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 Elevator Sandy was going to visit her grandma at the hospital. She had a stroke, and she wanted to see her. “What if she is dead?” Sandy asked her mom. “Don’t say that. Think positive thoughts, OK?” Sandy’s mom said. Sandy pushed the elevator button to go to the 10th floor. While they were waiting, Sandy saw a fat man was behind her, fighting about something really dumb with his wife. “You should have told the lady not to put that chunky milk in our cart!” the wife said. “I needed the chunky milk to get rid of that possum in our attic!” the husband yelled. “Now it left a dirty stench in our house, and we had to move to a hotel!” While they kept fighting, we kept waiting. Finally, the elevator door opened. Sandy, her mom, the fat man, and his wife stepped into the elevator. There was a teenager in there that sometimes scared Sandy’s mom. The elevator door closed and slowly they went up to the 10th floor. “Hey, you,” a teenager said to Sandy. “What,” Sandy replied. “You got some bacon?” the teenager asked. “Why would I have any bacon?” Sandy said. “Well, I am just so hungry I am in the mood for bacon.” “Well, I am sorry. I don’t have any bacon.” Then the teenager started screaming at Sandy’s mom for not buying any bacon. Also the fat couple was still fighting. Then the worst thing happened. The elevator was stuck! “Oh, no mom. You know that I am claustrophobic! I cant stand being in such a small space.” Sandy started panicking. The fat lady started screaming and saying, “Why did we have to go to the hospital TODAY?! Why?!” “What do we do?!I can't get stuck in here! I need to go on a date today, and I cant miss it?! Who knows how to work an elevator!” the teenager yelled. “All of you are really dumb people.” Sandy’s mom said. She went to the side of the elevator and pressed the call button. “Hello? We are stuck in the elevator in the hospital.” “OK, we are on our way.” “Mom, I can’t stand being in here. I need to get out!” Sandy screamed. Everyone started screaming and Sandy’s mom couldn’t stand it! 15 minutes later they were rescued. (This story had help from sinisterbunny.) THE END Article posted January 11, 2012 at 08:58 AM • comment (3) • Reads 123 • see all articles |
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