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by BieberHairFlip41 teacher: MAS 5B 2011 - 2012


Assignments
i-Prints 05/11
Miro 05/11
Final Pioneer Diary Entry 05/10
Poetry 04/24
Inquiry 03/25
Return to the Moon 03/11
Literary Essay 01/12
Self Portraits 10/21
Sculpture 12/02
Revision 11/22
School Report 10/31
Personal Narrative 10/26
A True Story From Your Life 10/21
Independent Writing 10/21

Blog Entries
5/10 Final Pioneer Diary Entry
4/26 THE DEO
4/24 Win it all
3/22 Sun
3/7 HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION
2/29 If school plays are real
2/28 How to keep your iPhone away from your sister
2/28 mission
2/15 What to do at night if you can not fall asleep?
1/26 Long Story
1/25 American Idol
1/24 Top 5 BEST Dances in the NFL
1/23 Parody to the Cable Commercial
1/23 Why Are The Jets So Bad?
1/19 NAME THAT LYRIC
1/17 HAVE HOPE
1/13 Time Out Corner
1/11 The Inside Story of Him
1/9 Hurricane
1/9 The Story of Me
12/3 Sculpture
11/22 HURRICANE FEVER
11/17 4124 Mix Quiz (HP)
11/17 MOVES LIKE MJ
11/7 BIEBER'S BLOG
11/4 BIEBER’S BLOG
11/3 Boarding School
10/31 School Report
10/26 HURRICANE FEVER
10/21 Self Portrait
10/18 Bieb's Big Hits (video)
10/14 Sinks All Around
10/6 Interview With Bieberhairflip41 (video)
10/6 Education
10/5 Predictions
10/3 Green Eggs and Ham
9/27 The Marty Song (video)
9/23 Weazie
9/22 The Neverending (video)
9/22 A Sink Song (Audio)

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Final Pioneer Diary Entry

Article posted May 10, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 437

Dear Diary,

Well, this could be the last time I am ever gonna' write to yall’ and I am almost dead. It feels like just yesterday I left Texas and I cannot believe that I am almost in Oregon. The trail has been nice over the summer and fall and even spring. Sometimes I look up at the sky and imagine myself doing things. Achieving my dream is one of them. I am thinking of my ma and pa every minute of every day. Thinking about how they died by drinking and such. I also think of my home town back in Cuba. I was so happy there. I remember getting sent to Texas and living with my uncle Julio. I decided to come here because my ma and pa always said to me, “Follow your dreams, Juan. Just follow your dreams.” God, I miss them so much.

The trail has been hard. We had to make so many decisions along the trail. Just today we had to decide what to do, go back to Paradise or send scouts to Snow Pass. We chose Snow Pass. I have done so much since Independence. I got married and had seven kids. My wife is Dr. Dan’s daughter. I really hope my wife and kids still love me. I hope they know that I tried my best to make them happy.

I love you Jack, John, Juan, Rose, Abby, Melissa and William.

If any pioneers in the future find my diary, read this because this is the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time. Also decide carefully about what you should do.

All of the best,
Juan Hernandez

Article posted May 10, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 437



THE DEO

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 72

THE DEO

I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
Meow mio meow mio
hey hey.
hey hey
mio mio mio mio
oh she go
everybody else goes
hey hey hey
I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O
ha,
IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
My favorite animal is a pink flamango
ha,
my favorite game is to do the limbo,
limbo baby
yeah
I wear cologne to make me smell good
ha,
it's why I'm getting all the ladies.
hey, hey, hey.
I like to dress up and look snazy
'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,
hey, hey, hey
It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.

Word. homeslice.

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 72



Win it all

Article posted April 24, 2012 at 09:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 303

win it all

Article posted April 24, 2012 at 09:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 303



Sun

Article posted March 22, 2012 at 09:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 240

Did you know that the sun gives light to the whole world?! The sun is made up of a gas called plasma. The distance from the sun to the center of the galaxy is 25,000 light years away.(A light year is the distance light travels in one year.) Did you know that if the sun moves back one inch everything on the earth will freeze and be dead? And if the sun moves forward one inch everything will burn? Of what we see of the sun, the temperature is about 5,500 degrees C. The sun is 1,000,000 times the size of the earth. It is the biggest star in the galaxy! The sun is 150,000 KM away from the earth. So remember, the sun gives light to the whole world, so don’t look up at the sun directly because it will burn your eyes.


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Article posted March 22, 2012 at 09:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 240



HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 76

 


HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION

 

1.      GET EGGS

2.      CRACK THEM IN A BOWL

3.           PUT SOME MILK IN THE BOWL

4.          GET A FORK AND STIR IT UNTIL THE BUBBLES ARE OUT AND ALL THE LINES ARE OUT.

5.          IF YOU HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED STOVE, PUT THE HEAT ON

6. IF YOU HAVE A NEW ONE, PUT THE HEAT ON HIGH.

7.          GET A SMALL PAN LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DAD'S HAND

8.           POUR THE EGGS IN

9.           PUSH THE EGGS TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE PAN WITH A SPATULA AND PRESS DOWN ON THEM AND MAKE THEM GO ALL OVER THE PAN IN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE.

10.         WAIT TWO MINUTES AND TAKE A PLATE AND THE PAN. TURN THE PAN UPSIDE DOWN ON THE PLATE. PUT THE EGGS ON THE PLATE. PUT THE PAN ON THE STOVE. SLIDE THE EGGS OFF THE PLATE ONTO THE PAN.

10.   WAIT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES AND WHEN IT IS DONE, PUT IT OUT ON THE PLATE AND...

 

BAM! YOU HAVE EGG PIE.

 

11.        COMMENT

 

12.     TELL ME WHAT MY NEXT “HOW TO” SHOULD BE.

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 76



If school plays are real

Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 73

 If school plays are real


Civil war


One guy: Die! Die all of you! Just die! Die! I will tear you to shreds!

Another guy: No, YOU die, you lazy bag!

Another guy: Violence is never the answer.

One guy: Shut up, Julio!

Another guy: Ricardo, I thought we were friends?

One guy: Not any more, Julio. We are in war.

 

Wizard of Oz

Dorothy: Ahhhhh!

Scarecrow: Oh, my, it’s a lion!

Tinman: I think my tin pants are a little rusty.

Scarecrow: Shut up!

 

Baseball mania

A nerdy kid: Wait, wait, I thought this was a school play.

Cool kid: No, man, this is a baseball game. You could be the catcher.

 A nerdy kid: That sounds fun. Where is the equipment and the glove?

Cool kid: Don’t you watch baseball? There is no equipment. I will throw the ball as hard as I can to you and….

A nerdy kid: Ouch! That hurt!

Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 73



How to keep your iPhone away from your sister

Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

 How to keep your iPhone away from yoursister


 


1.      If she is in high school, go to her cell phone.


2.      Pick her cell phone up.


3.      Put your pointer finger on one of the long sides. Put your thumb on the bottom.


4.      Do you know how to skim rocks at the beach? It you do, get in the position that you would skim it in.


5.      Chuck the phone at her shin. If this works, you have succeeded. If it does not, run into her room and lock the door.


6.      Comment on this piece and give me some tips on what I should write for my next “How To.”

Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64



mission

Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 143

 


Mission

On Monday 2/13/12 my class and I went to Buehler Challenger and Learning Center. It is a place in New Jersey where children have to solve a mission in space. If you want to learn about everything I experienced, read this essay.

 

I was part of the life support team. In life support we did PH tests. We got to pour water into a cup and it was hard because it had too much or too little every single time. In mission control we had to see what the temperature in the spacecraft was. The most difficult part was when we had to pour the water in the cups because like I said it was always too much and too little.

 

 This mission was so fun, and I would go back any day.

Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 143



What to do at night if you can not fall asleep?

Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

1. Think of something you like. For example, Broadway shows and musicals. Whatever you want.

2. Turn any way you want to. I prefer turning towards the door because you can see and here everything out side your bedroom.

3. Do not be disgusting right before you are about to go to bed. If you pick your nose and fall asleep, right after you pick your nose you will wake up the next morning with snot in you hair.

4. Feeling like going to sleep is your favorite thing in the world even though it is probably not. If it is, why are you watching my show?

5. Remember what I said in step 1? Do what you did in step 1, but do not think it. Do it. Wait until your parents yell at you. If they yell, you are amazing at this. If they don’t, I’m sorry but you failed.

6.Since you did all of this you get so tired and you just fall asleep and you are done.

Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57



Long Story

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 83

The annoying girl who wrote a story about a girl in a red dress
that was stalking her
until she moved away to Spain to start a new living in a supper market
and five days after
moved away
the girl in the red dress was back
and she brought her best friend
named gusting mayflower
who was the girl's childhood friend
and they became the best of friends again
and the crazy girl in the red dress went to jail
because she was stalking the girl
and the girl in the red dresse's mother said she was going to sue for a strange reason
and it wound up that she went to jail too
and the girl and gusting moved back to Idaho and lived happily ever after
while the girl in the red dress
lived in a small room
with her mother

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 83



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