Never Say Never (Parody)

I never thought that I would be a singer,

(but I'm not)

I never thought I‘d be 6ft tall 

(I'm short)

I’d never thought that I'd be a telemarketer

(Would you like to buy some soup?)

I’d never thought that I would sing the fall

(What?)

I'm not being paramistic

(Stick)

I'm just being realistic

(realistic)

I will give everything I have

but remember this. . .

I will sometimes say never

(I said it 6 times so far)

I will eat peanut butter

( Just 'cuz it’s good)

Whenever my dog makes poo

you know that I’ll make you

Pick it up

Pick it up

Pick it up

up

up

up

unless u SAY

NEVER!