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by Chicharito teacher: MAS 5B 2011 - 2012
Class Assignments
i-Prints 05/11
Miro 05/11
Final Pioneer Diary Entry 05/10
Poetry 04/24
Inquiry 03/25
Return to the Moon 03/11
Literary Essay 01/12
Self Portraits 10/21
Sculpture 12/02
Revision 11/22
School Report 10/31
Personal Narrative 10/26
A True Story From Your Life 10/21
Independent Writing 10/21
Blog Entries

Title: Independent Writing (10/21/11)
Description: self-selected, independent writing pieces

Article posted June 20, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 429

This is my last time writing on this blog.



I have enjoyed this year, with my stories, comments and, well, everything!



I will deeply miss writing to you guys. This has been a special year. I encourage you to express your feelings in comments.



When I published my first article, I thought that was it. But then I started thinking: When Bunnys Attack, Lunch Time, the LMMO Blog, the Macaroni Song.



This has been a great year.

Article posted June 20, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 429



Article posted June 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 207

Fadel’s Journal



I was born July 31st, 2004 at a gas station in downtown Marico. I two sisters named Fateen and Fatween. Their births are January 45th, 1995 and April 99th, 1999. My mum is 132 and my dud is 123. (I think.) I have dog named bike and a bike that I named dog. My sister Fatween has a cat named Fetwah who ate my poor bike and there was blood on my bed, so now my bed is zee color of red. I sleep with a princess blankie my mum knitted me when she was 20. I was not even born yet but my dud wanted a boy to play zee zees with. (Whatever that is.) I has a very confusing life! My dud so skinny he come home from work at eight. My mum so lazy that she no take me to Game Stop. She say game too much money so you save money. Here is my awesome song to end my awesome journal writing:



My name is Fadel

pom pom pom pom

My sisters are Fateen and Fatween

pom pom pom pom

My mum is so lazy

pom pom pom pom

And my dad is so skinny

pom pom pom pom

And that is awesome zong

pom pom

Article posted June 8, 2012 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 207



Article posted June 8, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 187

Fadel’s Journal



I was born July 31st, 2004 at a gas station in downtown Marico. I two sisters named Fateen and Fatween. Their births are January 45th, 1995 and April 99th, 1999. My mum is 132 and my dud is 123. (I think.) I have dog named bike and a bike that I named dog. My sister Fatween has a cat named Fetwah who ate my poor bike and there was blood on my bed, so now my bed is zee color of red. I sleep with a princess blankie my mum knitted me when she was 20. I was not even born yet but my dud wanted a boy to play zee zees with. (Whatever that is.) I has a very confusing life! My dud so skinny he come home from work at eight. My mum so lazy that she no take me to Game Stop. She say game too much money so you save money. Here is my awesome song to end my awesome journal writing:



My name is Fadel

pom pom pom pom

My sisters are Fateen and Fatween

pom pom pom pom

My mum is so lazy

pom pom pom pom

And my dad is so skinny

pom pom pom pom

And that is awesome zong

pom pom

Article posted June 8, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 187



Article posted June 7, 2012 at 08:49 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 108

Now, let me start by saying, that my step mom, Maria, isn’t the best chef in the world.



But one night, when I was just five years old, Maria announced, “I’ve decided to make tacos for dinner tonight, and I’m going to invite the Bounties!” They are my friend’s family who lived next store to us. My dad looked at her kind of funny, almost as if he was waiting to hear the catch because she never cooks.



Well, when our gests came in, and we were all sitting at the table, my dad asked, “Why aren’t you taking the tacos out of the oven?”



“Oh, don’t worry, I just checked! They need a few more minutes.”



“Are you sure?” My dad asked.



“Of course I’m sure!” You need to realize!”



So, we were all sitting at the table, every one was getting hungry when suddenly. . .the fire alarm went off!



“OK, fine!” said Maria. “Maybe they were a little over cooked!”



But when we went in to the kitchen every one realized that they were VERY over cooked!



“Oh, my god!”



The oven was completely on fire!



Enreco, my friend's dad, came running in with a fire extinguisher, and he covered the whole kitchen with it!



After that I had to stay at my friend’s house for the night.



And now we know, never over cook tacos!

Article posted June 7, 2012 at 08:49 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 108



Article posted June 7, 2012 at 07:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 70

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The%2010%20Best%20Books.ppt

Article posted June 7, 2012 at 07:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 70



Article posted June 5, 2012 at 07:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 127

Hi, guys! It's been awhile! And you are probably wondering why? Because guess what? I just saw “The Woman In Black.” Very, very freaky. Now I am over it but I can honestly say, I might not be able to go to a funeral again.



-Lazymn117

Article posted June 5, 2012 at 07:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 127



Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63

Hey guys, it's been awhile! I am hoping to post a picture of my almost 10 month old dog! Her name is Bella! (Also known as Padfoot, Marley, Bellatrix, and Blooper!)

Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63



Article posted May 29, 2012 at 09:30 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63

21 Facts about LMMO



1.My favorite sport is Football.

2. My favorite football player is Eli Manning.

3. My favorite baseball player is David Wright.

4.My favorite basketball player is Jeremy Lin.

5. I’m a righty.

6. My favorite TV show is Modern Family.

7. My birthday is June 22nd.

8. I went to a Pre-K called Discovering Me with Roadrunner

9. I have a dog named Sandy

10. My sister’s name is Tara.

11. My favorite animal is a dog. (DUH!)

12. Lazy won’t stop nooging me.

13. I fainted at Good Morning America.

14. I like chicken.

15. My favorite candy is jelly beans.

16. My best friend is. . .MY DOG!.

17. My favorite band is LMFAO

18. My favorite book is The Hunger Games.

19. My favori.te song is Sexy and I Know It

20. Uni-brows are awesome.

21. That’s is my lucky number. (Figure it out.)

Article posted May 29, 2012 at 09:30 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63



Article posted May 22, 2012 at 08:18 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63

15 More Facts About Lazyman117



1. Me and Lmmo’s birthdays are six days apart.



2. My sister thinks she's coming to Dave and Busters for my birthday.



3. I have a thirst for blood and violence.



4. I love muffins!



5. I like cake.(Duh!)



6. I was up until 7 am because my sister had 20 friends over for a slumber party.



7. I found out that most second graders are morons.(No offense.)



8. My sister has a crush on a bathroom.



9. I adore puppys.



10. The jack-in-the box in Harry Potter movie 3 scared me more than the snake.



11. My boggart would be a military seargent.



12. I am the king of "Yo mamas."



13. I get along with my brother way better than my sister.



14. I love my long hair.



15. I want you guys to comment.

Article posted May 22, 2012 at 08:18 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63



Article posted May 18, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 190

I looked myself up on google, and someplace called "Roolblox" says I have an account. Let's get this straight, I do not. I saw some screen shots, and it looks like they are ripping off Mindcraft.



Part 2 of the Mario review up soon!

Article posted May 18, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 190



Article posted May 11, 2012 at 09:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

One Day two boys were jumping around doing flips out on the school grounds.



Boy 1: "WooHoo"



Boy 2: "Oh yeah!"



Then they saw a cop car stop.



Cop: "Hey, you two boys! Come back here!"



Boy 1: "Let's go!"



Cop: "You're on school grounds!"



(Cop chases boys but they escape by jumping above chairs. Cop gets tired and leaves.)



Cop (sighs): "Ughh. I'M GONNA EAT A DONUT!"



BOTH BOYS: "Freerunning or Parkour is a mix of gymnastics and dance and upper body strength. You pretty much just jump around. If there was a fence then you would jump over it."



(Boys give an example.)



Editor's note: Be careful when doing this. :)

Article posted May 11, 2012 at 09:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 115

THE 10 MOST BEAST MOVIE CHARACTERS



10. Alvin

9. Sid

8. Shrek

7. Puss

6. Donkey

5. Cinna

4. Scrat

3. The Lorax

2. Katniss

1. Foxface

Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 115



Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 80

Ahh… the Duper Mario Bros! Successful video game series to 3d video games! They even came up with a movie for it that does not follow the story at all. Bob Hoskins is Mario, which only makes sense. He's fat, and he’s got a mustache. And luigi is played by some Japanese kid. But where is his mustache? When Nintendo said Luigi was Mario’s younger brother, they did not mean he was 40 years younger! Well, Luigi is out in town doing something, and Daisy walks up. And Luigi gives her the pay phone. How sweet! Then they go on a date. And I guess Luigi wanted to take their relationship to the next level, so he took her to his work: the sewers. Smooth move, Luigi! While exploring the sewers, someone captures Daisy and goes off to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi end up in the Mushroom Kingdom, but how do they get there? Well, in any Mario game, they would just go down a pipe. But of course, something more realistic happens. They fall through a magic wall. I am not kidding when I say this. Then they get to the Mushroom Kingdom, which looks nothing like the games. Imagine a field full of white fluffy bunnies. You have got the game's Mushroom Kingdom. Now, imagine a place where something is always on fire and everyone is poor. You have got the movie's Mushroom Kingdom. Then Mario and Luigi are arrested and brought to Bowser. I bet you are thinking, "Oh, I can’t wait 'till he breathes fire!" But guess what? Bowser is a human! Think of a giant fire breathing turtle. Now, think of a human with a bad haircut. There you have Bowser. Then Bowser uses some devolution thingy on a Koopa. Guess what it turned him into? A Goomba! How in the name of h-- would Bob Hoskins be able to jump on that thing? Then Mario and Luigi escape and have a car chase. Yeah, remember all those games where Mario and Luigi were the ones on the run from the cops, but not Wario and Waluigi?!

Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 80



Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

Court Crazy!



Staring:



Judge Judy: basketballgirl



Lawyer, Ms. Lauren Law: pbandj23



Lawyer, Mr. Larry Fighter: bieberharflip



Client of Lauren Law, Elizabeth Skid-Moore: sunshinesparkle



Client of Larry Fighter John Joe: Brandon





Script:





Judge Judy: Welcome to court crazy!





(Everyone claps)





Judge Judy: Today, we will have Ms. Lauren Law as the lawyer for Elizabeth Skid-Moore who accused Mr. Larry Fighter’s client, John Joe, of steeling her new make-up kit. First, we will have Ms. Law present her client’s problem.





TO BE CONTINUED.

Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49



Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

10 Best Football Players



10. Peyton Manning

9. Darrelle Revis

8. Michael Oher

7. Clay Mathews

6. Tim Tebow

5. Troy Palamalu

4. Tom Brady

3. Drew Brees

2. Philip Rivers

1. All players on the Giants

Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Article posted April 30, 2012 at 02:06 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/AnnoyingOrange2.htm

Article posted April 30, 2012 at 02:06 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45



Article posted April 30, 2012 at 02:05 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/AnnoyingOrange2.htm

Article posted April 30, 2012 at 02:05 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52



Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

Top 5 most annoying movie and video game charachters!



5. Donkey, from Shrek.



4. All characters from Shake it Up



3. Navi, from Zelda



2. Pumba, from The Lion King



1. Veruca Salt, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63

I am finally back! I took a 4 month break! I will be posting new stuff like what Hogwarts House I am in! And it's Hufflepuff! Now don't criticize me, Hufflepuff is awesome! It is also LMMO's house. Take that Hufflepuff haters! Ii will also be posting a review for the Super Mario Bros movie! I need a life, don't I! Believe me, the movie stinks!

Sincerely, Lazyman117



























Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 63



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 01:47 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 79

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/AboutJoshHutchersonshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 01:47 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 79



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/EmmaWatsonshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 80

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/EmmaWatsonshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 80



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:52 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 152

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/KatyPerryshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:52 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 152



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/KatyPerryshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53

The Dunb Old Twins #4



1: We're going to be interviewing EvilTeddy, the only survivor.



Evil: Well, hello everyone. My name is Evilteddy. Wow, bother is a triplet?!



1: I know. It's not a suprise, and I'm not happy that Bonkers died.



Evil: Well, sorry.



1: Couldn't you have killed Bother because he is getting even more annoying about his death, crying every two seconds. . . .



Evil: Well I'm very sorry for your loss.



1: I made a vow to whoever killed him shall die.



Evil (nervously): Well, it wasn't me.



1: Isn't it a good vow? I'm going for a breather outside for a little while.



Evil: OK.



Bother: Hello.



Evil: You're back, 111111111.



Bbother: No, it's me, his triplet bother. But now I'm still sad that Bonkerts died. He was making himself lose in our poker games, and we would get a lot of his money.



Evil: Well, ok?



Bother: Literaly, whoever they kill is going down. Down, I tell you.



Evil: OK



Bother: Well, bye.



Evil: Bye.



11111111: Hey, I'm back.



Evil: Hey, I gotta' go. Bye.



Evil rushes out.)



11111111: That was wierd. . . . Well, bye, too.





Article posted April 27, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/ONEDIRECTIONshow.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/ONEDIRECTIONshow.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/pioneernames_matching.htm

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:09 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/pioneernames_matching.htm

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:09 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:04 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The%20Hunger%20Games.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:04 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

 



Bunny: doraterminator


Jim: chicharito


Derfy: beiberhairflip


Bob: shamefulcloud


Host: 1111111111


Judge1,Sally: basektballgirl


Jugde2,Judy: pbandj


Judge3, George, who has a deep voice: blubberflubber


 


Host: Come on down to Who Doesn't Have Talent!


 


(everyone cheers)





Jim: when are we going to start?


 


Bob: we did.


 


Host: ok then. . . .let me introduce the judges. this is judge one, Sally.


 


Sally: hi.


Host: this is Judge 2 ,Judy.


 


Judy: hi.


 


Host: this is judge George.


 


George: Hey.


 


Host: now let me introduce the contestant, Bunny, a.k.a. sleepy boy.


 


Bunny: zzzzzzzz wait! what?


 


Judge Judy: wow.


 


Host: ok, let's go down to Jim, a.k.a. bad listener.


 


Jim: did they introduce me yet?


 


Bob: yes, they did and before me.


 


Host: ok, now let me introduce derfyn, a.k.a. the singer.


 


Derfy: i set fire to the rain!


 


Bob: stop singing! we already know you like singing.


 


Derfy: that's a hater.


 


Host: ok, now let me introduce Bob, a.k.a. wanna be.


 


Bob: no, i'm not. p.s.when are you retireing?


 


Host: omg! be quiet, wanna be!


 


Bob: yeash!


 


Host: what did i say?


 


Bob: what did i say?


 


Host: don't make me disqualiify you!


 


Bob: sorry


 


Host: ok, back to the show. ok, the first obsticle is dance. Jim, you go first.


 


Jim: ok!


 


(Jim dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad did he do from 1-10?


 


Judy: 7


 


Sally: 6


 


George: 9


 


Host: ok, sit down, please. and your score is. . . .


 


Bob: 22


 


Host: Bob, be quiet.


 


Bob: ok.


 


Host: ok, bob, it's your turn to dance.


 


Bob: ok!


 


Host: wait, remember, no professional in this one, ok?


 


Bob: ok!


 


(bob dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad do you think?


 


Sally: 7


 


Judy: 10


 


George: 6


 


Host: ok, You got 23! now please sit and be quiet.Ok, bunny, it's your turn.


 


Bunny: ok!


 


(bunny dances.)


 


Host:judges, how do you think?


 


Sally:1


 


Judy: 5


 


George: 3


 


Host: ok, you did a good dance. you were suppossed to do a bad dance.


 


Bunny:ooohhh!


 


Host: ok, we'll be right back after this small break.


 


Host: ok, and we're back for our last person. derfy, it is


Your turn.


 


Derfy: ok!


 


(derfy dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad do you think?


 


Sally: 1


 


Judy: 1


 


George: 1


 


Host:OMG! again! ok, we'll be back next time to see the elimmination!


 

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 65

Peeta Mellark: Set Fire to the Rain



1st: LMMO

2nd: BeiberHairFlip41



I set fire to the bread

Watched it burn as

Mom slapped my face

Then she screamed

And I cried

And I ran outside

Into the rain

The raaaaain



I set fire to the bread

Then I threw it at Katniss's head

Then she screamed

And I cried

And I ran back inside

Out of the rain

The raaaaaain





Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 65



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

THE DEO



I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

Meow mio meow mio

hey hey.

hey hey

mio mio mio mio

oh she go

everybody else goes

hey hey hey

I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo,

limbo baby

yeah

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.



Word. homeslice.

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

THE DEO



I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

Meow mio meow mio

hey hey.

hey hey

mio mio mio mio

oh she go

everybody else goes

hey hey hey

I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo,

limbo baby

yeah

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.



Word. homeslice.

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 406

If you don't know Tektonik, Melbourne Shuffle, and Jumpstyle, they are types of hardstyle music dances. All diffrent. Let's start out with the Tektonik logo:





Now Melbourne Shuffle logo:








Jumpstyle logo:





Shuffel was from the 80's. It's when you glide around the floor without removing your feet from the floor. Jumpstyle is when you jump around, staying in one place and skipping in place and doing flips. Tektonik is when you use your arms a lot and it's kind of like The Robot.



Search up this on youtube some time everyone!



 

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 406



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

I have learned a lot of things during these ten weeks of DARE. But there are three important things that I learned.



The first thing is learning what tobacco can do to your body. Facts about tobacco:

• Put the health of your friends and family at risk.

• In the U.S., it is illegal to sell tobacco to anybody under 18.

• The poisons in cigarettes can affect your appearance.

• Smoking causes shortness of breath and dizziness.

• Chewing tobacco causes dehydration.

• It can be hard to play sports if you use tobacco.

• Approximately 3,000 NON-SMOKERS die of breathing other peoples smoke



The second thing is what alcohol can do to your body. Facts about alcohol:

• Alcohol slows down the brain and body.

• Alcohol can damage every organ in your body.

• Alcohol is illegal for anyone under 21.

• Most teens don’t drink alcohol.

• Mixing alcohol and medicine is dangerous.

• Teen’s bodies are still growing; therefore alcohol affects them more severely than adults in school and in sports.



The final thing I learned is how to say “no” in peer pressure situations. There are two main kinds of peer pressures. There are friendly pressures, when they sound like it is okay. And demanding pressures, almost bullying them to do it. When we were assigned skits I was the only person that didn’t drink the alcohol, and I confiscated it.



It has been a great experience in DARE this year. The funniest part was when I asked Officer Jager how many times he used his tazer gun and he said only one time.



This has been my DARE report.

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:43 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/The%20Hunger%20Games.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:43 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66



Article posted April 25, 2012 at 07:55 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

 The Hunger Games



The Hungers Games takes place in the future. It is about a place once known as North America, now known as Panem. It has been divided into twelve districts. At one point there were thirteen, but when Panem started a war against the Capitol, Panem lost. In revenge, the Capitol destroyed District 13. Also, the Capitol created a game. Every year each district has to sacrifice one boy and one girl to go into an arena. The down side is they have to fight to the death. There can only be one winner. When 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen volunteers for her younger sister Primrose, she doesn’t know what she’s in for. The Gamemakers make life like hell for Katniss, but she overcomes it. She doesn’t know the other tribute from District 12, Peeta Mellark too well. But in his interview, he says that he likes Katniss! Katniss doesn’t know how to respond to this, especially when they made a rule that you can work together with your district mate to have two winners. Now for some of the tributes, their partner is already in heaven. But when Katniss and Peeta come together, Katniss starts to like Peeta too! They each get hurt a couple more times, and they both almost die! But in the end Katniss defeats the last tribute that is left, and Katniss and Peeta win. There were a lot of problems with Peeta’s leg, so he has surgery and got an iron one. Who knows what will happen in the exciting sequel, Catching Fire!   

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 07:55 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52



Article posted April 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 68

 America's Got Weirdos



Staring:


Host, Bart: beiberhairflip


Judge, Tammy: pbandj


Judge, Kammy: basketballgirl


Judge, Sammy: blubberflubber


Chipreck: horsebackrider


Dorathey and Margret: shafeulcloud


Figgle dances: lazyman 


 


Bart: Welcome to America's Got Weirdos!


(Everone claps)


 


Bart: We will see three acts, and the winner will be picked by our judges! First, we will see Dorathey and Margret!


 


(Dorathey and his sock puppet preform.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: Now, will see Chipreck and her magic trick!


 


(Chipreck preforms a magic trick.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: And for are final act of the night, Figgle Dancing!


 


(Figgle dances.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: And the winner is....


 


Thank you for coming to America's Got Weirdos!


 


(Everone Claps)

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 68



Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

American Idiot!


Staring:


Host, Spleena: beiberhairflip


Judge, Dina: pbandj


Judge, Cina: basketballgirl


Judge, Tina: blubberflubber


Corny: horsebackrider


Sorny: horse29


Jam: sunshinesparkle


Pam: candylover


Cam: cutie#1


Derick: lmmo


Ferick: shamefulcloud


Fredy:sharkattack


Teddy:senorgummyworm




Dina: Welcome to American Idiot!


(Everoney Claps)




Cina: We will see four acts, Two will move on and we will see the winner.




Tina: Here is the first act, The Orney Twins!





(Sorny plays vilon, Corny sings, HOT CROSS BUNS.)







Spleena: Let's see what the judges think!




Dina: ???????




Cina: ????????




Tina: ????????




Spleena: Let's move on to our next act, The Western Cowgirls!




(They do a country dance and sing.)




Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Spleena: Now we will move onto our 3rd act, DJ!




(Derick and Fredrick dance)






Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Spleena: Now we will see our final act, Fart Boxing!




(Fredy and Teddy fart box)






Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Note: The final acts will be announced in the video, and so will the winner!

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Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 2827

American Idiot!


Staring:


Host, Spleena: beiberhairflip


Judge, Dina: pbandj


Judge, Cina: basketballgirl


Judge, Tina: blubberflubber


Corny: horsebackrider


Sorny: horse29


Jam: sunshinesparkle


Pam: candylover


Cam: cutie#1


Derick: lmmo


Ferick: shamefulcloud


Fredy:sharkattack


Teddy:senorgummyworm


 


Dina: Welcome to American Idiot!


(Everoney Claps)


 


Cina: We will see four acts, Two will move on and we will see the winner.


 


Tina: Here is the first act, The Orney Twins!





(Sorny plays vilon, Corny sings, HOT CROSS BUNS.)







Spleena: Let's see what the judges think!


 


Dina: ???????


 


Cina: ????????


 


Tina: ????????


 


Spleena: Let's move on to our next act, The Western Cowgirls!


 


(They do a country dance and sing.)


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Spleena: Now we will move onto our 3rd act, DJ!


 


(Derick and Fredrick dance)


 


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Spleena: Now we will see our final act, Fart Boxing!


 


(Fredy and Teddy fart box)


 


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Note: The final acts will be announced in the video, and so will the winner!

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 2827



Article posted April 5, 2012 at 09:15 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

HALF-PIPE!



I went to a field trip last summer. I went to this camp called CO-OP camp. Well, it was the last day of camp so we went to Splash Down. It’s a water park. I went on all of the rides accept the HALF-PIPE. I was scared of it. I decided to face my fears so I went on it last. The line was so long! When I was moving up, I heard some people screaming, and this one girl came crying all the way down because she was so scared. That got me more scared. Finally, I was at the top. The person before me came screaming all the way down! My turn. I got on the tube, and when I went on it, the man that was there told me to push me chin into my neck. I was thinking, ”What!?” But then I thought it was for some safety reason so I just did it. Then the man pushed me down. I closed my eyes on the way down. When I went up I felt like a bullet was going through my head. Finally, it was over. It wasn’t that scary, I thought.



THE END!

Article posted April 5, 2012 at 09:15 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55



Article posted April 5, 2012 at 09:00 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

 Marvel



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Article posted April 5, 2012 at 09:00 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted March 22, 2012 at 09:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

Cell Phones in School



Some people think kids should NOT be allowed to have cellphones in school. I strongly disagree. In my opinion, I think kids should be able to bring a cellphone to school.



One reason why kids should bring cellphones to school is because it would help in case of an emergency that can happen in school. For example, there have been closing due to flooding, gas leaks, and snowstorms. The school sends out a message to all the families saying school is cancelled. The problem is that sometimes parents don’t get the message right away. They might be busy working and not hear the phone. If a kid had a cellphone he/she could call her parent till their parents pick up. I would hate being the last kid to get picked up in an emergency.



Another benefit to having cellphones in school is so kids can ask their parents to pick them up later. Maybe you have to help your teacher clean the classroom. Sometimes the art teacher tells me to stay after school to help her hang up art work. If I had a cellphone I could just call my mom instead of going to the office to call her.



Some schools don’t allow cellphones. In my opinion, it’s better to be safe than sorry. I think kids should be allowed to bring cellphones to school.

Article posted March 22, 2012 at 09:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59



Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:02 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 75

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/HOBOCROSSWORD.htm

Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:02 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 75



Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:01 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/HOBOCROSSWORD.htm

Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:01 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:01 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 72

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/HOBOCROSSWORD.htm

Article posted March 11, 2012 at 12:01 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 72



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:40 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 67

Tryouts to be a football player!

 


Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!


 




Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!


 


Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.


 


Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)


 


Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.


 


Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!


 


(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)


 


Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?


 


Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!


 


Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!


 


CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!


 


Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.


 


(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)


 


Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!


 


Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.




 


Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?


 


Basketballgirl: NOW!


 


( BLUBER COMES.)


 


Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!


 


Blubberflubber24: Okay.




 


Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.


 


END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:40 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 67



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:39 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!







Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!




Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.




Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)




Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.




Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!




(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)




Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?




Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!




Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!




CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!




Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.




(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)




Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.






Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?




Basketballgirl: NOW!




( BLUBER COMES.)




Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Blubberflubber24: Okay.






Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.




END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:39 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:

Senorgummyworm!

Basketballgirl!

Candylover51!

Cutie#1!

Sharkattak17!

Blubberflubber24!



Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!



Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.



Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)



Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.



Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!



(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)



Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?



Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!



Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!



CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!



Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.



(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)



Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.



Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!



Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?



Basketballgirl: NOW!



( BLUBER COMES.)



Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Blubberflubber24: Okay.



Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.



END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:

Senorgummyworm!

Basketballgirl!

Candylover51!

Cutie#1!

Sharkattak17!

Blubberflubber24!



Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!



Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.



Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)



Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.



Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!



(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)



Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?



Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!



Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!



CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!



Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.



(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)



Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.



Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!



Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?



Basketballgirl: NOW!



( BLUBER COMES.)



Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Blubberflubber24: Okay.



Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.



END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!







Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!




Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.




Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)




Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.




Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!




(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)




Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?




Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!




Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!




CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!




Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.




(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)




Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.






Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?




Basketballgirl: NOW!




( BLUBER COMES.)




Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Blubberflubber24: Okay.






Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.




END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!







Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!




Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.




Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)




Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.




Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!




(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)




Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?




Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!




Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!




CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!




Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.




(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)




Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.






Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?




Basketballgirl: NOW!




( BLUBER COMES.)




Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Blubberflubber24: Okay.






Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.




END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53

Crazy

by candylover51 and cutie#1





Yeah, I've been trying to be cool

yeah

It doesn’t matter if I'm right

or I am not

You can be one of us

all you have to do is this

You gotta'

you gotta

be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy



Yeah, I've been looking for you

for you

for you

all over the world.

I think you’ve been hiding, hiding

hiding.

I can be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.



You cant be in our group if your lazy

You can be in our group if you're crazy



You gotta be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

Crazy

by candylover51 and cutie#1





Yeah, I've been trying to be cool

yeah

It doesn’t matter if I'm right

or I am not

You can be one of us

all you have to do is this

You gotta'

you gotta

be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy



Yeah, I've been looking for you

for you

for you

all over the world.

I think you’ve been hiding, hiding

hiding.

I can be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.



You cant be in our group if your lazy

You can be in our group if you're crazy



You gotta be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER







LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!





TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!





LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.





TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!





*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *





NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS





TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!





LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.





TRINDA: WHATEVER





TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.





NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?





TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .





(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)





LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!





NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.







TRINDA & LINDA: WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!





(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)





TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!





NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!





(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)





TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.





TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!





LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!





TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.





TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?





TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….





(3 HOURS LATER.)





(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)





TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?





TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!





LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….





TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….





HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.





LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!





TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!





EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!





TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!





NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….





TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!





(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)





TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!





HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!





EVERYONE: WHAT!?





HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"







BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?







LINDA: HOBO?





BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!





BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER







LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!





TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!





LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.





TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!





*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *





NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS





TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!





LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.





TRINDA: WHATEVER





TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.





NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?





TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .





(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)





LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!





NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.







TRINDA & LINDA: WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!





(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)





TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!





NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!





(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)





TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.





TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!





LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!





TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.





TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?





TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….





(3 HOURS LATER.)





(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)





TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?





TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!





LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….





TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….





HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.





LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!





TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!





EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!





TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!





NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….





TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!





(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)





TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!





HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!





EVERYONE: WHAT!?





HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"







BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?







LINDA: HOBO?





BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!





BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER





 

LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!



 



TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!



 



LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.



 



TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!





*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *



 



NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS



 



TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!



 



LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.



 



TRINDA: WHATEVER



 



TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.



 



NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?



 



TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .



 



(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)



 



LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!



 



NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.



 





TRINDA & LINDA:  WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!



 



(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)



 



TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!



 



NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!



 



(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)



 



TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.



 



TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!



 



LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!



 



TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.



 



TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?



 



TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….



                       



(3 HOURS LATER.)



 



(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)



 



TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?



 



TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!



 



LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….



 



TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….



 



HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.



 



LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!



 



TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!



 



EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!



 



TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!



 



NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….



 



TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!



 



(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)



 



TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!



 



HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!



 



EVERYONE: WHAT!?



 



HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"





 



BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?



 





LINDA: HOBO?



 



BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!



 



BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

High School Musical: The Bloopers



Host: Hi! I’m Frank Bergerminsteinminstein, and I’m going to show you some leaked footage from the THREE High School Musical tryouts! Enjoy!



Blooper One



Judge: Hello! What’s your name?



Guy: My name is Bob Jones. I live on 1234 Street St. in Pennsylvania, Kentucky.



Judge: OK, Bob. What role are you trying out for?



Bob: Whatever guy that stupid Zefron dude was trying out for!



Judge: OK, I’ll start the song for you. What time is it?



Bob: Its uhhhh. Sorry, forgot my watch today.



Judge: NEXT!



(Bob runs away crying.)



Blooper Two



Judge: Well, it looks like no one else is trying out, so I will go home now.



Guy: Wait, I’m here!



Judge: Not another weirdo! OK, what’s your name?



Guy: My name is Freddy Fluffy!



Judge: OK, what are you are going to do for us today?



Freddy: DANCE!



(Freddy starts failing randomly.)



Judge: OK, you did pretty well, but you stunk up this place!



Bob: So I made it?!



Judge: NO!



Blooper Three



Judge: NEXT! NEXT!



Guy: Sorry I’m late! I just ran here from Italy!



Judge: Why didn’t you just take a boat or a plane?!



Guy: Can I just try out already?



Judge: OK, first I need to know your name.



Guy: My name is Mario!



Judge: Like from the game?



Mario: What game?



Judge: Whatever. What are you going to do for us today?



Mario: DANCE! (Starts dancing)



Judge: That was good, but I can’t let you in.



Mario: Why not?



Judge: Too many dancers.



(Mario starts walking away)



Judge: Wait Mario!



Mario: What?



Judge: Call me!



Mario: Hokay!



Blooper Four



Girl (on phone): FINE!



Judge: What was that about?



Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me!



Judge: I’m sorry about that, but are you auditioning?



Girl: YES!



Judge: Name please.



Girl: My name is Skyler Popsiclestick!



Judge: Ok, then. . . .Who would you like to try out for?



Skyler: Sharpay!



Judge: Show me what you got, girl!



Skyler: Ok, here I go!

Yeah we're gonna'

Bop bop bop bop to the top

Slip and slide and ride that rhythm

Jump and pop pop till we drop! 5, 6, 7, 8!



(Really weird noise)



Ow! I think I broke a nail! Anyway, I’ll read from the script. . . .



Judge: No, I’ve seen enough. . . .



Skyler: So I made it?!?



Judge: Let me think about it. . . .



(Skyler starts crying.)



Judge: Fine, you made it!



Skyler: What? Now, losers!?





Blooper Five



Judge: Name!



Girl: Nicole Headset!



Judge: Lots of weird names today, especially Skyler Popsiclestick!



Skyler: HEY! THAT'S SO MEAN!



Judge: Leave!



Skyler: Fine!



Nicole: I am trying out for the role of Gabe!



Judge: I think it’s Gabriella?



Nicole: Whatever.



Judge: You can start now.



Nicole:

I like butter on my bagels, with a side of turkey,

I like to play with my noodles with the parmesan cheese!

They look great in pink dresses,

So do me!



Judge: You made iT. see ya' later!





Blooper Six



Judge: Last call for auditions!



Guy: I’m here!



Judge: Oh, No, here we go again.



Guy: My name is Fart McFartfart!



Judge: Great. . . .Well, sing!



Fart:

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high,

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a lullaby



Judge: NEXT!



(Fart starts crying.)



Blooper Seven



Nicole: HE’S MINE!



Skyler: No he’s mine!



Nicole: MINE!



Skyler: HE’S NOT THAT CUTE ANYWAY, YOU CAN HAVE HIM!



Frank: We know you like it!



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42



Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 60

 



HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION


 


1.      GET EGGS


2.      CRACK THEM IN A BOWL


3.           PUT SOME MILK IN THE BOWL


4.          GET A FORK AND STIR IT UNTIL THE BUBBLES ARE OUT AND ALL THE LINES ARE OUT.


5.          IF YOU HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED STOVE, PUT THE HEAT ON


6. IF YOU HAVE A NEW ONE, PUT THE HEAT ON HIGH.


7.          GET A SMALL PAN LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DAD'S HAND


8.           POUR THE EGGS IN


9.           PUSH THE EGGS TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE PAN WITH A SPATULA AND PRESS DOWN ON THEM AND MAKE THEM GO ALL OVER THE PAN IN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE.


10.         WAIT TWO MINUTES AND TAKE A PLATE AND THE PAN. TURN THE PAN UPSIDE DOWN ON THE PLATE. PUT THE EGGS ON THE PLATE. PUT THE PAN ON THE STOVE. SLIDE THE EGGS OFF THE PLATE ONTO THE PAN.


10.   WAIT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES AND WHEN IT IS DONE, PUT IT OUT ON THE PLATE AND...


 


BAM! YOU HAVE EGG PIE.


 


11.        COMMENT


 


12.     TELL ME WHAT MY NEXT “HOW TO” SHOULD BE.

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 60



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

The Three Queens Travel the Classroom!



Staring:

Narrator: sharkman

Queen Fifi: basketballgirl

Queen Mosic: horsebackrider#1

Queen Gee: horse29

Ripper: Cat



Narrator

The three queens travel the world looking for the golden cat named Ripper. They search day and night, and they will hopefully find the cat.



Queen Fifi

Have you found the cat yet my queenies?



Queen Mosic

Not yet, all I found was a person without a body!



Queen Gee

Is it, like, safe? Hey, like, I think I found it! Is it, like, supposed to be, like, this? Or, like, did it have spinach last night?



Queen Mosic

I think it did!



Queen Fifi

I can’t find it!



Queen Gee

Hey! Like I think I, like, got it! Is it supposed to, like, have white sticking out the top?



Queen Mosic

Ya, I think so!



Queen Fifi

Let's keep searching. I don’t think it is the gold cat.



Queen Gee

I think I really found it this time, and I found its head.



Queen Fifi

No, I bet it’s one of the junky old things you keep finding that you call a golden cat.



Queen Mosic

No, I really think she found it!



Queen Gee

Ya, come, like, look and, like, check it out.



Queen Gee and Queen Mosic (chanting): We found it.



Queen Fifi

Girls, girls, be quiet. Let me see the name tag on the cat.



Queen Gee Queen Mosic (chanting):

Is it the right one?



Queen Fifi

Fine, girls, go home now. We have FAILED our mission. This cat’s name is Duke. See you all next year.

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

The Three Queens Travel the Classroom!



Staring:

Narrator: sharkman

Queen Fifi: basketballgirl

Queen Mosic: horsebackrider#1

Queen Gee: horse29

Ripper: Cat



Narrator

The three queens travel the world looking for the golden cat named Ripper. They search day and night, and they will hopefully find the cat.



Queen Fifi

Have you found the cat yet my queenies?



Queen Mosic

Not yet, all I found was a person without a body!



Queen Gee

Is it, like, safe? Hey, like, I think I found it! Is it, like, supposed to be, like, this? Or, like, did it have spinach last night?



Queen Mosic

I think it did!



Queen Fifi

I can’t find it!



Queen Gee

Hey! Like I think I, like, got it! Is it supposed to, like, have white sticking out the top?



Queen Mosic

Ya, I think so!



Queen Fifi

Let's keep searching. I don’t think it is the gold cat.



Queen Gee

I think I really found it this time, and I found its head.



Queen Fifi

No, I bet it’s one of the junky old things you keep finding that you call a golden cat.



Queen Mosic

No, I really think she found it!



Queen Gee

Ya, come, like, look and, like, check it out.



Queen Gee and Queen Mosic (chanting): We found it.



Queen Fifi

Girls, girls, be quiet. Let me see the name tag on the cat.



Queen Gee Queen Mosic (chanting):

Is it the right one?



Queen Fifi

Fine, girls, go home now. We have FAILED our mission. This cat’s name is Duke. See you all next year.

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 64

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 64



Article posted March 5, 2012 at 10:27 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

MONKEYFREAK#1 Favorites



 



Favorite show(s): Wipeout! I Shouldn’t be Alive, and Call of the Wildman



Least favorite Show: Shake It Up and Phineas and Ferb



Favorite color(s): blue, neon pink, and purple



Least favorite color(s): brown, orange, and yellow



Favorite book: the Fire Within



Least favorite book: Trolls Eye View



Favorite store:  Justice



Least favorite store: Macy’s



Favorite Animal: MONKEY!



Least favorite animal: cats



Favorite food: pepian (a Spanish food)



Least favorite food: Spinach

Article posted March 5, 2012 at 10:27 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51



Article posted March 1, 2012 at 08:44 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/Harry%20Potter%20PowerPointshow.pps

Article posted March 1, 2012 at 08:44 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45



Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

The 2 Girls Who Point Out the Obvious at School



Starring:


Leah: basketballgirl


Mia: pbandj23


Gordon: sharkman


Filly: lmmo




 


Gordon


Leah and Mia at the lunch table….


 


Mia


You just spilled milk all over….


 


Leah


On your clothes and it's picture day!


 


Filly


Is that not obvious? And do you always do that with your sentences, one finishes the other?


 


Leah


Yes we….


 


Mia


Do, a lot!


 


Gordon:


Leah and Mia drinking water in the desert….


 


 


Leah


You’re in the middle of the deseret….


 


Mia


And you don’t have any water and might die of thirst!


 


Filly


Can I have some water?


 


Mia and Leah


No, don’t think about it!


 


Gordon


Leah and Mia at the beach….


 


Leah


You’re as red as a red thing!


 


Mia


I think you're sunburn!


 


Filly


Thanks?


 


Mia and Leah


You're welcome!  

Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58



Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

Ok, People, I will from now on change my website color monthly. So comment if you want me to change it!

Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49



Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

Red Rigby! [LINK]" o:href="http://www.fulton.k12.ky.us/new-atc/11-12%20student%20pages/mcdowell/projectfolder/homepics/home1.png" gain="2147483647f">



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White Finn!


 


 


 

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Article posted March 1, 2012 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

I went to Buhler. The Buhler center was from the Challenger mission that exploded in 1986. The place is called Buhler because a man gave a lot of money to remember the astronauts, who died in the mission. We had a successful mission. It was hard.



There was a lot of technology. It is hard to control the robot. You have to be careful with the chemicals. You have to listen carefully.



I was part of the ISO team. I had to control the robot arm and collect cards from other teams.



I learned to be careful with the chemicals.



It was very hard to control the robot.

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

 If school plays are real



Civil war



One guy: Die! Die all of you! Just die! Die! I will tear you to shreds!


Another guy: No, YOU die, you lazy bag!


Another guy: Violence is never the answer.


One guy: Shut up, Julio!


Another guy: Ricardo, I thought we were friends?


One guy: Not any more, Julio. We are in war.


 


Wizard of Oz


Dorothy: Ahhhhh!


Scarecrow: Oh, my, it’s a lion!


Tinman: I think my tin pants are a little rusty.


Scarecrow: Shut up!


 


Baseball mania


A nerdy kid: Wait, wait, I thought this was a school play.


Cool kid: No, man, this is a baseball game. You could be the catcher.


 A nerdy kid: That sounds fun. Where is the equipment and the glove?


Cool kid: Don’t you watch baseball? There is no equipment. I will throw the ball as hard as I can to you and….


A nerdy kid: Ouch! That hurt!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

We Have a Catch Phrase



I, SenorGummyWorm, and Dora-Terminator are going to make up a catch phrase. We thought that since Smosh has one we think we should have one. So we will tell you when we have one!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:49 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Try the Yummy Deserts and Breafasts crossword!



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Made with Hot Potatoes!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

Click below to try the Animal Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

Click below to try the Animal Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes!

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Click here to see the Sports PowerPoint:

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Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:45 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

Go Home



I want to run


I don’t want to keep the walls that lock me inside


I want to see the world


And some bright lights


 


I’m in a black hole,


It’s dark in here


Someone get me out


 


Have you every been


Alone for so long


Did you every have


The feeling of loneliness


Did you every have to


Stay away from home


Did you every wonder


Why?


 


I want to run


I don’t want to keep the walls that lock me inside


I want to see the world


And some bright lights


 


I’m in a black hole,


It’s dark in here


Someone get me out


 


I want to go home


I want to be free


So let me be!

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Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

 How to keep your iPhone away from yoursister



 



1.      If she is in high school, go to her cell phone.



2.      Pick her cell phone up.



3.      Put your pointer finger on one of the long sides. Put your thumb on the bottom.



4.      Do you know how to skim rocks at the beach? It you do, get in the position that you would skim it in.



5.      Chuck the phone at her shin. If this works, you have succeeded. If it does not, run into her room and lock the door.



6.      Comment on this piece and give me some tips on what I should write for my next “How To.”

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Article posted February 27, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

Listen! Epic face is over! 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Article posted February 21, 2012 at 03:30 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

All About BieberHairFlip42

Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Movie: Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Favorite Video Game: MW3

Favorite Video Game Character: Frost

Friends on Webpage: BieberHairFlip41

Favorite Song: Eye of the Tiger



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Article posted February 18, 2012 at 11:47 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 61

Favorite thing to do: Playing video games.

Talents: Playing “Someone Like You” on piano and playing drums.

Favorite video game: Modern Warfare 3

Favorite band: Black Veil Brides

Favorite song: Perfect Weapon

Favorite YouTube artist: Smosh

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Article posted February 17, 2012 at 09:37 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

 All about SenorGummyWorm



By: SenorGummyWorm



 





Favorite colors: Green and Turquoise  



Favorite TV Show: Regular Show



Favorite Sports: Soccer and Football



Favorite Movie: Toy Story 1-3



Best Friend on Webpage: EVERYONE!



Best Thing in life: Having Brothers!



Worst thing in life: Fracturing my elbow.

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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 02:05 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

This is what I look like when I stare!

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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:55 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

The LMMO Blog

Hi, everybody! I’m back! Sorry, all I’ve been doing is talking about BIG BLUE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! All those Jets fans are so jealous especially ShamefulCloud!



OK, next up. It’s LIN-SANITY! All people are saying now is “Jeremy Lin”! Ever since head coach Mike D’Antoni said “Hey you, 17, go in,” he has never looked back.



Finally, do you guys like Health Class? Leave me your comments about this disturbing class!

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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53

 The Human Dictionary Part 1



By: Senor Gummy Worm, Shark Attack 17, Toasteroven44 and BeiberHairFlip42


 


Toasteroven44: Hey, everybody, there’s a new product in town. And it’s called the human dictionary!


 


(Toasteroven44 picks up SGW and puts him on his lap.)


 


Toasteroven44: I’ll show you how it works! Define the word crazy.


 


SGW: Crazy means dog!


 


Toasteroven44: Exactly! This is not a scam just to get your money!


 


Toasteroven44: Hey, you two guys? Come over here and test my product!


 


SA17: Umm, ok….


 


Toasteroven44: “Say something!”


 


Beiberhairflip42: Define the word apple.


 


SGW: 6!


 


Beiberhairflip42: What? That makes no sense!


 


Toasteroven44: Yep!


 


SA17: Define the word hello.


 


SGW: Pineapple!


 


Toasteroven44: How many do you want?


 


Both: 4!


 


Toasteroven44: That will be $40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Cash or credit?


 


THE END

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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:35 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

The Human Dictionary Part 1



By: Senor Gummy Worm, Shark Attack 17, Toasteroven44 and BeiberHairFlip42




Toasteroven44: Hey, everybody, there’s a new product in town. And it’s called the human dictionary!




(Toasteroven44 picks up SGW and puts him on his lap.)




Toasteroven44: I’ll show you how it works! Define the word crazy.




SGW: Crazy means dog!




Toasteroven44: Exactly! This is not a scam just to get your money!




Toasteroven44: Hey, you two guys? Come over here and test my product!




SA17: Umm, ok….




Toasteroven44: “Say something!”




Beiberhairflip42: Define the word apple.




SGW: 6!




Beiberhairflip42: What? That makes no sense!




Toasteroven44: Yep!




SA17: Define the word hello.




SGW: Pineapple!




Toasteroven44: How many do you want?




Both: 4!




Toasteroven44: That will be $40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Cash or credit?




THE END

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Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

1. Think of something you like. For example, Broadway shows and musicals. Whatever you want.



2. Turn any way you want to. I prefer turning towards the door because you can see and here everything out side your bedroom.



3. Do not be disgusting right before you are about to go to bed. If you pick your nose and fall asleep, right after you pick your nose you will wake up the next morning with snot in you hair.



4. Feeling like going to sleep is your favorite thing in the world even though it is probably not. If it is, why are you watching my show?



5. Remember what I said in step 1? Do what you did in step 1, but do not think it. Do it. Wait until your parents yell at you. If they yell, you are amazing at this. If they don’t, I’m sorry but you failed.



6.Since you did all of this you get so tired and you just fall asleep and you are done.

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Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39

Interviewing PurpleRockStar



1: Hello and welcome to the interview with PurpleRockStar.

Let me welcome her to her interview that she did not pay for.



PurpleRockStar: Well, hello, and I did pay I just did not pay you.



1: What?! Then who did you pay?



PurpleRockStar: Him, the person with the camera.



1: Why him? All he does is move the camera.



PurpleRockStar: I did that because you were being pushy.



1: OK, let’s get back to the interview. What is your favorite color?



PurpleRockStar: It is purple



1: What is your favorite book?



PurpleRockStar: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever.



1: What is your favorite sport?



PurpleRockStar: Basketball



1: What is your favorite thing to do with your family?



PurpleRockStar: Play Black Jack.



1: And the last question is What is your favorite topping on cake?



Purple: Vanilla icing.



1: Well, bye.



Purple: Bye.

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Article posted February 10, 2012 at 12:46 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

Last Manning Standing 2



Madden: Welcome back to the newest edition to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host John Madden, and here are today's contestants. We have former winner Eli Manning and his dad Archie!



Archie: I’m so old!



Eli: You bet you are!



Random audience fan: Somebody throw a flag!



Madden: OH, MY BURGER KING! I THOUGHT WE SHOT HIM DOWN LAST TIME! GUARDS! YOU NEED TO DRINK SOME FIVE HOUR ENERGY!



Security: All right! all right!



Random audience fan: I shall sue you all!



Archie: You’re so funny. like you can sue me!



President: I’m sorry, sir, but this man has the right to sue you for one million dollars.



Archie: No, he doesn’t! I shall sue him for one million dollars for disagreeing that I am old!



Eli: Guys, break it up! Here you go. this is one million dollars that I won last time on this show.



Random audience fan: Yay! But I still hate your father!



Madden: OK. You guys go sit back down, and we will start the questions.



Eli, Archie: Finally!



Madden: OK, question one. What team does Peyton play for?



Eli: Colts!



Archie (starts falling asleep): What!



Madden: That question goes to Eli even though you fell asleep!



Archie: Oldies rock!



Madden: This just isn’t working out.



(Commercial Break)



Madden: We are back from the commercial and we have decided to give that fan a chance to win one million dollars!



Random audience fan: Whoohoooooo!



Archie: Whatever. As long as I’m still old.



Madden: This will never end so we are just going to end this dancing!



(Everybody starts dancing.)



Vice President: What are you guys doing?!



Eli: Dancing!



Vice President: Can I join?



Archie: Sure!



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Article posted February 9, 2012 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

Who would win? Harry Potter or Mordacai?








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Article posted February 7, 2012 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

The Man on a Horse

Narrator: LMMO

Man: BlubberFlubber

Horse:PB&J



Narrator

One day there was a man and a horse. They played with each other. But one day the horse got really mad at the man for no reason!



Horse

Die, loser!



(Horse flips over man.)



Man

Noooooooooooo!!!!



Narrator

Happily, the man died



Man

Hey!



Narrator

I thought you were dead!



Man

Not any more. I’m freeeee!



(Man jumps off cliff.)



Narrator

There. Now he’s dead! That night a funeral was held in the man’s honor. No one showed up.



Horse

Haha!



Narrator

The end. And, yes, horses can talk.



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Article posted February 6, 2012 at 06:50 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

Horses are many different colors and look different in many ways, but they all have the same body parts.





Those are the parts of a horses body!



Here are horses that look different but have the same body parts.

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Article posted February 6, 2012 at 04:01 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 99

I love the Yankees. They are my favorite baseball team. For a long time I wanted to go to a game. And one day it finally happened.



It was a warm day in August. I woke up and came downstairs for breakfast. The day went on as my normal day would, and then I saw it. Was I seeing things? Was I reading wrong? Was I dreaming?



I walked closer to my bed. On it was a piece of paper. It said:



This is your ticket. New York vs. Tampa Bay.



I ran downstairs. Was this real?



“Oh, my goodness! Thank you!” I told my parents.



“You’re welcome,” they said.



I was speechless. I didn’t know what to say. I ran outside and told my brother. We were amazed and filled with joy. We had never gone to a Yankees game before. What would it be like?



An hour later we were walking into Yankee Stadium. Someone stopped us, “Are there four of you?” said a stranger. “I have four tickets for seats that are better than yours,” he continued. “ Do you want them for free? I am Michael and this is Julia”



“Sure,” said my dad.



We followed Michael and Julia through the Legend Suits. There was a huge buffet with loads of free food. I couldn’t believe it. WOW! As we were walking down, we kept getting closer. Where were we sitting? We were sitting in the second row! I got to put my hand on the dugout.



That was the best game ever even if the Yankees did lose. It was so much fun. I will never be to another game like that in my life, but I will always remember my first Yankees game ever.

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Article posted February 2, 2012 at 10:32 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

Ashleys Bad Day



a picure of ashley

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Ashleys Bad Day



a picure of ashley

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Article posted January 27, 2012 at 12:53 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

HOBO SONG



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



WE WASH OUR HAIR WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD,



WE EAT CLIPBOARDS AND CUTLET PENCILS.



 



 H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



We sleep IN alleys with poison rattle snakes,



We nap with garbage cans above our heads.



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



WE WALK THE STREETS WITH PLASTIC PAMPERS,



WE GO AND EAT OUT AT THE DUMPSTERS.



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





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Article posted January 27, 2012 at 12:52 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

HOBO SONG





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





WE WASH OUR HAIR WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD,



WE EAT CLIPBOARDS AND CUTLET PENCILS.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





We sleep IN alleys with poison rattle snakes,



We nap with garbage cans above our heads.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





WE WALK THE STREETS WITH PLASTIC PAMPERS,



WE GO AND EAT OUT AT THE DUMPSTERS.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:14 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Last Manning Standing



Madden: Welcome to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host, John Madden. And here are our contestants! Today we have the Manning brothers Peyton and Eli! Welcome, guys!



Eli: Hello!



(Peyton has really stupid face.)



Madden: OK, that was a little disturbing. . .But now it's question time!



(Random audience fan runs onto stage making random noises.)



Madden: Question one. What stadium is Super Bowl XLVI (46) going to be in?



Eli: Peyton’s stadium.



Peyton: Aloha Stadium.



Madden: That question goes to Eli! This year’s Super Bowl will be played in Indianapolis.



Eli: Yay!



Random audience fan: Boo Packers!



Madden: Somebody call security!



Peyton: Next question!



Madden: OK, what two te-



(Random audience fan starts doing the discount double check.)



Madden: I thought we called security!



Eli: NEXT QUESTION!



Madden: OK, OK, What two teams play in the Pro Bowl?



Peyton: NFC and AFC



Eli: Me!



Madden: That question goes to Peyton. You do not play by yourself in the Pro Bowl, Eli!



Eli: awwwwwwwww



(Random audience fan makes random noises.)



Madden: OMG! I thought we called security! Looks like we will have to go to commercial.



(Commercial break.)



Madden: OK, we're back for the final round. Whoever answers this question will win. . .one million dollars! No pressure, guys!



Eli: Thanks!



Peyton: I’m gonna' win! I’m gonna' win!



Madden: OK, what team did your dad play for?



Eli: Saints!



Peyton: Rams!



Madden: Guess what, Peyton? You just won. . .nothing! Eli, you just won one million dollars!



Eli: OMG!



Madden: Join us next time with Eli and his dad Archie!



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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 78

Hey, guys! Wuz' up? Anyway, in two weeks Mamaroneck Avenue School will have its school play, “Fiddler on The Roof.” I will be in this play myself. LMMO and Bieberhairflip41 will also be it! And afterwords, we’ll go to Mollys Spillane's! So if you want to meet me in person, come to this play!

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed



Brother: blubberflubber



Mother: basketballgirl



Dad: shamefulcloud



Good sister, Julianne: candylover51



Grandma: pbanj23



House cleaner: horsebackrider1



Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm



Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan)







Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums!



Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?!



Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work.



Grandma: OK, honey!



Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg.



Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well!



House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best!



Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?!



Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy?



Mom: Yes, I put one just for you.



Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha!



Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo!



Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry!



Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?!



Juliana (crying): That was so mean.



Narrator: Finally they went to school.



(Later)



NArrator: Then they finished school.



Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun.



Nathan: Do it and I'll tell.



(Juliana makes a puppy face.)



Nathan: I surrender.



(Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.)



Nathan: I'm running home to tell!



Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one!



Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work.



Mom: Hi, kids!



Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun!



Mom: Is that true Juliana?



Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened!



Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon.



Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble!



Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon.



Mom: I will use my secret weapon.



(Mom uses secret weapon.)



Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded.



Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds.



Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein.



Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein.



Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded.



Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did.



Nathan: Yeah! Haha!



Mom: Do you want to be grounded too?



Nathan: No, mommy.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 93

The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed



Brother: blubberflubber



Mother: basketballgirl



Dad: shamefulcloud



Good sister, Julianne: candylover51



Grandma: pbanj23



House cleaner: horsebackrider1



Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm



Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan)







Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums!



Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?!



Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work.



Grandma: OK, honey!



Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg.



Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well!



House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best!



Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?!



Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy?



Mom: Yes, I put one just for you.



Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha!



Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo!



Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry!



Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?!



Juliana (crying): That was so mean.



Narrator: Finally they went to school.



(Later)



NArrator: Then they finished school.



Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun.



Nathan: Do it and I'll tell.



(Juliana makes a puppy face.)



Nathan: I surrender.



(Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.)



Nathan: I'm running home to tell!



Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one!



Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work.



Mom: Hi, kids!



Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun!



Mom: Is that true Juliana?



Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened!



Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon.



Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble!



Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon.



Mom: I will use my secret weapon.



(Mom uses secret weapon.)



Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded.



Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds.



Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein.



Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein.



Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded.



Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did.



Nathan: Yeah! Haha!



Mom: Do you want to be grounded too?



Nathan: No, mommy.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 845

boywhoneverwantedtogotobed



The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed



Brother: blubberflubber



Mother: basketballgirl



Dad: shamefulcloud



Good sister, Julianne: candylover51



Grandma: pbanj23



House cleaner: horsebackrider1



Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm



Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan)







Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums!



Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?!



Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work.



Grandma: OK, honey!



Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg.



Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well!



House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best!



Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?!



Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy?



Mom: Yes, I put one just for you.



Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha!



Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo!



Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry!



Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?!



Juliana (crying): That was so mean.



Narrator: Finally they went to school.



(Later)



NArrator: Then they finished school.



Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun.



Nathan: Do it and I'll tell.



(Juliana makes a puppy face.)



Nathan: I surrender.



(Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.)



Nathan: I'm running home to tell!



Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one!



Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work.



Mom: Hi, kids!



Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun!



Mom: Is that true Juliana?



Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened!



Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon.



Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble!



Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon.



Mom: I will use my secret weapon.



(Mom uses secret weapon.)



Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded.



Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds.



Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein.



Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein.



Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded.



Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did.



Nathan: Yeah! Haha!



Mom: Do you want to be grounded too?



Nathan: No, mommy.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 74

The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed Brother: blubberflubber Mother: basketballgirl Dad: shamefulcloud Good sister, Julianne: candylover51 Grandma: pbanj23 House cleaner: horsebackrider1 Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan) Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums! Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?! Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work. Grandma: OK, honey! Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg. Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well! House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best! Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?! Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy? Mom: Yes, I put one just for you. Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha! Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo! Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry! Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?! Juliana (crying): That was so mean. Narrator: Finally they went to school. (Later) NArrator: Then they finished school. Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun. Nathan: Do it and I'll tell. (Juliana makes a puppy face.) Nathan: I surrender. (Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.) Nathan: I'm running home to tell! Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one! Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work. Mom: Hi, kids! Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun! Mom: Is that true Juliana? Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened! Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon. Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble! Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon. Mom: I will use my secret weapon. (Mom uses secret weapon.) Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded. Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds. Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein. Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein. Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded. Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did. Nathan: Yeah! Haha! Mom: Do you want to be grounded too? Nathan: No, mommy.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

The annoying girl who wrote a story about a girl in a red dress

that was stalking her

until she moved away to Spain to start a new living in a supper market

and five days after

moved away

the girl in the red dress was back

and she brought her best friend

named gusting mayflower

who was the girl's childhood friend

and they became the best of friends again

and the crazy girl in the red dress went to jail

because she was stalking the girl

and the girl in the red dresse's mother said she was going to sue for a strange reason

and it wound up that she went to jail too

and the girl and gusting moved back to Idaho and lived happily ever after

while the girl in the red dress

lived in a small room

with her mother

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

HOW TO TALK VIC3NT3



HI=BA



BYE=JUMBO



WANT= MUSHI



I=E



ICE CREAM= GAGA



BOY= HAHA



HA=LOL



MOM=MA



DAD=DA



SCOOL=PAC



RULES= DUEL



DIDN’T=DODONT



WHAT=PLA



MUSIC=LAMALAY



PUNCH=PUPT



ROBLOX=COM



MONEY=CHACHA



CHINESE=SPANISH AMUTEAR



SCARY= *YELL*



COMPUTER= BUKE

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66

Lazyman117 Lists Good Movies



1.Megamind



2.Shrek 1,2,3,and4



3.Harry Potter Years 1-7 part 2



4.Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension.



5.Beetle Juice (You might want to close your eyes at some parts.)



6. Marley and Me.



7. The Simpsons Movie.



8. Holes.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

The Adventure with Purple Rock Star 2



Purple: What should I do today?



Sinister: Why don’t we spy on the children?



Lmmo: Don’t spy on us



Purple: Why not?



Lmmo: That’s just creepy, that’s why.



Purple: So what about it is not weird?



Lmmo: Yes it is.



Purple: No it’s not.



Lmmo: YES IT IS LADY SO STOP TALKING TO ME!



Purple: Yeesh, he is a wild one, sinisterbunny.



Sinister: Oh, yes it is, master.



Both purple and sinister: Hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa!

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 06:11 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 74

Go to the harbor on may 20th to see me and my band perform for a huge walkathon for cancer!

Article posted January 25, 2012 at 06:11 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 74



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 11:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Banana Man 2



Toast: Hey, WHAT'S up banana friends.



1: I didn’t even cue you.



Dora: Hey, guys, I saw him coming without someone saying anything so I thought I should have come in.



Narrator: I wonder why they're coming in?



1: Doraterminator just said why he came in, and I think bananaman came in to annoy me.



Toast: Yup, Bananas.



Dora: What about bananas?



1: Really this feels like the first interview which was terrible.



Lmmo: Hey, guys, I got some fresh air from outside.



1: Who invited you?



Lmmo: Them.



1: Who is "them"?



Toast: Me.



Lmmo: Yup, you are right bananaman.



1: How did you know that is bananaman. He is great at wearing totally different clothing. Or was he lying to me? Are you bananaman? Huh?



Toast: Bananas.



1: That does not work on me anymore now bananaman.



Lmmo: So why don’t you punish him later on so we can get through this interview with him instead of killing him?



1: Never. I’m going to make him regret bringing you.



Lmmo: Just leave him alone.



1: SO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU INSTEAD OF HIM?



Lmmo: Nevermind. . . .



banana man

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:27 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 53

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 80

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58

THE RANDOM SHOW! WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



HOST: CUTIENUMBER1

TWINS: CANDYLOVER51

WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL

DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM

BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB





CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL!



CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.



TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM, I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN.



CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU?



TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT! SORRY FOR THAT INTERRUPTION. . . .



TWINS: HOWDY!



(LICK LICK.)



CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN?!



TWINS: WE JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TX!



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS.



CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES, THE HILARIOUS AND LAZY. . . .SENORGUMMYWORM!



SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?!



CUTIENUMBER1:WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?



SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED WOMAN. CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED.



CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED.



SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK



(READS BOOK.)



SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1:YOU CAN GO NOW.



CUTIENUMER1 NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANANA!



TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY!



BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA.



THE END

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

2012 The End of World



According to the Mayans and Michele Coe, the world will end in 2012. Signs that the world will end is when it is raining milk, war, and disease.



If it was to happen here is a video to survive it:



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

The Adventure with PurpleRockstar



Purple: What should we do today, sinisterbunny?



Sinister: What about inspecting the people on the computers?



Purple: OK, so what about this girl?



Sinister: OK, let me go ask her. Girl, can we talk to you for a little while because my master says we should see what you are up to?



(Girl responds.)



Sinister: Thank you, come over here master



Purple: What do you like to type about?



(Girl responds.)



(Purple comments back about what she said.)



(Girl responds.)



Purple: Can we interview some one else for a change instead of a girl who actually has something good to type or checking out a website?



Sinister: OK, so what about him?



Purple: Sure, we don’t have anybody else to interview and it looks cool what he’s doing.



Sinister: Sir, can we interview you?



(Guy responds.)



Sinister: Thank you.



Purple: So, whatcha' doin'?



(Guy responds.)



Purple: That’s so cool, even cooler what she said.



Narrator: Well, that’s the end of their adventure.



purple rockstar picture

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Count to 500

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Favorite Things Parody



Buggers on noses

and wrinkles on kittens

Dull Wobble kettles

and fat paper mittens

Puke paper packages

tied up with green

These are a few of my favorite things



Cream colored chickens

and crisp apple poodles

Doorbells and death bells

and fat pigs with noodles

Wild geese that fly with their poop on their beaks

These are a few of my favorite things



Boys in pink dresses

with beige satin sashes

Throw up that stays on my neck and eyelashes

Silver white pickles

that melt into pink

These are a few of my favorite things



When the cat purrs,

When my legs itch,

When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 09:50 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

Favorite Things Parody



Buggers on noses and wrinkles on kittens



Dull Wobble kettles and fat paper mittens



Puke paper packages tied up with green



These are a few of my favorite things



Cream colored chickens and crisp apple poodles



Doorbells and death bells and fat pigs with noodles



Wild geese that fly with their poop on their beaks



These are a few of my favorite things



Boys in pink dresses with beige satin sashes



Throw up that stays on my neck and eyelashes



Silver white pickles that melt into pink



These are a few of my favorite things



When the cat purrs,



When my legs itch,



When I'm feeling sad,



I simply remember my favorite things,



And then I don't feel so bad



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Article posted January 24, 2012 at 08:47 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 37

Try the TreatsW Crossword!



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Made with HotPotatoes.

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Article posted January 24, 2012 at 08:45 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Try the Confusion Crossword!



[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

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Article posted January 24, 2012 at 02:32 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57

Top 5 BEST dances in the NFL:

5. CLAY MATHEWS

4. TIM TEBOW

3. B.J RAJI

2. ARRON ROJJERS

1. VICTOR CRUZ

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

Parody to the Cable Commercial



When you are a rapper and EMEINEM sees you reading he says, “You a bad rapper.

A bad rapper.”



When he says you’re a bad rapper, you challenge him to a rap off.



When you challenge him to a rap off, he crushes you with his hit song, "Lose Your Self(Clean)."



When he beats you so bad, your fans start to hate you.



When your fans start to hate you, you lose your carreer.



When you lose your carreer, you loose your million acre beach house.



When you loose your million acre beach house, people think you are a wimp.



When people think you are a wimp, they want to see how wimpy you are.



When they want to see how wimpy you are, they throw you in a hole and cover you with dirt.



Don’t get thrown in a hole and covered with dirt.



Don’t challenge Eminem to a rap off.

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Magic Card Trick



 



(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)



 





Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .



Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?



Girl2: Umm…sure….



Magician: Pick a card, any card.



 



(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.



 



Magician: Is this your card?



Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?



Magician: Uhhh…noo.



Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!



Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!



Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!



(whispering) People these days. . . .



Girl2: I HEARD THAT!  You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.



Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?



Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!



Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!



 



5 Minutes Later



 



Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?



Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!



Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?



Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!



Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….



Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!



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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 59



Magic Card Trick





(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)







Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .



Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?



Girl2: Umm…sure….



Magician: Pick a card, any card.





(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.





Magician: Is this your card?



Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?



Magician: Uhhh…noo.



Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!



Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!



Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!



(whispering) People these days. . . .



Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.



Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?



Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!



Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!





5 Minutes Later





Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?



Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!



Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?



Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!



Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….



Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!



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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67

harry potter

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 70



Magic Card Trick





(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)







Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .



Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?



Girl2: Umm…sure….



Magician: Pick a card, any card.





(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.





Magician: Is this your card?



Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?



Magician: Uhhh…noo.



Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!



Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!



Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!



(whispering) People these days. . . .



Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.



Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?



Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!



Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!





5 Minutes Later





Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?



Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!



Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?



Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!



Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….



Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!



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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 51

Why Are The Jets So Bad?



You ask why the New York Jets are so bad? I will tell you. The two words are:



MARK SANCHEZ!



He is so bad I made a parody about him. It goes like this. . .



OHHHHHH, SOMETIMES MARK SANCHEZ

CRIES LIKE A BABY

YEAH, HE’S ALWAYS CRYIN’ LIEIN’

DIEIN’

ON THE GREEN, GREEN, GREEN GROUND

OHHH, WHEN HE GETS TACKLED

YEAH

NOW YOU KNOW

WHY THE JETS ARE SO BAD!

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 60

Believe In What You Want To Be



“The dot” is about a girl named Vashti who was in art class. On her sheet of paper she had nothing on it! Her teacher said, “Wow, a polar bear in a snow storm.” Vashti said, “I can’t draw, okay.” Then the art teacher told her she can draw, so Vashti made a dot. Then the art teacher said,“Sign it.” The next day Vashti went to art. She saw her art teacher, and above her she saw a picture of her dot framed. It was Vashti’s dot. Then Vashti said, “I can draw a better dot than that.” Then she drew many, many dots, big and small, and they were purple and blue and many other colors! Then it was the art show. Vashti hung her picture of the dot so that all the parents can see all the dots she drew! Then a little boy came up to Vashti and he said, “You’re an artist. I can’t draw,” Then Vashti told the boy to draw a line and then to sign it.



When I reread “the dot” and thought about it more, I thought it was about faith. One person, the art teacher, had faith in Vashti that she can draw. Another person, Vashti, had faith in the little boy. And I bet you that little boy is going to have faith in another person he teaches.



When I thought about “the dot” even more I thought about how I have had faith in myself! When I was eight I used to teach a lot of my cousins how to make things out of clay! I also taught them how to draw. I had faith in them. I think those experiences make me have faith in my self too.



So always have faith in yourself and in others.

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57

Lazyman117.



Favorite Book: Diary of a Wimpy Kid.



Favorite Animal: Dog.



Favorite TV Show: "The Simpsons."



Pets: A goldfish and a yellow Labrador Retriever.



Career: Sleeping, dog watching, and actor.



Hobbies: Playing with dogs, sleeping, and watching TV.

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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 79

CNN Student News is anchored by Carl Azuz. The CNN headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia. They have a different broadcast everyday. Carl likes to end the show with terrible puns. They really stink!



[LINK]



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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 73

Superman



This one is for the men in capes, yeah.



Going up in the air like superman



when he comes and gets my cat, yeah, yeah.



I’ll kiss him on the cheek like Juliet.



And he flies like Appolo 110



and like Ben Ten







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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

“The Other Side” is about a girl named Annie that sits on a fence and always looks at other kids playing. One day she asked if she can play, but the kids said, “No!” On the days that rain, Annie still sits on the fence with her rain jacket on. One day, one of the girls that played on the other side, Clover, asked if she can sit on the fence with her. Annie said yes, and they became friends.



When I reread “The Other Side” I realized it was all about believing in your self. Annie believed she can be friends with Clover, the girl on the other side of the fence. Annie always asked if she can play jump rope with them, and Clover’s friends said no. But Clover did want to play with her. Later, Clover saw Annie sitting on the fence also on rainy days with her rain jacket on. Clover's mom said, “Don’t stare. It is impolite. That is why I got you rainy day toys.” But Clover saw Annie on the fence and asked if she can sit with her. Clover said, “Yes”. After that, Clover and Annie became best friends. So “The Other Side” is really all about believing in your self.



When I thought about “The Other Side” even more, I thought about my own life and how I have believed in myself. When I was small I did not have lots of friends, but I always believed I could get friends if I tried really hard and believed in myself. At pre~k I always introduced myself to other kids. One day a girl named Stephanie asked if she can play with me. I said yes and we became friends.



So no mater what, you should always believe in your self.

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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

Today we are interviewing LazyMan117.



LMMO: So, Mr. Lazy, what inspired you to name yourself "LazyMan117"?



LazyMan117: Well, I’m pretty zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .lazy! The only reason I get out of bed is school.



LMMO: OK, what would you rate yourself on your blog. BE HONEST!



LazyMan117: To be honest, pretty good.



LMMO:

Random Question Time! What do you think of ShamefulCloud?

Well, he can be funny, but in real life he’s. . . .



Interviewer:

Back to the nice stuff. Last Question. Who do you like better: Carl Azuz from CNN Student News or me!



LazyMan117: Definitely you, LMMO! Unlike Carl, your puns aren’t cheesy!



LMMO: OK, that wraps it up for today. Back to you, Carl “Cheesy Puns” Azuz!



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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 09:43 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 64

This is what I look like in the morning!:

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Article posted January 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

NAME THAT LYRIC



KISS ME

Hey, everyone! This is Kiss Me" and Amanda Brown and" welcome to…



BOTH

NAME THAT LYRIC!



AMANDA BROWN

Tonight, our contestants are Shin Bad Body, Dustin Junction, Kinter De La Rosa Ramirez, and, last but not least, the one and only, Buford Russel, Missy Knitter Norris Katerbox Lincin The lll.



KISS ME

Ok, let's get started! I will sing a song by bieberhairflip41, and you have to say the words that come next. Ok?



EVERYONE

OK.



KISS ME

Don’t ask me why or I’ll call you a big shoe. Ask me why again and…

What is the next lyric?



BUFORD (BEEP)

Is it "I’ll throw a shoe at you?"



KISS ME

No, it is not. Do you know anything about music? Is this your first day?



(He nods.)



Well, congratulations! It's your last. Get out of here!



AMANDA BROWN

Have a nice flight home!



DUSTIN JUNCTION

Oh, oh, oh! I got it! Is it "Ask why again and I will split your face in 2. I am a lion and I can't wait to get out of my cage"??



AMANDA BROWN

Yes!!! You got it. You are in the next round.



DUSTIN

Yes=http://!!!



KISS ME

Kinter, this one is for you.

"Sinks are fun sinks are…

Now you name that lyric! What is the lyric?



KINTER

Is it "Sinks are fun, sinks are cool."?



KISS ME

No, you are wrong! Sorry.



AMANDA

Have a nice flight home. Shin, this is for you: When pbandj gave me an inview, I said "____________, yeah, yeah."



SHIN

Kitten!!!



KISS ME

No, looks like we have a winner. Everyone give it up for Dustin=http://!



We will see you next time on NAME THAT LYRIC=http://=http://=http://

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 03:35 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 73

Hey, everyone! Today I'll be showing some guitar tips and tricks and how to play some chords blues proggessions!



First, get a guitar. Obviously acoustic or electric will be fine, but for blues and chords I recommend electric and for folk songs acoustic is good.



Second, get a pic. If you don't know what a pic is, it's an easier way to play and best for chords. It looks like this:



 



(ACTUAL SIZE)



I recommend the smallest pick for double picking. (You can go up, down, up, down, not just down, down, down, down.)



Next, a good chord to learn. First is G chord. It's a good way to tune your guitar. Or buy a tuner. It looks like this:




To do a G chord, put your fingers in this position: Use your first and second and third and fingers for G:




There are 6 strings on the guitar, each with it's own sound. (You probably knew that, but I'm just reviewing for new muscians.) It's High E, B, G, D, A, and Low E. You can remeber it by using this: Elephants, Birds, Giraffes, Dine, At, Evening. Once you got that chord in your brain and your fingers are used to it you can use that for most songs.



Next, Tabs! Tabs are an easier way of reading notes. These are tabs. They tell you where to put your finger.



 



But we're going to teach you how to read notes. If you play any other instrument, for example piano, trumpet, ETC., that's great! Then you probably already know how to read notes just in a different key. If you don't know how, I'll tell you in the next part.

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

THE RANDOM SHOW WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM HOST: CUTIENUMBER1 TWINS: CANDYLOVER51 WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM! TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL! CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE! TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN . CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU? TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . . CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION. TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK]. CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN? TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS. CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS. CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM! SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?! CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY? SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?! CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED! SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK. [SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.] SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM. CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA. TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY! BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA. THE END

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 68

THE RANDOM SHOW

WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM



HOST: CUTIENUMBER1

TWINS: CANDYLOVER51

WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL

DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM

BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB



CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL!



CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE!



TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN

.

CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU?



TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION.



TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK].



CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN?



TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS.



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS.



CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM!



SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?!



CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY?



SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?!



CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED!



SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK.



[SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.]



SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM.



CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA.



TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY!



BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA.



THE END

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

THE RANDOM SHOW

WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM



HOST: CUTIENUMBER1

TWINS: CANDYLOVER51

WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL

DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM

BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB



CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL!



CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE!



TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN

.

CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU?



TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION.



TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK].



CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN?



TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS.



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS.



CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM!



SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?!



CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY?



SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?!



CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED!



SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK.



[SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.]



SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM.



CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA.



TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY!



BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA.



THE END

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 48

 



                                                  Burn!



Me and Blubberflubber24 have a band. (No joke! ) The first concert is at the Harbor at 11:00 pm. We're performing three songs, mabey for half an hour. It's an event for children with cancer. Thanks to the mayor!



 No joke, guys! Come to the event! Thanks!






~Shark & Blubber



P.S. Any questions, comment below. The event is May 20th.

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HAVE HOPE



The story “the dot” is about a girl name Vashti. She thinks she is a bad artist. One day she drew a dot on her paper. The next week, the dot is on the wall and Vashti said, “I can make a better dot than that.” And after that she felt she was a great artist.



When I reread “the dot” I realized it was about determination. It is about determination because Vashti was determined to draw something in art class. It is about determination when Vashti saw her dot on the wall and she said, “I can make a better dot than that.” At the end of the story Vashti was determined to teach a little boy how to draw when the boy said, “Me? Not me. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler.” Then Vashti said, “Show me.” When he was done, Vashti said, “Sign it.” So “the dot” is about never saying never.



When I reread “the dot” even more I thought about my life and how I was determined to do something. One time I was determined to do my homework. I did not want to do it, but when I got it back I got it all right. I was also determined to win a second round playoff game. We won and that is what made us WPBA baseball champs!



So Just follow your dreams and put your mind to it, and you can do anything!

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street

and he’s like, “Tra-la-la!”

I said I know who you really are

You're Principle Kruuuump kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump Krump, Krump, Krump. (That’s a funny last name.)

eriewhfisdfjdcbjd,fcnxdjggdhifc,ldnvjsdfvnfsdjkncdbvhfdbnvsdmcndvfdjfc,scxmvbsdfvhkhvgsklfhv



I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street

and he’s like “Tra-la-la!” (uuu)

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 102

Ok, I haven’t been posting much lately because my teacher wont publish anything! I wanted to have a ton of stuff up by now, but no! Anyway, see you guys later!

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Article posted January 13, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45

BANANA MAN



1: And now coming in, Banana Man!



CH: It’s me, Banana Man!



(Random noise.)



1: Was' up, Banana Man!



CH: Banana!



1: We have special guest stars to meet Banana Man!



Ch: Is it Bananas?



1: Bananas aren’t guest stars. . . .



(Ch. makes random noise.)



1: They are bieberhairflip41, lmmo, and blubberfluber24!



Ch (clapping): Yay! Woohoo!



1: Why are you screaming? They're not even there?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What about bananas?



Ch: Go bananas!



(Ch. does Banana Dance.)



1: Since he’s dancing, I am going to introduce the guest stars.



Blub, lmmo: Was' up?!



Lmmo: Move out of the way! You’re in my spotlight! Just dance!



Blub: We're not even in a spotlight! Dumb!



Lmmo: He’s just jealous of me.



1: Since there's a major dance fight, we'll go on to commercial.



Ch: No! Bananas!



1: Ok, let’s look at the banana. . . .OK, let’s stop looking at the banana and start talking.



Lmmo: OK, what do you like Banana Man.



1: I already asked him that!



Ch: Justin Beaver, The Banana Way



Everyone except Banana Man: HUH?!



Banana Man: I said, I love Dora the Explora.



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Article posted January 13, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65

Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull their hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner



By the time you hear this

you will probably know

that this rap is too long

but I will throw something out

to see if you can write a song

if I were you

I would write, write, write

'till it's right

and pardon me young ladies

if me head is like a fruit

an orange can't think of anything else

so I come in 49

but feel like I'm 10 foot



Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull me hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner



By the time you see me

you probably see that I’m a man

you know that before a shower

I smell like a toucan

but when I smell I am free

so take that

I remember when I had an interview

and it was fun

but I am rapper now

and I feature in songs

with both bieberhairflips

this is what I want to be,

everybody knows that I am reading this book

and I don’t know what else to say

so let me have him go like



Stop pickin' on me

I will cry

do you want me to die?

It's not cool when you drool

So here is my song

read along cuz’



Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull their hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner.

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Article posted January 12, 2012 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

The Dumb Old Twins Who Don’t Look Alike #3



Bonkers: Hey, want to go to the park?



Lazy: Already did that and lost a friendship.



Bonkers: You do bore me. Maybe we could lose our friendship?



Bored: You know I’m here, right?



Lazy (winking at Bonkers): I wonder where Bother went?



Bonkers: He’s right there.



Bored: Thank you, Bonkers.



Lazy: Our friendship is over. You ruined the joke.



Board: Want to be friends, Bonkers?



Bonkers: Nah.



Bored: Noooooo! There was a witch that said that she would kill me if anyone said "nah" to me! Now I better watch out!



Witch: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Now you should die!



Bored: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me!



Zzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!



Bonkers: Well, goodbye! 22222222222222211111112133333333



Lazy: Noooooo! Now there's a witch that’s going to kill me!



Witch: Now you die! He he he he he!



Zzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!



Evilteddy: Pinch death.



Witch: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Evilteddy: You die too, Bonkers!



Bonkers: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Evilteddy: Mwahh ha ha ha!

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 04:57 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

I

Love

Horses!

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:29 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Your eye is like a camera connected to your brain. Well, it makes illusions. Try to guess if this picture is moving.


Temple of many columns



Heres another one:



Lego impossible object



How about this one:


no motion eye illusion



The reason this makes your see strange things is because your eye is seeing things that confuse you and makes you see something that isn't real. It's called an optical illusion or visual illusion. This happens when you look at most pictures that have strange shapes.



liar 



Look at this closley. It says Liar in script!

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

The Inside Story of Him



He is always driving up and down the street. He is the weirdest guy ever. When my friends and I are playing in the street, we run away. Living on the block with a criminal is hard but it is kind of a mystery. Is he a criminal and scary? Or is he just another old man? The world will never know. Even on The Avenue we see him. Always in the same place, same spot, same cigarette in his mouth. Waiting at all times. Going out at the same time every day. His routine, going out at 11:00 am, coming back at 12, going back out at 12:30, coming back at 4. You ask why is he always doing this? We will never know. If you are smart, you would stay away from this old man. But if you get 40% in school, good luck on my block.



Now you know the story of the man in the cape, the cab driver, scull cracker. Watch out for him. Watch out.

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

lllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllll







Find the I.

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57

I’m back! Sorry I haven’t been writing for a while. I’ve been a little busy.



First up, the NFL playoffs and the NBA season are starting! I’m really excited the Giants are in the playoffs for the first time since they won the Super Bowl in 2007. (See "The 2007 Giants Super Bowl Run.) For the NBA, the defending world champion Dallas Mavericks are getting of to a rough start.



OK, on to Twilight. Edwin or Jacob? Leave comments and I'll tell you what side I’m on next time!

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 67

Ehehehehe…………

One day I was at the party, going out with Marty.

I was dancing around like crazy, But guess what?

He was being lazy.

Ehehehehe………………….

Hey! Hey! I was at the party, hanging out with Marty.

But then when I realized he was tardy.

T-t-t-tardy

t-t-t-to the party

Ehehehehehe

It's party time

Ehehehehehe

YEAH!



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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52

Ehehehehe…………

One day I was at the party, going out with Marty.

I was dancing around like crazy, but guess what?

He was being lazy.

Ehehehehe………………….

Hey! Hey!

I was at the party

hanging out with Marty.

But then when I realized he was tardy.

T-t-t-tardy

t-t-t-to the party

Ehehehehehe

It's party time

ehehehehehe

YEAH!



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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

Born this Way Remix



I know what famous is with capital “FAMOUS”



My daddy told me when I was old

We are all famous

He held my hand and he put his mascara on

In the bathroom of our house



That shows that there’s nothing wrong with being old ohh ohh

He said 'cause you’re not famous yet

So put your hand up and I’ll reach up high

Listen to me when I speak



I’m famous in my own way

And my dad makes so many mistakes

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way



Hide yourself in regret

Just be famous and you're set

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way, famous this way



Ooh, there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

Baby I was famous this way

Ohh there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

I’m on the right track baby I am famous this way



Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be



We are famous this way

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

Born this Way Remix



I know what famous is with capital “FAMOUS”



My daddy told me when I was old

We are all famous

He held my hand and he put his mascara on

In the bathroom of our house





That shows that there’s nothing wrong with being old ohh ohh

He said cause you’re not famous yet

So put your hand up and I’ll reach up high

Listen to me when I speak





I’m famous in my own way

And my dad makes so many mistakes

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way



Hide yourself in regret

Just be famous and your set

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way, famous this way



Ooh, there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

Baby I was famous this way

Ohh there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

I’m on the right track baby I am famous this way



Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be



We are famous this way

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 56

ELEVATOR



Sandy was going to visit her grandma at the hospital. She had a stroke, and she wanted to see her.



“What if she is dead?” Sandy asked her mom.



“Don’t say that. Think positive thoughts, OK?” Sandy’s mom said.



Sandy pushed the elevator button to go to the 10th floor. While they were waiting, Sandy saw a fat man was behind her, fighting about something really dumb with his wife.



“You should have told the lady not to put that chunky milk in our cart!” the wife said.



“I needed the chunky milk to get rid of that possum in our attic!” the husband yelled.



“Now it left a dirty stench in our house, and we had to move to a hotel!”



While they kept fighting, we kept waiting. Finally, the elevator door opened. Sandy, her mom, the fat man, and his wife stepped into the elevator. There was a teenager in there that sometimes scared Sandy’s mom. The elevator door closed and slowly they went up to the 10th floor.



“Hey, you,” a teenager said to Sandy.



“What,” Sandy replied.



“You got some bacon?” the teenager asked.



“Why would I have any bacon?” Sandy said.



“Well, I am just so hungry I am in the mood for bacon.”



“Well, I am sorry. I don’t have any bacon.”



Then the teenager started screaming at Sandy’s mom for not buying any bacon. Also the fat couple was still fighting. Then the worst thing happened. The elevator was stuck!



“Oh, no mom. You know that I am claustrophobic! I cant stand being in such a small space.” Sandy started panicking. The fat lady started screaming and saying, “Why did we have to go to the hospital TODAY?! Why?!”



“What do we do?!I can't get stuck in here! I need to go on a date today, and I cant miss it?! Who knows how to work an elevator!” the teenager yelled.



“All of you are really dumb people.” Sandy’s mom said.



She went to the side of the elevator and pressed the call button.



“Hello? We are stuck in the elevator in the hospital.”



“OK, we are on our way.”



“Mom, I can’t stand being in here. I need to get out!” Sandy screamed.



Everyone started screaming and Sandy’s mom couldn’t stand it!



15 minutes later they were rescued.



(This story had help from sinisterbunny.)



THE END

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

Lazy: I walk a lonely road, a lonely road with my brother Bored, and he’s bored.



Bored: Offensive!



Lazy: Well, let me continue.



Board: No.



Lazy: Why not?



Bored: Aren’t you tired?



Lazy: You get it, when I’m sad I have a lot of energy.



Bored: That is just weird.



Evilteddy: Hey, guys? What are you guys arguing about now?



Lazy and Bored: How did you know we were arguing?



Evilteddy: Your life is mostly about fighting.



Lazy: No, it is not.



Bonkers: Hey, guys?



Lazy: I thought we weren’t friends any more.



Bonkers: What are you talking about?



Lazy: Bother, we're not friends anymore.



Bonkers: Oh, Bother. He is my twin brother. He was bothering me too much so I thought I was going to your house.



Lazy: You’re not fooling me Bother.



Bonkers: It’s really me, Bonkers.



Bother: I thought your name was Honkers. Well. . . .Oh, well.



Lazy: Well, this starts a new friendship.

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

In 2007 the Giants barely got into the playoffs as the 6 seed with a 10-6 record. They had to play the Tampa Bay Bucs. The Bucs were 9-7. The Giants were favored to win that game. They did win that game, 24-14. But the trip wasn’t easy for the G-Men. Now they had to take on division rival, the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas had the first round bye so they had plenty of time to practice. The Cowboys played a good game, but it wasn’t enough to beat the Giants. Earlier that day the Green Bay Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks, 42-20. The Giants had to play them in 0 degrees! It was a close game, but the Big Blue G-Men held off the Pack, 23-20! The Giants were going to the Super Bowl! But they had to take on the 18-0 New England Patriots! The Giants had a big game ahead, so they needed a lot of practice. Finally, the big day came. The 13-6 New York Giants against the 18-0 New England Patriots. As the minutes dropped in the 4th quarter, the Giants put together a decent drive but had a third down and 15. Eli throws it to Plaxico Burress in the corner of the end zone! The Giants take a 17-14 lead! Then, David Tryee catches the ball on the top of his helmet in the middle of the field for the game winning catch! The Big Blue D stopped the 18-0, becoming 18-1 Patriots!



giants

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Article posted January 10, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

Things for Kids



1833 paper for kids

P-a-p-e-r for kids

1833 paper for kids

Donate your paper today

Hey hey



1833 a penny for kids

P-e-n-n-y for kids

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Donate your pennies today

Hey hey



1833 ripped socks for kids

R-i-p-p-e-d s-o-c-k-s for kids

1833 ripped socks for kids

Donate your ripped socks today

Hey hey



1833 pens for kids

P-e-n-s for kids

1833 pens for kids

Donate your pens today

Hey hey

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Article posted January 10, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Things for Kids



1833 paper for kids

P-a-p-e-r for kids

1833 paper for kids

Donate your paper today

Hey hey



1833 a penny for kids

P-e-n-n-y for kids

1833 a penny for kids

Donate your pennies today

Hey hey



1833 ripped socks for kids

R-i-p-p-e-d s-o-c-k-s for kids

1833 ripped socks for kids

Donate your ripped socks today

Hey hey



1833 pens for kids

P-e-n-s for kids

1833 pens for kids

Donate your pens today

Hey hey

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Article posted January 9, 2012 at 09:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 54

Click the link below to read all about PB&J!



[LINK]

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Article posted January 9, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

THE STORY OF ME



ON MAY 14TH, 2001, 8:44 AM, on a beautiful, sunny day, I was born.



I was an early baby. I was born 12 days before my due date. I was a big baby, the size of a melon, 8 lbs. 13 oz. born at Lawrence Hospital in the Bronx, New York.



On the way home from the hospital my parents heard a song on the radio called "It’s a Beautiful Day" by U2. It was right, it was a beautiful day. I entered the world.



Unfortunately in first grade I was in the hospital for four days. I had pneumonia. I got a lot of visits from my family and some from my teachers.



In second grade I was on a football team. I scored two touchdowns in one game, and I am not good at football!



In third grade I was on a bad baseball team. We lost every game but I had three homers.



Third and fourth grade with Mrs. Wicker was great. My fourth grade baseball team stunk too. We went 0-13. I had 5 homers.



I remember finding out my fifth grade teacher like it was yesterday. I was at a baseball clinic, and at the end my mom brought the letter. It read: "MR.BRUNE, ROOM 303." I was so happy I finally got a teacher that wasa guy. It is the best. He talks in voices when he reads.



Now I am graduating elementary school.



In those past ten years, I have accomplished a lot. My basketball team won the tournament with 1st place. I had 11 points.



My baseball team won the World Series. I went 2 for 3. We also won the division with a 17-2 season! I made the all-star team in Rec, and I went 2 for 3.



I am the lead in the school play and I am happy.



This is my last year at MAS, and I am sad. Next year in middle school I will be the new kid.



I hope you all like my story and share it with your friends. This is not the last time you will hear from me. Yours truly:

Bieber

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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 12:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44

The Biggest NFL Rivalry

Yankees and Red Sox, Army and Navy, Rangers and Flyers, Knicks and Celtics all huge rivals. But the biggest NFL rivals? Giants and Cowboys. The battle has been going on since December 4th, 1960. The first score of this rivalry was a tie. It was 31-31. These teams have only met one time in the post season (the playoffs). My team, the Giants won, 21-17. Then the Giants went on to win the Super Bowl two games later. (They beat the Packers in 0 degrees and the 18-0 Patriots). The Giants have won the last two meetings. One of them was last Sunday, New Year’s day. I was at that game on Sunday night when the Giants won to advance into the playoffs, 31-14. Big Blue all the way!!!

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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

McDonalds?



Well, this story kind of goes back to a Disney story. I was five in this story and this time the setting takes place in Animal Kingdom.



“Mommy, wake up!!!” I said.



“Monkeyfreak#1 I know I need to wake up. Just leave me alone, and I will wake up soon.”



“Well, wake up now!! I want to go to Animal Kingdom!”



It was my last day there and I wanted to go to Animal Kingdom since we already went to all the other kingdoms.



We ate breakfast, got dressed, and then we headed off to Animal Kingdom. It was so awesome there I could not believe my eyes. I went walking and then I saw the M from the McDonalds sign.



“Mommy, can we go to McDonalds?” I asked her.



“There are no McDonalds here,” my mom replied.



“Yeah there is,” I said. “It's right over there.”



She saw where I was pointing my finger and saw the M.



“OK, we’ll go.” My mom said.



I pulled my mom and we went in.



“Monkeyfreak#1, there is no McDonalds here,” my mom said.



“Yeah, there is. It might be all the way at the end.” I said.



There were no McDonalds though. We ended up being on a ride of dinosaurs. We couldn’t get out so my mom and I just went into a car and stayed calm. The ride started, the lights were out, and me and my mom went in a car.



“Mommy, I’m scared. “ I said to her.



“Don’t worry Monkeyfreak#1 it’s all right.”



Suddenly, I saw DINOSAURS!!! I was so scared.



“Mom, get me out of here,” yelled.



“OK, you took me here so we have to go on the ride and wait until this ride is over.”



Suddenly, I saw a humongous "dinosaur"! I was so scared I hid under my mom’s arm. I didn’t know that it was a fake dinosaur so I was still hiding under my mom's arm.



“Is it over?” I asked my mom.



“Yeah, it is, and you know that that wasn’t a real dinosaur.”



“Oh, so now you tell me that!”



We got out and when I got out I was so angry. There was pictures of me hiding under my mom's arm! That is so weird! I didn’t know they were going to take pictures of us!



“Well, Monkeyfreak#1 now you know that you can’t drag me anywhere, OK,” my mom said.



“Yeah, NOW I know.”

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BATTLE BEARS ENCYCLOPEDIA!



Oliver:   




RIGGS:



 





Tillman:


 





Huggable!




 7 million playing!



 With you, now it is 7 million and 1 playing!

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Winter



I was walking down the street. I saw snow fallen over me!! Little kids are

Playing little kids are laughing there playing with snow!!



I see all the snowflakes washing over my face and the wind is blowing my hair. Like its winter!! Like its winter. Like

its winter.



The snow is white as paper my eyes are gleaming at it. it is really really snowing. Snowing snowing snowing. Snowflakes all over me.



Walking on a winter wonderland!



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Article posted January 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 68

Hi guys! It's Lazyman117 here! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! It was an awesome Christmas! Even though it wasn't white. Here's what I got:



1. Nintendo 3ds.



2. Super Mario 3d Land.



3. Mario Kart 7.



4. Zelda Ocarina of Time 3ds



5. Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7(wii).



6. Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games(wii).



7. Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 2.



8.a Snuggie.



I actually can’t play my wii because a kid named Dillon shoved “Night at the Museum” in it. So we sent it to get fixed.



Super Mario 3d Land has very good graphics for a ds. The gameplay is very solid, and I enjoyed playing it.



Mario Kart 7 has very good game play. It was one of the best Mario Kart games I’ve played by far.



Zelda, well I played a demo of the n64 version and I thought it was good, but I didn't think it was the “best game ever.” Then when I played it on the 3ds, I was all like “where have you been all my life?!” This game was amazing! The graphics are much better and the controls are better! And after you play the game there's a mirrored version of it!



My snuggie is very comfortable. Its perfect for watching tv at night.



Happy New Year!



From, Lazyman117.

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Article posted December 22, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52

Big Nate is an awesome comic. It follows a boy named Nate and his life at PS 38. Big Nate has goofy hair and is sorta clueless. If you like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you will love these books!

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Article posted December 20, 2011 at 12:59 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

Tebowing



Narrator: One day a boy was walking in the park, and he was doing something strange.



Boy: I just love Tebowing!



Old Man: What? Bowing?



Boy: Tebowing!



Old Man: What in the blazes is that!



Boy: Well, it all started with Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos. He prays to God before every game by doing a special pose.



Old Man: Well, back in 1817 there was no such thing as Tebowing!



Boy: Umm, if you were alive in 1817, how are you still alive?



Old Man: How am I still ali—



(Old man dies.)



Old Lady: What did you do to my husband!?



Boy: I swear it wasn’t me! I was telling him about Tebowing, and he just died!



Old Lady: Ohh, tebowing! I just love him! He’s so hot! My husband is. . .was so stupid. He doesn’t pay attention to football at all! That lazy bum of a husband! I'm so glad he’s dead!



Boy: But you got all mad at me when he died!



Narrator: The boy and the old lady got along and started a national Tebowing contest. And guess who won? Me!



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Article posted December 19, 2011 at 09:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 56

Hey guys! It's Lazyman117. It's been 6 days! I haven’t been posting because the webpage broke down. I'll be making more stuff soon! Merry Christmas!

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Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS



On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine ugly notebooks

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



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The Cat That Can't Meow

The Cat That Can't Meow2

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Try the "LMMO, The Quiz" quiz!

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Made with HotPotatoes!

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more entertainign christmas carol

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Vampire Script



Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood!



(Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .)



The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool!



Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink!



The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy!



Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!?



The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck!



Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . .



(Vampire leans and takes a bite!)



The stupid girl:

??????



The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry!



Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!!



The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru --



(Vampire 1 bites ambulance!)



Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now!



Driver (running away): Leave me alone!



Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver!



(Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.)



Vampire 2: BITE!



(Vampire 2 bites the driver.)



Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world!

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 48

Vampire Script



Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood!



(Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .)



The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool!



Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink!



The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy!



Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!?



The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck!



Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . .



(Vampire leans and takes a bite!)



The stupid girl:

??????



The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry!



Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!!



The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru --



(Vampire 1 bites ambulance!)



Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now!



Driver (running away): Leave me alone!



Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver!



(Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.)



Vampire 2: BITE!



(Vampire 2 bites the driver.)



Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world!



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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:18 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50







I love my dog! Well, this is not my actual dog, but it's still cute.

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When I was on the couch watching TV

I turned on Fox

and I saw him

he is on the Simpsons.

He doesn’t have a lot of hair

and he’s fatttt

yeah yeah yeah yeah

Homer Homer Homer Simpson

Homer Homer Jay Simpson

ho ho ho ho ho

Homer Simpson like Santa!

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

Vampire Script



Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood!



(Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .)



The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool!



Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink!



The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy!



Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!?



The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck!



Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . .



(Vampire leans and takes a bite!)



The stupid girl:

??????



The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry!



Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!!



The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru --



(Vampire 1 bites ambulance!)



Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now!



Driver (running away): Leave me alone!



Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver!



(Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.)



Vampire 2: BITE!



(Vampire 2 bites the driver.)



Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world!



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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

Brr! I woke up and I was freezing! It was like 52 degrees in my room! Then I looked at my window: OPEN! I felt like I was lying in a pile of snow!! I was so cold! I got out of my bed, and I walked out my front door. I wanted to see the temperature. It was 41 degrees. The wind was blowing, and all the leaves were falling off trees! I could tell this was going to be one of the coldest softball games I’d ever played in. :( How would you feel if you had a game on this kind of day? Before I could even turn my body around, my mom was rushing into my bedroom. “Get up! You know you have a game at 9:00 today!” My mom whispered I was thinking are you crazy?! I am NOT getting up this early in the morning! So I replied, “NO, leave me alone. I am NOT getting up for a stupid softball game!!” I moaned, half sleeping. I know softball is a really awesome sport, but who was to get up this early in the morning to play!? I got out of bed, and slowly put on my clothes. My mom packed the snacks for the double header softball game, and we got ready to go. My mom was finishing up putting on her makeup when she said, “Are you ready to play?” I responded, “Yes, now let’s GO already!” We got in the car and drove to Central School for my game. I unpacked the car, grabbed my bag and ran to my team. When I got there, we needed to stretch so we didn’t get hurt during the game. First we did arm claps. Then we twisted our ankles in circles and much more related stretches. I noticed the other team. They looked scary, but we knew we could try and beat them. There were a lot of people in the stands and most of them were from my team. The game started. My friend Nicolette was pitching. We made three outs easily, 1-2-3. Then we were up. We were cheering: “Gianna is a friend of mine, RIP, RIP, RIP!” And Gianna got a base hit out down the first base line. Masana and Zoe came running in to home plate. The score was now 2 – 0, Wildcats were winning. We grabbed our mitts and ran out to the field. The other team hit a line drive to Sara and she caught it! We had two outs and the other team got one run from a base hit. By the middle of the game the score was now 9 – 3, Wildcats (us) were winning. I was in the field pitching, and my hands were getting all sweaty. I was sweating even more than I usually do. I had a lot of pressure on me, and I wasn’t doing well. My coach, David, came out to the pitcher’s mound and tried to make me more comfortable, but I needed a rest. He put my friend Zoe in to pitch, and she was doing great! I was so relived because I wouldn’t have done as well as she did. My teammates were batting and this was the order. • Mackenzie • Masana • Gianna • Nicolette • Tava • Naomi • Shane • Sylvie • Zoe • Julia • Anna • Pamila BOOM! It was my turn to bat. I choked up. I got ready. I took a practice swing. I hit a tremendous triple to the outfield! My team was cheering as loud as they could cheer! I did it! I was really proud of myself because before that, my swing was all messed up. My mom had said to me, “YOU CAN DO IT!” Gianna hit a fabulous fly ball, and Julia hit a great grounder. I was really proud of my team. My coaches gave me the ball of the game because of my hit. I was really bummed that my swing was messed up but in three weeks BOOM! the bat cracked the ball all the way to the fence and my team was roaring on the benches. That was the winning hit of the game!:) GO WILDCATS!

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 79

more entertainign christmas carol



Ebeneezer Scrooge

Song by Lazyman117



When it's cold it chills you, chills you to the bone.

He strikes fear in the hearts of children

and makes you feel all alone.

There goes Mr. Outrage,

there goes Mr. Grim.

If there was a prize for being mean the winner would be him.

He must be so lonely,

he must be so sad.

He goes to extremes to convince us he’s bad.

He’s really a victim of fear and of thride.

Look closely and there must be a sweet man inside!

Nah!

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

The Story of Otzi the Iceman!



Parts and people:

Narrator: Sharkman

Hiker 1: Cutie#1

Hiker 2: SenorGummyWorm

Otzi: BlubberFlubber

Mad scientist: pbandj

Scientist 1: MonkeyFreak#1

Scientist 2: SunshineSparkle

Head cop: RoadRunnerMeepMeep

Cop 1: EvilTeddyBear



Scene 1



Narrator: It was a nice day in September. The year was 1991. Two hikers were walking in the Alps, slightly off the path. They came across a head, sticking out of the snow.



(Hiker 2 Screams and faint into hiker 1’s arms.)



Hiker 1 (covers mouth with hand): Oh, my god! Oh my god! I must call the cops! (Gets on "phone" (banana) and calls.) Oh, hi, police? JUSTIN BIEBER?! Will you go out with me?



Hiker 2(sits up): What about the brownies we made together? I cracked the eggs and you stirred? That was the first thing we did together, and now you do this to me!?



(Hiker 1 pushes Hiker 2 to the floor and Hiker 2 faints.)



Hiker 1: Never mind! (Hangs up "phone." Calls cops.) We found this body in the snow, and my guy friend fainted!



Head Cop: We will be there in 5,4,3,2,1. . . .(Enters) Hi, how are you? We were just at Burger King!



Hiker 2: Did you get me any fries?



Head Cop: Sorry, man, something needs to fill up this belly!



Hiker 1: How am I? What do you think? My guy friend fainted! Take care of this! (Pulls Hiker 2 off set.)



Scene 2



(In a lab, and body is on the table. Extra scientists working in background with pencils.)



Mad Scientist: Oh, look at this! It is a dead body!



Hiker 1: Ya think!



Mad Scientist: I do, I really do! I am going to taze it with my tazer thing so I get some electric charges in body!



Hiker 2: What’s that going to do? The body is dead!



Mad Scientist: I know, but I like saying the word tazer!



Hiker 2: Now can you tell us more about the body? I mean, it gave me a heart attack!



Mad Scientist: Yes, yes! According to my calculations, this body is a man, and he lived about 5,300 years ago. It looks like he died from an arrow shot!



Hiker 1:How do you know that?



Mad Scientist: There is an arrow in his back, stupid!



Hiker 2: She just told you!



Mad Scientist: I really don’t know why he was in the mountains, but he does need a name. . .Otzi! After my youngest cat! He is number 47! Now you must leave. I need to do a D.N.A test!



(Mad Scientist takes arrow out of Otzi, puts SpongeBob band aid on him.)



Mad Scientist: It’s so sticky! It’s so sticky! It's taffy all over again! Oh, I got it off! Observe.



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Article posted December 10, 2011 at 07:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

Try the Mega Quiz

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Made with Hot Potatoes.

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 70

BANANA MAN



1: And now coming in, Banana Man!



CH: It’s me, Banana Man!



(Random noise.)



1: Was' up, Banana Man!



CH: Banana!



1: We have special guest stars to meet Banana Man!



Ch: Is it Bananas?



1: Bananas aren’t guest stars. . . .



(Ch. makes random noise.)



1: They are bieberhairflip41, lmmo, and blubberfluber24!



Ch (clapping): Yay! Woohoo!



1: Why are you screaming? They're not even there?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What about bananas?



Ch: Go bananas!



(Ch. does Banana Dance.)



1: Since he’s dancing, I am going to introduce the guest stars.



Blub, lmmo: Was' up?!



Lmmo: Move out of the way! You’re in my spotlight! Just dance!



Blub: We're not even in a spotlight! Dumb!



Lmmo: He’s just jealous of me.



1: Since there's a major dance fight, we'll go on to commercial.



Ch: No! Bananas!



1: Ok, let’s look at the banana. . . .OK, let’s stop looking at the banana and start talking.



Lmmo: OK, what do you like Banana Man.



1: I already asked him that!



Ch: Justin Beaver, The Banana Way



Everyone except Banana Man: HUH?!



Banana Man: I said, I love Dora the Explora.

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

BANANA MAN



1: And now coming in, Banana Man!



CH: It’s me, Banana Man!



(Random noise.)



1: Was' up, Banana Man!



CH: Banana!



1: We have special guest stars to meet Banana Man!



Ch: Is it Bananas?



1: Bananas aren’t guest stars. . . .



(Ch. makes random noise.)



1: They are bieberhairflip41, lmmo, and blubberfluber24!



Ch (clapping): Yay! Woohoo!



1: Why are you screaming? They're not even there?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What about bananas?



Ch: Go bananas!



(Ch. does Banana Dance.)



1: Since he’s dancing, I am going to introduce the guest stars.



Blub, lmmo: Was' up?!



Lmmo: Move out of the way! You’re in my spotlight! Just dance!



Blub: We're not even in a spotlight! Dumb!



Lmmo: He’s just jealous of me.



1: Since there's a major dance fight, we'll go on to commercial.



Ch: No! Bananas!



1: Ok, let’s look at the banana. . . .OK, let’s stop looking at the banana and start talking.



Lmmo: OK, what do you like Banana Man.



1: I already asked him that!



Ch: Justin Beaver, The Banana Way



Everyone except Banana Man: HUH?!



Banana Man: I said, I love Dora the Explora.



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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

Homer Simpson



Homer Jay Simpson is the father of the Simpson kids. He is married to Marge Simpson. They have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. He works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is crude, overweight, incompetent, clumsy, lazy and ignorant, but he is devoted to his family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta. His catchphrase “D’oh” has been included in The New Oxford Dictionary of English since 1998. In 2000, Homer and his family were awarded on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 119

“Dad are we lost?” I asked.



We were going on vacation, and Dad always gets lost.



“Ehh…what makes you say that?” asked Dad.



“We just past Santa's Workshop.”



“Percy’s right. We're lost," said Mom.



Before we knew it, we were running over a bunch of Santa's elves. One of them landed in our car. After that I just went to sleep.



When I woke up, guess what? Mom, Dad, me and the elf were stranded on an island.



“Ill go make us some food and shelter with the elf,” I said.



The elf was really helpful. He made me a drill and everything else I needed to make an awesome shelter with a swimming pool.



Meanwhile, Dad was on the beach making a sand castle. Suddenly he hit something hard.



“Oh! A bomb like alarm clock,” said Dad, “What’s this button do?” Then the bomb started counting down from 100:00.



Meanwhile at the US military. . . .



“Uh, sergeant. . . ?” said a soldier.



“WHAT!” said the sergeant.



“Remember that bomb we lost?"



“WE'RE THE US MILITARY! WE LOSE BOMBS EVERY DAY!”



“The one that looks like a big alarm clock”.



“YEAH!”



“Well, it's been activated, and there’s an elf on the island. We will all end up on Santa's naughty list!”



“WE'LL DEACTIVATE THE BOMB, YOU IDIOT!”



We enjoyed the rest of our vacation in peace. Eventually, I made the car a submarine, and we dropped the elf off in the village. When we left, Dad ran over a man with a white beard and a red suit. That’s right; we ran over Saint Nick himself.



“You better watch out,” said an angry Santa Claus.



“Oh, man” said Dad. “We will end up on Santas naughty list.”

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Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS



On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine ugly notebooks

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



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Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37

WELCOME TO MY WEB PAGE!

Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37



Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 53

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS



On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine ugly notebooks

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



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Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67

A family of rabbits had been wandering all around in the woods.



“I’m so tired, and I need to sleep!” the younger bunny said to her mom.



"Well, we can’t put you to sleep because we don’t have any music for you,” the mama bunny replied.



“Then why don’t you sing to me?”



“You know I can’t sing,” mama bunny replied.



”Then, why doesn’t papa bunny sing to me?” the bunny asked.



“None of us can sing. It runs in the family.”



"Then let’s get someone else to sing,” bunny said.



“Okay.”



The family of bunnies went searching through the woods to see who could sing to their bunny. Then they came upon some birds.



“Hey, can you sing to my bunny?”



“Well, sorry to break it to you, but we can’t sing,” one of the birds said.



“That is messed up! What bird can’t sing?”



“Apparently, I can’t. Maybe I can try.”



The bird kept trying and trying and finally the bird got it.



Soon, the bunny went to sleep.



That’s why birds sing. Not for the bunnies, but that is why they sing.

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Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 54

I like drawing. It's fun. Here are some pictures.



picters

picters

picters

Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 54



Article posted December 8, 2011 at 08:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Try the Ninjago Match 2!



(I’m sorry folks, if you don’t mind the quiz below says "nya" is the brother. Ignore that and think it is "sister," ok? Sorry for the inconvenience:()



[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted December 8, 2011 at 08:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40



Article posted December 7, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 74

Lazyman117s Mind



OK, I am gonna' show you people in my mind as I always pictured them.



Mom: Your grades need to improve!



Sister: I want to watch Victourious!



Believe it or not, those people are pretty accurate.



Now to the people who aren’t so accurate.



FedEx Guy: Hit it, boys! OOHH, wait a minute Mr. Postman!



Bella: I love shoes!



Old man: Whats that, sonny?

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Article posted December 7, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

The Big Winter Concert



This was a big day for me; it was my winter concert at school. I was really scared; I’m also in band so my lips really hurt after playing it. The whole school was watching. I was so nervous.



Then we started. Our first song was "Beautiful," then "Simple Gifts, and the last song was "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall."



When we were done singing I was so happy we made it through. It was really hot in the auditorium. I was about to faint, plus I had a shirt under my dress shirt. I was really nervous.



I can’t even wait until the real live concert with our family members, and moms, dads, uncles, and also friends and relatives you might not even know. But I can’t wait to get there. Hopefully you were there.

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Article posted December 6, 2011 at 02:41 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

War, war!



Everyone gather for the war



You know it’s coming from the sky



It's coming really big



It’s gonna' blow us away from home, hoommme!



It's coming strong

and it’s gonna get you yoouu!



Run away and gather for the war, waarr!



BOOM!



HERW COMES THE WAARRR!

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Article posted December 6, 2011 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

The idiot and the bad guy.



Idiot (turning around): GAH!



Jack:I am Jack! And I am evil!



Idiot: Wait a minute! You are the guy that built an orphanage for the victims of the forest fire I made. You're not evil!



Jack: You see, boy, lately the cops have been running out of business, so to help them I have decided to become a criminal!



Idiot: Wait, so you're being evil to be nice?



Jack: Yes! Why earlier today I stole this glow in the dark baseball! (Throws baseball.)



Idiot:Oww!



Jack: Oh, no! I killed him!



Idiot: What?! No you didn’t!



Jack: I truly have become evil! I hope your relatives can forgive meeee!



Idiot: There is something about that guy that’s strangely bizarre.

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

Bart Simpson is the oldest Simpson kid in the family before Lisa and Maggie Simpson. His name was made out of the name "Brat." He was named one of the most 100 important people of the 20th century. His real name is Bartholomew JoJo. He likes to prank Moe the bartender with his catchphrase, “Eat my shorts!” He is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Teachers thought he was a bad role model for kids. (I can see why! There's a t-Shirt reading, “I’m Bart Simpson, who the h--- are you?”) In 2000, he was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 51

The Cat That Can't Meow

The Cat That Can't Meow2

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

“People of the world! We interrupt this program to tell you that robots now will be taking over the world! So destroy everything electronic and farewell!” said the radio.



SMASH!



Bill destroyed the radio since it was electronic. "Darn, I guess I have to defend my house,” Bill complained with a tear.



“Come out, human! Or I will destroy your useless home!” said a big buff robot.



Then the house transformed into a mega cyber! But the big buff robot called an army of tkrs (Titanic kung-foot robots)!



The fight lasted four years, and Bill won the war! The world was saved! For now. . . .



HAHAHAHAHA!

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 53

Ledef’s Bad Day (Ledef is French.)



One day I was playing around on my bike. I was doing swirlies, and a car with its window open passed. I did a big swerve and than went flying through the window into the car and landed on the driver.



One day I was playing tag, and I was it. I couldn’t get anyone so I got on my bike and chased them like that but I still couldn’t get anyone.



One day I was playing hide and seek with my pet goldfish. I couldn’t find him so I ran into the wall. My nose started bleeding and dripped into the fish bowl.

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 194

Ledef’s Bad Day (Ledef is French.)



One day I was playing around on my bike. I was doing swirlies, and a car with its window open passed. I did a big swerve and than went flying through the window into the car and landed on the driver.



One day I was playing tag, and I was it. I couldn’t get anyone so I got on my bike and chased them like that but I still couldn’t get anyone.



One day I was playing hide and seek with my pet goldfish. I couldn’t find him so I ran into the wall. My nose started bleeding and dripped into the fish bowl.

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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 06:14 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 48

Try the Lego Ningago Match!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes!

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 06:14 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 48



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 06:07 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Try the Opposite Match!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 06:07 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62

Now I have my own web page.!

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 87

When I’m at the beach everybody stops

and they're staring at me

When I walk in the park

this is what

I see

I see

all of that blubber looking at me

Hey, look at that blubber

ahhh (x2)

I felt something in my pocket

and I ain’t afraid to show it

show it

show show it

I’ve got blubber

and

I know it

NTS ATS NTS ATS I’VE GOT FLUBBER AND I KNOW IT



WIGA WIGA WIGA WIGA YEAH (X4)



X2



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 87



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 59

CHRISTMAS!



One late winter day my family and I decided to go somewhere for Christmas. My cousins and my brother & me were so excited. Then our parents decided to go to my aunt’s house in Georgia.



We had planned to leave New York at 2:00 in the morning. We left. I was sad because I got used to having Christmas in New York. My parents were so worried that we couldn’t make it because we went in a car. I had no clue why they were worried. All of us where so anxious.



When we got to Washington D.C., we had breakfast. We ate at a donut shop. It was yummy. We got in the car and left once we got our donuts and orange juices. We ate in the car. We got bored after a few more hours. When we heard that we were almost there we were all hyper.



We finally got to my cousins house. We entered the house. (It was huge) It was decorated all pretty. A sign said "WELCOME" (in big letters). We saw all of them standing there coming to hug us. We were all crying with excitement. My cousins were hugging us so tight. It reminded me of the book The Relatives Came because the people were all hugging so tight. We ate, and it ended up being 10:00. We all went to sleep.



We woke up the next day. It was Christmas. Everyone was putting the presents in piles for everyone. We were all jumping and couldn’t wait until the night.



It was finally nighttime. Once we all sat down, all you could see was ripped presents. Some of the presents were clothes, toys or money. Everyone was having fun. The people that were there were my two aunts, my two uncles, and my cousins. All of the parents were laughing because we looked like flying monkeys. It was funny.



The next couple of days it was time for us to pack and head back to New York. It was sad. All I could say is that was the best Christmas EVER!

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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52

Mollys Spillane's(Parody of “Hakuna Matata” by Simba)



Mollys Spillane's,

what a good place to eat.

Mollys Spillane's

where you eat fried meat!

It is a good place to eat a hamburger!

It has water proof TVs,

and a ton of meat!

Mollys Spillanes!

When I lazy boy! (when he was a lazy boyyy!)

he would eat anything, anything at all!

I was a hungry soul, a

nd I bounced off the walls. And I hurt the managerrr!

Then I tore it apart! (He tore it apart).

Thought of eating the meat!

And I ate the meat!

And then I poo- Lazy,

not in front of the kids!



Oh, sorry.



Mollys Spillane's!

What a good place to eat!

Molly Spillane's!

Where you eat fried meat!

It is a good place!

To eat a hamburger!

It has water proof TVs!

And a lot of meat!



Molly Spillane's!

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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 59

Never Say Never (Parody)



I never thought that I would be a singer,



(but I'm not)



I never thought I‘d be 6ft tall 



(I'm short)



I’d never thought that I'd be a telemarketer



(Would you like to buy some soup?)



I’d never thought that I would sing the fall



(What?)



I'm not being paramistic



(Stick)



I'm just being realistic



(realistic)



I will give everything I have



but remember this. . .



I will sometimes say never



(I said it 6 times so far)



I will eat peanut butter



( Just 'cuz it’s good)



Whenever my dog makes poo



you know that I’ll make you



Pick it up



Pick it up



Pick it up



up



up



up



unless u SAY



NEVER!



 



 



 



 



 

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 59



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 09:51 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

drive me crazy

drive me crazy 2

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 09:51 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 09:40 AM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 40

Hi, I’m bieberhairflip42.

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Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 68

december poster

Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 68



Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

Marie's bad day





a pic of Marie

Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

Marie's bad day



a pic of Marie

Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41



Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

jingle bells

jingle bells2

Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40



Article posted December 1, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

It was really late when we got to the hotel. I was with my friend Mark. We were meeting our friend Stefania at the hotel. We were going to an indoor water park called Coco Key the next day.


 


We got some hard candy from the front desk and headed up to our room. Our room was really big! I looked through the drawers, and I found the Book of Mormon. I started reading it. It was just talking about how Moses was talking to Jesus and other stuff when Stefania came in. I was watching my daily ESPN hour. Then Stefania caught me reading the book of Mormon and she thought the manager was coming because we were being so loud! I hid in the corner while reading the Book of Mormon. The manager never came in! I was so mad at her because I thought we were going to get kicked out on the first night. Stefania left and we went to bed.


 


We went downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a waffle, sausage, bacon, and home fries. It was really good! We ate up and headed for the water park. It took us about 20 minutes to get there. It was huge! It was also a hotel. We got out of the car. It was freezing out!


 


We got inside and got our wristband thingies. We went inside. It was huge! They had the huge bucket that drops and drenches you every couple of minutes. They have waterslides where you need tubes and one that you don't need a tube! Me and Mark went straight to the tube slides. They were fixing the non-tube one, but it would be open later. There was a light tube slide and a pitch-black one. We went on the pitch-black one first. It was dark, and it made a couple turns. Mark went first since there were only one-person tubes. Then I went. “Whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Then I hit the water at the end. We went back up to do the light one. This time I went first.  I made a really sharp turn at one of the parts! “Mark, there’s a sharp turn. Watch out for it!” I warned Mark.


 




We went to the little water playground with the big bucket. We made it just in time! The bucket fell on us in shock!  We were drenched! Then we went on this challenge course. You had to have your hand on a rope and jump across five soaking wet platforms. We both aced it. Then we heard the tubeless waterslide opened! We rushed up the stairs and got on line. I went down first. Mark said, “Scream if you like it!” So I did. You go turning and spinning. It was so fun! The second time going down I made up a song, “I like burritos, burritos are my favorite, I like burritos and I haaaaaaaaate fajitas!” That was our song.


 


We had a lot of fun that day. But the best part was getting drenched over and over!

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 08:18 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 69

Try the Opposite Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 30, 2011 at 08:18 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 69



Article posted November 30, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

It happened last year in football practice. The practice was over, and I was waiting for my mom to pick me up. I saw my team’s quarterback, Michael, was throwing a football at teammates so they would jump off the swings and catch it.I wanted to try so I asked, “Can I try?”



“Sure, go ahead,” Michael said.



I prepared myself on the swings. Michael got ready to throw. I pumped my legs as I saw Michael preparing to throw. . .still pumping my legs. . . .I got ready to jump. 1,2,3, and I jumped! But I hesitated. . . .I hooked myself on the swings, the ball hit my finger, and I jammed my finger on the floor.



“Coach,” I asked.



“Yep,” he answered.



“Did I break my finger?” I asked.



“Doesn’t look like it,” he replied. “But I wouldn’t go back on the swings.”



“Thanks for your help,” I said.



After practice, I asked my Mom if she saw my finger swelled up.



“It looks like it,” she told me. “How did this happen?”



“I was on the swings waiting for you, and I got bored, so I asked if I could go jump off the swings and catch a ball at the same time. But the ball hit my finger and I jammed it on the floor.”



“Well, that’s a dumb way to break your finger! But we should still check it out,” Mom replied.



When we got out of the doctor, my broken finger was buddy taped.



“We have to go to the orthopedist to fix it,” my Mom explained.



“Is it scary?” I asked.



“Nope, but we’re going on Friday.”



A few days later, my finger was just right. I could play sports again! Holy cow, I missed playing sports! But, really, I have to still look out for flying, pointy things that can hit my finger. Like my Mom said, “Don’t do anything dumb that can hurt you!” And for the first time, I'm listening.

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 57

Direct This way (parody of Born This Way by Lady Gaga)



My daddy told me when I was young

you gotta' learn to yell at guys.

He trained me to do exactly that,

and I went really, really far.

Now I expose actors' talents

and take all of the credit.

I just won an Oscar, is that not cool?

I yelled at an actor today,

and that’s what makes me say, I know I was strict

I just direct this way!

I might be really friendly, or just plain old mean!

It doesn’t mean I’m stupid

I direct this way!

Why do I yell away!

Hey, I just direct this way,

baby, I direct this way!

Oh, don’t think that I’m stupid!

Hey, I just direct this way!

I’m not stupid

I direct this way!

I’ll yell at you in a mean way,

maybe I’ll be nice today,

but I will always direct.



I’m completely harsh on you, I will always yell this way. I will fire you in a few days,

and get on Santa's naughty list.

I’ll make your ears bleed,

with my awful singing voice.

And for no reason

I will yell at you,

through a brand new bullhorn.



Got my new bullhorn today! Now I will yell away!

No, not because I’m mean

I just direct this way!

I’ll order the actors,

to do my bidding in a very special way!



Don’t be offended when you see,

my inappropriate movie.

It's really not appropriate, it has nude people in it.

I am such a bad influence,

but the actors worship me.

I even wear white after Labor Day,

'cuz, baby, I direct this way.



Hope you won't think it's cliché

if I fire you today!

Don’t try to get your job back

I direct this way!

I certainly do not regret

all the credit I get!

I’m not completely mean

I just direct this way, hey!

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 43

Jackanized: It means you got beat.

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 361

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: Now we have to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

F: Adios.

ALL: Chichuo!

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 311

I don't want to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

I really want to say hello.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

Hola!

I don't want to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

I really want to say hello.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello

kanichwa, kanichwa

hello, hello

kanichwa, kanichwa

hello, hello.

Hola!

Now we have to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

Adios.

Chichuo!

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:51 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 274

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: Now we have to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

F: Adios.

ALL: Chichuo!

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Interview with Chicharito



1: And now coming back with us is, Chicharito!



Fans: Chicharito! Yeah!



1: Hi, Chicharito.



Ch: Hi, basketballgirl.



l: Chicharito, we have special guests with us.



Ch: Really? Who is it?



l: It's cutie#1 and senorgummyworm!



Fans: Yeah cutie#1 and gummyworm!



Ch: Hi, cutie#1 and senorgummyworm.



#1: What’s up chicharito?



Gummy: Waaaaazaaaaappp!



#1: I think you’re a really good soccer player.



Ch: Thank you. I think you are the best singer.



#1: Thank you.



l: Okay let’s get started. First, I’m going to ask you some questions, and then we are going to play a game called "Who is your best friend?"



#1: Hey, can I ask the questions?



l: Sure.



#1: What is your favorite food?



Ch: Chicken nuggets.



#1: Where do you play soccer?



Ch: At the Harbor



l: OK, now it's time to play "Who’s your best friend?" You stand here and you stand here. You stand here and you stand here. Now do Eenie, Meenie, Miney Mo.



Ch: OK. Eenie, Meenie, Miney Mo. Come on, finger! You got confused. Eenie, Meenie, Miney Mo. You’re my best friend, cutie#1.



Gummy: That’s no fair!



#1: Too bad.



l: It's time for you to go.



Ch: Bye.



#1: Bye.



l: Bye.



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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:27 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 48

hope song



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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

hope song



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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 58

my whale is blubbery

and also flub flub flubbbery this melody was meant for u

just sing along to beluga whale

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



dorablub mix baby



if I was just an old school shaak

yeah baby

uh hu

would u smack me in my face

like everybody else

uh hu uh

uh uh uh



if I was just another ki ki killer would be scared of me like e e everybopdy else



yeah and we’re bigger than you

katie perry

yaeh yaeh yaeh

yaeah oh



my whale is blubbery

and also flu flub flubbery this melody was meant for you just sing along to beluga whale



I hope you never go in my blow hole

and then it will get all clogged up

yeah yewah

UH

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

bye



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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

 The Macaroni Song



 


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni!


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Since the fall of two great heroes, John and Angel, the world is in great danger. There are sightings of unidentified flying objects abducting the most important people. Only the two heroes could help, but they are lost in the depths of heaven. . . .



“Sensei, how will we revive theses brave heroes?” asked the old wise one.



“I don’t know. The fried chicken is bad, and the abductions are more dangerous by the minute!” answered Sensei.



Then out of the mist, a saucer crashed into the sacred shrine.



“NO!” yelled Sensei. “The shrine is destroyed!”



Something got out of the shrine, and it was ugly.



“Obeah kcfjvkdgodldgdgg” said the creature.



The old wise one was frightened but wise. “Why have you destroyed the sacred shrine?” he asked.



“Uh, I have come here to warn you. Our species are going to exterminate the earth. Only the two heroes can stop us. I’m Destructor, part of the Destructor species.”



Then, in a blink of an eye, Sensei sliced destructor in half.



“You have been warned.” That was the Destructor’s last words.



“That will show them,” Sensei said.







Back at Heavenland:



“Man, I’m having the life here,” said Angel.



“I’m going back to Earth,” John said.



“Dude, you said that 1,000,000 times,” Angel added.



Quickly, John jumped down to Earth as a ghost. He was in horror. His homeland was destroyed, and his parents where abducted. He passed all the wrecked houses and abandoned cars. Then a saucer, almost a centimeter close, hit him.



BOOM!



The saucer opened and a Destructor came out.



The fight was on!



Boom!



John did an uppercut to the Destructor. But Destructor had a ghost-killing blaster and John fell down and will never come back.



Then, on the other half of the world, Sensei got a bad feeling.



“No! John has fallen and will never come back!”



The aliens ruled. . .the. . .planet!



“Go or die!” said a Destructor guard.



When Angel saw this, he rocked! Angel jumped down to take revenge, and he saw a big ship. It dropped Destructors. Angel saw a nuclear bomb, and he set it on the world.



This may not be a good ending, but this is not an Earth story this is a Mars story!

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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

DIARY of Draco Malfoy



Dear Diary,



Ttoday I played in my first Quittitch match. We played against Gryfinndor, but we didn’t win because of that @#$@!# Potter! After the match I dueled him. Everyone thinks he’s the heir of Slytherin. That’s just nonsense.



Slytherin rocks!



Draco

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Coll desin

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

THE Dumb Old TWINS WHO DON’T LOOK ALIKE



Lazy: Can we go to bed?



Bored: Sure, I don’t have anything else to do.



Bother: Come on guys, let's go play.



Lazy: Go Away.



Bored: I’ll go. I don’t have anything else to do.



Lazy: Sure, you go Bored.



Board: And you’re coming with me

.

EvilTeddy: Did ANYBODY SAY EVILTEDDYBEAR!?



Lazy: But I have to catch up on my beauty sleep.



Bother: You don’t need beauty sleep. Sleep? You already slept!



Lazy (whipering in Bored's ear): Now I know why they named you that.



Board: OK



Lazy: shhhhhhhhhhhh



Evilteddy and Bother: Why do you want him to not talk out loud?



Lazy: Nothing, it's none of your business, OK?



Evilteddy and Bother: k



Lazy: Fine, we'll go outside. But I’m only going to sit down and sleep on the bench.



Bother: OK.



Bored: Let’s go. I’m getting even more board.



Lazy: Wait, I forgot my pillow.



EvilTeddy: Then hurry up!



Lazy: How many stairs were there?! I’m tired! Why did the owner put so many stairs?!

Why can’t they put an escalator instead of going up and down so many stairs?!



Bored: Stop complaining you big baby!



Lazy: Don’t make me argue. I won’t have any energy for the park.



Bored: All you’re going to do is sleep on a bench! And by the way, it only has been one flight of stairs!



Lazy: Stop saying that word. It hurts my poor ears.



Evilteddy: Why don’t you guys be quiet for at least one hour?



Bother: Forget about the park. Let's go back in.



Lazy: Are you trying to kill me?!



Bother: Okay, let’s end this friendship!



Lazy: Well, okay. Good bye.



THE END



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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 46

Hello, everyone! As you all know my name is BlubberFlubber24, and I am running for Student Council this year. The reason I am running for Student Council is because I think everyone should get more involved with the school and learn to appreciate each other. I do not want us to lose touch with the spirit of the school. I believe we are all one family and we need to show appreciation for each other. I want to help students learn to be kinder to each other. In addition, I want the students to respect the school. Another way to bring students together is to have fun activities such as Crazy Hair Day or No Homework Day. Also, we should all be very thankful we are in school and not in hospital beds. Also, you might know I have volunteered over 200 hours of my time at the New Rochelle Humane Society, and I would really encourage the school to do volunteering like that.

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

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Shark News!





Hello, everyone! Welcome back to Shark News! Everyone have a great Thanksgiving?!



FIRST UP, there is a unique plane that is made to fly around the world without any fuel!





NEXT UP! Black Friday sales from two days ago increased from last year!  



ENDING STORY!  Sea World took their baby sharks back to the wild to live free! 



 



GOOD BYE! 

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

How to Make a Dog Face



1.Draw a stick figure with no arms.



2.Draw 4 dots on each side of the body.



3.Draw a circle around the stick figure and dots.



4.Draw a half circle on top of the circle.



5.Draw eyes on both side of half circle.



6.Draw floppy ears on each side.



Here is the story that helps you make a dog face.



There is a guy at his country club. Bees are around him. He jumps into the pool. Then he goes in a cave. There are lots of rocks in the cave. There are two paths.



Now you have a dog face.



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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 206

How to Make a Dog Face



1.Draw a stick figure with no arms.



2.Draw 4 dots on each side of the body.



3.Draw a circle around the stick figure and dots.



4.Draw a half circle on top of the circle.



5.Draw eyes on both side of half circle.



6.Draw floppy ears on each side.



Here is the story that helps you make a dog face.



There is a guy at his country club. Bees are around him. He jumps into the pool. Then he goes in a cave. There are lots of rocks in the cave. There are two paths.



Now you have a dog face.



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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58

Harry Potters Tag Video.



OK, now to get started.



Harry: Fact #1: The sun is hot, hot, hot! Fact #2: Louis Armstrong was on the moon.



Random spectator: No! No! You got it all wrong! You're supposed to say five random facts about YOU. Not five random facts!



Harry: Don’t you think that’s invasion of privacy?



Random Spectator: It’s a tag video! Of course it's invasion of privacy!



Harry: Fine. Fact#1: I live with my doughnut eating cousin, my stupid aunt, and my hardly a neck uncle. Fact#2: Hermione broke my wand by sitting on it. Fact#3: I can talk to snakes.Fact#4:I am the only one that can do a patronus. Fact #5: I am in Grifynndor.



Anyway, bye suckers.

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44

I Am Afraid



I am afraid to go to bed

to go to bed.

Frank the bear

frank the bear

come snuggle with me

come snuggle with me.

I am afraid of angry birds so don't you dare come anymore. Everybody everybody go kill the birds

go kill the birds.

Let’s come together for the war

nevermind I'm a little sore from 50 push-ups

50 push-ups.

I don’t think I can survive this war between ants



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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 03:32 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66

Try the Star Wars Matching!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 22, 2011 at 03:32 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66



Article posted November 22, 2011 at 03:30 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Try the Tom & Jerry Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with the HotPotatoes.

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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

I Am Afraid



I am afraid to go to bed

to go to bed.

Frank the bear

frank the bear

come snuggle with me

come snuggle with me.

I am afraid of angry birds so don't you dare come anymore. Everybody everybody go kill the birds

go kill the birds.

Let’s come together for the war

nevermind I'm a little sore from 50 push-ups

50 push-ups.

I don’t think I can survive this war between ants



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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

The Narrator

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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

The Interview



SGW: What is your favorite color?



RRMM: It is red.



SGW: Do you have any hobbies?



RRMM: Yes, I like to dance and play baseball.



SGW: Can you dance for us?



RRMM: Yeah, sure!



(RRMM dances.)



SGW: Wow, that was good!



RRMM: Thanks!



SGW: What is your favorite snack?



RRMM: Pop tarts and muffins.



SGW: What is your favorite baseball team?



RRMM: The New York Yankees.



SGW: What is your favorite book?



RRMM: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever for now.



SGW: See you later.



RRMM: Bye.



(CRAZED FANS ATTACK RRMM AND RRMM FALLS. UNCHASE.)



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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 56

Whats up, guys? It's lazy man here!



Ok, I am going to have my very own contest, like LMMO. Here are the questions:



1.What was my first entry?



2. What was the name of me, LMMO, and Senorgummyworm's hit song?



Answer the questions by commenting.



Whoever answers them first, will get to write a song with me. Whoever answers them 2nd will meet me in person.

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Article posted November 21, 2011 at 09:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 41

Try the Star Wars Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes.

Article posted November 21, 2011 at 09:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 41



Article posted November 21, 2011 at 09:46 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

Try the Star Wars Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes.

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Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 78

Since my blubberflubber quiz is so hard I am making a raffle out of it. The first person to send in the right answer will win a big surprise prize.

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Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

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Shark News!



Hello, everyone! Welcome back to Article 2 of SHARK NEWS! 



We got a representative that commented on the last post called Sally Mander: "Hi, Sharkattack, I would like to be your Student Council representative so I can make our school the best school in America! I would let us have unhealthy snacks, no homework, and extra recess. Vote for me! If you do I will give you a prize!


Rock On!


Sally Mander"



Thank you for that Comment. Every veiw and comment helps my ariticle get bigger !



FIRST UP, NASA is getting ready for the trip to the red planet, Mars!



This launch is hoping to be ready near 2012!




NEXT UP! The Protesters in Egypt are hoping to catch one of Gadafi's sons. Gadafi ruled over Libya until he was gone from the throne!





!



ENDING STORY If you can be any Superhero or villain, what would it be?



Put your thoughts and tell us what his or her's name, if it would be a hero or villain and what's their power!





 GOOD BYE



 

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Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

Horseback Riding Star



Hi, I’m Horsebackrider1, and I LOVE HORSES! I have been in plenty of horse shows, but I’m going to show you a video of me in my most recent horse show. I got CHAMPION in it! This only shows my jumping round, though. I hope you like the video of me on my favorite pony, Beau!







The original (sideways!):







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Article posted November 18, 2011 at 01:28 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 48

Try the Thanksgiving Crossword! [LINK] Made with Hot Potatoes

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Article posted November 18, 2011 at 01:24 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 60

Try the Regular Guy Show Crossword Puzzle!

[LINK]



MAde with Hot Potaoes.

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Click below to try the Random Crossword:

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Article posted November 18, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

CHICHARITO and his friends were walking down to their classroom.



When they heard a noise coming from their desk top.



They thought is was a little bug, but it was a huuuge monster.



So they screamed and then ran away.



Chicharito, Chicharito and his friends were scared.



Chicharito chicharito and his friends were scared.



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Article posted November 18, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

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                                                                  Shark NEWS!



Hello, everyone!



I am truly sorry I haven't been posting anything. I have been distracted by other things. I've seen other people do blogs and news articles so I decided to make my own!



FIRST UP ! What's ice-cold and a chilling good book?! Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever!



 



Voted Best Child's Book, it got released November 15. (Sorry for the late update if you know that already.)



And let's see what's going on with CNN STUDENT NEWS! Carl is still making annoying puns! Vote for the best Hero on CNN News. Go to our home page, go to links, and you'll see CNN Student News!



 



Now this is what I call ENDING STORY!



 Student Council for 4th and 5th grade is now open. Tell us why you want to be on Student Council by commenting on this webpost.



      



GOOD BYE!

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Article posted November 18, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

HAVING FUN WITH HAVING FUN WITH CUTIE#1 (PART2)





Basketball Girl: Welcome to Having Fun with Cutie number1! Give it up for cutie#1! Also on our show tonight is beiberhairflip41!



Cutie#1: Hi, everyone.



Beiberhairflip51: Waz uppppp!



Basketball Girl: Also here with us is Cutie#1‘s secretary, Horsebackrider1.



Basketball Girl: Today we are going to see which fan knows a lot of stuff about you. One lucky fan will get a chance to answer your questions. If they get it right, they will win a prize.



Cutienumber1: What is the prize?



Basketball Girl: The prize is going to be having bieberhairflip41 for a day and also a bounce ball that says Cutienumber1!



Cutie#1: That sounds like fun.



Basketball girl: You can pick.



Cutie#1: You. What is my favorite color?



Fan: Ummmm. . .turquoise?



Cutie#1: Correct!



Fan: Yes!



Cutie#1: Do I like puppies?



Fan: Yes.



Cutie#1: Correct!



Cutie#1: Last question. Will I be famous in the future?



Fan Yes!



Cutie#1: Well, that should be correct!



(Cutie#1 walks to basketball girl and receives the prize and gives it to the fan



Cutie#1: Take care of the prize. Be wise. I need to go. Peace. Let’s roll, Horsebackrider1.





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HAVING FUN WITH CUTIE#1



BASKETBALLGIRL: WELCOME TO THE SHOW CALLED "HAVING FUN WITH CUTIE#1"



BASKETBALLGIRL: HI, CUTIE#1!



CUTIE#1: HEY, WHAT'S UP?



BASKETBALLGIRL: NOTHING MUCH.



CUTIE#1: SO WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?



BASKETBALLGIRL: WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN AUDITION TO SEE WHO WILL BE YOUR SECRETARY!



CUTIE#1: WHAT A GREAT IDEA!



BASKETBALLGIRL: LET'S GET STARTED.



CANDYLOVER: EVERYONE GET IN A STRAIGHT LINE.



FAN: CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?



CANDYLOVER: SHHHH, LATER.



CUTIE#1: THE AUDITION BEGINS!





1 MINUTE LATER





CUTIE#1: THE WINNER IS. . . .



CUTIE#1: HORSEBACKRIDER1!LET’S GO, HORSEBACKRIDER1!



BASKETBALLGIRL: BYE!



CUTIE#1:BYE!



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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:55 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 56

Try the Generator Rex Crossword!

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Try the 4124 Mix Quiz

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 91

Try the 4124 Mix Quiz

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Made with HotPotatoes

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:41 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 59

Try the Christmas Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes.

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

I KNOW IT STINKS

I AM A HOME BOY

I PLAY YA' AT DARTS

I GO BEAT YA

I WILL RACE TO MARS

I want to watch cars

don’t play the guitar

I’m gonna control you with my moves

I put on a show featuring blubber, flubber41

this guy fun

this verse is so done-one-one-one

And it goes like this

watch me jump around on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day

Got them moves like MJ

got the moves like MJ

I got them moves-oves-oves-oves

like MJ

I just need to try to control you

watch me pop and drop

and I'll own you with the moves like MJ

I’VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE MJ

I’ve got them mooooooooves like mj

Kanye can rap

but watch me play with my apps on my ipod

apple is awesome

but macbook is dead

can’t get out of my head

Oh so why are you on my private stage

it was meant for me

I ride solo

so get out of here

don’t talk to my ear

get out of here

And it goes like this

uh

Watch me pop and drop on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day

got them moves like mj

watch me move like mj

I’ve got the moooooooves like mj

I just need to try to control you

watch me pop and drop

and I’ll own you with my moves like mj

I’ve got the moves like mj

I’ve got them moooooooves like mj



I want to know how to make you smile

should I pop and drop

oh it is just like you

but if you give me the key

you’ll be so proud of me

when I can dance like he

I’ll watch and learn

please show me twice

stand on your toes

oh my I am gonna cry

but if you give the key you’ll be so proud of me

when I can dance like he

And it goes like this

Watch me pop and drop on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day with my moves like mj

I got them moves like mj

I got the moooooooooves like mj

I just need to try to control you

Watch me pop and drop and I’ll own you with the moves like mj

I got the moves like mj

I got the moooooooooves

like mj

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Hey, guys, it's Lazyman here, and I have got an announcement.



I am going to try to convince the principal of Mamaroneck Avenue school to have a school dog show! If I do convince her, then bring in dogs of all kinds! Huskys, Labradors, Cockapoos (Heh, heh), and Golden Retrievers!



Just remember, nothing says cute more than a puppy.

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The report on Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever



Hi, people. Did you hear of the new book, Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever? It is the best book ever! It rocks. It is about the present, the gap between Thanksgiving and Christmas. You have to be on your best behavior or else you will get a lot less preasants.



Greg has this Santa’s helper doll and it watches his every move.



So can he do it? ? ?



Find out when you get your own copy.



GET UM NOW!



If you don’t have one you are a loser!

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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 82

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

my lanta

I got scared

so I said it baby

I don’t

I know what iss

I put on my chicken pot pie

I think it’s a Chinese spice

but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh my lanta



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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



my lanta



I got scared



so I said it



baby I don’t I know what iss



I put on my chicken pot pie



I think it’s a Chinese spice



but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



my lanta  





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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 327

Fiddler on the Roof

Red cast



Tevye: BeiberHairFlip41

Golde: Shai W.

Tzeitel: Victoria M.

Motel: Brandt S.

Hodel: Katy R.

Perchik: Jonthomas B.

Chava: Sara v.

Fyedka: Michael D.

Yente: Zoe G.

Shprintze: Jadalyn O.

Bielke: Ella C.

Lazar Wolf: Nobi F.S.

Constable: Joshua G.

Mordacei: Vincent D.

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We see the light in the sky

With all our might

Cause we love the night



So when you’re feeling low just go outside

Because we can all shine.



We can live through life

Just being ourselves

'Cause we can find ourselves



We can see the light

With all our might

Cause we love the night

Cause we shine



We love the night, night, night







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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44

friends



Friends are good to have but not when they are bad or rude or just using you when they have nothing to do.



To me a good friend is someone who really likes you and doesn’t use you. The want to be with you a lot and are very humorous. They care about you and your family and would do a lot for you.



Me and Horsebackrider1 are friends just like I explained. Also, good friends are more than what I explained. They are everything to each other.



I like to have good friends, and I try and hope I am a good friend to everyone.

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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 69

Philosophers

Song by lazyman117



You know of those idiots!



Who ask you a bunch of stuff!



Does a tree make a sound

if it falls in the forest!?



They say hakuna matata will make you have no worries!



They say there's such thing as too honest!



Those idiots are known as:



PHILLOSOPHERS!



Yeah!



Philosophers!



Yeah!



They make the stupidest questions!



With very obvious answers!



Of course there's such a thing as too honest!



And of course a tree will make a sound!



PHILLOSOPHERS!



Yeah!



Philosophers!

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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Article posted November 13, 2011 at 01:18 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62

Cleany Weenie

By Horsebackrider1



Cleany Weenie is a fearless hotdog superhero who teaches the world not to litter. Her two trusty sidekicks who travel with her are Kim Ketchup and Molly Mustard.



Cleany Weenie’s special weapon is her bun attack which she uses to trap unsuspecting litter bugs. Kim and Molly are able to squirt the litterer and they all help to make sure the earth is clean!





One bright sunny day Cleany was walking along the street to go to her favorite breakfast place when she saw someone sucking on a lollipop. At first she thought who would be having a lollipop at 8 o’clock in the morning. She got upset and angry when the person dropped the wrapper on the ground! Cleany thought, "I’m going to go talk some sense into that guy!"



She went up to him and told him that he shouldn’t be throwing the wrapper on the ground.



He said, “This is a free country, wiener, and I can do what I want.”



Cleany went into action with her HOTDOG BUN ATTACK! Cleany spun around really fast and her bun went flying off her body and caught the litter bug. Kim and Molly squirted him until his mouth was full of ketchup and mustard and he could no longer speak.



The litter bug mumbled, “What did I do to deserve this?”



Cleany told the litter bug, "You have no right to be throwing trash on the ground and you will get squeezed in here until you understand."



With that she and her buddies left to look for more litterers.



As they continued walking down the street they spotted another person who was littering. He threw his hamburger wrapper on the ground! Cleany went up to this man and told him that he shouldn’t be throwing trash on the ground. Unfortunately this man didn’t listen either and just turned his back on Cleany. Now it was time again for HOTDOG BUN ATTACK! Cleany had just finished spinning her new bun and she spun it and grabbed the second litter bug.



Kim and Molly began squirting and Cleany started lecturing. “You have no right to litter. In fact, it is a law that you can’t litter. If everybody threw their trash on the ground every day we would be walking in garbage instead of on the sidewalk. We would be driving in garbage instead of on the street! And our houses would be full of garbage!"



Cleany finished her speech and asked, “Do you understand why it’s not good to litter now?”



The two litter bugs nodded their heads and promised not to litter again. The buns opened and allowed them to be free.





Cleany Weenie is a litter fighting superhero, who with the help of her buns is able to prevent littering. Cleany is a great hotdog and along with her two best friends, Kim and Molly, they are able to save the world from trash!



cleanie weenie and friends

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Ingredients:



• Half of a Fruit-by-the-Foot •



2 pieces of Swedish Fish



• 1 Rice Krispie Treat – may be store bought



Directions:



• First, flatten your Rice Krispie treat with a rolling pin.



• Next, put two Swedish Fish in the middle of the Rice Krispie treat and roll it from the left to the right.



• Then cut the Fruit-by-the Foot in half and wrap one half around the sushi.



• Last, cut the sushi into four pieces and put them in the tin foil boat.



How to Prepare your Tin Foil Boat:



• First, rip off a foot long and four inch piece of tin foil.



• Next, make the vertical sides look like a triangle and fold them up. (The back and front of a boat.)



• Then fold the other two sides up (not into triangles).



• Last, put your candy sushi in the boat.



How to accessorize your Candy Sushi:



• Use chopsticks



• Add Roasted Seaweed between the candy sushi and your boat.



How to Make your Own Rice Krispie Treats:



Ingredients:



• 1 tablespoon butter, cut into pieces.



• 12 regular marshmallows.



• 2 cups puffed rice cereal (recommended: Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal).



Directions: • Melt butter in a medium saucepan over low heat and add marshmallows.



• Stir marshmallows until completely melted.



• Remove mixture from heat and add cereal.



• Stir to coat cereal evenly in melted marshmallows.



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Article posted November 10, 2011 at 04:23 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 121

A Horse Wish

By Horsebackrider1



When I was little, I always dreamed of riding horses. I would always ask my parents if I could ride some day. They would say, “No, sweetie, you’re too little,” and I would feel very disappointed.



Finally the time had come. I had turned six, and I was now old enough to ride. It was a wonderful autumn Friday, and I was going to a horseback riding stable. I was so excited I was practically bouncing off the walls.



While we were driving my mom said, “The stable is called Boulder Brook. OK, sweetie?”



“Sure mom,” I said without even thinking about it.



When we got there we walked into the office and my mom talked with the owner of the barn. The owner told me I was riding a horse called Hohum, and my teacher would be Sarah. As we walked to Hohum’s stall, I thought now that’s a funny name!



When we got to Hohum’s stall my mom said to the groom, “Can you help us? We need Hohum in the ring with Sarah.”



“Sure”, he said.



Once we were in the ring I got on Hohum, and I put my feet in the stirrups. Then Sarah came over and put Hohum on a rope.



She said, “Hi, I’m Sarah, what’s your name?”



“I’m Ava,” I said.



“We are going to start by walking around, so give Hohum a kick.”



I gave him a kick and he started walking around.



After about fifteen minutes of exercises, Sarah said, “Now we are going to trot so give Hohum another kick.”



I kicked him and he started trotting.



Then Sarah said, “Now stand up in your stirrups and sit back down over and over.”



I did exactly what she said and after about fifteen minutes I started getting the hang of it.



When I was done I got off and told my mom that I really wanted to continue riding and after a couple of pleases, she said “Yes!”



My wish came true, and I have been riding horses ever since. Whenever I feel sad I find being in the horse barn makes me feel better. Just smelling the mix of grain, manure and flies somehow does the trick! I am ten years old now and learning to compete in horse shows so I know wishes do come true.

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Screen Names & Initials Matching!





Made with HotPotatoes.

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Screen Names & Initials Matching!



 



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NFL Match UP!



 



Made with HotPotatoes.

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Learn Your Facts Quiz!





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Poems: candylover51+cutie#1



BEANS



Beans, beans

they're good for your heart

the more you eat

the more you fart

the more you fart

the better you feel

so eat your beans in every meal:]

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Article posted November 9, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

When I was six years old my dad got me something special for my birthday.



I was coming back from school when my dad told me, “I have something important and special for you.”



I was wondering if it was my own room because at that age I had to share a room with my brother.



When we got home I saw a cage in the backyard. “Why do we have a cage here?” I asked my dad.



“Come over here,” my dad said as he pulled me.



“It’s just an old man rabbit,” I said.



“Look behind it.”



I lifted the rabbit up and I saw three baby bunnies! “They are so cute can we keep one?” I asked my dad.



“Well, that is what I meant by a special present. So go ahead and pick one that you want.”



There was a white one, a black spotted one, and a gray one. “I’ll choose the. . . .” I said in a low whisper.



“Go on choose one,” my dad said.



“They all look so cute, but I guess I can pick the gray one.”



My dad opened the cage where the rabbit was and picked up the bunny. While he picked it up I asked, "Where are the other bunnies going to go?”



My dad paused and said, "We are going to take them to the pet store.”



“OK, at least if they have some place to stay and then someone will come and take them.”



Then my dad took the bunny and laid it in my hand. It was so soft. “I should name this,” I said.



“Then name it,” my dad said.



“Then I’ll name it Floppy!” I said.



As the years went by the bunny (or should I say a rabbit?) grew. We had no room inside so we kept it in the corner of the backyard. And every night we put it in this sort of box and put a blanket with it.



One day I went out to go feed the rabbit. I took off the blanket and lifted up the cage but then I didn’t see Floppy in the cage. I went inside and called my dad. He came out and noticed too that there wasn’t anything in the cage.



“What happened to Floppy?” I asked my dad.



“I don’t know,” he replied.



Then I was quiet. Did someone take him? Did he run away? Did a coyote eat him? No, that could not have happened. There was no blood in the cage so that couldn’t have happened.



Well, that has been an entire mystery my entire life, but whereever Floppy went that day I hope he is OK.

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The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, it is the foggiest day of the year. It is so foggy you cannot see the trees.



OK, next up, the new book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series comes out in six days. Kids are completely siked about this. So get ready for some cabin fever!



This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers!

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 07:59 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 61

These are all of the people I’ve worked with so far. (Some of the things that I’ve worked with are not on my webpage.)



Bieberhairflip41



Jefferson, the skeleton



Roadrunner



Cutienumber1



Senorgummyworm



Basketballgirl



Sunshinesparkle



Pbj23



Horsebackrider#1



Horse29



111111111111



sharkman



sharattack



chicharito



dora-terminator





These guys are awesome, especially Jefferson the skeleton (aka JTS) and SHARKMAN.



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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/TheHorseQiuz_horse29.htm

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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/QUIZ_sharkattack.htm

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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/randomquiz_evilteddybear.htm

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Hey, hey, hey everyone! This is BIEBER’S BLOG. You remember that raffle I did last week? Well, I am proud to say the winner is Mr. Brune in

Mr. Brune’s class.



I am also starting another raffle. Whoe can guess how to spell the role I have in the school play? You will not get the play's name. Good luck.



Another one is what is the logo I always waer in my videos. I will give a hint: Look at all of my videos and look and see.



Thanks a lot!



BIEBS

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The Looney Tunes is a show. The characters are animated.



There is Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, Tweetty, Silvester, Elmer Fudd, Roadrunner, Tasmanian Devil, Wile E. Coyote, Porky Pig, Marvin the Martian, Speedy Gonzales, Gossamer, Foghorn Leghorn, and Lola.



Bugs Bunny first appeared on TV on April 30th, 1938.

Yosemite Sam first appeared on TV in 1945. Daffy Duck first appeared on TV on April 17, 1937. Tweetty first appeared on TV on November 21, 1942. Silvester first appeared on TV on September 20, 1941. Elmer J. Fudd first appeared on TV in 1937. Roadrunnerand Speedy Gonzales fir appeared on September 17, 1949. Wile E. Coyote first appeared on TV on September 17, 1949. Tasmanian Devil first appeared on TV in 1954. Porky Pig first appeared on TV in 1935. Marvin the Martian first appeared on TV on July 24, 1948. Speedy Gonzales first appeared on TV in 1953. Gossamer first appeared on TV in 1946. Foghorn Leghorn first appeared on TV on August 31, 1946. Lola first appeared on TV on November 15 1996.



I will return. . . .

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

The Lazy News!



Time for some news.



OK, first up, the last Harry Potter movie will be on DVD on the 11th. The movie was described as epic from critics and plenty of students.



OK, next up, are shows like Spongebob bad for kids? Some people think Spongebob is bad for kids because it "rots the brain”. Please put your opinion in the comments.



That’s all for today! This is lazyman117 saying so long suckers!

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The Interview with Horse29

Pbandj-What is your favorite color?

Horse29-Blue

Pbandj-what is your favorite sport?

Horse29-Horseriding and figure skating

Pbandj-what is your favorite horse?

Horse29-Greta and Paulie

Pbandj-what is your favorite movie?

Horse29-flicka 1 and 2 and the parent trap

Pbandj-what is your favorite number?

Horse29-My favorite number is 2

Pbandj-what is your favorite book?

Horse29-Worth it is a horse book!

Pbandj-Thanks for letting me interview you on your favorite things bye

Horse29-Bye see you soon!



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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 59

Hey, everyone! This is my blog, and I am going to tell you all about my life and what is happening in it.



First up, I will be telling you about my newest song I am writing right now. It is called YOU KNOW. In this song I am trying to be like Frank Sinatra. When you hear it you will love it. One of my good friends might be featured in this song. I am starting a raffle for it. Here it is:



What is my favorite song and group that sings this song?



If you get this right you get to sing this song with me and it will be great.



Thx to all of you and remember the flip in bieberhair41.



Thanks again and don’t forget the raffle.



Thanks again. bye

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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

HAVING FUN WITH HAVING FUN WITH CUTIE#1 (PART2)





Basketball Girl: Welcome to Having Fun with Cutie number1! Give it up for cutie#1! Also on our show tonight is beiberhairflip41!



Cutie#1: Hi, everyone.



Beiberhairflip51: Waz uppppp!



Basketball Girl: Also here with us is Cutie#1‘s secretary, Horsebackrider1.



Basketball Girl: Today we are going to see which fan knows a lot of stuff about you. One lucky fan will get a chance to answer your questions. If they get it right, they will win a prize.



Cutienumber1: What is the prize?



Basketball Girl: The prize is going to be having bieberhairflip41 for a day and also a bounce ball that says Cutienumber1!



Cutie#1: That sounds like fun.



Basketball girl: You can pick.



Cutie#1: You. What is my favorite color?



Fan: Ummmm. . .turquoise?



Cutie#1: Correct!



Fan: Yes!



Cutie#1: Do I like puppies?



Fan: Yes.



Cutie#1: Correct!



Cutie#1: Last question. Will I be famous in the future?



Fan Yes!



Cutie#1: Well, that should be correct!



(Cutie#1 walks to basketball girl and receives the prize and gives it to the fan



Cutie#1: Take care of the prize. Be wise. I need to go. Peace. Let’s roll, Horsebackrider1.





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Long ago, Greek people believed in Mount Olympus, a place for gods.



One day at Mount Olympus the two brothers Zeus and Poseidon were fighting.



“I command you...to pass the fried chicken!” Zeus ordered.



“Dude, it's right next to you!” Poseidon answered.



“Uh...c’mon, brother. I’m eating. I can’t, like, levitate it to me.” Zeus said.



Poseidon frowned in disappointment. So finally Zeus picked the fried chicken.



“Beanie,” said Zeus.