Encounter of the Anti-Tooth Fairies (aka how I lost my retainer!)
So I was home sick and had found it very hard to have a retainer in your mouth and suck on a cough drop at the same time. I got up my retainer in one hand and my empty water cup in the other. I set my retainer down and a plump little fairy in an outfit that looked suspiciously like a star trek uniform popped up holding a giant rainbow lollipop. She brushed herself off and started inspecting my retainer “ Hmm it’s a little wet but nothing we can’t take care of” she took a big lick of her lollipop and turned to face me. “My name is Agent T from the anti tooth fairy department of awfulness ATFDA for short. Our mission is to get your fairy mad at you for losing your retainer so then they will give up on you. So ha ha ha” she took one more lick of her lollipop grabbed my retainer and said “peace out sucker” and disappeared lollipop retainer and all.