You ask why the New York Jets are so bad? I will tell you. The two words are:
MARK SANCHEZ!
He is so bad I made a parody about him. It goes like this. . .
OHHHHHH, SOMETIMES MARK SANCHEZ
CRIES LIKE A BABY
YEAH, HE’S ALWAYS CRYIN’ LIEIN’
DIEIN’
ON THE GREEN, GREEN, GREEN GROUND
OHHH, WHEN HE GETS TACKLED
YEAH
NOW YOU KNOW
WHY THE JETS ARE SO BAD!