Interviewing Hobos!

CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,

MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.

Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!

(Hobos walk in.)

Both: HI! We're Hobos!

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!

Reporter: Okay, then….

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?

Trinda: PEE YELLOW!

Linda: TRIANGLE!

HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!

Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....

HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?

(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)

Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?

Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!

Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!

(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?

Trinda: CANDYLAND!

Linda: Hippolania.

(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)

Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!

Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!

(Hobo Fan comes back in.)

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!

(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)