I was born July 31st, 2004 at a gas station in downtown Marico. I two sisters named Fateen and Fatween. Their births are January 45th, 1995 and April 99th, 1999. My mum is 132 and my dud is 123. (I think.) I have dog named bike and a bike that I named dog. My sister Fatween has a cat named Fetwah who ate my poor bike and there was blood on my bed, so now my bed is zee color of red. I sleep with a princess blankie my mum knitted me when she was 20. I was not even born yet but my dud wanted a boy to play zee zees with. (Whatever that is.) I has a very confusing life! My dud so skinny he come home from work at eight. My mum so lazy that she no take me to Game Stop. She say game too much money so you save money. Here is my awesome song to end my awesome journal writing:
My name is Fadel
pom pom pom pom
My sisters are Fateen and Fatween
pom pom pom pom
My mum is so lazy
pom pom pom pom
And my dad is so skinny
pom pom pom pom
And that is awesome zong
pom pom