Distracted by the ease

The sweet smell of candy

The hard core metal crushes the bone

My foot meets the platform

Each bone squished against the rickets

The metal slowy releases back.

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER

LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!

TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!

LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.

TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!

*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *

NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS

TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!

LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.

TRINDA: WHATEVER

TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.

NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?

TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .

(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)

LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!

NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.

TRINDA & LINDA:  WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!

(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)

TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!

NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!

(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)

TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.

TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!

LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!

TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.

TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?

TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….

(3 HOURS LATER.)

(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)

TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?

TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!

LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….

TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….

HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.

LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!

TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!

EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!

TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!

NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….

TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!

(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)

TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!

HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!

EVERYONE: WHAT!?

HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"

BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?

LINDA: HOBO?

BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!

BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?

  Mercury

There are many planets out in the universe, and Mercury is the plant I’m going to tell you about.

Mercury’s orbit takes 59 earth days to rotate a year, and it takes 88 earth days to orbit around the sun. Mercury is the fastest planet to ever orbit the sun!

Mercury’s surface is much like the moon. It reflects 6% of sunlight. When the sun rises around Mercury, it can get about 215 degrees, and when the sun is not facing Mercury it can get about 206 degrees below zero.

Mercury doesn’t have enough atmosphere to stop an asteroid which creates craters in the surface. They can be very deep or very shallow. Mercury is very barren and almost airless.

Mercury is a very strange planet. It resembles the moon.  We don’t know much about the planet, but it’s worth the research.

Works Citied:

Brainpop.com

DiscoveryStreaming.com

World book Encyclopedia

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Return to the Moon

Buehler Challenger and Science Center is a training center dedicated to the astronauts that died in a mission called the Challenger mission. Then a man named Beuhler donated the most money to a Challenger center in New Jersey.

      I was a part of the medical team. My responsibilities were to check the crewmembers’ blood pressure, eye sight, temperatures, and reaction time. The most important part of my job was to see if the crew members were exposed to radiation, and to check if the are healthy or not. If they’re not healthy, it could jeopardize the whole mission. 

The most difficult part of my job was doing the math to find out the average of each test. It involved confusing decimal division and fractions.

If I had a second chance to fly, I would work more quickly and try to ignore all distractions.   

HOBO SONG

H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)

WE WASH OUR HAIR WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD,

WE EAT CLIPBOARDS AND CUTLET PENCILS.

H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)

We sleep IN alleys with poison rattle snakes,

We nap with garbage cans above our heads.

H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)

WE WALK THE STREETS WITH PLASTIC PAMPERS,

WE GO AND EAT OUT AT THE DUMPSTERS.

H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)

Interviewing Hobos!

CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,

MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.

Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!

(Hobos walk in.)

Both: HI! We're Hobos!

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!

Reporter: Okay, then….

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?

Trinda: PEE YELLOW!

Linda: TRIANGLE!

HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!

Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....

HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?

(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)

Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?

Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!

Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!

(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?

Trinda: CANDYLAND!

Linda: Hippolania.

(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)

Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!

Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!

(Hobo Fan comes back in.)

Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!

HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!

(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)