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by SharkAttack17 teacher: MAS 5B 2011 - 2012


Assignments
i-Prints 05/11
Miro 05/11
Final Pioneer Diary Entry 05/10
Poetry 04/24
Inquiry 03/25
Return to the Moon 03/11
Literary Essay 01/12
Self Portraits 10/21
Sculpture 12/02
Revision 11/22
School Report 10/31
Personal Narrative 10/26
A True Story From Your Life 10/21
Independent Writing 10/21

Blog Entries
5/15 Meme Face Battles
5/11 FREERUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE!
5/10 Final Pioneer Diary Entry
4/26 Tektonik VS Melbourne Shuffle VS Jumpstyle
4/24 Scared
3/27 Stars in Our Galaxy
3/8 Football Tryouts
2/29 Mission Thoughts
2/16 The Human Dictionary Part 1
1/25 Determination
1/17 Guitar Tips And Trick With Shark, Part 1
1/17 Burn!
1/11 Illusions of the Eye
12/3 Sculpture
11/28 The Shark News!
11/22 Fire Hazard
11/21 Shark News! #2
11/18 The Shark News!
11/7 IQ Quiz, Child Edition (HP)
11/1 Percy Jackson Part 6
10/31 Sharkattack17's School Report
10/27 Percy Jackson Part 5
10/26 Fire Hazard
10/21 Self Portrait
10/21 Interview with Shamefulcloud (video)
10/19 Percy Jackson Part 4

List 25, 50, all

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Meme Face Battles

Article posted May 15, 2012 at 07:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 301

Article posted May 15, 2012 at 07:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 301



FREERUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE!

Article posted May 11, 2012 at 09:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

One Day two boys were jumping around doing flips out on the school grounds.


Boy 1: "WooHoo"


Boy 2: "Oh yeah!"


Then they saw a cop car stop.


Cop: "Hey, you two boys! Come back here!"


Boy 1: "Let's go!"


Cop: "You're on school grounds!"


(Cop chases boys but they escape by jumping above chairs. Cop gets tired and leaves.)


Cop (sighs): "Ughh. I'M GONNA EAT A DONUT!"


BOTH BOYS: "Freerunning or Parkour is a mix of gymnastics and dance and upper body strength. You pretty much just jump around. If there was a fence then you would jump over it."


(Boys give an example.)


Editor's note: Be careful when doing this. :)

Article posted May 11, 2012 at 09:29 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44



Final Pioneer Diary Entry

Article posted May 10, 2012 at 02:18 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 183

Dear Journal,
We're almost home! I can feel the grass in my hands. I hope to make a Church and make my profession come true!

Something crazy happened! James Wright shot Dr.Dan's cattle in the head and ate it with his family. When I heard that gun shot, I scared the wheat and sheep out of ma' self!

This might be last writing ever in my life. . . .Ma' wife ain’t feeling right. I swear that young man is quite the chatter box. Dr.Dan said that ma' foot is better, and I can run like a horse through fields of grass and sugar wheat!

I heard this fella Caleb Buttburn got his family stuck in a problem and ate his family.

I hope to make it to Oregon really bad. If not, please remember what I wrote and make sure ma' wife is safe. . . .

Neva' thought a man would be crying like this. . . .

From Robert Rise
~May God Bless A Holy Priest~

Article posted May 10, 2012 at 02:18 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 183



Tektonik VS Melbourne Shuffle VS Jumpstyle

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 497

If you don't know Tektonik, Melbourne Shuffle, and Jumpstyle, they are types of hardstyle music dances. All diffrent. Let's start out with the Tektonik logo:



Now Melbourne Shuffle logo:





Jumpstyle logo:



Shuffel was from the 80's. It's when you glide around the floor without removing your feet from the floor. Jumpstyle is when you jump around, staying in one place and skipping in place and doing flips. Tektonik is when you use your arms a lot and it's kind of like The Robot.


Search up this on youtube some time everyone!


 

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 497



Scared

Article posted April 24, 2012 at 09:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 275

Scared


Fear controls my body, running around in my veins.

 

I scream in fear, run in the darkness.

 

I escape for another day!

Article posted April 24, 2012 at 09:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 275



Stars in Our Galaxy

Article posted March 27, 2012 at 01:34 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 220

 


    Stars in Our Galaxy

 

The Sun isn’t the biggest star in our Galaxy, but it’s the biggest star in our Solar System.

 

 Stars are a burning ball of gas, but from Earth it looks like a twinkle of light. The Sun is actually a star to it isn’t a planet at all or we would be able to stand on it.

 

 A star has a life like us human, it soon will “die” or really burn out. Stars have a full life ahead of them. It takes a long time for a star to be finished “growing up”.

 

 Humans are actually created from star dust. All of our bones are from different stars, if you are lefty, then you’re using a completely different Star from your right. Or if you kick with your right foot in a kind of sport, then you’re using a different star from your left.

 

We have many more stars to count, but if we didn’t have any stars we wouldn’t have been born.

 

Works Cited: Brain pop, Discovery Streaming, World Book Encyclopedia.

Article posted March 27, 2012 at 01:34 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 220



Football Tryouts

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 75

Tryouts to be a football player!

Characters:
Senorgummyworm!
Basketballgirl!
Candylover51!
Cutie#1!
Sharkattak17!
Blubberflubber24!

Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!

Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.

Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)

Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.

Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!

(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)

Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?

Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!

Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!

CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!

Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.

(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)

Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!

Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.

Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!

Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?

Basketballgirl: NOW!

( BLUBER COMES.)

Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!

Blubberflubber24: Okay.

Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.

END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 75



Mission Thoughts

Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:03 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 120

 


                        Mission Thoughts


 

   In 1986 no astronauts survived the space mission called the Challenger which exploded with a teacher on board. They have made memorials to remember those astronauts. One is called Buehler Science Center. Now there is a simulation to go to the Moon!

 

I was a part of the Medical Team. My job responsibilities were having to take skin temperatures correctly, and in mission control I had to read them correctly, and write it down.

 

The most important information I got was learning about the most common space sicknesses there were. For example, radiation sickness and about the eye and how it gets affected in space. The hardest part about my job was getting the temperatures correct and reading it and writing it down. For example, if I moved my hand too much on the patient’s forehead, I could get the temperatures way wrong! Also another example would be if they moved their forehead too much, they would get a totally wrong temperature.

 

If I could do something different and if I had the chance to fly again, it would probably be to get further in my work. I did a good amount of work, but I wish I could finish it all. People should know that my job is not easy. Really, it’s actually very hard to get everything correct about peripheral visions.

Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:03 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 120



The Human Dictionary Part 1

Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:35 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 97

The Human Dictionary Part 1


By: Senor Gummy Worm, Shark Attack 17, Toasteroven44 and BeiberHairFlip42


Toasteroven44: Hey, everybody, there’s a new product in town. And it’s called the human dictionary!


(Toasteroven44 picks up SGW and puts him on his lap.)


Toasteroven44: I’ll show you how it works! Define the word crazy.


SGW: Crazy means dog!


Toasteroven44: Exactly! This is not a scam just to get your money!


Toasteroven44: Hey, you two guys? Come over here and test my product!


SA17: Umm, ok….


Toasteroven44: “Say something!”


Beiberhairflip42: Define the word apple.


SGW: 6!


Beiberhairflip42: What? That makes no sense!


Toasteroven44: Yep!


SA17: Define the word hello.


SGW: Pineapple!


Toasteroven44: How many do you want?


Both: 4!


Toasteroven44: That will be $40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Cash or credit?


THE END

Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:35 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 97



Determination

Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 232

Determination

“The dot” is all about a girl named Vaschti. When she was in art class she got frustrated because she thought she couldn’t draw until her teacher told her to make a dot and see where it takes her. She jabbed the paper hard and left. The next day her dot was above her teacher’s desk. She thought she could make a much better dot than that so she went experimenting and made a big masterpiece. They showed her art at an art show. A young boy thought she was great but also thought he couldn’t draw. But Vaschti told him to draw a line and sign his name on it which soon made him determined too.

When I reread “the dot” I knew it was all about determination. Vaschti was determined to make a great drawing. She kept making so many great dots. She said, “I can make a better dot than that!” She also never gave up to make the best dot. She was determined to show people her dot so she entered in an art show. So I think “the dot” is all about determination.

When I thought about “the dot” it totally reminded me of the time when I made a little sketch and showed it to the class. They thought it was good. I used to hate drawing, but now I love it so much. Also, in art class my teacher thought my sculpture was great so she entered mine in an art show. I might want to become an artist.

Whatever you’re doing, you can do it as long as you’re determined and put your mind to it. You can do anything!

Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 232



Guitar Tips And Trick With Shark, Part 1

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

Hey, everyone! Today I'll be showing some guitar tips and tricks and how to play some chords blues proggessions!


First, get a guitar. Obviously acoustic or electric will be fine, but for blues and chords I recommend electric and for folk songs acoustic is good.


Second, get a pic. If you don't know what a pic is, it's an easier way to play and best for chords. It looks like this:


 


(ACTUAL SIZE)


I recommend the smallest pick for double picking. (You can go up, down, up, down, not just down, down, down, down.)


Next, a good chord to learn. First is G chord. It's a good way to tune your guitar. Or buy a tuner. It looks like this:


To do a G chord, put your fingers in this position: Use your first and second and third and fingers for G:


There are 6 strings on the guitar, each with it's own sound. (You probably knew that, but I'm just reviewing for new muscians.) It's High E, B, G, D, A, and Low E. You can remeber it by using this: Elephants, Birds, Giraffes, Dine, At, Evening. Once you got that chord in your brain and your fingers are used to it you can use that for most songs.


Next, Tabs! Tabs are an easier way of reading notes. These are tabs. They tell you where to put your finger.


 


But we're going to teach you how to read notes. If you play any other instrument, for example piano, trumpet, ETC., that's great! Then you probably already know how to read notes just in a different key. If you don't know how, I'll tell you in the next part.

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51



Burn!

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 93

 


                                                  Burn!


Me and Blubberflubber24 have a band. (No joke! ) The first concert is at the Harbor at 11:00 pm. We're performing three songs, mabey for half an hour. It's an event for children with cancer. Thanks to the mayor!


 No joke, guys! Come to the event! Thanks!




~Shark & Blubber


P.S. Any questions, comment below. The event is May 20th.

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 93



Illusions of the Eye

Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:29 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 101

Your eye is like a camera connected to your brain. Well, it makes illusions. Try to guess if this picture is moving.

Temple of many columns


Heres another one:


Lego impossible object


How about this one:

no motion eye illusion


The reason this makes your see strange things is because your eye is seeing things that confuse you and makes you see something that isn't real. It's called an optical illusion or visual illusion. This happens when you look at most pictures that have strange shapes.


liar 


Look at this closley. It says Liar in script!

Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:29 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 101



Sculpture

Article posted December 3, 2011 at 08:32 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 574

sharkattack

Article posted December 3, 2011 at 08:32 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 574



The Shark News!

Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 195

Sharklogo


Shark News!



Hello, everyone! Welcome back to Shark News! Everyone have a great Thanksgiving?!


FIRST UP, there is a unique plane that is made to fly around the world without any fuel!



NEXT UP! Black Friday sales from two days ago increased from last year!  


ENDING STORY!  Sea World took their baby sharks back to the wild to live free! 


 


GOOD BYE! 

Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 195



Fire Hazard

Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 485

Fire Hazard


“We have to leave you at home” my mom said.

 

“Ok!” I said. I was pretty excited!

 

Once my parents left I was hungry! 

 

“Man, I’m starving.”

 

My dog was looking at the French fries on the counter

 

“WOOF!”

 

That gave me an idea to heat those French fries in the microwave.

 

“Thanks, Titi!”

 

I picked up the leftovers, and wrapped it in tinfoil. I was dying of hunger!

 

“Hmm, I’ll put 10 seconds.”

 

BEEP!  BOOP!  WENT THE MICROWAVE.

 

I punched in 10 seconds on the microwave. But guess what happened…?

 

BOOM!

 

It lit on fire! The fire was roaring out of control. I jumped off the kitchen counter. I grabbed it fast!

 

“I have to get a cup!”

 

I climbed the counter and grabbed a cup.

 

“The sink!” I was rushing and poured water.

 

WOOSH WENT THE TINFOIL!

 

The fire was gone.

 

“Phew…” I put out the blurry smoke from the fire.

 

I’m so glad I didn’t burn the house. I should be home alone more often.

 

“Are you okay, honey?” Said my mother when she came home from the grocery store.

 

“Yep, just fine…."

 

THE END

Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 485



Shark News! #2

Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 215

Sharklogo

Shark News!


Hello, everyone! Welcome back to Article 2 of SHARK NEWS! 


We got a representative that commented on the last post called Sally Mander: "Hi, Sharkattack, I would like to be your Student Council representative so I can make our school the best school in America! I would let us have unhealthy snacks, no homework, and extra recess. Vote for me! If you do I will give you a prize!

Rock On!

Sally Mander"


Thank you for that Comment. Every veiw and comment helps my ariticle get bigger !


FIRST UP, NASA is getting ready for the trip to the red planet, Mars!


This launch is hoping to be ready near 2012!


NEXT UP! The Protesters in Egypt are hoping to catch one of Gadafi's sons. Gadafi ruled over Libya until he was gone from the throne!



!


ENDING STORY If you can be any Superhero or villain, what would it be?


Put your thoughts and tell us what his or her's name, if it would be a hero or villain and what's their power!



 GOOD BYE


 

Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 215



The Shark News!

Article posted November 18, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 228

Sharklogo

                                                                  Shark NEWS!


Hello, everyone!


I am truly sorry I haven't been posting anything. I have been distracted by other things. I've seen other people do blogs and news articles so I decided to make my own!


FIRST UP ! What's ice-cold and a chilling good book?! Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever!


 


Voted Best Child's Book, it got released November 15. (Sorry for the late update if you know that already.)


And let's see what's going on with CNN STUDENT NEWS! Carl is still making annoying puns! Vote for the best Hero on CNN News. Go to our home page, go to links, and you'll see CNN Student News!


 


Now this is what I call ENDING STORY!


 Student Council for 4th and 5th grade is now open. Tell us why you want to be on Student Council by commenting on this webpost.


      


GOOD BYE!

Article posted November 18, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 228



IQ Quiz, Child Edition (HP)

Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 308

Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 308



Percy Jackson Part 6

Article posted November 1, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 268

 Percy Jackson Part  6          


Enemy: “Die!”


Enemy 2: “Headlock!”

The enemies put Percy in a headlock.

Percy: “Luke!”

Luke: “No, Percy! Go for the flag!”

Percy ran after the flag.

Percy: “Yes, the flag!”

Then a girl appears out of nowhere.

Anabeth: “You’re not getting the flag without going through me….”

Percy: “Look, I don’t want to hurt you.”

Anabeth stabs Percy in the leg.

Percy: “Ah!”

Anabeth punches Percy in the stomach.

Percy: “Ugh!”

Percy falls in the water….

Anabeth: “Stay out of my way fool….”

Then. . .the water heals Percy fully!

Anabeth: “WHAT?!”

Percy: “I’m stronger and better.”

Percy trips Anabeth and stabs two other guys.

Percy: “Now give me the flag.”

All of blue team screams, “HURRAY!”

             

*LATER*

 

Anabeth: “That was cool fighting you did there.”

 

Percy: “Thanks.”

Percy took a drink of water that glowed in the dark shiny night.

Percy: “Yum. What’s this?”

Anabeth: “It’s 'God Water,' only for Gods.”

 

*FIRE BURSTS AND A HUGE RED DEVIL MAN JUMPS OUT*

 

Hades: “PERCY JACKSON, COME OUT HERE AND GIVE ME THE LIGHTING BOLT!” 

 

TO BE CONTINUED….

Article posted November 1, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 268



Sharkattack17's School Report

Article posted October 31, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 456

 


                         Sharkattack17’s School Report

 

Favorite Class: Writing. It’s so fun to use my imagination.

 

Least Favorite Class: Math. It’s okay, but it’s not the most thrilling thing.

 

Worst smell at school: Boy’s bathrooms. Don’t ask me what goes on in there….

 

Best prank ever played: I put signs saying “KICK ME” on kids' backs.

 

Most Embarrassing thing that ever happened: Why would I tell you…?

Article posted October 31, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 456



Percy Jackson Part 5

Article posted October 27, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 289



 Hi, everyone! It’s sharkattack17. I’m having fun doing this series. I’ll probably finish the series once I finish the 1st book. Well, enjoy….


Percy Jackson, Part 4


 

Grover: “Wakey, wakey! Time for battle practice!”

 

Percy: “Ugh….Well, okay then.”

 

Grover: “Let’s go to the battle shop to try on some armor and handle some weapons.”

 

*LATER*

Percy saw the shop owner, a big, huge, hairy, scary, strong man who owned the shop.

 

Stake (rough, scary voice like a tough guy): “I’m Stake. Welcome to my shop. Are your Mr. Jackson?”

 

Percy: “Um, yes, sir.”
 

Grover: “Percy is about Size 12.”

 

Stake: “How about this armor and this sword?”

 

Percy: “The armor is good, but the sword feels strange.”

 

Stake: “Well, alright. Let’s keep looking. This is the sword your father used.”

 

Percy: “It’s perfect.”

 

The sword gleamed in the sunlight.

 

Grover: “Well, we better get going. Come on, man.”

 

*AT THE BATTLE FIELD*

 

Mr. Lake: “Welcome to Battle Practice!”

 

Mr. Lake: “Will anyone let Mr. Jackson be on their team?”

 

Luke: “My team will.Welcome to the Blue Team.”

 

Percy: “Oh, cool.”

 

Mr. Lake: “The rules are to get to the enemy’s flag without being injured or the other team gets the flag.”

 

Mr. Lake: “Everyone get into your battle positions. 1...2... 3...!

 

(Sounds of screams and swords clashing.)

 

Luke: “Follow me; I know where the flag is!”

 

Luke: “Watch out for those swords!”

 

Enemy: “Die!”

 

Percy: “Ah!”

 

(Percy dodges the sword.)

 

Enemy: “Grr!”

 

(Luke makes a cut in the enemy's leg.)

 

Enemy: “Ah!”

 

Luke: “Come on, Percy, he’s knocked out!”

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

Article posted October 27, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 289



Fire Hazard

Article posted October 26, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 471

“We have to leave you at home” my mom said.

“OK!” I said. I was pretty excited!

But once my parents left, I was hungry!

“Man, I’m starving.” I said. My dog was looking at the French fries on the counter.

“WOOF!”

That gave made an idea to heat those French fries in the microwave. “Thanks, Titi.” I picked up the leftovers and wrapped it in tinfoil. I was dying of hunger! “Hmm, I’ll put. . .ten seconds.” I punched in ten seconds on the microwave. But guess what happened. . . ?!

BOOM!

It lit on fire! The fire was roaring out of control! I grabbed it fast! “I have to get a cup!” I climbed the counter and grabbed a cup. “The sink!” I rushed and poured water on it.

WOOSH. . . !

The fire was gone. “Phew. . . !” I put out the blurry smoke.

I’m so glad I didn’t burn the house. I should be home alone more often. . . .

“Are you okay, honey?” said my mother when she came home from the grocery store.

“Yep, just fine. . . .”

THE END

Article posted October 26, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 471



Self Portrait

Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 605

shark

Self Portraits done with our Art Teacher. Go HERE to check out her webpage!.

Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 605



Interview with Shamefulcloud (video)

Article posted October 21, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 265

INTERVIEW WITH…


SHAMEFUL CLOUD



Sharkattack17: “So, I hear you dabble in catchy pieces of writing.”


Shamefulcloud: “Well., yeah, I like to catch the viewer’s eye….”


Sharkattack17: “Very poetic.”


Shamefulcloud: “Thanks.”


Sharkattack17: “What are your hobbiess beside mas5thgrade.org?”


Shamefulcloud: “I like to play Wii.”


Sharkattack17: “Very nice. I have one too!”


Shamefulcloud: “Cool.”


Sharkattack17: “What’s your favorite color?”


Shameful cloud: “Blue!”


Sharkattack17: “Blue is a good color.”


Sharkattack17: “What is your favorite star or artist?”


Shameful cloud: “Bruno Mars.”


Sharkattack17: “I hear screaming girls outside!”


Shameful cloud: “Good thing I don’t have any fans!”


Fan Girl: “You Rock!!”


Body Guard: “Back away!”


Fan Girl 2: “You Rock!”


Bodyguard 2: “BACK OFF!”


Fan Girl 3: "I'M YOUR NUMBER 1# FAN!"


Shamefulcloud: “Whoa!”


Sharkattack17: “Time to end this!”


Shamefulcloud: “GIVE ME COMMENTS


Sharkattack17: “Back to you, Carl Azuz!”


Article posted October 21, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 265



Percy Jackson Part 4

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 264

 


Percy Jackson Part 4

 

Grover: “Percy wake up!”

Percy: “Ugh…”

Nurse: “He’s waking up!”

 

Percy wakes up in a place that looks like an infirmary.

 

Percy: “Where am I?”

Grover: “Welcome to Camp Half-Blood!”

Percy: “What?”

Percy: “I had the weirdest dream that you were a half-goat, half-man.”

 

Grover pulls off his pants.

 

Percy: “Whoa! That’s awesome and weird!”

Grover: “I’m a centaur, dude.”

Grover: “Come on, I’ll show you around the camp.”

 

Percy: “Wow, this is so cool!”

Grover: “Here, you're going to learn and be trained to be a Demigod!”

Percy: “A Demi-what?”

Grover: “You know, in school when we discussed when gods and mortals get married and have demigods.”

Percy: “Oh, my Gosh! I’m a demigod!?”

Grover: “Yep.”

Percy: “Whoa, who is that?”

Grover: “She will destroy you.”

Percy: “I asked for her name.”

Grover: “Fine. Ana Beth, daughter of Athena, Goddess of Wisdom.”

Grover: “No flirting, Lover Boy.”

Percy: “I WASN’T FLIRTING!”

Grover (smirking and chuckling): “Whatever you say.”

Grover: “I want you to see something. That is our camp instructor!”

Percy: “He’s half horse, half man?!”

Grover: “His name is Mr. Lake.”

Mr. Lake: “Why, hello there Percy Jackson. Welcome to Camp Half Blood!”

Percy: “Thank you.”

Mr. Lake: “Come tomorrow to the Battle Arena.”

Percy: “Okay.”

Mr. Lake: “Grover, can you show Mr. Jackson to his room?”

Grover: “Yes, sir. Come on, man!”

 

*Later In Camp-Half Blood*

 

Grover: “You’re going to love this place.”

Percy: “I think I love it already!”

 

Percy looks at a spear.

Grover: “That’s your dad’s spear. Well, you better get some sleep. Tomorrow you have battle training.”

 

 To Be Continued. . . .

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 264



Minecraft The Game

Article posted October 17, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 309

Minecraft


Minecraft is a game where you build and try to survive from monsters that try to kill you. It's a PC game also coming out for XBOX360 nd android phones. You can play singleplayer or play multiplayer with your friends! 


There are monsters like Creepers that blow up . They can destroy you! And destroy your house and creations, so watch out for them  You can download skins. They're like creating your character. The Default character looks like this:


Game companies have voted Minecraft THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD. It's all around the world. To buy the game search Minecraft.net. The person that made the game is called notch he looks like this:


So far, at least MILLIONS AND TRILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND (1111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000000) OF PEOPLE REGISTERED AND 1111111102999999999999933849021 HAVE BOUGHT THE GAME! There's a free version of the game except there's no monsters. You can only build and meet up with friends. It's called Classic or Creative!


It's such an awesome game! I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT. Comment if you looked at the game or watched some videos of the game! Tell me if you get the concept of the game!

Article posted October 17, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 309



Percy Jackson Part 3 And The Chronicles

Article posted October 14, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 258

PERCY JACKSON


The Chronicles, Part 3

 

*NEXT DAY*

 

Percy: Hey Grover.      

Grover: “Hey, Man, look up in the sky. What’s that?

 

*FIRE SHOOTS FROM SKY*

 

Citizen: Oh, my God, what is that?!

 

The dragon comes down with his talons and slashes through the city.

 

Percy: Grover, Watch Out!

Grover: “Percy, take this pen!

 

Grover throws a pen right to Percy’s face.

 

Percy: “What does a pen do?!    

Grover: Click it!         

 

*A Sword Comes out*   

 

Percy: Woah! What do I do?!

Grover: Protect yourself.  WATCH OUT!

 

The dragon comes down and tries to Kill Percy.

 

Percy: Ah!

Dragon: GIVE ME THE LIGHTING BOLT PERCY JACKSON!

Percy: What Lighting Bolt?!

Dragon: Do Not Play Games WITH ME!

 

*FIRE COMES OUT OF THE DRAGON'S MOUTH*          

 

Citizen: HELP!

Grover: Percy, we have to get your mom!

 

*The dragon aims for Percy and flies in.*

 

Percy uses his sword and cuts the dragons arm.      

Dragon: AH!

Percy: Ugh, I feel weak.

Percy looks down and sees that his leg is scratched. He feels red hot pain.

 

Grover: Come on, I gotcha!

 

*IN THE PERCY HOUSEHOLD*

 

Percy’s Step Dad: Got in a fight I see.

Percy: Be quiet.

Percy’s Step Dad: What Did you say?! Don’t you see your mom is catering me and my friends?

Percy: I said be quiet you slob!

 

*Percy’s Step Dad Pushes Him to the wall*

 

Percy’s Mom: Percy!

 

Grover hit’s Percy’s step dad with his cane.

 

Percy: Nice Man!

Grover: Thanks, come on!

 

*Percy , Grover , and his mom drive out of the city.*   

         

Percy: Why are we leaving the city?

 

Percy’s Mom: This involves your father… your real father.” 

                       

Everything is Quiet.

 

Percy: What Was Dad Like?

 

Percy’s Mom: He was a great person. When you were born he loved you but they forbid him from loving their children so he went to war.

 

Grover: Watch Out! Dead Centaur!

                              

*Tires screech*

 

Percy: What just happened?!

  

Grover: Oh, No…

Grover: A Minotaur!

Percy: You Mean Half Bull Half Man?!

Grover: Yep!

Percy’s Mom: RUN!

 

The Minotaur starts getting closer ready to kill. . . .

Grover: Hold On!

 

*Grover smashes the windows with his legs.*

 

Percy: You Have Goat Legs?!

Grover: I’m a centaur.

Percy’s Mom: Go Go!    

 

They escaped out of the car then…the Minotaur attacked…

 

*Minotaur hits edge of car.*

 

Percy: Come on!

Grover: Get Inside Camp Half Blood!

Percy: Come on, mom, come in!

Percy’s Mom: I can’t go in any farther!

Minotaur: “Diiiiiiieeeeeeee!”

*Minotaur grabs Percy’s mom and makes her disappear.*    

Grover: Use the Pen!

Percy grabs the pen and attacks!

 

*Minotaur scratches Percy on the neck.*

Percy: Ugh…"

 

*Percy grabs his pen and slices the minotaur’s head in half.*

 

Grover: Percy!

 

*Percy faints and falls into a coma.*

 

To Be Continued….

 

 

 

Article posted October 14, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 258



Percy Jackson Part 2

Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 294

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Part II     


Previously….

 

"Your substitute teacher, your other teacher is…sick. Very…sick.”

 

Percy: “Psst, Grover, how can the history teacher be sick? She’s never been sick, ever.”

 

Grover: “I don’t know, but this is strange.”

 

Sub Teacher: “Will someone tell me what Shakespeare meant in this poem? Percy, how about you?”

 

Percy: “Uh...I’m. . . .”

 

Then the Words on the wall fly off and turn into greek language.

 

Percy: “I’m sorry. I don’t know….”

 

Sub Teacher: “Disappointing….”

*LATER*  

 

Percy’s Mom: “How was school?”

 

Percy: “Terrible as always….Mom, everything is getting much worse my HDAD is getting much, much, much, worse.”

 

Percy’s Mom: “It will get better.”

 

Percy: "When?! Tomorrow? A week? A month? Today?”

 

The door opens.

 

Percy whispers: “Oh, great here comes the slob….”

 

Percy’s Step Dad: "Get me a beer, will ya?!”

 

Percy: “Get it yourself. You're closer to the fridge, fatty.”

 

Percy’s Step Dad: “Shut your mouth or I’ll shut it for you!”

 

Percy: “Mom, how can you live with him treating us like that?”

 

Percy’s Mom: “He’s good to us in ways you don’t understand.”

Percy Jackson

is in GRAVE danger….In the next part of: Percy Jackson Rewrote

Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 294



Percy Jackson

Article posted October 6, 2011 at 02:48 PM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 333

 


                  Percy Jackson

* Changed version of the book Percy Jackson and the Olympians* 

Hello, everyone. You may know me as Sharkattack17, but now I will be a narrator for my “Imagination” story. There are some facts in here. Now enjoy the story. . . .


 

Zeus: “Poseidon! Someone stole my LIGHTING BOLT!”

 

The wind stops and everything shakes. . . .

 

Poseidon: “What, I never did that?!”

 

ZEUS: “EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CHILD  IS the only one who is powerful and has track marks!”

 

 

Poseidon: “MY CHILD HARDLY KNOWS WHAT HE IS!” 

 

Zeus Stomps the ground with all his power.

 

Zeus: “You make sure your son gets the lighting bolt or I will make war!”

 

Everything returns back to normal. . . . 

 

Poseidon (Thinks in mind): "Percy, please help….” 

 

 

*LATER IN THE DAY*

 

 

Percy was chatting with his friend Grover.

Percy sits in still water.   Percy starts to swim up.

 

Grover: “Oh, my gosh man, how do you stay underwater for 28 minutes?!”

 

Percy: “I don’t know. I just feel like I can think underwater, and I just want to stay there forever.”

 

               *Later that day*

Substitute Teacher: “Hello, class. I will be your substitute teacher. Your other teacher is…sick. Very… sick.”

 

Percy: “Psst, Grover, how can the history teacher be sick? She’s never been sick ever.”

 

Grover: “I don’t know, but this is strange.”

 

 

 

                      To be

continued….

Article posted October 6, 2011 at 02:48 PM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 333



Pie!

Article posted October 5, 2011 at 06:50 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 326

Pie

 


          Pie

Pie make’s me think about. . .

Rasberry pie!
Blueberry pie!
Lemon meringue pie!

 

(4x) ALL KINDS OF PIE!
Yea!

(3X) MOM MAKES PIE
Yea!

 

Pie is my favorite thing in the world!
(2X) Yea!

 

ITSSSSSSSSSSS PIE TIME!

 

One taste of pie and you will say

 OMG!

 

IF YOU HATE PIE I WILL FIND YOU! (3x)

 

 

      PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Article posted October 5, 2011 at 06:50 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 326



Haunted House

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:07 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 342

Haunted House


3:00 in the morning my parent’s were driving me to my flight to californa , I was going with my sister my parent’s coulnd’t afford for 4 ticket’s. Once me and my sister met our cousins in californa (2 week’s later) we wanted to spend our last day in californa in…

Universal Studio’s!! (later in universal) we chose to go in a haunted house once we came in there , there was no way out! All the horror creatures were going for me I

 

hid behind my sister and my cousin I was so scared “Die!!” said a monster “I’m not going to hurt you!!

 

MWHAHA!!” “Better get a first aid kit!!” (Later) “Finally!”

I said “let’s do a different ride”

 

                       The End *Or Is It*…

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:07 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 342



Lost

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 293

Lost…


 

“Oh no,” I yelled. I was lost at a water park. I kept looking for my sister. . . .She was long gone. I was thinking what I was going to do! So many crowds of people. I thought I should go where I last saw my sister. I went near the pool. I looked and looked. She was nowhere in sight. I just sat down and then…I should call an employee!! But most of the employee’s were in the lounge: EMPLOYEES ONLY! The other employee and life guards were on their break. I thought I was doomed until…

                   BAM!

I bumped into someone. Guess who it was?

 

                    MY SISTER!

 

“Where have you been?!” said my sister.

“I’m sorry.”

 

And we went home.

 

The End…

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 293



IPod Touch

Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 354

 


                                IPOD TOUCH

          Dedicated To My New IPod Touch

                 By Sharkattack17

 

I LOVE……………. IPOD TOUCH IPOD TOUCH

 

JINGLE THE SETTINGS JINGLE THE SETTINGS!

 

CHANGE YOUR BACKGROUND TO ANYTHING.

 

PLAY ANGRY BIRDS PLAY ANGRY BIRDS PLAY IT ALL DAY!

 

TAKE PICTURES ALL DAY! CHECK E-MAILS CHECK E-MAILS DO IT ALL DAY =D

 

DISCOUNT ON THE APPS I GOT A DISCOUNT ON THE APPS

 

I LOVE MY IPOD TOUCH!

                                 

Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 354



Muffins

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 568

Muffins


By Sharkattack17 Feat. LMMO

 

LMMO: “Hey, Kids, we're gonna' sing the birthday song!”

 

KIDS: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

LMMO: “Just kidding, we're gonna sing the muffin song!”

 

Sharkattack17: “Yay!”

 

BOTH: “MUFFINS, I'M ALLERGIC TO MUFFINS!”

 

Sharkattack17: “That’s why we're singin' this song!”

 

LMMO: “ MUFFINS MAKE ME BLOW UP IN HIVES!”

 

Sharkattack17: “MUFFINS MAKE ME NOT BREATHE!"

 

BOTH: “MUFFINS MAKE US FAINT!”

 

BOTH: “OH YEAH, MUFFINS STINK!”

 

LMMO: “ LIKE A BEE HIVE!”

 

Sharkattack17: “Yeah!”

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 568



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