny, do you want to go to the Jefferson’s haunted house?”
“Sure, the Jefferson’s have a really scary theme.”
So me and Janyah went to the Jefferson’s haunted house. We walked into the pumpkin shaped haunted house, and walked through the sparkling black sparkling curtains.
“I’m sorta creeped out of this place,” said Janyah.
After awhile we came out with fake blood all over our costume and a bucket filled with candy.
“Aww, come on! I got blood all over my bee costume!”
“You’re lucky because I look like Little Red Riding Hood the murderer!”
After, we went to every stand in the whole fair. We ate candy 'till we got fat.
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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 •
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Magic Card Trick
(We walk in.We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)
Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .
Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?
Girl2: Umm…sure….
Magician: Pick a card, any card.
(Girl1 picks card and shows card.Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.
Magician: Is this your card?
Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?
Magician: Uhhh…noo.
Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!
Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!
Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!
(whispering) People these days. . . .
Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.
Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?
Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!
Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!
5 Minutes Later
Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?
Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!
Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?
Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!
Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….
Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!
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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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Since the fall of two great heroes, John and Angel, the world is in great danger. There are sightings of unidentified flying objects abducting the most important people. Only the two heroes could help, but they are lost in the depths of heaven. . . .
“Sensei, how will we revive theses brave heroes?” asked the old wise one.
“I don’t know. The fried chicken is bad, and the abductions are more dangerous by the minute!” answered Sensei.
Then out of the mist, a saucer crashed into the sacred shrine.
“NO!” yelled Sensei. “The shrine is destroyed!”
Something got out of the shrine, and it was ugly.
“Obeah kcfjvkdgodldgdgg” said the creature.
The old wise one was frightened but wise. “Why have you destroyed the sacred shrine?” he asked.
“Uh, I have come here to warn you. Our species are going to exterminate the earth. Only the two heroes can stop us. I’m Destructor, part of the Destructor species.”
Then, in a blink of an eye, Sensei sliced destructor in half.
“You have been warned.” That was the Destructor’s last words.
“That will show them,” Sensei said.
Back at Heavenland:
“Man, I’m having the life here,” said Angel.
“I’m going back to Earth,” John said.
“Dude, you said that 1,000,000 times,” Angel added.
Quickly, John jumped down to Earth as a ghost. He was in horror. His homeland was destroyed, and his parents where abducted. He passed all the wrecked houses and abandoned cars. Then a saucer, almost a centimeter close, hit him.
BOOM!
The saucer opened and a Destructor came out.
The fight was on!
Boom!
John did an uppercut to the Destructor. But Destructor had a ghost-killing blaster and John fell down and will never come back.
Then, on the other half of the world, Sensei got a bad feeling.
“No! John has fallen and will never come back!”
The aliens ruled. . .the. . .planet!
“Go or die!” said a Destructor guard.
When Angel saw this, he rocked! Angel jumped down to take revenge, and he saw a big ship. It dropped Destructors. Angel saw a nuclear bomb, and he set it on the world.
This may not be a good ending, but this is not an Earth story this is a Mars story!
Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:20 PM GMT-5 •
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Long ago, Leonardo Da Vinci drew paintings of giant robots in the sky. Nobody knows what he meant. Some people thought it was his imagination or if it was truly what he saw. But now the invasion begins!
Meteors hit the ocean and in it showed robots! They invaded France, Los Angles, and soon. . .New York! It hit hard, but scientists made nitrogen suits and the battle lasted for centuries. So the whole world transferred to the moon! Then BOOM! The world was crushed, and we lived on the moon. . .for now. . . .
Years later the humanity had enough plants to build a new earth and all the governments brainwashed us so nobody remembered the day the earth was destroyed. Scientists believed in 2012 the apocalypse will avenge and the robots will have revenge!
Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:20 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 26, 2011 at 01:46 PM GMT-5 •
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Pirates and ninjas have been enemies for hundreds of years, But there is a new villain who has an army so big that he is INVINCIBLE!
The Hitler Lord!
Too big the army is, but John (the pirate leader) and Jinni (the ninja leader) are two powerful tribes so Hitler Lord made a fort so big you can see it from space. The only way to beat the defenses is to make the ultimate! The ultimate is so small it can just go through the gate then it transforms into the most robotic thing the planet has seen.
Hitler Lord can also stop time. He stopped time to build the creature. (It took 10-15 days.)
Finally there was a battle so big it made the dinosaurs alive.
And now you know what happens next. . . .
Article posted September 26, 2011 at 01:46 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:21 PM GMT-5 •
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Halloween Song
Careful
Halloween is dangerous.
It could hurt you!
Lock you doors and be warned, I LIKE CANDY!
Halloween is really creepy
so now you will have a sugar rush!
a sugar rush!
a sugar RUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH!
Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:21 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 13, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 •
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Long ago in China there was a boy named John. Hhe was peaceful until he faced the seven dragons of death.
He was terrified, but he teleported to a dojo in the middle of the world. A sensei was waiting for him.
“I’m a black belt,” said John.
“That will not help you beat the seven dragons of death!” said Sensei Yamoyoki. "The only way to beat the dragons is to use the scythe of quakes, the sword of fire, the spear of magic, shrunken lighting, a kunai of power, a book of 1,000 spells, and the most powerful one, the ice fist,” said Sensei.
“So I have to find all these weapons all together?” asked John.
“No, you have to have a partner. His name is Haunt Xi, a powerful ninja who will join you on your journey,” said Sensei.
“I have to team up with this guy?” said Haunt Xi. “Oh, ok,” said the brave Xi.
“Your first objective is to get the spear of magic and bring it back for storage, ok?” Sensei said.
John and Xi went on the voyage. They faced nothing but KILLER SKELETONS! They only thing they had were spears made of wood.
“These skeletons are so easy, but they keep coming back,” said Xi. So they ran and escaped from the skeletons, and they found the spear of magic. But when they grabbed it a death dragon arrived.
"Why are you here?!” said the dragon.
”Uh,we-we need to get the spear?” said John.
The dragon breathed fire and burned Xi's sword.
”AHHHHH!”
Xi chopped the dragon’s head off with the spear.
“That’s for destroying my sword!” Xi said.
Then they magically teleported to the dojo.
“Thank you for receiving the spear of magic,” said Sensei. “Now YOU DIE! MWAHA HA!”
“Not so fast,” said John. “So you. . .so. . .I. . .oh, when Xi killed the dragon, Sensei turned evil. Now we have to beat our own master?”
They battled and. . .they disappeared.
In 1812 they found three bodies. In the legend they looked like all the seven dragon kings.
Article posted October 13, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 •
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“People of the world! We interrupt this program to tell you that robots now will be taking over the world! So destroy everything electronic and farewell!” said the radio.
SMASH!
Bill destroyed the radio since it was electronic. "Darn, I guess I have to defend my house,” Bill complained with a tear.
“Come out, human! Or I will destroy your useless home!” said a big buff robot.
Then the house transformed into a mega cyber! But the big buff robot called an army of tkrs (Titanic kung-foot robots)!
The fight lasted four years, and Bill won the war! The world was saved! For now. . . .
HAHAHAHAHA!
Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 •
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After the founding of the Seven Dragon Kings, Angel got obsessed with the kings. He studied for his whole life on this subject.
The world apocalypse is coming and now. It is time for Angel to fight.
He went to the dojo in the middle of the earth again!
“Where am I,” said Angel.
“You are the next ninja in the family of ninjas,” said Sensei Wonting.
“First, you need the musket of death and the sock of power,” shouted Sensei.
“Um, Sensei, I found this artifact. What is it?”
"It is the shrunken head of Andrew Jackson."
"What?! Jackson was a ninja?”
“Yes, he was but that does not matter. You are the one I have been looking for for a thousand years!” said Sensei. "Now you must train with the immortal John.”
“Nice to meet you,” John said.
“Thanks, I guess?” Angel questioned.
John twisted Angel's arm to the tip of the whole turn.
“OOWW!” said Angel.
“Oh, sorry, I couldn’t resist. Twisting is my thing,” said John sarcastically.
Angel punched John in the face.
“That’s for twisting my arm OK!?”
John fainted.
“First objective complete.”
Then, in the blink of an eye, John stood up and bowed at him.
“Nice job, Angel” said John.
So then Angel and John got on a voyage to the Seven Dragon Kings.
"So we have to walk to Area 51?” Angel groaned.
“No, let's teleport.”
But when they teleported, John got corrupted by the signals of the Seven Dragon Kings. He transformed into Colossal Corpse!
“You die today!” said Colossal Corpse.
Good thing Angel stole a sword from John’s cabinet.
"It takes two to tango!”
They fought until Area 51’s planes hunted them down.Colossal Corpse made an earthquake so big it flew the base to ------. And there it is now!
Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:18 AM GMT-5 •
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Long ago, Greek people believed in Mount Olympus, a place for gods.
One day at Mount Olympus the two brothers Zeus and Poseidon were fighting.
“I command you...to pass the fried chicken!” Zeus ordered.
“Dude, it's right next to you!” Poseidon answered.
“Uh...c’mon, brother. I’m eating. I can’t, like, levitate it to me.” Zeus said.
Poseidon frowned in disappointment. So finally Zeus picked the fried chicken.
“Beanie,” said Zeus.
The next day Zeus found Poseidon creating “the god killer.” It could hurt but not kill the gods.
“Brother, if you annoy me one more time I’m going to use this on you!”
Zeus knew Hades was behind him. He knew that because the reflection made him see Hades' every move. Then Hades disappeared into the underworld.
“What a dumb-dumb he is,” Poseidon said.
“I challenge you to a street fight in the Hall of Gods alley!” Zeus said.
“I will bring the god killer max limit” Poseidon barked.
Two hours later all the gods were meeting for the street fight of the millennium. The referee, Ares, was worried they would both be knocked out big time.
“Three, two, one, go!”
Zeus summoned the lighting of power and knocked Poseidon’s armor off.
“You will pay!" shouted Poseidon.
Poseidon summoned a tsunami filled with kittens. The kittens were so powerful they tore Zeus’s pant off.
“Hey, that was one of a kind!” Zeus said.
They fought to the end of time until. . .the Owl of Power killed the gods and grew a new one.
Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:18 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted February 27, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 •
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Listen! Epic face is over! 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Article posted February 27, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 •
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Ledef’s Bad Day (Ledef is French.)
One day I was playing around on my bike. I was doing swirlies, and a car with its window open passed. I did a big swerve and than went flying through the window into the car and landed on the driver.
One day I was playing tag, and I was it. I couldn’t get anyone so I got on my bike and chased them like that but I still couldn’t get anyone.
One day I was playing hide and seek with my pet goldfish. I couldn’t find him so I ran into the wall. My nose started bleeding and dripped into the fish bowl.
Article posted December 5, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 28, 2011 at 05:09 PM GMT-5 •
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Dear Diary,
Today was picture day. I dressed up so fancy. We were having pictures after lunch and during recess. Well, it was lunch, and I was walking with my hot lunch and I slipped on a banana peal. I spilled my food on my new shirt, and I had chunks of food in my hair. I was a mess for my picture. Before I knew it, I was taking pictures, and when the lady printed my picture I was crying it was so bad! My mom is going to be so mad.
Why am I the only slob?
Kira
Article posted October 28, 2011 at 05:09 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:17 PM GMT-5 •
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Why, Why, Why?
Dear Diary,
When I fell off of Charm at horse riding lessons yesterday why did Allie, the teacher, have to get so mad at me? I mean, I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you feel bad? Now all of the girls in my lesson make fun of me for falling off the best horse in the barn!
This whole thing started when I got on Charm. My saddle was so tilted and slippery it was hard to stay on. Anyway, my teacher told me to canter without stirrups, and that is when I slipped off! I felt like the teacher played a trick on me! Everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed! I was glad I wasn’t hurt. Well, nobody cared if I was hurt! Anyway, so I tried asking the office lady if I can go at another time and she said NO. Plain old no! I was so mad. Then I did something I shouldn’t have done. I asked, "Why!?" The office lady said because there is no room in another lesson and next time it is none of my business!
Anyway I told you I am a total slob!
Kira
Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:17 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:49 PM GMT-5 •
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Dear Diary,
What a Halloween day!For Halloween I was going to be a ladybug. Well, anyway, today was the Halloween parade at school. I got dressed in the girl's bathroom and then went into the classroom. As I walked into the classroom everyone started to crack up with laughter. I didn’t know why. Everyone was dressed up as like a cool pirate or hippie and other things like that. But, me, I was a ladybug. I figured out they were laughing at my babyish costume! I was so embarrassed! When we went outside for the parade my teacher said to me, "Oh, kindergartener, are you lost?" I said, "No, it is Kira." She and I made a total fool of ourselves.
Why am I such a slob?
Kira
Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:49 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 •
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Horses
We love to ride,
Greta and Beau,
Because we live on a ranch,
And were cowgirls,
We do chores on the farm,
And it’s really fun,
So that’s why we wrote,
This beautiful song!
By Horse29 and Horsebackrider1
Article posted October 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 1, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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The Swimming Song
We love to swim,
Freestyle and Breaststroke,
Because we have a swimming pool,
And we’re on a swim team,
We help with lane lines,
That’s why we wrote,
This beautiful song!
Article posted November 1, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 •
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The Interview with Horse29
Pbandj-What is your favorite color?
Horse29-Blue
Pbandj-what is your favorite sport?
Horse29-Horseriding and figure skating
Pbandj-what is your favorite horse?
Horse29-Greta and Paulie
Pbandj-what is your favorite movie?
Horse29-flicka 1 and 2 and the parent trap
Pbandj-what is your favorite number?
Horse29-My favorite number is 2
Pbandj-what is your favorite book?
Horse29-Worth it is a horse book!
Pbandj-Thanks for letting me interview you on your favorite things bye
Horse29-Bye see you soon!
Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 •
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Friends are good to have but not when they are bad or rude or just using you when they have nothing to do.
To me a good friend is someone who really likes you and doesn’t use you. The want to be with you a lot and are very humorous. They care about you and your family and would do a lot for you.
Me and Horsebackrider1 are friends just like I explained. Also, good friends are more than what I explained. They are everything to each other.
I like to have good friends, and I try and hope I am a good friend to everyone.
Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 •
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How to Make a Dog Face
1.Draw a stick figure with no arms.
2.Draw 4 dots on each side of the body.
3.Draw a circle around the stick figure and dots.
4.Draw a half circle on top of the circle.
5.Draw eyes on both side of half circle.
6.Draw floppy ears on each side.
Here is the story that helps you make a dog face.
There is a guy at his country club. Bees are around him. He jumps into the pool. Then he goes in a cave. There are lots of rocks in the cave. There are two paths.
Now you have a dog face.
Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 •
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Born this Way Remix
I know what famous is with capital “FAMOUS”
My daddy told me when I was old
We are all famous
He held my hand and he put his mascara on
In the bathroom of our house
That shows that there’s nothing wrong with being old ohh ohh
He said cause you’re not famous yet
So put your hand up and I’ll reach up high
Listen to me when I speak
I’m famous in my own way
And my dad makes so many mistakes
I’m on the wrong track baby
I am famous this way
Hide yourself in regret
Just be famous and your set
I’m on the wrong track baby
I am famous this way, famous this way
Ooh, there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way
Baby I was famous this way
Ohh there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way
I’m on the right track baby I am famous this way
Don’t be a drag just be famous
Don’t be a drag just be famous
Don’t be a drag just be famous
Don’t be
We are famous this way
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Article posted June 8, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 •
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Fadel’s Journal
I was born July 31st, 2004 at a gas station in downtown Marico. I two sisters named Fateen and Fatween. Their births are January 45th, 1995 and April 99th, 1999. My mum is 132 and my dud is 123. (I think.) I have dog named bike and a bike that I named dog. My sister Fatween has a cat named Fetwah who ate my poor bike and there was blood on my bed, so now my bed is zee color of red. I sleep with a princess blankie my mum knitted me when she was 20. I was not even born yet but my dud wanted a boy to play zee zees with. (Whatever that is.) I has a very confusing life! My dud so skinny he come home from work at eight. My mum so lazy that she no take me to Game Stop. She say game too much money so you save money. Here is my awesome song to end my awesome journal writing:
My name is Fadel
pom pom pom pom
My sisters are Fateen and Fatween
pom pom pom pom
My mum is so lazy
pom pom pom pom
And my dad is so skinny
pom pom pom pom
And that is awesome zong
pom pom
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:27 PM GMT-5 •
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A sink song
jrbj section featuring pbandj23 and sunshinesparkle
I see a sink
I see a really gray sink
I see a sink
I know you really wanna sink
(X2) Red sinks green sinks yellow too
I see a sink
(X1) yeah
(X2) yeah
I see a sink
I see a sink
I see a sink
Yeah
(X3) I wash my hands in a sink
wash my hands in a sink
Sinks are fun sinks are awesome
When I say sink you say yeah
(x3) sink
(x3) yeah
(x3) Sinks oh yeah
Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:27 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:37 PM GMT-5 •
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You can't call me wack because you're more like a big mack
m big mack m-m-m- big mack
but this is just a fact you can't call me wack
just a fact
j-j-j-ust a fact
(x2) hey you can't call me wack
you go call me wack I go call you a potato sack and I'll make your rib crack like it's a ritz cracker
wack means wack and that is not I so if you call me wack I will not make you cry cuz I'm a nice guy
oh my gosh you started to cry oh yeah I can see teers in your eye.
I did not want to harm you and I kick me in my thigh.
Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:37 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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When I was in kindergarten I was so scared of dogs. I remember when I went to my cousin’s house. They had two dogs, and they had to put them away.
Then a few weeks later my parents said to my and my brother, “We are getting a dog.”
After we got the dog I was still scared of dogs. But then my dog got out! Nobody knew she got out. Only I did. I rushed outside, looking for my dog who is only two months old. I finally found her. I ran into the street to pick her up. “Got ya,” I said as I carried her inside.
“Mom, Weazie got out, but I got her.” And since that very moment I was never or will ever be scared of dogs!
Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:11 PM GMT-5 •
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“Morning Phill”
“What is up Marty?”
“Want to here a song?”
“I don’t care.”
(X4) Dancing in the front yard (x3) yeah yeah yeah yeah
Why are you dancing in the front yard?
What's the matter with you
Don’t ask why or I'll all you a big shoe.
Ask me why again I'mg oing to split your face into two
I'm a lion and I can't wait to get out of my cage.
“Wow, Marty. That was a good song.”
“Thank you, Phill.”
Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:11 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 •
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I predict that you will be a failer
I predict your life will be a thrill
I predict that you will smell pancakes
I predict you won’t cook on a grill
(X2) Predictions always happen the way you want them to
I predict that you will be a failer
no I won’t
I predict that your life will be a thrill
I predict that you will smell like pancakes
no I won't
I predict you won't cook on a grill
yes I will
Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 •
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X6 Come on kids you better be cool and stay in school
I know it might be boring but you better stop snoring
and be very cool while you are in school.
When you are older and lying in the street
you’ll say I’m such a fool
I should have stayed school.
Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 •
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I KNOW IT STINKS
I AM A HOME BOY
I PLAY YA' AT DARTS
I GO BEAT YA
I WILL RACE TO MARS
I want to watch cars
don’t play the guitar
I’m gonna control you with my moves
I put on a show featuring blubber, flubber41
this guy fun
this verse is so done-one-one-one
And it goes like this
watch me jump around on that big stage
I can moonwalk night and day
Got them moves like MJ
got the moves like MJ
I got them moves-oves-oves-oves
like MJ
I just need to try to control you
watch me pop and drop
and I'll own you with the moves like MJ
I’VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE MJ
I’ve got them mooooooooves like mj
Kanye can rap
but watch me play with my apps on my ipod
apple is awesome
but macbook is dead
can’t get out of my head
Oh so why are you on my private stage
it was meant for me
I ride solo
so get out of here
don’t talk to my ear
get out of here
And it goes like this
uh
Watch me pop and drop on that big stage
I can moonwalk night and day
got them moves like mj
watch me move like mj
I’ve got the moooooooves like mj
I just need to try to control you
watch me pop and drop
and I’ll own you with my moves like mj
I’ve got the moves like mj
I’ve got them moooooooves like mj
I want to know how to make you smile
should I pop and drop
oh it is just like you
but if you give me the key
you’ll be so proud of me
when I can dance like he
I’ll watch and learn
please show me twice
stand on your toes
oh my I am gonna cry
but if you give the key you’ll be so proud of me
when I can dance like he
And it goes like this
Watch me pop and drop on that big stage
I can moonwalk night and day with my moves like mj
I got them moves like mj
I got the moooooooooves like mj
I just need to try to control you
Watch me pop and drop and I’ll own you with the moves like mj
I got the moves like mj
I got the moooooooooves
like mj
Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:39 PM GMT-5 •
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Oh, yeah, everyone knows me. Oh, yeah, I’m BieberHairFlip.
Oh, yeah, when I say I rock you say, "Yeah, you do."
Everybody knows me with my first hit, "Sinks." Yeah, "Sinks," yeah.
How about "Marty?" Yeah, yeah.
When pbandj gave me an interview, I said, "Raw." Yeah, yeah.
That’s all I got to say.
When I walk, people say "Hey, there he is Bieb! Can I have your handcock?”
I say, "Sure, I’m not immature.”
You know I’m all about the love and the passion of my fans.
Here comes Biebs. I’m coming into town with my newest big hit, “Biebs Comes To Life.”
I'm like an a-rod.
I'm like a king.
I never go on Bing because it's Not Google.
I'm like a Bing in your head. It goes on and off.
Bing.
Yeah, bing, yeah.
I'm just like you.
I get the morning drozys.
Really. Yeah, really. Yeah.
When I walk around school, people say I'm cool.
You're cool.
Put your hands up for the Biebs.
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Here comes Biebs.
I'm coming into town.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is almost over.
I don’t want it to be.
Me neither.
Tthaks to all my fans.
You know that I like you.
You my friends.
Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:39 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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MR. BUFLA
Good morning students. Today all of you will be taking a science exam.
MILLER
Do we have to? I mean, we are smart enough and nobody wants to.
MR BUFLA
No, Miller. You are taking this exam or you will have to do 4th grade again for the third time. Do you want that to happen?
MILLER
No sir.
CLASS
Hahahahahahahahahaha
MR BUFLA
Ha ha ha. Get back to work, now!
What is the matter with Miller What is the matter with these children?
What is the matter Miller?
I’m having nightmares all night with Miller
Miller's always on my back
What is the matter with Miller?
MILLER
That test was hard.
JILL
I know, and I thought I was smart.
MARLY
Me too.
MAROONE
Shesh, I know. I even had to ask Benny for help. He was wizzing right by me, and I think he at least got a B.
MILLER
Benny? How? He is the dumbest in the class other than me. Oh, and Jill. Why did you start laughing at what I said to Bufla?
JILL
Because it was funny. "No, sir." That was great.
[Mono comes out of the school.]
MONO
Hey, Marly. How have ya' been?
MARLY
Ewwww, get away from me, you lump of dead rats.
[Miller and Hill push him away.]
MONO
Goodbye, Marly.
MARLY
See ya'.
JILL
Why does that Mono kid want to hang with you, Marmar?
MARLY
You think I know? That kid thinks I like him since the first grade.
MILLER
You know, I liked you in the first grade.
LAURA
Jill, why are you down?
JILL
I am not down, smart one.
LAURA
Well, I did get an A on the exam. TTYL, Jill, got to go to the dorm.
[Marrone is on the top bunk, and Miller is on the bottom. Hill is on the spare bed]
HILL
Ha-ha, I get the spare bed and you have the bunk.
MILLER, MARRONE
Shhhhhhhhut up!
Mr. Monica.
So, Miller, what do you want to talk about now?
Miller
My teacher, Mr. Bufla. He has been hitting the kids. Please fire him. He is mean pleeeeeeeeease?
Mr. Monica
Oh, all right. I will fire him just because he is hitting the kids.
[Mr. Monica's office.]
Mr. Monica
I suppose you know why I wanted to speak to you, Carl.
Mr. Bufla
No, I don’t sir.
Mr. Monica
YOU'RE FIRED!
Article posted November 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 •
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Hey, everyone! This is my blog, and I am going to tell you all about my life and what is happening in it.
First up, I will be telling you about my newest song I am writing right now. It is called YOU KNOW. In this song I am trying to be like Frank Sinatra. When you hear it you will love it. One of my good friends might be featured in this song. I am starting a raffle for it. Here it is:
What is my favorite song and group that sings this song?
If you get this right you get to sing this song with me and it will be great.
Thx to all of you and remember the flip in bieberhair41.
Thanks again and don’t forget the raffle.
Thanks again. bye
Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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Hey, hey, hey everyone! This is BIEBER’S BLOG. You remember that raffle I did last week? Well, I am proud to say the winner is Mr. Brune in
Mr. Brune’s class.
I am also starting another raffle. Whoe can guess how to spell the role I have in the school play? You will not get the play's name. Good luck.
Another one is what is the logo I always waer in my videos. I will give a hint: Look at all of my videos and look and see.
Thanks a lot!
BIEBS
Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 •
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The annoying girl who wrote a story about a girl in a red dress
that was stalking her
until she moved away to Spain to start a new living in a supper market
and five days after
moved away
the girl in the red dress was back
and she brought her best friend
named gusting mayflower
who was the girl's childhood friend
and they became the best of friends again
and the crazy girl in the red dress went to jail
because she was stalking the girl
and the girl in the red dresse's mother said she was going to sue for a strange reason
and it wound up that she went to jail too
and the girl and gusting moved back to Idaho and lived happily ever after
while the girl in the red dress
lived in a small room
with her mother
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Article posted January 9, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 •
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THE STORY OF ME
ON MAY 14TH, 2001, 8:44 AM, on a beautiful, sunny day, I was born.
I was an early baby. I was born 12 days before my due date. I was a big baby, the size of a melon, 8 lbs. 13 oz. born at Lawrence Hospital in the Bronx, New York.
On the way home from the hospital my parents heard a song on the radio called "It’s a Beautiful Day" by U2. It was right, it was a beautiful day. I entered the world.
Unfortunately in first grade I was in the hospital for four days. I had pneumonia. I got a lot of visits from my family and some from my teachers.
In second grade I was on a football team. I scored two touchdowns in one game, and I am not good at football!
In third grade I was on a bad baseball team. We lost every game but I had three homers.
Third and fourth grade with Mrs. Wicker was great. My fourth grade baseball team stunk too. We went 0-13. I had 5 homers.
I remember finding out my fifth grade teacher like it was yesterday. I was at a baseball clinic, and at the end my mom brought the letter. It read: "MR.BRUNE, ROOM 303." I was so happy I finally got a teacher that wasa guy. It is the best. He talks in voices when he reads.
Now I am graduating elementary school.
In those past ten years, I have accomplished a lot. My basketball team won the tournament with 1st place. I had 11 points.
My baseball team won the World Series. I went 2 for 3. We also won the division with a 17-2 season! I made the all-star team in Rec, and I went 2 for 3.
I am the lead in the school play and I am happy.
This is my last year at MAS, and I am sad. Next year in middle school I will be the new kid.
I hope you all like my story and share it with your friends. This is not the last time you will hear from me. Yours truly:
Bieber
Hair
flip
41
Article posted January 9, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 •
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The Inside Story of Him
He is always driving up and down the street. He is the weirdest guy ever. When my friends and I are playing in the street, we run away. Living on the block with a criminal is hard but it is kind of a mystery. Is he a criminal and scary? Or is he just another old man? The world will never know. Even on The Avenue we see him. Always in the same place, same spot, same cigarette in his mouth. Waiting at all times. Going out at the same time every day. His routine, going out at 11:00 am, coming back at 12, going back out at 12:30, coming back at 4. You ask why is he always doing this? We will never know. If you are smart, you would stay away from this old man. But if you get 40% in school, good luck on my block.
Now you know the story of the man in the cape, the cab driver, scull cracker. Watch out for him. Watch out.
Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 13, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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Someone threw a stick at me
Someone threw a rock at me
Everybody dislikes me
I say this is not fair
So I start to pull their hair
And now someone called mommy
I'm in the time out corner
In the time out corner
By the time you hear this
you will probably know
that this rap is too long
but I will throw something out
to see if you can write a song
if I were you
I would write, write, write
'till it's right
and pardon me young ladies
if me head is like a fruit
an orange can't think of anything else
so I come in 49
but feel like I'm 10 foot
Someone threw a stick at me
Someone threw a rock at me
Everybody dislikes me
I say this is not fair
So I start to pull me hair
And now someone called mommy
I'm in the time out corner
In the time out corner
By the time you see me
you probably see that I’m a man
you know that before a shower
I smell like a toucan
but when I smell I am free
so take that
I remember when I had an interview
and it was fun
but I am rapper now
and I feature in songs
with both bieberhairflips
this is what I want to be,
everybody knows that I am reading this book
and I don’t know what else to say
so let me have him go like
Stop pickin' on me
I will cry
do you want me to die?
It's not cool when you drool
So here is my song
read along cuz’
Someone threw a stick at me
Someone threw a rock at me
Everybody dislikes me
I say this is not fair
So I start to pull their hair
And now someone called mommy
I'm in the time out corner
In the time out corner.
Article posted January 13, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 •
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HAVE HOPE
The story “the dot” is about a girl name Vashti. She thinks she is a bad artist. One day she drew a dot on her paper. The next week, the dot is on the wall and Vashti said, “I can make a better dot than that.” And after that she felt she was a great artist.
When I reread “the dot” I realized it was about determination. It is about determination because Vashti was determined to draw something in art class. It is about determination when Vashti saw her dot on the wall and she said, “I can make a better dot than that.” At the end of the story Vashti was determined to teach a little boy how to draw when the boy said, “Me? Not me. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler.” Then Vashti said, “Show me.” When he was done, Vashti said, “Sign it.” So “the dot” is about never saying never.
When I reread “the dot” even more I thought about my life and how I was determined to do something. One time I was determined to do my homework. I did not want to do it, but when I got it back I got it all right. I was also determined to win a second round playoff game. We won and that is what made us WPBA baseball champs!
So Just follow your dreams and put your mind to it, and you can do anything!
Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted January 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 •
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NAME THAT LYRIC
KISS ME
Hey, everyone! This is Kiss Me" and Amanda Brown and" welcome to…
BOTH
NAME THAT LYRIC!
AMANDA BROWN
Tonight, our contestants are Shin Bad Body, Dustin Junction, Kinter De La Rosa Ramirez, and, last but not least, the one and only, Buford Russel, Missy Knitter Norris Katerbox Lincin The lll.
KISS ME
Ok, let's get started! I will sing a song by bieberhairflip41, and you have to say the words that come next. Ok?
EVERYONE
OK.
KISS ME
Don’t ask me why or I’ll call you a big shoe. Ask me why again and…
What is the next lyric?
BUFORD (BEEP)
Is it "I’ll throw a shoe at you?"
KISS ME
No, it is not. Do you know anything about music? Is this your first day?
(He nods.)
Well, congratulations! It's your last. Get out of here!
AMANDA BROWN
Have a nice flight home!
DUSTIN JUNCTION
Oh, oh, oh! I got it! Is it "Ask why again and I will split your face in 2. I am a lion and I can't wait to get out of my cage"??
AMANDA BROWN
Yes!!! You got it. You are in the next round.
DUSTIN
Yes=http://!!!
KISS ME
Kinter, this one is for you.
"Sinks are fun sinks are…
Now you name that lyric! What is the lyric?
KINTER
Is it "Sinks are fun, sinks are cool."?
KISS ME
No, you are wrong! Sorry.
AMANDA
Have a nice flight home. Shin, this is for you: When pbandj gave me an inview, I said "____________, yeah, yeah."
SHIN
Kitten!!!
KISS ME
No, looks like we have a winner. Everyone give it up for Dustin=http://!
We will see you next time on NAME THAT LYRIC=http://=http://=http://
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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 •
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Why Are The Jets So Bad?
You ask why the New York Jets are so bad? I will tell you. The two words are:
MARK SANCHEZ!
He is so bad I made a parody about him. It goes like this. . .
OHHHHHH, SOMETIMES MARK SANCHEZ
CRIES LIKE A BABY
YEAH, HE’S ALWAYS CRYIN’ LIEIN’
DIEIN’
ON THE GREEN, GREEN, GREEN GROUND
OHHH, WHEN HE GETS TACKLED
YEAH
NOW YOU KNOW
WHY THE JETS ARE SO BAD!
Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 •
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Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 •
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1. Think of something you like. For example, Broadway shows and musicals. Whatever you want.
2. Turn any way you want to. I prefer turning towards the door because you can see and here everything out side your bedroom.
3. Do not be disgusting right before you are about to go to bed. If you pick your nose and fall asleep, right after you pick your nose you will wake up the next morning with snot in you hair.
4. Feeling like going to sleep is your favorite thing in the world even though it is probably not. If it is, why are you watching my show?
5. Remember what I said in step 1? Do what you did in step 1, but do not think it. Do it. Wait until your parents yell at you. If they yell, you are amazing at this. If they don’t, I’m sorry but you failed.
6.Since you did all of this you get so tired and you just fall asleep and you are done.
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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 •
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HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION
1.GET EGGS
2.CRACK THEM IN A BOWL
3.PUT SOME MILK IN THE BOWL
4.GET A FORK AND STIR IT UNTIL THE BUBBLES ARE OUT AND ALL THE LINES ARE OUT.
5.IF YOU HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED STOVE, PUT THE HEAT ON
6. IF YOU HAVE A NEW ONE, PUT THE HEAT ON HIGH.
7.GET A SMALL PAN LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DAD'S HAND
8.POUR THE EGGS IN
9.PUSH THE EGGS TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE PAN WITH A SPATULA AND PRESS DOWN ON THEM AND MAKE THEM GO ALL OVER THE PAN IN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE.
10.WAIT TWO MINUTES AND TAKE A PLATE AND THE PAN. TURN THE PAN UPSIDE DOWN ON THE PLATE. PUT THE EGGS ON THE PLATE. PUT THE PAN ON THE STOVE. SLIDE THE EGGS OFF THE PLATE ONTO THE PAN.
10.WAIT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES AND WHEN IT IS DONE, PUT IT OUT ON THE PLATE AND...
BAM! YOU HAVE EGG PIE.
11.COMMENT
12.TELL ME WHAT MY NEXT “HOW TO” SHOULD BE.
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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 •
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THE DEO
I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
Meow mio meow mio
hey hey.
hey hey
mio mio mio mio
oh she go
everybody else goes
hey hey hey
I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo,
limbo baby
yeah
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.
Word. homeslice.
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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 •
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“Hey my name is 1111111111 and I’m going to tell you about my family. I have one brother, one sister, and one brother. I have one mom and one dad. We're wonderful. We love playing with each other. Sometimes I help my mom cook pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes, pancakes, pancakes. My mom's name is Maribel. My dad's name is Francisco. My brother's name is Daniel. Finally, my pretty and cute baby sister is Amanda. That is my loving and nice family.
Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 •
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Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 •
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Lake Compounce
One day I went to this place I go every year called Lake Compounce. It is really fun to go to. I recommend you go there. I went there with my mom, my brother Daniel, my baby sister Amanda and me.
First we went to the water rides. Then we went to the. . .
Bolder Dash!
I COULDN’T BELIVE HOW FAST IT WENT!
I was so happy that it was over. It felt like I was going to fly off. Luckily, I didn’t or it wouldn’t be pretty.
Then another one came. It went forward, then backward. I called it "The Purple Ride" because it is purple. (I don’t really pay attention, to names.)
THEN I WENT HOME.
THE END
Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 •
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