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 Hobo Sister Adoption Center
LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER! TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET! LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW! *AT THE NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS TRINDA: YES, PLEASE! LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES. TRINDA: WHATEVER
TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE. NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN? TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .
(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.) LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT! NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.
TRINDA & LINDA: WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!
(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)
TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO! NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER! (HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.) TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO. TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME! LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD! TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME. TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG? TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….
(3 HOURS LATER.) (TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.) TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS? TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY! LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH…. TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO…. HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL! EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN! TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER! NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE…. TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!
(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)
TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU! HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS! EVERYONE: WHAT!? HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!" BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…? LINDA: HOBO? BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR! BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE? Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:11 AM • comment • Reads 104 • see all articles |
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