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by SinisterBunny teacher: MAS 5B 2011 - 2012
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Miro 05/11
Final Pioneer Diary Entry 05/10
Poetry 04/24
Inquiry 03/25
Return to the Moon 03/11
Literary Essay 01/12
Self Portraits 10/21
Sculpture 12/02
Revision 11/22
School Report 10/31
Personal Narrative 10/26
A True Story From Your Life 10/21
Independent Writing 10/21
Blog Entries

Title: Independent Writing (10/21/11)
Description: self-selected, independent writing pieces

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 2510

American Idiot!


Staring:


Host, Spleena: beiberhairflip


Judge, Dina: pbandj


Judge, Cina: basketballgirl


Judge, Tina: blubberflubber


Corny: horsebackrider


Sorny: horse29


Jam: sunshinesparkle


Pam: candylover


Cam: cutie#1


Derick: lmmo


Ferick: shamefulcloud


Fredy:sharkattack


Teddy:senorgummyworm


 


Dina: Welcome to American Idiot!


(Everoney Claps)


 


Cina: We will see four acts, Two will move on and we will see the winner.


 


Tina: Here is the first act, The Orney Twins!





(Sorny plays vilon, Corny sings, HOT CROSS BUNS.)







Spleena: Let's see what the judges think!


 


Dina: ???????


 


Cina: ????????


 


Tina: ????????


 


Spleena: Let's move on to our next act, The Western Cowgirls!


 


(They do a country dance and sing.)


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Spleena: Now we will move onto our 3rd act, DJ!


 


(Derick and Fredrick dance)


 


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Spleena: Now we will see our final act, Fart Boxing!


 


(Fredy and Teddy fart box)


 


 


Dina:?????


 


Cina:?????


 


Tina:?????


 


Note: The final acts will be announced in the video, and so will the winner!

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 2510



Article posted January 9, 2012 at 09:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 50

Click the link below to read all about PB&J!



[LINK]

Article posted January 9, 2012 at 09:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 50



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 09:50 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

Favorite Things Parody



Buggers on noses and wrinkles on kittens



Dull Wobble kettles and fat paper mittens



Puke paper packages tied up with green



These are a few of my favorite things



Cream colored chickens and crisp apple poodles



Doorbells and death bells and fat pigs with noodles



Wild geese that fly with their poop on their beaks



These are a few of my favorite things



Boys in pink dresses with beige satin sashes



Throw up that stays on my neck and eyelashes



Silver white pickles that melt into pink



These are a few of my favorite things



When the cat purrs,



When my legs itch,



When I'm feeling sad,



I simply remember my favorite things,



And then I don't feel so bad



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 09:50 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 64

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/EmmaWatsonshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 64



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 86

What I will be writing about is the 100th year of Mamaroneck Avenue School. The things I will be telling you about is the mural that got painted of then and now. I also will be telling you about the party that we had to celebrate the 100th year of Mamaroneck Avenue School. As soon as we walked into the party there was this picture frame that had what the school looked like back then and now. It was so interesting to see the changes we made to our school. As soon as you walked into our school there were these black and orange balloons. I was so excited. All my friends were on the playground or eating pizza or having Rita’s ice cream. I couldn’t wait to gone the fun! I hope Mamaroneck Avenue school stays for 100 years and more.



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 86



Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 74

Honest, caring, Energetic, smart Has one sibling Enjoys going to school to learn math Who loves to play soccer and Play basketball



Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 74



Article posted October 17, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

INTERVIEWING BASKETBALLGIRL PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? BASKETBALLGIRL: PURPLE AND BLUE. PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? BASKETBALLGIRL: BASKETBALL PBANDJ23: WHAT'S ARE YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS? BASKETBALLGIRL: A DOG AND A PANDA. PBANDJ23: DO YOU HAVE A SIBLING? BASKETBALLGIRL: YES, ONE. PBANDJ23: WHAT'S YOUR NATIONALITY? BASKETBALLGIRL: ITAILAN PBANDJ23: DO YOU HAVE A PET? BASKETBALLGIRL: YES, A DOG NAMED ROXEY. PBANDJ23: BACK TO YOU CARL AZUS ON CNN STUDENT NEWS!

Article posted October 17, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53



Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:26 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 85

Screen Names & Initials Matching!



 



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:26 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 85



Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 67

The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed Brother: blubberflubber Mother: basketballgirl Dad: shamefulcloud Good sister, Julianne: candylover51 Grandma: pbanj23 House cleaner: horsebackrider1 Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan) Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums! Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?! Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work. Grandma: OK, honey! Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg. Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well! House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best! Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?! Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy? Mom: Yes, I put one just for you. Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha! Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo! Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry! Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?! Juliana (crying): That was so mean. Narrator: Finally they went to school. (Later) NArrator: Then they finished school. Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun. Nathan: Do it and I'll tell. (Juliana makes a puppy face.) Nathan: I surrender. (Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.) Nathan: I'm running home to tell! Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one! Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work. Mom: Hi, kids! Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun! Mom: Is that true Juliana? Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened! Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon. Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble! Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon. Mom: I will use my secret weapon. (Mom uses secret weapon.) Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded. Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds. Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein. Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein. Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded. Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did. Nathan: Yeah! Haha! Mom: Do you want to be grounded too? Nathan: No, mommy.

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 67



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

bastketballgirls poster

Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61



Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

THE RANDOM SHOW WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM HOST: CUTIENUMBER1 TWINS: CANDYLOVER51 WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM! TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL! CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE! TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN . CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU? TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . . CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION. TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK]. CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN? TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS. CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU! CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS. CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM! SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?! CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY? SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?! CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED! SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK. [SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.] SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM. CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA. TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY! BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA. THE END

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54



Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:45 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

Go Home



I want to run


I don’t want to keep the walls that lock me inside


I want to see the world


And some bright lights


 


I’m in a black hole,


It’s dark in here


Someone get me out


 


Have you every been


Alone for so long


Did you every have


The feeling of loneliness


Did you every have to


Stay away from home


Did you every wonder


Why?


 


I want to run


I don’t want to keep the walls that lock me inside


I want to see the world


And some bright lights


 


I’m in a black hole,


It’s dark in here


Someone get me out


 


I want to go home


I want to be free


So let me be!

Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:45 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

The 2 Girls Who Point Out the Obvious at School



Starring:


Leah: basketballgirl


Mia: pbandj23


Gordon: sharkman


Filly: lmmo




 


Gordon


Leah and Mia at the lunch table….


 


Mia


You just spilled milk all over….


 


Leah


On your clothes and it's picture day!


 


Filly


Is that not obvious? And do you always do that with your sentences, one finishes the other?


 


Leah


Yes we….


 


Mia


Do, a lot!


 


Gordon:


Leah and Mia drinking water in the desert….


 


 


Leah


You’re in the middle of the deseret….


 


Mia


And you don’t have any water and might die of thirst!


 


Filly


Can I have some water?


 


Mia and Leah


No, don’t think about it!


 


Gordon


Leah and Mia at the beach….


 


Leah


You’re as red as a red thing!


 


Mia


I think you're sunburn!


 


Filly


Thanks?


 


Mia and Leah


You're welcome!  

Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/KatyPerryshow.pps

Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:51 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:40 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

Tryouts to be a football player!

 


Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!


 




Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!


 


Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.


 


Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)


 


Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.


 


Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!


 


(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)


 


Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?


 


Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!


 


Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!


 


CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!


 


Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.


 


(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)


 


Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!


 


Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.




 


Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?


 


Basketballgirl: NOW!


 


( BLUBER COMES.)


 


Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!


 


Blubberflubber24: Okay.




 


Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.


 


END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:40 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58



Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

American Idiot!


Staring:


Host, Spleena: beiberhairflip


Judge, Dina: pbandj


Judge, Cina: basketballgirl


Judge, Tina: blubberflubber


Corny: horsebackrider


Sorny: horse29


Jam: sunshinesparkle


Pam: candylover


Cam: cutie#1


Derick: lmmo


Ferick: shamefulcloud


Fredy:sharkattack


Teddy:senorgummyworm




Dina: Welcome to American Idiot!


(Everoney Claps)




Cina: We will see four acts, Two will move on and we will see the winner.




Tina: Here is the first act, The Orney Twins!





(Sorny plays vilon, Corny sings, HOT CROSS BUNS.)







Spleena: Let's see what the judges think!




Dina: ???????




Cina: ????????




Tina: ????????




Spleena: Let's move on to our next act, The Western Cowgirls!




(They do a country dance and sing.)




Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Spleena: Now we will move onto our 3rd act, DJ!




(Derick and Fredrick dance)






Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Spleena: Now we will see our final act, Fart Boxing!




(Fredy and Teddy fart box)






Dina:?????




Cina:?????




Tina:?????




Note: The final acts will be announced in the video, and so will the winner!

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44



Article posted April 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66

 America's Got Weirdos



Staring:


Host, Bart: beiberhairflip


Judge, Tammy: pbandj


Judge, Kammy: basketballgirl


Judge, Sammy: blubberflubber


Chipreck: horsebackrider


Dorathey and Margret: shafeulcloud


Figgle dances: lazyman 


 


Bart: Welcome to America's Got Weirdos!


(Everone claps)


 


Bart: We will see three acts, and the winner will be picked by our judges! First, we will see Dorathey and Margret!


 


(Dorathey and his sock puppet preform.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: Now, will see Chipreck and her magic trick!


 


(Chipreck preforms a magic trick.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: And for are final act of the night, Figgle Dancing!


 


(Figgle dances.)


 


Tammy:?????


 


Kammy:?????


 


Sammy:?????


 


Bart: And the winner is....


 


Thank you for coming to America's Got Weirdos!


 


(Everone Claps)

Article posted April 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 66



Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

Court Crazy!



Staring:



Judge Judy: basketballgirl



Lawyer, Ms. Lauren Law: pbandj23



Lawyer, Mr. Larry Fighter: bieberharflip



Client of Lauren Law, Elizabeth Skid-Moore: sunshinesparkle



Client of Larry Fighter John Joe: Brandon





Script:





Judge Judy: Welcome to court crazy!





(Everyone claps)





Judge Judy: Today, we will have Ms. Lauren Law as the lawyer for Elizabeth Skid-Moore who accused Mr. Larry Fighter’s client, John Joe, of steeling her new make-up kit. First, we will have Ms. Law present her client’s problem.





TO BE CONTINUED.

Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:17 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/ONEDIRECTIONshow.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted November 1, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 66

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, I am gonna' say something to the Lemonade Council of America. They gave me a comment. OK, first of all, you guys do not know where I live. The only people that drive up the street are the people that live there. And no, I am not lying.



OK, next up Sea World, that awesome aquarium in Flordia, has just been sued. The people that sued Sea World said Sea World treated the animals like slaves. Hello?! They train the animals! And I have seen Shamoo the killer whale, and from what I’ve seen the dolphins and whales look like they are having a pretty good time. And best of all, they train walruses! How is that not awesome?! And it's not illegal to train animals.



That’s all for today. This is Lazyman117, saying so long suckers!

Article posted November 1, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 66



Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 60

"Are we there yet?” asked my pesky sister Ellie.



“Yes, we are there. Now stop bugging me and carry your suitcase,” said dad.



Even though we were already at the hotel in Flordia, Ellie refused to carry her suitcase. So dad had to carry her suitcase till we got a luggage cart.



The next day we went to Disney World. Unfortunatly Ellie was scared of all the rides, including the merry-go-round. She cried for an hour. Eventually mom took her to the princess castle thing.



With Ellie gone we went on as many rollercoasters as we could. We also got these autograph books and people dressed as Disney characters signed them.



Best family vacation ever.

Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 60



Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

Band-Aid

by Lazyman117



I’m in the hospital

it hurts so much.

I’m being cured and it really stings.

I’m going through pain,

I’m such a klutz and nothing hurts more than paper cuts,

I am beaten to a pulp!

Cuz I need a band aid!

You think it will heal?

Cuz it was crushed by your auto mobile!

I need a band aid!

Oh, I need a band aid!

I was stung by a bee.

I cry a lot!

I was run over in a parking lot!

It still hurts even when I sing!

And nothing hurts more than a bee sting! And I cry so much!

Cuz I need a band aid!

You think it will heal?

Cuz I was crushed by your automobile!

I need a band aid !

Oh, I need a band aid!

I got boo boos.

It hurts so much!

I got my finger slammed in the door! Oh, it hurts.

I’m afraid of heights!

And nothing hurts more than bull shark bites!

I am beaten to a pulp!

Cuz I need a band aid!

You think it will heal!

Cuz it was crushed by an automobile!

I need a band aid!

Oh, I need a band aid!

Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50



Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:40 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57

Lazyman117's Schedule!



Sleep



Sleep



Sleep



wake up



go to school



get out of school



go to religion (Wednesday)



Do homework



take a two hour nap



eat dinner



annoy sister



eat dessert



oversleep

Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:40 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57



Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 117

1.I was class clown in 3rd and 4th grade.



2.My sister once ate almost half of my birthday cake.



3.I was kicked out of daycare for throwing stuff out the window.



4.The first game system I ever got was a game boy advance.



5.I’ve been playing video games since I was 4.



6.My sister is obsessed with "Shake It Up.



7.I actually became good at reading after watching "Kung Fu Panda."



8. My favorite drink is Coca-Cola.



9.Sometimes when I'm playing a videogame I make my own dialogue.



10. I’m actually so lazy that I make Snorlax look energetic.



11.I used to have buck teeth so large that I was called beaver boy.



12.I learned that practice doesn’t make perfect.



13.I watch YouTube all the time.



14.My favorite YouTube guy is chuggaaconroy.



15.My awful religion teacher gave us a panphlet on how to become a priest.



16. I started a newspaper called the “Regan News.”



17.I specialize in drawing cartoons.



18.I’ve had a computer with Internet access since 2005.



19.My favorite movie series is Harry Potter.



20.I am the worst player on the basketball team.



21.I am the only person I know who doesn’t have an email.



22.I’m the only one I know who's beaten Super Mario Galaxy.



23.My favorite show is Modern Family.



24. My sub music teacher called me a bunch of curse words.



25.One time I broke a video game record that didn’t exist til the next year.



26.I am incredibly hard to get out of bed.



27.My first words were in complete sentences.



28.My favorite book is Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.



29.I write in a journal just like Greg Heffley.



30.My dad's car smells because he ran over a skunk.



31.My family is fun, but completely crazy.



32.One time someone kicked a soccer ball in my face.



33.I can play the Darth Vader song on the piano.



34.My favorite restaurant is Molly’s Spillanes.



35.All these facts are completely true.

Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 117



Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:24 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Hey, guys, it's Lazyman117. I will be doing some game reviews, so expect to see new stuff by Monday. I don’t mean to brag but out of all my friends, I am the best at video games. Bye, and don’t interrupt my lazy sleep.

Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:24 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46



Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:34 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 104

Time for the Review



Now because I’m too lazy to do the work I’m gonna' speed through it.



Graphics are VERY realistic looking.The controls are great. I really enjoyed the story mode because you keep the remote at arm level. The boss fights looked REALLY cool.



There's your review. Now go and buy this game. (Rated T for teen, but who cares.)

Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:34 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 104



Article posted October 3, 2011 at 01:56 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67

welcome to my blog!

Article posted October 3, 2011 at 01:56 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67



Article posted November 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, it is the foggiest day of the year. It is so foggy you cannot see the trees.



OK, next up, the new book in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series comes out in six days. Kids are completely siked about this. So get ready for some cabin fever!



This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers!

Article posted November 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58



Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 96

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wha. . .what?

Oh, hi.

Please deposit 25 cents to continue reading.



Anyway, I’ve got news for you. Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever will be released on November 15 2011.



In other news, the Wii game system will be canceled sometime in 2012. The Wii will be replaced by a game system also called the Wii, but you will not be able to play games for the gamecube on it. Which is not good.



St. Vito's religious school now has bad rules. Now you are not allowed to eat or drink anything during class. Seriously? Eating was what made it fun! And the new director has not fired one of the teachers, a teacher who gives kids panphlets on how to become a priest.

Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 96



Article posted October 13, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 92

THE Lazy News



Time for some news.



The North Salem High School just went on a week long field trip to Paris. I got a postcard and three huge chocolate bars from my dad who works there.



In other worlds, the Grand Canyon has water from the Colarado River.



And if you want some grub go to Molly Spillanes (Mamaroneck Avenue). They have a bar, an outside area, and water-proof TVs.

Article posted October 13, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 92



Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 88

The Lazy News



OK, first up, Big Nate just went on a roll with his third book. Nate is trying to win a skateboard against his clueless friend Artur (aka Mr. Lucky). Will Nate win? If ya' wanna find out, take some cash and buy it!



In other words, me, LMMO, and SenorGummyWorm just recently finished a new song called “When Bunnyz Attack!” This song will make you scared! You better run, because the evil bunnyz just fired up the saw mill! See LMMO's page for the audio.)



That’s all for today. I’m Lazyman117 saying, see you guys later.

Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 88



Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:45 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 85

wimpy kid cabin fever poster

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Article posted October 17, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44

Time for some news.



First up, some people say there's no such thing as ghosts. But there are rumors at Mamaroneck Avenue School, that the famous ghost, “Bloody Mary,” haunts the girl's bathroom. No real proof, but it might be true.



In other news, Halloween will be on a Monday this year, which means no Halloween parties.



And last up, Chocolations is celebrating its 1 year anniversary. Chocolations makes the best ice cream, and it’s the perfect place to get a gingerbread house.



This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers.

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Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

Today we're interviewing lmmo.



What inspired you to write songs?

One day I was looking trough my ipod and I knew that I was going to be a song writer!



Have any of your siblings flipped out at you?

Yes, my older sister flips out when I walk within two feet of her! Total psycho!



What was the scariest thing you ever saw?

This really big roller coaster in Busch Gardens in Virgina. It was called the "Loch Ness Monster."

What was the worst movie you ever saw?

Well, I fell asleep watching "Rio," so it was pretty bad.



Who are some of the people you write songs with?

Well, I write lots of songs with people. I write with lazyman117, sharkattack17, senorgummyworm,blubberflubber24, and bieberhairflip41.



You mentioned me! Anyway, will you write any Christmas songs?

Maybe. So far I have been writing regular songs and sometimes rap songs. My song puppets is really fast!



Well, that’s all! Bye, bye! And you’ve kept me up past my naptime! So we will send those evil bunnys after you!



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Article posted October 20, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



First up, the well known Applebees Restaurant just recently went out of business. It is probably because Applebees does not make a lot of money.



Next up, the DARE program has been cancelled. The major says she can’t afford it. But some of the kids' moms are trying to get DARE back. Wow. I myself think they won't achieve.



OK, before I go I haven’t been doing the news lately because I have been working on stuff with LMMO. And just yesterday I found out my new dog will be at my house on Friday. I was planning on doing the the news but then I found out. Anyway see you guys later.

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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 54

Hello, lazy people everywhere! This is LazyMan117!



OK, I just got my new dog who is female! Her name is Bella. But my mom is making everyone help out with her, so I won’t be able to do a lot of stuff over the weekend and after school. I’ll be too busy walking the dog. But thank god I won’t need the pooper scooper. So, that’s all.



Wha?! Bella, stop eating my shoe!

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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 03:18 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 87

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Article posted October 27, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 60

The Lazy News.



Time for some news.



First up, it has been confirmed that the next "Wimpy Kid" movie will come into theaters in 2012. The movie will be of "The Last Straw" and "Dog Days."



OK, next up, bullying has become ILLEGAL. So if you're bullying anyone you are breaking the law. Plus someone will call 911.



Next up, girls are setting up lemonade stands on my street. A terrible idea if you ask me. Because:

1. no one walks or drives up my street.

2.The girls make the lemonade, and guess what? They cant read!

3. I really wouldn’t waste my money.



And that’s it.



This is Lazyman117, saying so long suckers who are wasting their time!

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Article posted October 31, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 62

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, Mamaroneck Avenue School just started rehersals for its new play, Fiddler on the Roof. Cast list:



Tevye: BeiberHairFlip and Kerry C.



Tzietel: HorseBackRider#1 and some girl named Vicky.



Hodel: Darcy T.and ?



Chava: Sara and Maddie.



Golde: Kiara, Taylor, and ?



Constable: Me and Joshua G.



Fyedka: LMMO



Ever circled a bunch of stuff in the Christmas catalog and end up with a bunch of clothes? Well, that’s what is going on at my house. My sister circled everything in the catalog that was from that tv show Victourious, that lame website Monster High and anything that had to do with American Girl dolls. Are you against this or encouraging it? If you are please comment.



Anyway, this is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers.

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Article posted November 2, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, everyone knows Broadway right? Well, Broadway just got more popular with its new play "The Lion King." It is amazing how they do it. The people who are giraffes have to stand on big stilts. And the guy who is Scar has the perfect British accent.



Next up, people are already getting ready for the holidays. Fred Claus is on TV, ABC is having it's countdown to 25 days of Christmas, and kids are making their Christmas lists. So get ready for an awesome holiday.



Well, that’s all for today. This is LazyMan117 saying so long suckers.

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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:33 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 63

thanksgiving poster!

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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

The Lazy News



Time for some news.



OK, first up, a video has been posted on YouTube. The video is of a Texas judge constantly whipping his daughter with a belt even though she cried and begged and pleaded for him to stop. We do not know why he did that, but when we find out why, we will make sure to tell you guys!



OK, next up, Dairy Queen, the famous ice cream place, just got so popular they made a Blizzard toy for kids. The Blizzard toy will allow kids to have Blizzards without going to Dairy Queen! Incredible!



Well, that’s all for today!



This is Lazyman117 saying so long suckers!

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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 75

Time for some news.



OK, first up, Mamaroneck Avenue School is having its first book fair of the year. This book fair will have funny books from Super Diaper Baby to Diary of a Wimpy Kid. So get money and go to the book fair.



OK, next up. What is the most fun dog? I am hoping to get votes in the comments. I am asking all of you, which dog is more fun? A Labrador Retriever? Or a dashund? Please vote in the comments. Whatever dog wins will be named World's Most Fun Yet Completely Crazy Dog!



That’s all for today. This is Lazyman117 saying, good riddance!

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 59

The Lazy News!



Time for some news.



OK, first up, the last Harry Potter movie will be on DVD on the 11th. The movie was described as epic from critics and plenty of students.



OK, next up, are shows like Spongebob bad for kids? Some people think Spongebob is bad for kids because it "rots the brain”. Please put your opinion in the comments.



That’s all for today! This is lazyman117 saying so long suckers!

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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67

Philosophers

Song by lazyman117



You know of those idiots!



Who ask you a bunch of stuff!



Does a tree make a sound

if it falls in the forest!?



They say hakuna matata will make you have no worries!



They say there's such thing as too honest!



Those idiots are known as:



PHILLOSOPHERS!



Yeah!



Philosophers!



Yeah!



They make the stupidest questions!



With very obvious answers!



Of course there's such a thing as too honest!



And of course a tree will make a sound!



PHILLOSOPHERS!



Yeah!



Philosophers!

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 287

Fiddler on the Roof

Red cast



Tevye: BeiberHairFlip41

Golde: Shai W.

Tzeitel: Victoria M.

Motel: Brandt S.

Hodel: Katy R.

Perchik: Jonthomas B.

Chava: Sara v.

Fyedka: Michael D.

Yente: Zoe G.

Shprintze: Jadalyn O.

Bielke: Ella C.

Lazar Wolf: Nobi F.S.

Constable: Joshua G.

Mordacei: Vincent D.

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

Lazyman117 Lists Good Movies



1.Megamind



2.Shrek 1,2,3,and4



3.Harry Potter Years 1-7 part 2



4.Phineas and Ferb Across the 2nd Dimension.



5.Beetle Juice (You might want to close your eyes at some parts.)



6. Marley and Me.



7. The Simpsons Movie.



8. Holes.

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

Hey, guys, it's Lazyman here, and I have got an announcement.



I am going to try to convince the principal of Mamaroneck Avenue school to have a school dog show! If I do convince her, then bring in dogs of all kinds! Huskys, Labradors, Cockapoos (Heh, heh), and Golden Retrievers!



Just remember, nothing says cute more than a puppy.

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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

Whats up, guys? It's lazy man here!



Ok, I am going to have my very own contest, like LMMO. Here are the questions:



1.What was my first entry?



2. What was the name of me, LMMO, and Senorgummyworm's hit song?



Answer the questions by commenting.



Whoever answers them first, will get to write a song with me. Whoever answers them 2nd will meet me in person.

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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

The Narrator

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Harry Potters Tag Video.



OK, now to get started.



Harry: Fact #1: The sun is hot, hot, hot! Fact #2: Louis Armstrong was on the moon.



Random spectator: No! No! You got it all wrong! You're supposed to say five random facts about YOU. Not five random facts!



Harry: Don’t you think that’s invasion of privacy?



Random Spectator: It’s a tag video! Of course it's invasion of privacy!



Harry: Fine. Fact#1: I live with my doughnut eating cousin, my stupid aunt, and my hardly a neck uncle. Fact#2: Hermione broke my wand by sitting on it. Fact#3: I can talk to snakes.Fact#4:I am the only one that can do a patronus. Fact #5: I am in Grifynndor.



Anyway, bye suckers.

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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

DIARY of Draco Malfoy



Dear Diary,



Ttoday I played in my first Quittitch match. We played against Gryfinndor, but we didn’t win because of that @#$@!# Potter! After the match I dueled him. Everyone thinks he’s the heir of Slytherin. That’s just nonsense.



Slytherin rocks!



Draco

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Article posted November 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 56

Direct This way (parody of Born This Way by Lady Gaga)



My daddy told me when I was young

you gotta' learn to yell at guys.

He trained me to do exactly that,

and I went really, really far.

Now I expose actors' talents

and take all of the credit.

I just won an Oscar, is that not cool?

I yelled at an actor today,

and that’s what makes me say, I know I was strict

I just direct this way!

I might be really friendly, or just plain old mean!

It doesn’t mean I’m stupid

I direct this way!

Why do I yell away!

Hey, I just direct this way,

baby, I direct this way!

Oh, don’t think that I’m stupid!

Hey, I just direct this way!

I’m not stupid

I direct this way!

I’ll yell at you in a mean way,

maybe I’ll be nice today,

but I will always direct.



I’m completely harsh on you, I will always yell this way. I will fire you in a few days,

and get on Santa's naughty list.

I’ll make your ears bleed,

with my awful singing voice.

And for no reason

I will yell at you,

through a brand new bullhorn.



Got my new bullhorn today! Now I will yell away!

No, not because I’m mean

I just direct this way!

I’ll order the actors,

to do my bidding in a very special way!



Don’t be offended when you see,

my inappropriate movie.

It's really not appropriate, it has nude people in it.

I am such a bad influence,

but the actors worship me.

I even wear white after Labor Day,

'cuz, baby, I direct this way.



Hope you won't think it's cliché

if I fire you today!

Don’t try to get your job back

I direct this way!

I certainly do not regret

all the credit I get!

I’m not completely mean

I just direct this way, hey!

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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 48

Mollys Spillane's(Parody of “Hakuna Matata” by Simba)



Mollys Spillane's,

what a good place to eat.

Mollys Spillane's

where you eat fried meat!

It is a good place to eat a hamburger!

It has water proof TVs,

and a ton of meat!

Mollys Spillanes!

When I lazy boy! (when he was a lazy boyyy!)

he would eat anything, anything at all!

I was a hungry soul, a

nd I bounced off the walls. And I hurt the managerrr!

Then I tore it apart! (He tore it apart).

Thought of eating the meat!

And I ate the meat!

And then I poo- Lazy,

not in front of the kids!



Oh, sorry.



Mollys Spillane's!

What a good place to eat!

Molly Spillane's!

Where you eat fried meat!

It is a good place!

To eat a hamburger!

It has water proof TVs!

And a lot of meat!



Molly Spillane's!

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Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65

december poster

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Article posted December 6, 2011 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

The idiot and the bad guy.



Idiot (turning around): GAH!



Jack:I am Jack! And I am evil!



Idiot: Wait a minute! You are the guy that built an orphanage for the victims of the forest fire I made. You're not evil!



Jack: You see, boy, lately the cops have been running out of business, so to help them I have decided to become a criminal!



Idiot: Wait, so you're being evil to be nice?



Jack: Yes! Why earlier today I stole this glow in the dark baseball! (Throws baseball.)



Idiot:Oww!



Jack: Oh, no! I killed him!



Idiot: What?! No you didn’t!



Jack: I truly have become evil! I hope your relatives can forgive meeee!



Idiot: There is something about that guy that’s strangely bizarre.

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Article posted December 7, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66

Lazyman117s Mind



OK, I am gonna' show you people in my mind as I always pictured them.



Mom: Your grades need to improve!



Sister: I want to watch Victourious!



Believe it or not, those people are pretty accurate.



Now to the people who aren’t so accurate.



FedEx Guy: Hit it, boys! OOHH, wait a minute Mr. Postman!



Bella: I love shoes!



Old man: Whats that, sonny?

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 92

“Dad are we lost?” I asked.



We were going on vacation, and Dad always gets lost.



“Ehh…what makes you say that?” asked Dad.



“We just past Santa's Workshop.”



“Percy’s right. We're lost," said Mom.



Before we knew it, we were running over a bunch of Santa's elves. One of them landed in our car. After that I just went to sleep.



When I woke up, guess what? Mom, Dad, me and the elf were stranded on an island.



“Ill go make us some food and shelter with the elf,” I said.



The elf was really helpful. He made me a drill and everything else I needed to make an awesome shelter with a swimming pool.



Meanwhile, Dad was on the beach making a sand castle. Suddenly he hit something hard.



“Oh! A bomb like alarm clock,” said Dad, “What’s this button do?” Then the bomb started counting down from 100:00.



Meanwhile at the US military. . . .



“Uh, sergeant. . . ?” said a soldier.



“WHAT!” said the sergeant.



“Remember that bomb we lost?"



“WE'RE THE US MILITARY! WE LOSE BOMBS EVERY DAY!”



“The one that looks like a big alarm clock”.



“YEAH!”



“Well, it's been activated, and there’s an elf on the island. We will all end up on Santa's naughty list!”



“WE'LL DEACTIVATE THE BOMB, YOU IDIOT!”



We enjoyed the rest of our vacation in peace. Eventually, I made the car a submarine, and we dropped the elf off in the village. When we left, Dad ran over a man with a white beard and a red suit. That’s right; we ran over Saint Nick himself.



“You better watch out,” said an angry Santa Claus.



“Oh, man” said Dad. “We will end up on Santas naughty list.”

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 70

more entertainign christmas carol



Ebeneezer Scrooge

Song by Lazyman117



When it's cold it chills you, chills you to the bone.

He strikes fear in the hearts of children

and makes you feel all alone.

There goes Mr. Outrage,

there goes Mr. Grim.

If there was a prize for being mean the winner would be him.

He must be so lonely,

he must be so sad.

He goes to extremes to convince us he’s bad.

He’s really a victim of fear and of thride.

Look closely and there must be a sweet man inside!

Nah!

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Article posted December 13, 2011 at 08:35 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

more entertainign christmas carol

Article posted December 13, 2011 at 08:35 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53



Article posted December 19, 2011 at 09:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

Hey guys! It's Lazyman117. It's been 6 days! I haven’t been posting because the webpage broke down. I'll be making more stuff soon! Merry Christmas!

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Article posted December 22, 2011 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52

Big Nate is an awesome comic. It follows a boy named Nate and his life at PS 38. Big Nate has goofy hair and is sorta clueless. If you like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you will love these books!

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Article posted January 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

Hi guys! It's Lazyman117 here! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! It was an awesome Christmas! Even though it wasn't white. Here's what I got:



1. Nintendo 3ds.



2. Super Mario 3d Land.



3. Mario Kart 7.



4. Zelda Ocarina of Time 3ds



5. Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7(wii).



6. Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games(wii).



7. Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 2.



8.a Snuggie.



I actually can’t play my wii because a kid named Dillon shoved “Night at the Museum” in it. So we sent it to get fixed.



Super Mario 3d Land has very good graphics for a ds. The gameplay is very solid, and I enjoyed playing it.



Mario Kart 7 has very good game play. It was one of the best Mario Kart games I’ve played by far.



Zelda, well I played a demo of the n64 version and I thought it was good, but I didn't think it was the “best game ever.” Then when I played it on the 3ds, I was all like “where have you been all my life?!” This game was amazing! The graphics are much better and the controls are better! And after you play the game there's a mirrored version of it!



My snuggie is very comfortable. Its perfect for watching tv at night.



Happy New Year!



From, Lazyman117.

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 93

Ok, I haven’t been posting much lately because my teacher wont publish anything! I wanted to have a ton of stuff up by now, but no! Anyway, see you guys later!

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

Lazyman117.



Favorite Book: Diary of a Wimpy Kid.



Favorite Animal: Dog.



Favorite TV Show: "The Simpsons."



Pets: A goldfish and a yellow Labrador Retriever.



Career: Sleeping, dog watching, and actor.



Hobbies: Playing with dogs, sleeping, and watching TV.

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 62

harry potter

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 12:39 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 75

Hey, guys! Wuz' up? Anyway, in two weeks Mamaroneck Avenue School will have its school play, “Fiddler on The Roof.” I will be in this play myself. LMMO and Bieberhairflip41 will also be it! And afterwords, we’ll go to Mollys Spillane's! So if you want to meet me in person, come to this play!

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Article posted May 18, 2012 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 131

I looked myself up on google, and someplace called "Roolblox" says I have an account. Let's get this straight, I do not. I saw some screen shots, and it looks like they are ripping off Mindcraft.



Part 2 of the Mario review up soon!

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Article posted May 22, 2012 at 08:18 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 56

15 More Facts About Lazyman117



1. Me and Lmmo’s birthdays are six days apart.



2. My sister thinks she's coming to Dave and Busters for my birthday.



3. I have a thirst for blood and violence.



4. I love muffins!



5. I like cake.(Duh!)



6. I was up until 7 am because my sister had 20 friends over for a slumber party.



7. I found out that most second graders are morons.(No offense.)



8. My sister has a crush on a bathroom.



9. I adore puppys.



10. The jack-in-the box in Harry Potter movie 3 scared me more than the snake.



11. My boggart would be a military seargent.



12. I am the king of "Yo mamas."



13. I get along with my brother way better than my sister.



14. I love my long hair.



15. I want you guys to comment.

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Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 61

Ahh… the Duper Mario Bros! Successful video game series to 3d video games! They even came up with a movie for it that does not follow the story at all. Bob Hoskins is Mario, which only makes sense. He's fat, and he’s got a mustache. And luigi is played by some Japanese kid. But where is his mustache? When Nintendo said Luigi was Mario’s younger brother, they did not mean he was 40 years younger! Well, Luigi is out in town doing something, and Daisy walks up. And Luigi gives her the pay phone. How sweet! Then they go on a date. And I guess Luigi wanted to take their relationship to the next level, so he took her to his work: the sewers. Smooth move, Luigi! While exploring the sewers, someone captures Daisy and goes off to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi end up in the Mushroom Kingdom, but how do they get there? Well, in any Mario game, they would just go down a pipe. But of course, something more realistic happens. They fall through a magic wall. I am not kidding when I say this. Then they get to the Mushroom Kingdom, which looks nothing like the games. Imagine a field full of white fluffy bunnies. You have got the game's Mushroom Kingdom. Now, imagine a place where something is always on fire and everyone is poor. You have got the movie's Mushroom Kingdom. Then Mario and Luigi are arrested and brought to Bowser. I bet you are thinking, "Oh, I can’t wait 'till he breathes fire!" But guess what? Bowser is a human! Think of a giant fire breathing turtle. Now, think of a human with a bad haircut. There you have Bowser. Then Bowser uses some devolution thingy on a Koopa. Guess what it turned him into? A Goomba! How in the name of h-- would Bob Hoskins be able to jump on that thing? Then Mario and Luigi escape and have a car chase. Yeah, remember all those games where Mario and Luigi were the ones on the run from the cops, but not Wario and Waluigi?!

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Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:32 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 58

I am finally back! I took a 4 month break! I will be posting new stuff like what Hogwarts House I am in! And it's Hufflepuff! Now don't criticize me, Hufflepuff is awesome! It is also LMMO's house. Take that Hufflepuff haters! Ii will also be posting a review for the Super Mario Bros movie! I need a life, don't I! Believe me, the movie stinks!

Sincerely, Lazyman117



























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Article posted April 28, 2012 at 07:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

Top 5 most annoying movie and video game charachters!



5. Donkey, from Shrek.



4. All characters from Shake it Up



3. Navi, from Zelda



2. Pumba, from The Lion King



1. Veruca Salt, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 60

Hey guys, it's been awhile! I am hoping to post a picture of my almost 10 month old dog! Her name is Bella! (Also known as Padfoot, Marley, Bellatrix, and Blooper!)

Article posted May 31, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 60



Article posted June 5, 2012 at 07:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 108

Hi, guys! It's been awhile! And you are probably wondering why? Because guess what? I just saw “The Woman In Black.” Very, very freaky. Now I am over it but I can honestly say, I might not be able to go to a funeral again.



-Lazymn117

Article posted June 5, 2012 at 07:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 108



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 57

Halloween is coming



the monsters are comin for you!



The monsters are comin at your door



there might be some more



I see them coming



I'm so terrified



I'm gonna' be paraliiiiiiiiiiized!



The apple monsters



the orange monsters



they’re all coming for me



Uh, oh. I might take a pee!



Please can someone help or call the army and navy



The army the navy



please can someone help



meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



yeah



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 57



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 45

It was about 9 am. We were all packed up, and I was holding my suit case. We were all getting into the car. It was a big process because we had so much stuff. Once we got on the road my dad said, “We’re off.” After about three hours we stopped at a nice restaurant for lunch. After that we got back on the road for three more hours. Then we finally got there, the house at the spot where Cape Cod just about ends.







The best part was that we could bring my dog Sammy and take him on walks on the sand road because the road was all sand and our house was exactly 121 feet from the beach. We did a lot of things. We went to this town and we got the best hot fudge ever. But after a week the end came so fast. My dad told it was because we were having so much fun. What Cape Cod looked like:



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:45 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 45



Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (10) • Reads 76

A sink song jrbj section featuring pbandj23 and sunshinesparkle I see a sink I see a really gray sink I see a sink I know you really wanna sink (X2) Red sinks green sinks yellow too I see a sink (X1) yeah (X2) yeah I see a sink I see a sink I see a sink Yeah (X3) I wash my hands in a sink wash my hands in a sink Sinks are fun sinks are awesome When I say sink you say yeah (x3) sink (x3) yeah (x3) Sinks oh yeah






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Article posted September 27, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (10) • Reads 76



Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 90

By: roadrunner memep feat. Bluberflubber White socks, black socks, brown socks. All the color of the rainbow socks. We can wear you, oh yeah. We love your brother the sock monkey.

Article posted September 28, 2011 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 90



Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65

                      GETTING MY BASEBALL SIGNED                  



It was about 5:30. I was at my friend’s house, and we were all ready to go to Citi Field for the Met game. I’ve always wanted to get this special baseball of mine signed by a major league baseball player. So we got into the car and after about thirty minutes we got to Citi Field. Unfortunately, there was a rain delay. But it was actually really good we had a rain delay because that meant that we could go to the best seats where you are on TV. It was my friend's birthday, and one of the Met players heard one of us talking about his birthday. He came over to us, wished him a happy birthday, gave him one of his old bats, and asked if we had any baseballs for him to sign. I said, "Yes!" So he signed my ball. I was so excited! After that, the game started and after that the game ended. I went home, and my family was so proud of me 



                            THE END                                              



 



Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65



Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66

You might remember the first song socks. Socks don’t get the chicken pox (times 2) whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don’t they The sock monsters don't get the chicken pox haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 66



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45

One day at school I just started to bang on the table and a couple people said it sounded good. So then when ever I saw a flat object I just started to drum on it. I knew that I wanted to get a drum set and play for the school band. So our music teacher Mr. chinn offered my mom a drum set for me. So my mom said I have a surprise for you and I went downstairs and my friend was over at my house and I saw a whole drum set and that’s when I knew I wanted to drum for the rest of my life.







Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45



Article posted November 7, 2011 at 07:59 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 58

These are all of the people I’ve worked with so far. (Some of the things that I’ve worked with are not on my webpage.)



Bieberhairflip41



Jefferson, the skeleton



Roadrunner



Cutienumber1



Senorgummyworm



Basketballgirl



Sunshinesparkle



Pbj23



Horsebackrider#1



Horse29



111111111111



sharkman



sharattack



chicharito



dora-terminator





These guys are awesome, especially Jefferson the skeleton (aka JTS) and SHARKMAN.



Article posted November 7, 2011 at 07:59 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 58



Article posted November 15, 2011 at 05:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Click the link below to try the BlubberFlubber Quiz!



[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 15, 2011 at 05:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42



Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 76

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

my lanta

I got scared

so I said it baby

I don’t

I know what iss

I put on my chicken pot pie

I think it’s a Chinese spice

but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh my lanta



Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 76



Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 770

boywhoneverwantedtogotobed



The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed



Brother: blubberflubber



Mother: basketballgirl



Dad: shamefulcloud



Good sister, Julianne: candylover51



Grandma: pbanj23



House cleaner: horsebackrider1



Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm



Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan)







Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums!



Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?!



Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work.



Grandma: OK, honey!



Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg.



Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well!



House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best!



Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?!



Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy?



Mom: Yes, I put one just for you.



Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha!



Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo!



Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry!



Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?!



Juliana (crying): That was so mean.



Narrator: Finally they went to school.



(Later)



NArrator: Then they finished school.



Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun.



Nathan: Do it and I'll tell.



(Juliana makes a puppy face.)



Nathan: I surrender.



(Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.)



Nathan: I'm running home to tell!



Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one!



Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work.



Mom: Hi, kids!



Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun!



Mom: Is that true Juliana?



Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened!



Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon.



Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble!



Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon.



Mom: I will use my secret weapon.



(Mom uses secret weapon.)



Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded.



Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds.



Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein.



Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein.



Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded.



Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did.



Nathan: Yeah! Haha!



Mom: Do you want to be grounded too?



Nathan: No, mommy.

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 770



Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 90

Try the 4124 Mix Quiz

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes

Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 90



Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 75

Since my blubberflubber quiz is so hard I am making a raffle out of it. The first person to send in the right answer will win a big surprise prize.

Article posted November 21, 2011 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 75



Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 55

my whale is blubbery

and also flub flub flubbbery this melody was meant for u

just sing along to beluga whale

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



dorablub mix baby



if I was just an old school shaak

yeah baby

uh hu

would u smack me in my face

like everybody else

uh hu uh

uh uh uh



if I was just another ki ki killer would be scared of me like e e everybopdy else



yeah and we’re bigger than you

katie perry

yaeh yaeh yaeh

yaeah oh



my whale is blubbery

and also flu flub flubbery this melody was meant for you just sing along to beluga whale



I hope you never go in my blow hole

and then it will get all clogged up

yeah yewah

UH

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

bye



Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:14 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 55



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44

Hello, everyone! As you all know my name is BlubberFlubber24, and I am running for Student Council this year. The reason I am running for Student Council is because I think everyone should get more involved with the school and learn to appreciate each other. I do not want us to lose touch with the spirit of the school. I believe we are all one family and we need to show appreciation for each other. I want to help students learn to be kinder to each other. In addition, I want the students to respect the school. Another way to bring students together is to have fun activities such as Crazy Hair Day or No Homework Day. Also, we should all be very thankful we are in school and not in hospital beds. Also, you might know I have volunteered over 200 hours of my time at the New Rochelle Humane Society, and I would really encourage the school to do volunteering like that.

Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44



Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 312

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: I don't want to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

S: I really want to say hello.

B: Hello, hello.

C: Hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

B: Hola!

S: Now we have to say goodbye.

C: Goodbye, goodbye.

F: Adios.

ALL: Chichuo!

Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 312



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 78

When I’m at the beach everybody stops

and they're staring at me

When I walk in the park

this is what

I see

I see

all of that blubber looking at me

Hey, look at that blubber

ahhh (x2)

I felt something in my pocket

and I ain’t afraid to show it

show it

show show it

I’ve got blubber

and

I know it

NTS ATS NTS ATS I’VE GOT FLUBBER AND I KNOW IT



WIGA WIGA WIGA WIGA YEAH (X4)



X2



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 78



Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64

Superman



This one is for the men in capes, yeah.



Going up in the air like superman



when he comes and gets my cat, yeah, yeah.



I’ll kiss him on the cheek like Juliet.



And he flies like Appolo 110



and like Ben Ten







Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 64



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 06:11 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67

Go to the harbor on may 20th to see me and my band perform for a huge walkathon for cancer!

Article posted January 25, 2012 at 06:11 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 67



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!







Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!




Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.




Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)




Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.




Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!




(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)




Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?




Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!




Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!




CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!




Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.




(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)




Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.






Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?




Basketballgirl: NOW!




( BLUBER COMES.)




Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Blubberflubber24: Okay.






Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.




END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 55



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

THE DEO



I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

Meow mio meow mio

hey hey.

hey hey

mio mio mio mio

oh she go

everybody else goes

hey hey hey

I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo,

limbo baby

yeah

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.



Word. homeslice.

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (9) • Reads 81

Happy Lama,

Sad Lama,

Out of Control Lama,

Super Lama,

Drama Lama,

Big Fat Mama Lama,

MOOSE!

High Five.

Lama!

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (9) • Reads 81



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 93

INTERVIEWING CUTIENUBER1



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite color?



Cutienumber1: Light blue.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite sport?



Cutienumber1: Basketball.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite food?



Cutienumber1: Tacos.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite book?



Cutienumber1: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, 1-5



Basketballgirl: Do you like being a singer?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Basketballgirl: Back to you, Carl Azuz.



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 93



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 38

Interviewing Senorgummyworm



Sunshinesparkle: What is ……



Cutie#1: Your favorite color?



Senorgummyworm: My favorite color is turquoise.



Cutie#1: Mine too.



Sunshine sparkle: I thought your favorite color was light blue?



Cutie#1: I changed it. Didn't you see in my blog?



Senorgummyworm: Ladies, ladies, don't fight. Let’s just get back to the interview.



Sunshine sparkle: OK, gosh. What’s your favorite ……



Cutie #1: Food?



Senorgummyworms: Of course it’s WAFFLES!



Sunshinesparkle: Who is your -



Cutie#1: Favorite celebrity?



Senorgummyworm: Of course i'ts you.



Cutie#1: Thanks.



Senorgummyworm: Peace, homes.



Cutie#1: That was a waste of my time.



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 38



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 86

INTERVIEWING CANDYLOVER51



Basketball: What’s your favorite color?



Candylover51: Light blue and purple.



Basketballgirl: What’s your favorite sport?



Candylover51: basketball



Basketballgirl: Why is that your favorite sport?



Candylover51: I like to play it.



Basketballgirl: What’s your favorite food?



Candylover51: Pizza.



Basketballgirl: Why is that your favorite food?



Candylover51: I like to eat it.



Basketballgirl: Do you like being an actor?



Candlover51: Yes.



Basketballgirl: Why do you like being an actor?



Candylover51: Because it’s fun to be on stage.



Basketballgirl: Here comes cutienumber1.



Cutienumber1: Hi. How are you doing?



Candylover51: Hi, cutienumber1.



Cutienumber1: Hi. You are such a great actor.



Candylover51: Oh, thanks. What’s up?



Cutienumber1: Nothing much.



Candylover51: You are such a good singer



Cutienumber1: Thanks!



[Fans, Horsebackrider1 and senorgummyworm, come to get autograph’s from candlover51 and from cutienumber1.]



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 86



Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 84

The Brother Who Never Wanted To Come Up From Bed



Brother: blubberflubber



Mother: basketballgirl



Dad: shamefulcloud



Good sister, Julianne: candylover51



Grandma: pbanj23



House cleaner: horsebackrider1



Foreign Grandpa, Papa Joe: senorgummyworm



Narrator: Mr. Brune (a.k.a SharkMan)







Mom: Come on, Nathan! Get off your gluteus maximums!



Nathan: Maaaaaa! Come on! Five minutes?!



Dad: Maaa, I'm going to work.



Grandma: OK, honey!



Papa Joe: Haksb dghs hgjsifbhehgsdjgoewignerkoihyg.



Julianne: Dad! Maoomy! I’m going to school, and I have a feeling that I'm gonna' do really well!



House cleaner: Don’t forget your lunches! Oh, that little Julianne is the best!



Mom: Bye, Julianne have a great day at schoo! Nathan, are you up yet?!



Julianne: Bye, everyone! Did you put choclate milk in my lunch box, Mommy?



Mom: Yes, I put one just for you.



Julianne: Thanks! Nathan, get out of bed! Hahahahaha!



Nathan: Leave me alone! I'm trying to sleep you dumbo!



Mom: That’s no way to speak to your sister! Say you're sorry!



Nathan: No! Why should I say sorry?!



Juliana (crying): That was so mean.



Narrator: Finally they went to school.



(Later)



NArrator: Then they finished school.



Juliana: Nathan, you say sorry or I'll shoot you with my Nerf gun.



Nathan: Do it and I'll tell.



(Juliana makes a puppy face.)



Nathan: I surrender.



(Juliana shoots the Nerf gun.)



Nathan: I'm running home to tell!



Juliana: No, no, no! I'm supposed to be the good one!



Narrator: The kids come home from school, and the dad comes comes home from work.



Mom: Hi, kids!



Nathan: Juliana shot me with the Nerf gun!



Mom: Is that true Juliana?



Juliana: No! That’s the opposite of what happened!



Mom: If you don’t tell me I will use my secret weapon.



Juliana: No, Mommy! Nathan just wants me to get in trouble!



Nathan: No, mom! You can just use your secret weapon.



Mom: I will use my secret weapon.



(Mom uses secret weapon.)



Mom: Juliana, you're the one who's lieing. You're grounded.



Dad: I'm home! I brought McDonalds.



Mom: Hi. Why did you bring McDonalds? We need the protein.



Papa Joe: Yeah they need the protein.



Juliana: Mommy, I don't want to be grounded.



Mom: I don't care if you don't want to be grounded. That was very mean what you did.



Nathan: Yeah! Haha!



Mom: Do you want to be grounded too?



Nathan: No, mommy.

Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 84



Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 95

Cutienumber1: And now. . . .



Basketballgirl: CHICHARITO1!



Cutienumber1: What is your favorite color?



Chicharito: Green.



Basketballgirl: Do you you have a girlfriend?



Chicharito: NO!



Basketballgirl: Do you have lots of fans?



Chicharito: More than you think.



Fans: AAAAAA! CHICHARITO!



Cutienumber1: Are you rich?



Chicharito: Why? Do you think I’m famous?



Basketballgirl: Where are you from?



Chicharito: Mexico.



Cutie#1: Let’s dance!



Everyone: Ooooo ooooo oooo! Let’s party! Lets Party!



Fans: Can you sign this! CHICHARITO!



Chicharito: Get me a marker, Senor.



Assistant: Okay, boss. Wait, what color?



Cutienumber1 and Basketballgirl: GREEN!



Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:41 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 95



Article posted November 16, 2011 at 12:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

Try the TV Shows Quiz!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes

Article posted November 16, 2011 at 12:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49



Article posted November 18, 2011 at 01:24 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Try the Regular Guy Show Crossword Puzzle!

[LINK]



MAde with Hot Potaoes.

Article posted November 18, 2011 at 01:24 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 42

I Am Afraid



I am afraid to go to bed

to go to bed.

Frank the bear

frank the bear

come snuggle with me

come snuggle with me.

I am afraid of angry birds so don't you dare come anymore. Everybody everybody go kill the birds

go kill the birds.

Let’s come together for the war

nevermind I'm a little sore from 50 push-ups

50 push-ups.

I don’t think I can survive this war between ants



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 42



Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 269

I don't want to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

I really want to say hello.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello, kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello kanchiny wa kanchiny wa hello, hello.

Hola!

I don't want to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

I really want to say hello.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello

kanichwa, kanichwa

hello, hello

kanichwa, kanichwa

hello, hello.

Hola!

Now we have to say goodbye.

Goodbye, goodbye.

Adios.

Chichuo!

Article posted November 30, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 269



Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 56

The Story of Otzi the Iceman!



Parts and people:

Narrator: Sharkman

Hiker 1: Cutie#1

Hiker 2: SenorGummyWorm

Otzi: BlubberFlubber

Mad scientist: pbandj

Scientist 1: MonkeyFreak#1

Scientist 2: SunshineSparkle

Head cop: RoadRunnerMeepMeep

Cop 1: EvilTeddyBear



Scene 1



Narrator: It was a nice day in September. The year was 1991. Two hikers were walking in the Alps, slightly off the path. They came across a head, sticking out of the snow.



(Hiker 2 Screams and faint into hiker 1’s arms.)



Hiker 1 (covers mouth with hand): Oh, my god! Oh my god! I must call the cops! (Gets on "phone" (banana) and calls.) Oh, hi, police? JUSTIN BIEBER?! Will you go out with me?



Hiker 2(sits up): What about the brownies we made together? I cracked the eggs and you stirred? That was the first thing we did together, and now you do this to me!?



(Hiker 1 pushes Hiker 2 to the floor and Hiker 2 faints.)



Hiker 1: Never mind! (Hangs up "phone." Calls cops.) We found this body in the snow, and my guy friend fainted!



Head Cop: We will be there in 5,4,3,2,1. . . .(Enters) Hi, how are you? We were just at Burger King!



Hiker 2: Did you get me any fries?



Head Cop: Sorry, man, something needs to fill up this belly!



Hiker 1: How am I? What do you think? My guy friend fainted! Take care of this! (Pulls Hiker 2 off set.)



Scene 2



(In a lab, and body is on the table. Extra scientists working in background with pencils.)



Mad Scientist: Oh, look at this! It is a dead body!



Hiker 1: Ya think!



Mad Scientist: I do, I really do! I am going to taze it with my tazer thing so I get some electric charges in body!



Hiker 2: What’s that going to do? The body is dead!



Mad Scientist: I know, but I like saying the word tazer!



Hiker 2: Now can you tell us more about the body? I mean, it gave me a heart attack!



Mad Scientist: Yes, yes! According to my calculations, this body is a man, and he lived about 5,300 years ago. It looks like he died from an arrow shot!



Hiker 1:How do you know that?



Mad Scientist: There is an arrow in his back, stupid!



Hiker 2: She just told you!



Mad Scientist: I really don’t know why he was in the mountains, but he does need a name. . .Otzi! After my youngest cat! He is number 47! Now you must leave. I need to do a D.N.A test!



(Mad Scientist takes arrow out of Otzi, puts SpongeBob band aid on him.)



Mad Scientist: It’s so sticky! It’s so sticky! It's taffy all over again! Oh, I got it off! Observe.



Article posted December 12, 2011 at 09:42 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 56



Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

Vampire Script



Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood!



(Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .)



The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool!



Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink!



The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy!



Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!?



The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck!



Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . .



(Vampire leans and takes a bite!)



The stupid girl:

??????



The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry!



Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!!



The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru --



(Vampire 1 bites ambulance!)



Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now!



Driver (running away): Leave me alone!



Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver!



(Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.)



Vampire 2: BITE!



(Vampire 2 bites the driver.)



Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world!

Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53



Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:57 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

The Cat That Can't Meow

The Cat That Can't Meow2

Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:57 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54



Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS



On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine ugly notebooks

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



Article posted December 15, 2011 at 10:58 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 65



Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

 The Human Dictionary Part 1



By: Senor Gummy Worm, Shark Attack 17, Toasteroven44 and BeiberHairFlip42


 


Toasteroven44: Hey, everybody, there’s a new product in town. And it’s called the human dictionary!


 


(Toasteroven44 picks up SGW and puts him on his lap.)


 


Toasteroven44: I’ll show you how it works! Define the word crazy.


 


SGW: Crazy means dog!


 


Toasteroven44: Exactly! This is not a scam just to get your money!


 


Toasteroven44: Hey, you two guys? Come over here and test my product!


 


SA17: Umm, ok….


 


Toasteroven44: “Say something!”


 


Beiberhairflip42: Define the word apple.


 


SGW: 6!


 


Beiberhairflip42: What? That makes no sense!


 


Toasteroven44: Yep!


 


SA17: Define the word hello.


 


SGW: Pineapple!


 


Toasteroven44: How many do you want?


 


Both: 4!


 


Toasteroven44: That will be $40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Cash or credit?


 


THE END

Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:43 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51



Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

We Have a Catch Phrase



I, SenorGummyWorm, and Dora-Terminator are going to make up a catch phrase. We thought that since Smosh has one we think we should have one. So we will tell you when we have one!

Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:10 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57

THE RANDOM SHOW! WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



HOST: CUTIENUMBER1

TWINS: CANDYLOVER51

WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL

DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM

BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB





CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL!



CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.



TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM, I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN.



CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU?



TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT! SORRY FOR THAT INTERRUPTION. . . .



TWINS: HOWDY!



(LICK LICK.)



CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN?!



TWINS: WE JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TX!



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS.



CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES, THE HILARIOUS AND LAZY. . . .SENORGUMMYWORM!



SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?!



CUTIENUMBER1:WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?



SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED WOMAN. CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED.



CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED.



SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK



(READS BOOK.)



SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1:YOU CAN GO NOW.



CUTIENUMER1 NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANANA!



TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY!



BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA.



THE END

Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 57



Article posted February 17, 2012 at 09:37 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

 All about SenorGummyWorm



By: SenorGummyWorm



 





Favorite colors: Green and Turquoise  



Favorite TV Show: Regular Show



Favorite Sports: Soccer and Football



Favorite Movie: Toy Story 1-3



Best Friend on Webpage: EVERYONE!



Best Thing in life: Having Brothers!



Worst thing in life: Fracturing my elbow.

Article posted February 17, 2012 at 09:37 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 62

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:

Senorgummyworm!

Basketballgirl!

Candylover51!

Cutie#1!

Sharkattak17!

Blubberflubber24!



Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!



Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.



Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)



Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.



Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!



(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)



Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?



Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!



Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!



CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!



Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.



(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)



Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.



Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!



Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?



Basketballgirl: NOW!



( BLUBER COMES.)



Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!



Blubberflubber24: Okay.



Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.



END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:38 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 62



Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 54

When Bunnyz Attack

BY:LMMO FEAT, SENOR GUMMY WORM & LAZY MAN 117



LMMO: YOU THINK THEIR SO CUTE. BUT INSIDE THEIR LITTLE BUNNY ORGANS THEY ARE EVIL! YEAHHHHHH!



Lazy man 17: YOU THINK THEY ARE SWEET. BUT THEY'RE REALLY NOT. THESE ADORABLE BUNNY iS GONNA' HURT YOU A LOT.



SENOR GUMMY WORM: THEY ARE GONNA' GET YOU WHEN YOU ARE ON THE TOILET. THEY WILL GET YOU IN THE SHOWER!



LMMO: EVIL BUNNIES YEAH! (3X)



LAZY man 17: YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP! THEY’LL GET YOU ANYWAY! IN CLASS, IN THE CAR, OR EVEN WHEN YOU'RE PAYED!



SENOR GUMMY WORM: EVEN IN YOUR GRAVE!



ALL: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. . . .



LMMO: WHEN BUNNYZ ATTACK!

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Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:36 AM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 54



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:36 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 46

It was a bright, beautiful day at the new Giants stadium. The Giants were hosting the Carolina Panthers. It was the first game at the new Giants stadium. Guess who was there with his Dad? Me! How? Two words: Season Tickets! I couldn’t go to all the games because my football season was interfering.



We got to our seats as the first kickoff began. I was wearing my Giants hat that I got at the Giants vs. Patriots game. The Panthers took an early 3-0 lead. That’s how the last game against the Panthers game started. It ended 41-9, Panthers won. (Also at the game.) At the end of the first half it was 3-14 Giants winning.



I got some lunch and went back to our seats for the start of the 3rd quarter. In the third quarter the Giants scored a field goal and the Panthers scored two touchdowns. End of the 3rd quarter, Giants 17, Panthers 16.



“He tips the pass and runs into the end zone for a safety. The Panthers take the lead 18-17,” said the announcer.



BOOOOOOOOO! Went the crowd.



That wasn’t for long!! The Giants struck back with two touchdowns to win 31-14!



Great way to start off a brand new season!!

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:36 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 46



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (6) • Reads 47

Lunch Time

BY:LMMO FEAT, SHARK ATTACK 17



SA17: All those people that are hungry, gonna make you more hungry with this song about the best part of the day… Lunch Time!



LMMO: It's lunch time!



SA17: It's brunch time!



LMMO: Yeah, eat, eat, eat!



BOTH: It's lunch time!



SA17: Snack time comes but it's not enough! (3x)



LMMO: Yeah!



LMMO: I’m starvin’ to death, people offer more food but I say “NO” cause snack times not enough!



BOTH: eat eat eat! (3x)



BOTH: LUNCH TIME!

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (6) • Reads 47



Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:40 PM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 94

Puppets

BY: LMMO FEAT, Shark Attack 17 AND Senor Gummy Worm





LMMO: BLIND PUPPETS!



GUMMY WORM: SOCK PUPPETS!



SHARK: HAND PUPPETS!



LMMO: AND A PUPPET DRESSED LIKE ELMO!



ALL: PUPPETS YEAH (3X)



SHARK: AND THE BEST PUPPET OF ALL. . .



ALL (OPRAH): COOKIE MONSTER!

Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:40 PM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 94



Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

One unpredictable day, Bob Jones was taking a walk in the park with his dog, Kapasa. He was taking on the phone with his most important client, Eli Jackson. They were about to make a deal where Bob would get $17,000,000 for just an ultra rare Ricky Henderson 1986 baseball card.



Then, he saw something coming from the sky. He hung up on Eli, and starting running for his life! He was about to get into his house to warn his wife when it hit him in the leg! His wife yelled for him. Kapasa came over to her so she knew something was wrong.



When they got to the hospital they took many tests. They found something inside his left leg that made him have special powers. All of a sudden he started to transform into a weird flying bee with an elephant nose!



“What has happened to me!”



Then all of a sudden he got the hang of it and flew out the top of the building!



"But you need to come back for the other testsssssssssssssss!” said the doctor. But he was already gone.



Then he went to fight crime and save the world!



THE END



superbee

Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47



Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 92

Two years ago, my family and I went on an Easter break trip to Washington, D.C. with my grandparents. My Uncle works in the Capitol Building so we went to my Aunt's house when we got to Virginia.



We went into D.C., but we didn’t go to the Capitol because we were going to do that the next day. We saw the Lincoln Memorial and the World War II Memorial.



The next day we all went to the Capitol Building to see my Uncle. He told me we were going to get a free tour of the Capitol. I shouted, “Yes!”



So we went inside. The inside was really big. We got to see my Uncle's office. He has a sign that says, “Robert Road.” Because Robert is his name. We went all over the place! In one section it was so important that we had to buy tickets to get inside! My Uncle told us not to touch anything, so we didn’t. Then we realized why we couldn’t touch anything. There was some thing so cool I can even explain it! A huge, other side of the building! Now this wasn’t any kind of the building, this was the part where all the senators and the representatives go into court to yell at weird people like Conrad Murray! (Micahel Jackson's doctor.)



The Capitol building was really cool but we had to go to the Washington Monument. The monument was really tall so we couldn’t go inside.



That trip was really fun. I will never forget it.

Article posted October 11, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 92



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 81

Harry Potter Review

By lazyman117 and LMMO



Everybody knows the tale of Harry Potter. Voldemort tried to kill him but he just got a scar. So this is our side of the story.



Voldemort looks weird. He doesn’t have a nose. I think the horcruxes he made caused him to look ugly. No wonder he doesn’t have a wife. Then again, he could’ve been in a fire.



You bring up a good point. What would this world be like without J.K. Rowling writing this awesome series. It is true that she wrote the first book on a napkin at Starbucks.



I always liked Harry’s dad, especially the name he came up for Snape. Heh, heh. Snivellus.



Well, I got a book last year and someone was interviewing J.K. She said the first book was originally called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone." Seriously, I thought philosophers made stuff like, "If a tree falls in the forest it won't make a sound." Of course it made a sound! DUH!



Well, that’s all for now!

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 81



Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:38 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

At The Playground by: lmmo and blubberflubber24, and bieberhairflp41



(2x) At the playground



Yeah, yeah, yeah



playgrounds

(3x) Yeah



Playgrounds can be all different colors



purple playgrounds



yellow playgrounds



all the colors of the rainbow



and the other colors



playgrounds



Why are we singing about playgrounds?!



I don’t know!



(2x) At the playground



Yeah, yeah, yeah



playgrounds



yeah

Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:38 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55



Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:35 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 60

three brothers sign



The Tale Of The Three Brothers



The three brothers wanted something. The first brother walked up and asked for something that would make him invisible. Death gave him the invisibility cloak (the triangle).



The next brother was vey greedy. He wanted something that would make him very powerful. Death gave him the elder wand (the line).



The last brother was very calm. He was unlike the other brothers. He only wanted something to start a collection. Death gave him the resurrection stone (the circle).



All the brothers were very happy.



One night, Death took all the powers away. Death killed two of the brothers. The youngest brother went to die because he couldn’t live without his brothers. He handed the invisblity cloak down to his son.

Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:35 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 60



Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:33 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

The Simpsons



The Simpsons are yellow people from Springfield. There are five of them. Homer (father), Marg (wife), Bart (son), Lisa (daughter), and Maggie (baby daughter). They are a comedy sensation on Fox. They have a new episode every Sunday at either 7 or 8 pm. If you watch TV a lot you would know Hank Azaria, who plays Moe, the bartender. Their most famous skits are "Treehouse of Horror." I was watching them, and I was laughing so hard I fell off my couch. And I don’t fall off my couch a lot! If you don’t have a TV in your house, you're missing out on some huge comedy!



If you look, Lazyman117 has been writing some news articles. I will start doing that too!

Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:33 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42



Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 85

NFL Match UP!



 



Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 85



Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



my lanta



I got scared



so I said it



baby I don’t I know what iss



I put on my chicken pot pie



I think it’s a Chinese spice



but I say when I'm really shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh



my lanta  





Article posted November 16, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43



Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

Bart Simpson is the oldest Simpson kid in the family before Lisa and Maggie Simpson. His name was made out of the name "Brat." He was named one of the most 100 important people of the 20th century. His real name is Bartholomew JoJo. He likes to prank Moe the bartender with his catchphrase, “Eat my shorts!” He is voiced by Nancy Cartwright. Teachers thought he was a bad role model for kids. (I can see why! There's a t-Shirt reading, “I’m Bart Simpson, who the h--- are you?”) In 2000, he was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

 The Macaroni Song



 


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni (x4)


Put the cheese in the noodle and what do you get?


Macaroni!


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Article posted December 1, 2011 at 09:54 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

It was really late when we got to the hotel. I was with my friend Mark. We were meeting our friend Stefania at the hotel. We were going to an indoor water park called Coco Key the next day.


 


We got some hard candy from the front desk and headed up to our room. Our room was really big! I looked through the drawers, and I found the Book of Mormon. I started reading it. It was just talking about how Moses was talking to Jesus and other stuff when Stefania came in. I was watching my daily ESPN hour. Then Stefania caught me reading the book of Mormon and she thought the manager was coming because we were being so loud! I hid in the corner while reading the Book of Mormon. The manager never came in! I was so mad at her because I thought we were going to get kicked out on the first night. Stefania left and we went to bed.


 


We went downstairs to eat breakfast. I got a waffle, sausage, bacon, and home fries. It was really good! We ate up and headed for the water park. It took us about 20 minutes to get there. It was huge! It was also a hotel. We got out of the car. It was freezing out!


 


We got inside and got our wristband thingies. We went inside. It was huge! They had the huge bucket that drops and drenches you every couple of minutes. They have waterslides where you need tubes and one that you don't need a tube! Me and Mark went straight to the tube slides. They were fixing the non-tube one, but it would be open later. There was a light tube slide and a pitch-black one. We went on the pitch-black one first. It was dark, and it made a couple turns. Mark went first since there were only one-person tubes. Then I went. “Whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Then I hit the water at the end. We went back up to do the light one. This time I went first.  I made a really sharp turn at one of the parts! “Mark, there’s a sharp turn. Watch out for it!” I warned Mark.


 




We went to the little water playground with the big bucket. We made it just in time! The bucket fell on us in shock!  We were drenched! Then we went on this challenge course. You had to have your hand on a rope and jump across five soaking wet platforms. We both aced it. Then we heard the tubeless waterslide opened! We rushed up the stairs and got on line. I went down first. Mark said, “Scream if you like it!” So I did. You go turning and spinning. It was so fun! The second time going down I made up a song, “I like burritos, burritos are my favorite, I like burritos and I haaaaaaaaate fajitas!” That was our song.


 


We had a lot of fun that day. But the best part was getting drenched over and over!

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:52 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Homer Simpson



Homer Jay Simpson is the father of the Simpson kids. He is married to Marge Simpson. They have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. He works at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is crude, overweight, incompetent, clumsy, lazy and ignorant, but he is devoted to his family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta. His catchphrase “D’oh” has been included in The New Oxford Dictionary of English since 1998. In 2000, Homer and his family were awarded on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

When I was on the couch watching TV

I turned on Fox

and I saw him

he is on the Simpsons.

He doesn’t have a lot of hair

and he’s fatttt

yeah yeah yeah yeah

Homer Homer Homer Simpson

Homer Homer Jay Simpson

ho ho ho ho ho

Homer Simpson like Santa!

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Article posted December 15, 2011 at 09:43 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 75

Try the "LMMO, The Quiz" quiz!

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Made with HotPotatoes!

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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 01:55 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

The LMMO Blog

Hi, everybody! I’m back! Sorry, all I’ve been doing is talking about BIG BLUE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! All those Jets fans are so jealous especially ShamefulCloud!



OK, next up. It’s LIN-SANITY! All people are saying now is “Jeremy Lin”! Ever since head coach Mike D’Antoni said “Hey you, 17, go in,” he has never looked back.



Finally, do you guys like Health Class? Leave me your comments about this disturbing class!

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Article posted December 20, 2011 at 12:59 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Tebowing



Narrator: One day a boy was walking in the park, and he was doing something strange.



Boy: I just love Tebowing!



Old Man: What? Bowing?



Boy: Tebowing!



Old Man: What in the blazes is that!



Boy: Well, it all started with Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos. He prays to God before every game by doing a special pose.



Old Man: Well, back in 1817 there was no such thing as Tebowing!



Boy: Umm, if you were alive in 1817, how are you still alive?



Old Man: How am I still ali—



(Old man dies.)



Old Lady: What did you do to my husband!?



Boy: I swear it wasn’t me! I was telling him about Tebowing, and he just died!



Old Lady: Ohh, tebowing! I just love him! He’s so hot! My husband is. . .was so stupid. He doesn’t pay attention to football at all! That lazy bum of a husband! I'm so glad he’s dead!



Boy: But you got all mad at me when he died!



Narrator: The boy and the old lady got along and started a national Tebowing contest. And guess who won? Me!



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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street

and he’s like, “Tra-la-la!”

I said I know who you really are

You're Principle Kruuuump kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump Krump, Krump, Krump. (That’s a funny last name.)

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I saw Captain Underpants walking down my street

and he’s like “Tra-la-la!” (uuu)

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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 12:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

The Biggest NFL Rivalry

Yankees and Red Sox, Army and Navy, Rangers and Flyers, Knicks and Celtics all huge rivals. But the biggest NFL rivals? Giants and Cowboys. The battle has been going on since December 4th, 1960. The first score of this rivalry was a tie. It was 31-31. These teams have only met one time in the post season (the playoffs). My team, the Giants won, 21-17. Then the Giants went on to win the Super Bowl two games later. (They beat the Packers in 0 degrees and the 18-0 Patriots). The Giants have won the last two meetings. One of them was last Sunday, New Year’s day. I was at that game on Sunday night when the Giants won to advance into the playoffs, 31-14. Big Blue all the way!!!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:42 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 50

In 2007 the Giants barely got into the playoffs as the 6 seed with a 10-6 record. They had to play the Tampa Bay Bucs. The Bucs were 9-7. The Giants were favored to win that game. They did win that game, 24-14. But the trip wasn’t easy for the G-Men. Now they had to take on division rival, the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas had the first round bye so they had plenty of time to practice. The Cowboys played a good game, but it wasn’t enough to beat the Giants. Earlier that day the Green Bay Packers beat the Seattle Seahawks, 42-20. The Giants had to play them in 0 degrees! It was a close game, but the Big Blue G-Men held off the Pack, 23-20! The Giants were going to the Super Bowl! But they had to take on the 18-0 New England Patriots! The Giants had a big game ahead, so they needed a lot of practice. Finally, the big day came. The 13-6 New York Giants against the 18-0 New England Patriots. As the minutes dropped in the 4th quarter, the Giants put together a decent drive but had a third down and 15. Eli throws it to Plaxico Burress in the corner of the end zone! The Giants take a 17-14 lead! Then, David Tryee catches the ball on the top of his helmet in the middle of the field for the game winning catch! The Big Blue D stopped the 18-0, becoming 18-1 Patriots!



giants

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

I’m back! Sorry I haven’t been writing for a while. I’ve been a little busy.



First up, the NFL playoffs and the NBA season are starting! I’m really excited the Giants are in the playoffs for the first time since they won the Super Bowl in 2007. (See "The 2007 Giants Super Bowl Run.) For the NBA, the defending world champion Dallas Mavericks are getting of to a rough start.



OK, on to Twilight. Edwin or Jacob? Leave comments and I'll tell you what side I’m on next time!

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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 51

Today we are interviewing LazyMan117.



LMMO: So, Mr. Lazy, what inspired you to name yourself "LazyMan117"?



LazyMan117: Well, I’m pretty zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .lazy! The only reason I get out of bed is school.



LMMO: OK, what would you rate yourself on your blog. BE HONEST!



LazyMan117: To be honest, pretty good.



LMMO:

Random Question Time! What do you think of ShamefulCloud?

Well, he can be funny, but in real life he’s. . . .



Interviewer:

Back to the nice stuff. Last Question. Who do you like better: Carl Azuz from CNN Student News or me!



LazyMan117: Definitely you, LMMO! Unlike Carl, your puns aren’t cheesy!



LMMO: OK, that wraps it up for today. Back to you, Carl “Cheesy Puns” Azuz!



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Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 61

CNN Student News is anchored by Carl Azuz. The CNN headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia. They have a different broadcast everyday. Carl likes to end the show with terrible puns. They really stink!



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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:14 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

Last Manning Standing



Madden: Welcome to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host, John Madden. And here are our contestants! Today we have the Manning brothers Peyton and Eli! Welcome, guys!



Eli: Hello!



(Peyton has really stupid face.)



Madden: OK, that was a little disturbing. . .But now it's question time!



(Random audience fan runs onto stage making random noises.)



Madden: Question one. What stadium is Super Bowl XLVI (46) going to be in?



Eli: Peyton’s stadium.



Peyton: Aloha Stadium.



Madden: That question goes to Eli! This year’s Super Bowl will be played in Indianapolis.



Eli: Yay!



Random audience fan: Boo Packers!



Madden: Somebody call security!



Peyton: Next question!



Madden: OK, what two te-



(Random audience fan starts doing the discount double check.)



Madden: I thought we called security!



Eli: NEXT QUESTION!



Madden: OK, OK, What two teams play in the Pro Bowl?



Peyton: NFC and AFC



Eli: Me!



Madden: That question goes to Peyton. You do not play by yourself in the Pro Bowl, Eli!



Eli: awwwwwwwww



(Random audience fan makes random noises.)



Madden: OMG! I thought we called security! Looks like we will have to go to commercial.



(Commercial break.)



Madden: OK, we're back for the final round. Whoever answers this question will win. . .one million dollars! No pressure, guys!



Eli: Thanks!



Peyton: I’m gonna' win! I’m gonna' win!



Madden: OK, what team did your dad play for?



Eli: Saints!



Peyton: Rams!



Madden: Guess what, Peyton? You just won. . .nothing! Eli, you just won one million dollars!



Eli: OMG!



Madden: Join us next time with Eli and his dad Archie!



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Article posted February 7, 2012 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

The Man on a Horse

Narrator: LMMO

Man: BlubberFlubber

Horse:PB&J



Narrator

One day there was a man and a horse. They played with each other. But one day the horse got really mad at the man for no reason!



Horse

Die, loser!



(Horse flips over man.)



Man

Noooooooooooo!!!!



Narrator

Happily, the man died



Man

Hey!



Narrator

I thought you were dead!



Man

Not any more. I’m freeeee!



(Man jumps off cliff.)



Narrator

There. Now he’s dead! That night a funeral was held in the man’s honor. No one showed up.



Horse

Haha!



Narrator

The end. And, yes, horses can talk.



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Last Manning Standing 2



Madden: Welcome back to the newest edition to Last Manning Standing! I’m your host John Madden, and here are today's contestants. We have former winner Eli Manning and his dad Archie!



Archie: I’m so old!



Eli: You bet you are!



Random audience fan: Somebody throw a flag!



Madden: OH, MY BURGER KING! I THOUGHT WE SHOT HIM DOWN LAST TIME! GUARDS! YOU NEED TO DRINK SOME FIVE HOUR ENERGY!



Security: All right! all right!



Random audience fan: I shall sue you all!



Archie: You’re so funny. like you can sue me!



President: I’m sorry, sir, but this man has the right to sue you for one million dollars.



Archie: No, he doesn’t! I shall sue him for one million dollars for disagreeing that I am old!



Eli: Guys, break it up! Here you go. this is one million dollars that I won last time on this show.



Random audience fan: Yay! But I still hate your father!



Madden: OK. You guys go sit back down, and we will start the questions.



Eli, Archie: Finally!



Madden: OK, question one. What team does Peyton play for?



Eli: Colts!



Archie (starts falling asleep): What!



Madden: That question goes to Eli even though you fell asleep!



Archie: Oldies rock!



Madden: This just isn’t working out.



(Commercial Break)



Madden: We are back from the commercial and we have decided to give that fan a chance to win one million dollars!



Random audience fan: Whoohoooooo!



Archie: Whatever. As long as I’m still old.



Madden: This will never end so we are just going to end this dancing!



(Everybody starts dancing.)



Vice President: What are you guys doing?!



Eli: Dancing!



Vice President: Can I join?



Archie: Sure!



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High School Musical: The Bloopers



Host: Hi! I’m Frank Bergerminsteinminstein, and I’m going to show you some leaked footage from the THREE High School Musical tryouts! Enjoy!



Blooper One



Judge: Hello! What’s your name?



Guy: My name is Bob Jones. I live on 1234 Street St. in Pennsylvania, Kentucky.



Judge: OK, Bob. What role are you trying out for?



Bob: Whatever guy that stupid Zefron dude was trying out for!



Judge: OK, I’ll start the song for you. What time is it?



Bob: Its uhhhh. Sorry, forgot my watch today.



Judge: NEXT!



(Bob runs away crying.)



Blooper Two



Judge: Well, it looks like no one else is trying out, so I will go home now.



Guy: Wait, I’m here!



Judge: Not another weirdo! OK, what’s your name?



Guy: My name is Freddy Fluffy!



Judge: OK, what are you are going to do for us today?



Freddy: DANCE!



(Freddy starts failing randomly.)



Judge: OK, you did pretty well, but you stunk up this place!



Bob: So I made it?!



Judge: NO!



Blooper Three



Judge: NEXT! NEXT!



Guy: Sorry I’m late! I just ran here from Italy!



Judge: Why didn’t you just take a boat or a plane?!



Guy: Can I just try out already?



Judge: OK, first I need to know your name.



Guy: My name is Mario!



Judge: Like from the game?



Mario: What game?



Judge: Whatever. What are you going to do for us today?



Mario: DANCE! (Starts dancing)



Judge: That was good, but I can’t let you in.



Mario: Why not?



Judge: Too many dancers.



(Mario starts walking away)



Judge: Wait Mario!



Mario: What?



Judge: Call me!



Mario: Hokay!



Blooper Four



Girl (on phone): FINE!



Judge: What was that about?



Girl: My boyfriend just dumped me!



Judge: I’m sorry about that, but are you auditioning?



Girl: YES!



Judge: Name please.



Girl: My name is Skyler Popsiclestick!



Judge: Ok, then. . . .Who would you like to try out for?



Skyler: Sharpay!



Judge: Show me what you got, girl!



Skyler: Ok, here I go!

Yeah we're gonna'

Bop bop bop bop to the top

Slip and slide and ride that rhythm

Jump and pop pop till we drop! 5, 6, 7, 8!



(Really weird noise)



Ow! I think I broke a nail! Anyway, I’ll read from the script. . . .



Judge: No, I’ve seen enough. . . .



Skyler: So I made it?!?



Judge: Let me think about it. . . .



(Skyler starts crying.)



Judge: Fine, you made it!



Skyler: What? Now, losers!?





Blooper Five



Judge: Name!



Girl: Nicole Headset!



Judge: Lots of weird names today, especially Skyler Popsiclestick!



Skyler: HEY! THAT'S SO MEAN!



Judge: Leave!



Skyler: Fine!



Nicole: I am trying out for the role of Gabe!



Judge: I think it’s Gabriella?



Nicole: Whatever.



Judge: You can start now.



Nicole:

I like butter on my bagels, with a side of turkey,

I like to play with my noodles with the parmesan cheese!

They look great in pink dresses,

So do me!



Judge: You made iT. see ya' later!





Blooper Six



Judge: Last call for auditions!



Guy: I’m here!



Judge: Oh, No, here we go again.



Guy: My name is Fart McFartfart!



Judge: Great. . . .Well, sing!



Fart:

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high,

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a lullaby



Judge: NEXT!



(Fart starts crying.)



Blooper Seven



Nicole: HE’S MINE!



Skyler: No he’s mine!



Nicole: MINE!



Skyler: HE’S NOT THAT CUTE ANYWAY, YOU CAN HAVE HIM!



Frank: We know you like it!



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Article posted May 29, 2012 at 09:30 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

21 Facts about LMMO



1.My favorite sport is Football.

2. My favorite football player is Eli Manning.

3. My favorite baseball player is David Wright.

4.My favorite basketball player is Jeremy Lin.

5. I’m a righty.

6. My favorite TV show is Modern Family.

7. My birthday is June 22nd.

8. I went to a Pre-K called Discovering Me with Roadrunner

9. I have a dog named Sandy

10. My sister’s name is Tara.

11. My favorite animal is a dog. (DUH!)

12. Lazy won’t stop nooging me.

13. I fainted at Good Morning America.

14. I like chicken.

15. My favorite candy is jelly beans.

16. My best friend is. . .MY DOG!.

17. My favorite band is LMFAO

18. My favorite book is The Hunger Games.

19. My favori.te song is Sexy and I Know It

20. Uni-brows are awesome.

21. That’s is my lucky number. (Figure it out.)

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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 06:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43

I have learned a lot of things during these ten weeks of DARE. But there are three important things that I learned.



The first thing is learning what tobacco can do to your body. Facts about tobacco:

• Put the health of your friends and family at risk.

• In the U.S., it is illegal to sell tobacco to anybody under 18.

• The poisons in cigarettes can affect your appearance.

• Smoking causes shortness of breath and dizziness.

• Chewing tobacco causes dehydration.

• It can be hard to play sports if you use tobacco.

• Approximately 3,000 NON-SMOKERS die of breathing other peoples smoke



The second thing is what alcohol can do to your body. Facts about alcohol:

• Alcohol slows down the brain and body.

• Alcohol can damage every organ in your body.

• Alcohol is illegal for anyone under 21.

• Most teens don’t drink alcohol.

• Mixing alcohol and medicine is dangerous.

• Teen’s bodies are still growing; therefore alcohol affects them more severely than adults in school and in sports.



The final thing I learned is how to say “no” in peer pressure situations. There are two main kinds of peer pressures. There are friendly pressures, when they sound like it is okay. And demanding pressures, almost bullying them to do it. When we were assigned skits I was the only person that didn’t drink the alcohol, and I confiscated it.



It has been a great experience in DARE this year. The funniest part was when I asked Officer Jager how many times he used his tazer gun and he said only one time.



This has been my DARE report.

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Article posted April 25, 2012 at 07:55 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

 The Hunger Games



The Hungers Games takes place in the future. It is about a place once known as North America, now known as Panem. It has been divided into twelve districts. At one point there were thirteen, but when Panem started a war against the Capitol, Panem lost. In revenge, the Capitol destroyed District 13. Also, the Capitol created a game. Every year each district has to sacrifice one boy and one girl to go into an arena. The down side is they have to fight to the death. There can only be one winner. When 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen volunteers for her younger sister Primrose, she doesn’t know what she’s in for. The Gamemakers make life like hell for Katniss, but she overcomes it. She doesn’t know the other tribute from District 12, Peeta Mellark too well. But in his interview, he says that he likes Katniss! Katniss doesn’t know how to respond to this, especially when they made a rule that you can work together with your district mate to have two winners. Now for some of the tributes, their partner is already in heaven. But when Katniss and Peeta come together, Katniss starts to like Peeta too! They each get hurt a couple more times, and they both almost die! But in the end Katniss defeats the last tribute that is left, and Katniss and Peeta win. There were a lot of problems with Peeta’s leg, so he has surgery and got an iron one. Who knows what will happen in the exciting sequel, Catching Fire!   

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Peeta Mellark: Set Fire to the Rain



1st: LMMO

2nd: BeiberHairFlip41



I set fire to the bread

Watched it burn as

Mom slapped my face

Then she screamed

And I cried

And I ran outside

Into the rain

The raaaaain



I set fire to the bread

Then I threw it at Katniss's head

Then she screamed

And I cried

And I ran back inside

Out of the rain

The raaaaaain





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Article posted May 3, 2012 at 01:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

10 Best Football Players



10. Peyton Manning

9. Darrelle Revis

8. Michael Oher

7. Clay Mathews

6. Tim Tebow

5. Troy Palamalu

4. Tom Brady

3. Drew Brees

2. Philip Rivers

1. All players on the Giants

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Article posted June 20, 2012 at 08:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 58

This is my last time writing on this blog.



I have enjoyed this year, with my stories, comments and, well, everything!



I will deeply miss writing to you guys. This has been a special year. I encourage you to express your feelings in comments.



When I published my first article, I thought that was it. But then I started thinking: When Bunnys Attack, Lunch Time, the LMMO Blog, the Macaroni Song.



This has been a great year.

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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45

Halloween



On Halloween night, my best friend Janyah and I went to the pumpkin sale to buy a pumpkin to finish our scarecrow for the town’s county fair. We went inside to put the scarecrow in the finishing touches to the haunted house.



Then me and Janyah went back to my apartment to put on our costumes and then back to the haunted house to open the doors and have fun at the fair for Halloween!



SinisterBunny, do you want to go to the Jefferson’s haunted house?


 


Sure, the Jefferson’s have a really scary theme.


 


So me and Janyah went to the Jefferson’s haunted house. We walked into the pumpkin shaped haunted house, and walked through the sparkling black sparkling curtains.


 


I’m sorta creeped out of this place, said Janyah.


 


After awhile we came out with fake blood all over our costume and a bucket filled with candy.


 


Aww, come on! I got blood all over my bee costume!


 


You’re lucky because I look like Little Red Riding Hood the murderer!


 


After, we went to every stand in the whole fair. We ate candy 'till we got fat.

Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 89

The Thing



 



It’s not human. It’s not normal. It’s The Thing!



 



One day my brother went to a Halloween party with his friends so I tagged along with him.



 



“Do you think your little sister should come with us. It’s a pretty intense party?” said one of his friends.



 



“Come on, let her come. She’s really adorable.”



 



“Fine, whatever.”



 



So I put on my fairy costume and went to the party. (Note, I was only four.)



 



“Oh, seriously, a fairy?! Dude, she can’t come with us.”



 



“Please let her come. She is really cute!”



 



“Cute won’t cut it. She has to leave!”



 



“Oh, come on, with my sister we can get a lot of candy because she’s mad cute. Come on, let her come!”



 



“Fine, but only because of the candy!”



 



So I got into my costume and went to meet my brother and his friends.



 



“Are you ready to get some candy, Niki?”



 



“Yeah!”



 



“Ok then, lets go to get some candy first!”



 



So, I walked up to the door and a big scarecrow was sitting in a rocking chair when I knocked on the door.



 



“Trick or Treat!”



 



Then a giant scarecrow jumped at me and stole my candy and ran inside.



 



“Hey, that jerk stole my little sister’s candy!” My brother knocked on the door and…jumped on his back.



 



“Give my little sister her candy back you, you, you monster-candy-stealing-jerk-thing-you!”



 



“Yeah, I want my candy you thing-man!”



 



My brother grabbed the bag of candy and tackled the thing to the floor.



 



“No one steals my little sister's candy! You hear me!? And we’ll be taking this bowl of candy as a victory!”



 



After that day we nicknamed it "The Thing," and I never went Trick or Treating with my brother and his friends ever again!

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Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:18 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 57

Learn Your Facts Quiz!





Made with HotPotatoes.

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Go HERE to try the Animal Crossword!





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Try the Monsters Crossword!

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Try the Christmas Crossword!

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Try the Thanksgiving Crossword! [LINK] Made with Hot Potatoes

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Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Never Say Never (Parody)



I never thought that I would be a singer,



(but I'm not)



I never thought I‘d be 6ft tall 



(I'm short)



I’d never thought that I'd be a telemarketer



(Would you like to buy some soup?)



I’d never thought that I would sing the fall



(What?)



I'm not being paramistic



(Stick)



I'm just being realistic



(realistic)



I will give everything I have



but remember this. . .



I will sometimes say never



(I said it 6 times so far)



I will eat peanut butter



( Just 'cuz it’s good)



Whenever my dog makes poo



you know that I’ll make you



Pick it up



Pick it up



Pick it up



up



up



up



unless u SAY



NEVER!



 



 



 



 



 

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55



Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 62



Magic Card Trick





(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)







Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .



Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?



Girl2: Umm…sure….



Magician: Pick a card, any card.





(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.





Magician: Is this your card?



Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?



Magician: Uhhh…noo.



Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!



Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!



Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!



(whispering) People these days. . . .



Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.



Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?



Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!



Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!





5 Minutes Later





Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?



Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!



Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?



Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!



Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….



Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!



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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 27, 2012 at 12:52 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

HOBO SONG





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





WE WASH OUR HAIR WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD,



WE EAT CLIPBOARDS AND CUTLET PENCILS.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





We sleep IN alleys with poison rattle snakes,



We nap with garbage cans above our heads.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





WE WALK THE STREETS WITH PLASTIC PAMPERS,



WE GO AND EAT OUT AT THE DUMPSTERS.





H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER





 

LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!



 



TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!



 



LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.



 



TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!





*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *



 



NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS



 



TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!



 



LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.



 



TRINDA: WHATEVER



 



TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.



 



NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?



 



TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .



 



(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)



 



LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!



 



NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.



 





TRINDA & LINDA:  WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!



 



(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)



 



TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!



 



NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!



 



(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)



 



TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.



 



TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!



 



LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!



 



TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.



 



TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?



 



TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….



                       



(3 HOURS LATER.)



 



(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)



 



TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?



 



TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!



 



LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….



 



TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….



 



HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.



 



LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!



 



TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!



 



EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!



 



TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!



 



NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….



 



TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!



 



(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)



 



TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!



 



HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!



 



EVERYONE: WHAT!?



 



HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"





 



BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?



 





LINDA: HOBO?



 



BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!



 



BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/HOBOCROSSWORD.htm

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Article posted November 29, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Since the fall of two great heroes, John and Angel, the world is in great danger. There are sightings of unidentified flying objects abducting the most important people. Only the two heroes could help, but they are lost in the depths of heaven. . . .



“Sensei, how will we revive theses brave heroes?” asked the old wise one.



“I don’t know. The fried chicken is bad, and the abductions are more dangerous by the minute!” answered Sensei.



Then out of the mist, a saucer crashed into the sacred shrine.



“NO!” yelled Sensei. “The shrine is destroyed!”



Something got out of the shrine, and it was ugly.



“Obeah kcfjvkdgodldgdgg” said the creature.



The old wise one was frightened but wise. “Why have you destroyed the sacred shrine?” he asked.



“Uh, I have come here to warn you. Our species are going to exterminate the earth. Only the two heroes can stop us. I’m Destructor, part of the Destructor species.”



Then, in a blink of an eye, Sensei sliced destructor in half.



“You have been warned.” That was the Destructor’s last words.



“That will show them,” Sensei said.







Back at Heavenland:



“Man, I’m having the life here,” said Angel.



“I’m going back to Earth,” John said.



“Dude, you said that 1,000,000 times,” Angel added.



Quickly, John jumped down to Earth as a ghost. He was in horror. His homeland was destroyed, and his parents where abducted. He passed all the wrecked houses and abandoned cars. Then a saucer, almost a centimeter close, hit him.



BOOM!



The saucer opened and a Destructor came out.



The fight was on!



Boom!



John did an uppercut to the Destructor. But Destructor had a ghost-killing blaster and John fell down and will never come back.



Then, on the other half of the world, Sensei got a bad feeling.



“No! John has fallen and will never come back!”



The aliens ruled. . .the. . .planet!



“Go or die!” said a Destructor guard.



When Angel saw this, he rocked! Angel jumped down to take revenge, and he saw a big ship. It dropped Destructors. Angel saw a nuclear bomb, and he set it on the world.



This may not be a good ending, but this is not an Earth story this is a Mars story!

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:20 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 55

Long ago, Leonardo Da Vinci drew paintings of giant robots in the sky. Nobody knows what he meant. Some people thought it was his imagination or if it was truly what he saw. But now the invasion begins!



Meteors hit the ocean and in it showed robots! They invaded France, Los Angles, and soon. . .New York! It hit hard, but scientists made nitrogen suits and the battle lasted for centuries. So the whole world transferred to the moon! Then BOOM! The world was crushed, and we lived on the moon. . .for now. . . .



Years later the humanity had enough plants to build a new earth and all the governments brainwashed us so nobody remembered the day the earth was destroyed. Scientists believed in 2012 the apocalypse will avenge and the robots will have revenge!

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Article posted September 26, 2011 at 01:46 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 36

Pirates and ninjas have been enemies for hundreds of years, But there is a new villain who has an army so big that he is INVINCIBLE!



The Hitler Lord!



Too big the army is, but John (the pirate leader) and Jinni (the ninja leader) are two powerful tribes so Hitler Lord made a fort so big you can see it from space. The only way to beat the defenses is to make the ultimate! The ultimate is so small it can just go through the gate then it transforms into the most robotic thing the planet has seen.



Hitler Lord can also stop time. He stopped time to build the creature. (It took 10-15 days.)



Finally there was a battle so big it made the dinosaurs alive.



And now you know what happens next. . . .

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 01:46 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 36



Article posted October 20, 2011 at 02:21 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 37

Halloween Song



Careful

Halloween is dangerous.

It could hurt you!

Lock you doors and be warned, I LIKE CANDY!

Halloween is really creepy

so now you will have a sugar rush!

a sugar rush!

a sugar RUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH!

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Article posted October 13, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Long ago in China there was a boy named John. Hhe was peaceful until he faced the seven dragons of death.



He was terrified, but he teleported to a dojo in the middle of the world. A sensei was waiting for him.



“I’m a black belt,” said John.



“That will not help you beat the seven dragons of death!” said Sensei Yamoyoki. "The only way to beat the dragons is to use the scythe of quakes, the sword of fire, the spear of magic, shrunken lighting, a kunai of power, a book of 1,000 spells, and the most powerful one, the ice fist,” said Sensei.



“So I have to find all these weapons all together?” asked John.



“No, you have to have a partner. His name is Haunt Xi, a powerful ninja who will join you on your journey,” said Sensei.



“I have to team up with this guy?” said Haunt Xi. “Oh, ok,” said the brave Xi.



“Your first objective is to get the spear of magic and bring it back for storage, ok?” Sensei said.



John and Xi went on the voyage. They faced nothing but KILLER SKELETONS! They only thing they had were spears made of wood.



“These skeletons are so easy, but they keep coming back,” said Xi. So they ran and escaped from the skeletons, and they found the spear of magic. But when they grabbed it a death dragon arrived.



"Why are you here?!” said the dragon.



”Uh,we-we need to get the spear?” said John.



The dragon breathed fire and burned Xi's sword.



”AHHHHH!”



Xi chopped the dragon’s head off with the spear.



“That’s for destroying my sword!” Xi said.



Then they magically teleported to the dojo.



“Thank you for receiving the spear of magic,” said Sensei. “Now YOU DIE! MWAHA HA!”



“Not so fast,” said John. “So you. . .so. . .I. . .oh, when Xi killed the dragon, Sensei turned evil. Now we have to beat our own master?”



They battled and. . .they disappeared.



In 1812 they found three bodies. In the legend they looked like all the seven dragon kings.

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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

“People of the world! We interrupt this program to tell you that robots now will be taking over the world! So destroy everything electronic and farewell!” said the radio.



SMASH!



Bill destroyed the radio since it was electronic. "Darn, I guess I have to defend my house,” Bill complained with a tear.



“Come out, human! Or I will destroy your useless home!” said a big buff robot.



Then the house transformed into a mega cyber! But the big buff robot called an army of tkrs (Titanic kung-foot robots)!



The fight lasted four years, and Bill won the war! The world was saved! For now. . . .



HAHAHAHAHA!

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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 36

After the founding of the Seven Dragon Kings, Angel got obsessed with the kings. He studied for his whole life on this subject.



The world apocalypse is coming and now. It is time for Angel to fight.



He went to the dojo in the middle of the earth again!



“Where am I,” said Angel.



“You are the next ninja in the family of ninjas,” said Sensei Wonting.



“First, you need the musket of death and the sock of power,” shouted Sensei.



“Um, Sensei, I found this artifact. What is it?”



"It is the shrunken head of Andrew Jackson."



"What?! Jackson was a ninja?”



“Yes, he was but that does not matter. You are the one I have been looking for for a thousand years!” said Sensei. "Now you must train with the immortal John.”



“Nice to meet you,” John said.



“Thanks, I guess?” Angel questioned.



John twisted Angel's arm to the tip of the whole turn.



“OOWW!” said Angel.



“Oh, sorry, I couldn’t resist. Twisting is my thing,” said John sarcastically.



Angel punched John in the face.



“That’s for twisting my arm OK!?”



John fainted.



“First objective complete.”



Then, in the blink of an eye, John stood up and bowed at him.



“Nice job, Angel” said John.



So then Angel and John got on a voyage to the Seven Dragon Kings.



"So we have to walk to Area 51?” Angel groaned.



“No, let's teleport.”



But when they teleported, John got corrupted by the signals of the Seven Dragon Kings. He transformed into Colossal Corpse!



“You die today!” said Colossal Corpse.



Good thing Angel stole a sword from John’s cabinet.



"It takes two to tango!”



They fought until Area 51’s planes hunted them down.Colossal Corpse made an earthquake so big it flew the base to ------. And there it is now!

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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:18 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

Long ago, Greek people believed in Mount Olympus, a place for gods.



One day at Mount Olympus the two brothers Zeus and Poseidon were fighting.



“I command you...to pass the fried chicken!” Zeus ordered.



“Dude, it's right next to you!” Poseidon answered.



“Uh...c’mon, brother. I’m eating. I can’t, like, levitate it to me.” Zeus said.



Poseidon frowned in disappointment. So finally Zeus picked the fried chicken.



“Beanie,” said Zeus.



The next day Zeus found Poseidon creating “the god killer.” It could hurt but not kill the gods.



“Brother, if you annoy me one more time I’m going to use this on you!”



Zeus knew Hades was behind him. He knew that because the reflection made him see Hades' every move. Then Hades disappeared into the underworld.



“What a dumb-dumb he is,” Poseidon said.



“I challenge you to a street fight in the Hall of Gods alley!” Zeus said.



“I will bring the god killer max limit” Poseidon barked.



Two hours later all the gods were meeting for the street fight of the millennium. The referee, Ares, was worried they would both be knocked out big time.



“Three, two, one, go!”



Zeus summoned the lighting of power and knocked Poseidon’s armor off.



“You will pay!" shouted Poseidon.



Poseidon summoned a tsunami filled with kittens. The kittens were so powerful they tore Zeus’s pant off.



“Hey, that was one of a kind!” Zeus said.



They fought to the end of time until. . .the Owl of Power killed the gods and grew a new one.

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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/randomquiz_evilteddybear.htm

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Try EvilTeddyBear's Quiz of Awesomeness!

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

HOW TO TALK VIC3NT3



HI=BA



BYE=JUMBO



WANT= MUSHI



I=E



ICE CREAM= GAGA



BOY= HAHA



HA=LOL



MOM=MA



DAD=DA



SCOOL=PAC



RULES= DUEL



DIDN’T=DODONT



WHAT=PLA



MUSIC=LAMALAY



PUNCH=PUPT



ROBLOX=COM



MONEY=CHACHA



CHINESE=SPANISH AMUTEAR



SCARY= *YELL*



COMPUTER= BUKE

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Try the Ninjago Match 2!



(I’m sorry folks, if you don’t mind the quiz below says "nya" is the brother. Ignore that and think it is "sister," ok? Sorry for the inconvenience:()



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Made with HotPotatoes.

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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 10:22 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

BATTLE BEARS ENCYCLOPEDIA!



Oliver:   




RIGGS:



 





Tillman:


 





Huggable!




 7 million playing!



 With you, now it is 7 million and 1 playing!

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This is what I look like in the morning!:

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Count to 500

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Who would win? Harry Potter or Mordacai?








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Article posted February 16, 2012 at 02:05 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 40

This is what I look like when I stare!

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Article posted February 27, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

Listen! Epic face is over! 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Ok, People, I will from now on change my website color monthly. So comment if you want me to change it!

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Article posted March 1, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

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White Finn!


 


 


 

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 Marvel



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Article posted October 3, 2011 at 12:23 PM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 38

Tom's bad day



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Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 40

Mer's bad day



http://www.flickr.com/photos/83951220@N00/6264414978/" title="a pic of mer by MAS5, on Flickr">http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6031/6264414978_1fa30edecc.jpg" width="381" height="500" alt="a pic of mer">

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Article posted October 14, 2011 at 10:30 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37

Interview with Horse29



By Horse29 and Horsebackrider1


 


Horsebackrider1-Where do you ride?


Horse29-Twin Lakes Farm.


Horsebackrider1-How old were you when you started riding?


Horse29-I was 5 years old.


Horsebackrider1-What time and day do you ride?


Horse29-I ride at 11:00am on Sundays.


Horsebackrider1-Do you have your own horse?


Horse29-Yes, her name is Greta.


Horserider1-What is your favorite horse's names?


Horse29-Greta because she is mine and Paulie!


Horsebackrider1-Who is your favorite teacher?


Horse29-Kimberly.


Horsebackrider1-Who is your horse riding teacher?


Horse29-Kimberly!


Horsebackrider1-How many times have you fallen off?


Horse29-I fell off twice!


Horsebackrider1-Thanks for letting me interview you! Bye


Horse29-Bye


 




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Article posted December 5, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

Ledef’s Bad Day (Ledef is French.)



One day I was playing around on my bike. I was doing swirlies, and a car with its window open passed. I did a big swerve and than went flying through the window into the car and landed on the driver.



One day I was playing tag, and I was it. I couldn’t get anyone so I got on my bike and chased them like that but I still couldn’t get anyone.



One day I was playing hide and seek with my pet goldfish. I couldn’t find him so I ran into the wall. My nose started bleeding and dripped into the fish bowl.

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Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:17 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 34

Interview with Horse29

By Horse29 and Horsebackrider1



Horsebackrider1-Where do you ride?



Horse29-Twin Lakes Farm



Horsebackrider1-How old were you when you started riding?



Horse29-I was 5 years old.



Horsebackrider1-What time and day do you ride?



Horse29-I ride at 11:00am on Sundays.



Horsebackrider1-Do you have your own horse?



Horse29-Yes, her name is Greta.



Horserider1-What is your favorite horse's names?



Horse29-Greta because she is mine and Paulie!



Horsebackrider1-Who is your favorite teacher?



Horse29-Kimberly

Horsebackrider1-Who is your horse riding teacher?



Horse29-Kimberly!



Horsebackrider1-How many times have you fallen off?



Horse29-I fell off twice!



Horsebackrider1-Thanks for letting me interview you!



Bye,Horse29-Bye





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Article posted October 28, 2011 at 05:09 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Dear Diary,

Today was picture day. I dressed up so fancy. We were having pictures after lunch and during recess. Well, it was lunch, and I was walking with my hot lunch and I slipped on a banana peal. I spilled my food on my new shirt, and I had chunks of food in my hair. I was a mess for my picture. Before I knew it, I was taking pictures, and when the lady printed my picture I was crying it was so bad! My mom is going to be so mad.



Why am I the only slob?



Kira

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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:17 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54















Why, Why, Why?




 


 


 


 


Dear Diary,


 


When I fell off of Charm at horse riding lessons yesterday why did Allie, the teacher, have to get so mad at me? I mean, I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you feel bad? Now all of the girls in my lesson make fun of me for falling off the best horse in the barn!


 


This whole thing started when I got on Charm. My saddle was so tilted and slippery it was hard to stay on. Anyway, my teacher told me to canter without stirrups, and that is when I slipped off! I felt like the teacher played a trick on me! Everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed! I was glad I wasn’t hurt. Well, nobody cared if I was hurt! Anyway, so I tried asking the office lady if I can go at another time and she said NO. Plain old no! I was so mad. Then I did something I shouldn’t have done. I asked, "Why!?" The office lady said because there is no room in another lesson and next time it is none of my business!


 


Anyway I told you I am a total slob!


 


Kira

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Article posted October 21, 2011 at 07:49 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Dear Diary,



 



What a Halloween day! For Halloween I was going to be a ladybug. Well, anyway, today was the Halloween parade at school. I got dressed in the girl's bathroom and then went into the classroom. As I walked into the classroom everyone started to crack up with laughter. I didn’t know why. Everyone was dressed up as like a cool pirate or hippie and other things like that. But, me, I was a ladybug. I figured out they were laughing at my babyish costume! I was so embarrassed! When we went outside for the parade my teacher said to me, "Oh, kindergartener, are you lost?" I said, "No, it is Kira." She and I made a total fool of ourselves.



 



Why am I such a slob?



 



Kira

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Article posted October 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

Horses

We love to ride,

Greta and Beau,

Because we live on a ranch,

And were cowgirls,

We do chores on the farm,

And it’s really fun,

So that’s why we wrote,

This beautiful song!



By Horse29 and Horsebackrider1



A horse picture



Article posted October 25, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41



Article posted November 1, 2011 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

The Swimming Song



We love to swim,

Freestyle and Breaststroke,

Because we have a swimming pool,

And we’re on a swim team,

We help with lane lines,

That’s why we wrote,

This beautiful song!







Swimming picture

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 47

The Interview with Horse29

Pbandj-What is your favorite color?

Horse29-Blue

Pbandj-what is your favorite sport?

Horse29-Horseriding and figure skating

Pbandj-what is your favorite horse?

Horse29-Greta and Paulie

Pbandj-what is your favorite movie?

Horse29-flicka 1 and 2 and the parent trap

Pbandj-what is your favorite number?

Horse29-My favorite number is 2

Pbandj-what is your favorite book?

Horse29-Worth it is a horse book!

Pbandj-Thanks for letting me interview you on your favorite things bye

Horse29-Bye see you soon!



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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 45

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/TheHorseQiuz_horse29.htm

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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 38

friends



Friends are good to have but not when they are bad or rude or just using you when they have nothing to do.



To me a good friend is someone who really likes you and doesn’t use you. The want to be with you a lot and are very humorous. They care about you and your family and would do a lot for you.



Me and Horsebackrider1 are friends just like I explained. Also, good friends are more than what I explained. They are everything to each other.



I like to have good friends, and I try and hope I am a good friend to everyone.

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Article posted November 16, 2011 at 12:15 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

Click below to try the Mtching Books With Authors!

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 200

How to Make a Dog Face



1.Draw a stick figure with no arms.



2.Draw 4 dots on each side of the body.



3.Draw a circle around the stick figure and dots.



4.Draw a half circle on top of the circle.



5.Draw eyes on both side of half circle.



6.Draw floppy ears on each side.



Here is the story that helps you make a dog face.



There is a guy at his country club. Bees are around him. He jumps into the pool. Then he goes in a cave. There are lots of rocks in the cave. There are two paths.



Now you have a dog face.



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Article posted February 2, 2012 at 10:32 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 49

Ashleys Bad Day



a picure of ashley

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Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Marie's bad day



a pic of Marie

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 04:57 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

I

Love

Horses!

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

Click below to try the Animal Crossword!

[LINK]



Made with Hot Potatoes!

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Article posted January 10, 2012 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

Things for Kids



1833 paper for kids

P-a-p-e-r for kids

1833 paper for kids

Donate your paper today

Hey hey



1833 a penny for kids

P-e-n-n-y for kids

1833 a penny for kids

Donate your pennies today

Hey hey



1833 ripped socks for kids

R-i-p-p-e-d s-o-c-k-s for kids

1833 ripped socks for kids

Donate your ripped socks today

Hey hey



1833 pens for kids

P-e-n-s for kids

1833 pens for kids

Donate your pens today

Hey hey

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Born this Way Remix



I know what famous is with capital “FAMOUS”



My daddy told me when I was old

We are all famous

He held my hand and he put his mascara on

In the bathroom of our house





That shows that there’s nothing wrong with being old ohh ohh

He said cause you’re not famous yet

So put your hand up and I’ll reach up high

Listen to me when I speak





I’m famous in my own way

And my dad makes so many mistakes

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way



Hide yourself in regret

Just be famous and your set

I’m on the wrong track baby

I am famous this way, famous this way



Ooh, there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

Baby I was famous this way

Ohh there ain’t no other way baby I am famous this way

I’m on the right track baby I am famous this way



Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be a drag just be famous

Don’t be



We are famous this way

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



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Article posted February 6, 2012 at 06:50 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Horses are many different colors and look different in many ways, but they all have the same body parts.





Those are the parts of a horses body!



Here are horses that look different but have the same body parts.

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Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

The Three Queens Travel the Classroom!



Staring:

Narrator: sharkman

Queen Fifi: basketballgirl

Queen Mosic: horsebackrider#1

Queen Gee: horse29

Ripper: Cat



Narrator

The three queens travel the world looking for the golden cat named Ripper. They search day and night, and they will hopefully find the cat.



Queen Fifi

Have you found the cat yet my queenies?



Queen Mosic

Not yet, all I found was a person without a body!



Queen Gee

Is it, like, safe? Hey, like, I think I found it! Is it, like, supposed to be, like, this? Or, like, did it have spinach last night?



Queen Mosic

I think it did!



Queen Fifi

I can’t find it!



Queen Gee

Hey! Like I think I, like, got it! Is it supposed to, like, have white sticking out the top?



Queen Mosic

Ya, I think so!



Queen Fifi

Let's keep searching. I don’t think it is the gold cat.



Queen Gee

I think I really found it this time, and I found its head.



Queen Fifi

No, I bet it’s one of the junky old things you keep finding that you call a golden cat.



Queen Mosic

No, I really think she found it!



Queen Gee

Ya, come, like, look and, like, check it out.



Queen Gee and Queen Mosic (chanting): We found it.



Queen Fifi

Girls, girls, be quiet. Let me see the name tag on the cat.



Queen Gee Queen Mosic (chanting):

Is it the right one?



Queen Fifi

Fine, girls, go home now. We have FAILED our mission. This cat’s name is Duke. See you all next year.

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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:09 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 48

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/pioneernames_matching.htm

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Fadel’s Journal



I was born July 31st, 2004 at a gas station in downtown Marico. I two sisters named Fateen and Fatween. Their births are January 45th, 1995 and April 99th, 1999. My mum is 132 and my dud is 123. (I think.) I have dog named bike and a bike that I named dog. My sister Fatween has a cat named Fetwah who ate my poor bike and there was blood on my bed, so now my bed is zee color of red. I sleep with a princess blankie my mum knitted me when she was 20. I was not even born yet but my dud wanted a boy to play zee zees with. (Whatever that is.) I has a very confusing life! My dud so skinny he come home from work at eight. My mum so lazy that she no take me to Game Stop. She say game too much money so you save money. Here is my awesome song to end my awesome journal writing:



My name is Fadel

pom pom pom pom

My sisters are Fateen and Fatween

pom pom pom pom

My mum is so lazy

pom pom pom pom

And my dad is so skinny

pom pom pom pom

And that is awesome zong

pom pom

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Article posted October 14, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 36

I see you in my sink every time I wash my hands



In that water it's like a rainbow but I see you instead



This song might be about sinks but it doesn’t mean I can’t put links (x2) about you



So I'mjust gonna make sure that everybody knows I'm not singing about a girl



not singing about a guy



I'm singing about my sink

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 124

A sink song



jrbj section featuring pbandj23 and sunshinesparkle





I see a sink

I see a really gray sink

I see a sink

I know you really wanna sink

(X2) Red sinks green sinks yellow too

I see a sink

(X1) yeah

(X2) yeah

I see a sink

I see a sink

I see a sink

Yeah

(X3) I wash my hands in a sink

wash my hands in a sink

Sinks are fun sinks are awesome

When I say sink you say yeah

(x3) sink

(x3) yeah

(x3) Sinks oh yeah

Podcast Play
Podcast Download

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:37 PM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 44

You can't call me wack because you're more like a big mack

m big mack m-m-m- big mack

but this is just a fact you can't call me wack

just a fact

j-j-j-ust a fact

(x2) hey you can't call me wack



you go call me wack I go call you a potato sack and I'll make your rib crack like it's a ritz cracker

wack means wack and that is not I so if you call me wack I will not make you cry cuz I'm a nice guy

oh my gosh you started to cry oh yeah I can see teers in your eye.

I did not want to harm you and I kick me in my thigh.



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Article posted September 23, 2011 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 42

When I was in kindergarten I was so scared of dogs. I remember when I went to my cousin’s house. They had two dogs, and they had to put them away.



Then a few weeks later my parents said to my and my brother, “We are getting a dog.”



After we got the dog I was still scared of dogs. But then my dog got out! Nobody knew she got out. Only I did. I rushed outside, looking for my dog who is only two months old. I finally found her. I ran into the street to pick her up. “Got ya,” I said as I carried her inside.



“Mom, Weazie got out, but I got her.” And since that very moment I was never or will ever be scared of dogs!

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Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:11 PM GMT-5 • comment (14) • Reads 66

“Morning Phill”

“What is up Marty?”

“Want to here a song?”

“I don’t care.”



(X4) Dancing in the front yard (x3) yeah yeah yeah yeah

Why are you dancing in the front yard?

What's the matter with you

Don’t ask why or I'll all you a big shoe.

Ask me why again I'mg oing to split your face into two

I'm a lion and I can't wait to get out of my cage.



“Wow, Marty. That was a good song.”



“Thank you, Phill.”



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Article posted October 3, 2011 at 01:42 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 61

(X4) Do you like green eggs and ham?



No. I hate your hat, too. Yeah



(X4) Green eggs taste like eggs but they're rotten.



(X3) Green eggs and ham. I hate your hat

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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 02:43 PM GMT-5 • comment (10) • Reads 48

pbj23: What inspired you to write songs?



Bieberhairflip41: You know, I'm all about passion and the love of my fans.



pbj23: Ok, I hear you are only in the fifth grade?



Bieberhairflip41: Yeah, I look older right?



pbj23: No



Bieberhairflip41: Yes, I do.



pbj23: OK then. . .Do you have any family?



Bieberhairflip41: Bieber lives with his mama and his papa and his little brother.



pbj23: So where do you get you wardrobe?



Bieberhairflip41: My mommy picks it out for me. She’s like a tiger, ya'll. RAW!



pbj23: Is your mom your stylist?



Bieberhairflip41: No



pbj23: OK then. . . .Well, that was my interview with Bieberhairflip41. Now back to you Carl Azuz at CNN Studnet News.



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Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 39

I predict that you will be a failer

I predict your life will be a thrill

I predict that you will smell pancakes

I predict you won’t cook on a grill



(X2) Predictions always happen the way you want them to



I predict that you will be a failer

no I won’t

I predict that your life will be a thrill

I predict that you will smell like pancakes

no I won't

I predict you won't cook on a grill

yes I will

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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 54

X6 Come on kids you better be cool and stay in school

I know it might be boring but you better stop snoring

and be very cool while you are in school.

When you are older and lying in the street

you’ll say I’m such a fool

I should have stayed school.

Article posted October 6, 2011 at 10:20 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 54



Article posted November 17, 2011 at 09:47 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

I KNOW IT STINKS

I AM A HOME BOY

I PLAY YA' AT DARTS

I GO BEAT YA

I WILL RACE TO MARS

I want to watch cars

don’t play the guitar

I’m gonna control you with my moves

I put on a show featuring blubber, flubber41

this guy fun

this verse is so done-one-one-one

And it goes like this

watch me jump around on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day

Got them moves like MJ

got the moves like MJ

I got them moves-oves-oves-oves

like MJ

I just need to try to control you

watch me pop and drop

and I'll own you with the moves like MJ

I’VE GOT THEM MOVES LIKE MJ

I’ve got them mooooooooves like mj

Kanye can rap

but watch me play with my apps on my ipod

apple is awesome

but macbook is dead

can’t get out of my head

Oh so why are you on my private stage

it was meant for me

I ride solo

so get out of here

don’t talk to my ear

get out of here

And it goes like this

uh

Watch me pop and drop on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day

got them moves like mj

watch me move like mj

I’ve got the moooooooves like mj

I just need to try to control you

watch me pop and drop

and I’ll own you with my moves like mj

I’ve got the moves like mj

I’ve got them moooooooves like mj



I want to know how to make you smile

should I pop and drop

oh it is just like you

but if you give me the key

you’ll be so proud of me

when I can dance like he

I’ll watch and learn

please show me twice

stand on your toes

oh my I am gonna cry

but if you give the key you’ll be so proud of me

when I can dance like he

And it goes like this

Watch me pop and drop on that big stage

I can moonwalk night and day with my moves like mj

I got them moves like mj

I got the moooooooooves like mj

I just need to try to control you

Watch me pop and drop and I’ll own you with the moves like mj

I got the moves like mj

I got the moooooooooves

like mj

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Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:39 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 56

Oh, yeah, everyone knows me. Oh, yeah, I’m BieberHairFlip.

Oh, yeah, when I say I rock you say, "Yeah, you do."

Everybody knows me with my first hit, "Sinks." Yeah, "Sinks," yeah.

How about "Marty?" Yeah, yeah.

When pbandj gave me an interview, I said, "Raw." Yeah, yeah.

That’s all I got to say.

When I walk, people say "Hey, there he is Bieb! Can I have your handcock?”

I say, "Sure, I’m not immature.”

You know I’m all about the love and the passion of my fans.

Here comes Biebs. I’m coming into town with my newest big hit, “Biebs Comes To Life.”

I'm like an a-rod.

I'm like a king.

I never go on Bing because it's Not Google.

I'm like a Bing in your head. It goes on and off.

Bing.

Yeah, bing, yeah.

I'm just like you.

I get the morning drozys.

Really. Yeah, really. Yeah.

When I walk around school, people say I'm cool.

You're cool.

Put your hands up for the Biebs.

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

Here comes Biebs.

I'm coming into town.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is almost over.

I don’t want it to be.

Me neither.

Tthaks to all my fans.

You know that I like you.

You my friends.



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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 137

MR. BUFLA

Good morning students. Today all of you will be taking a science exam.



MILLER

Do we have to? I mean, we are smart enough and nobody wants to.



MR BUFLA

No, Miller. You are taking this exam or you will have to do 4th grade again for the third time. Do you want that to happen?



MILLER

No sir.



CLASS

Hahahahahahahahahaha



MR BUFLA

Ha ha ha. Get back to work, now!



What is the matter with Miller What is the matter with these children?

What is the matter Miller?

I’m having nightmares all night with Miller

Miller's always on my back

What is the matter with Miller?





MILLER

That test was hard.



JILL

I know, and I thought I was smart.



MARLY

Me too.



MAROONE

Shesh, I know. I even had to ask Benny for help. He was wizzing right by me, and I think he at least got a B.



MILLER

Benny? How? He is the dumbest in the class other than me. Oh, and Jill. Why did you start laughing at what I said to Bufla?



JILL

Because it was funny. "No, sir." That was great.



[Mono comes out of the school.]



MONO

Hey, Marly. How have ya' been?



MARLY

Ewwww, get away from me, you lump of dead rats.



[Miller and Hill push him away.]



MONO

Goodbye, Marly.



MARLY

See ya'.



JILL

Why does that Mono kid want to hang with you, Marmar?



MARLY

You think I know? That kid thinks I like him since the first grade.



MILLER

You know, I liked you in the first grade.



LAURA

Jill, why are you down?



JILL

I am not down, smart one.



LAURA

Well, I did get an A on the exam. TTYL, Jill, got to go to the dorm.



[Marrone is on the top bunk, and Miller is on the bottom. Hill is on the spare bed]



HILL

Ha-ha, I get the spare bed and you have the bunk.



MILLER, MARRONE

Shhhhhhhhut up!



Mr. Monica.

So, Miller, what do you want to talk about now?



Miller

My teacher, Mr. Bufla. He has been hitting the kids. Please fire him. He is mean pleeeeeeeeease?



Mr. Monica

Oh, all right. I will fire him just because he is hitting the kids.



[Mr. Monica's office.]



Mr. Monica

I suppose you know why I wanted to speak to you, Carl.



Mr. Bufla

No, I don’t sir.



Mr. Monica

YOU'RE FIRED!

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Article posted November 4, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 57

Hey, everyone! This is my blog, and I am going to tell you all about my life and what is happening in it.



First up, I will be telling you about my newest song I am writing right now. It is called YOU KNOW. In this song I am trying to be like Frank Sinatra. When you hear it you will love it. One of my good friends might be featured in this song. I am starting a raffle for it. Here it is:



What is my favorite song and group that sings this song?



If you get this right you get to sing this song with me and it will be great.



Thx to all of you and remember the flip in bieberhair41.



Thanks again and don’t forget the raffle.



Thanks again. bye

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (9) • Reads 41

Hey, hey, hey everyone! This is BIEBER’S BLOG. You remember that raffle I did last week? Well, I am proud to say the winner is Mr. Brune in

Mr. Brune’s class.



I am also starting another raffle. Whoe can guess how to spell the role I have in the school play? You will not get the play's name. Good luck.



Another one is what is the logo I always waer in my videos. I will give a hint: Look at all of my videos and look and see.



Thanks a lot!



BIEBS

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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 40

The annoying girl who wrote a story about a girl in a red dress

that was stalking her

until she moved away to Spain to start a new living in a supper market

and five days after

moved away

the girl in the red dress was back

and she brought her best friend

named gusting mayflower

who was the girl's childhood friend

and they became the best of friends again

and the crazy girl in the red dress went to jail

because she was stalking the girl

and the girl in the red dresse's mother said she was going to sue for a strange reason

and it wound up that she went to jail too

and the girl and gusting moved back to Idaho and lived happily ever after

while the girl in the red dress

lived in a small room

with her mother

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Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:48 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

Try the 4124 Mix Quiz

[LINK]



Made with HotPotatoes

Article posted November 17, 2011 at 12:48 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38



Article posted January 24, 2012 at 02:32 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

Top 5 BEST dances in the NFL:

5. CLAY MATHEWS

4. TIM TEBOW

3. B.J RAJI

2. ARRON ROJJERS

1. VICTOR CRUZ

Article posted January 24, 2012 at 02:32 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51



Article posted January 9, 2012 at 10:08 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

THE STORY OF ME



ON MAY 14TH, 2001, 8:44 AM, on a beautiful, sunny day, I was born.



I was an early baby. I was born 12 days before my due date. I was a big baby, the size of a melon, 8 lbs. 13 oz. born at Lawrence Hospital in the Bronx, New York.



On the way home from the hospital my parents heard a song on the radio called "It’s a Beautiful Day" by U2. It was right, it was a beautiful day. I entered the world.



Unfortunately in first grade I was in the hospital for four days. I had pneumonia. I got a lot of visits from my family and some from my teachers.



In second grade I was on a football team. I scored two touchdowns in one game, and I am not good at football!



In third grade I was on a bad baseball team. We lost every game but I had three homers.



Third and fourth grade with Mrs. Wicker was great. My fourth grade baseball team stunk too. We went 0-13. I had 5 homers.



I remember finding out my fifth grade teacher like it was yesterday. I was at a baseball clinic, and at the end my mom brought the letter. It read: "MR.BRUNE, ROOM 303." I was so happy I finally got a teacher that wasa guy. It is the best. He talks in voices when he reads.



Now I am graduating elementary school.



In those past ten years, I have accomplished a lot. My basketball team won the tournament with 1st place. I had 11 points.



My baseball team won the World Series. I went 2 for 3. We also won the division with a 17-2 season! I made the all-star team in Rec, and I went 2 for 3.



I am the lead in the school play and I am happy.



This is my last year at MAS, and I am sad. Next year in middle school I will be the new kid.



I hope you all like my story and share it with your friends. This is not the last time you will hear from me. Yours truly:

Bieber

Hair

flip

41

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 02:13 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43

 If school plays are real



Civil war



One guy: Die! Die all of you! Just die! Die! I will tear you to shreds!


Another guy: No, YOU die, you lazy bag!


Another guy: Violence is never the answer.


One guy: Shut up, Julio!


Another guy: Ricardo, I thought we were friends?


One guy: Not any more, Julio. We are in war.


 


Wizard of Oz


Dorothy: Ahhhhh!


Scarecrow: Oh, my, it’s a lion!


Tinman: I think my tin pants are a little rusty.


Scarecrow: Shut up!


 


Baseball mania


A nerdy kid: Wait, wait, I thought this was a school play.


Cool kid: No, man, this is a baseball game. You could be the catcher.


 A nerdy kid: That sounds fun. Where is the equipment and the glove?


Cool kid: Don’t you watch baseball? There is no equipment. I will throw the ball as hard as I can to you and….


A nerdy kid: Ouch! That hurt!

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

The Inside Story of Him



He is always driving up and down the street. He is the weirdest guy ever. When my friends and I are playing in the street, we run away. Living on the block with a criminal is hard but it is kind of a mystery. Is he a criminal and scary? Or is he just another old man? The world will never know. Even on The Avenue we see him. Always in the same place, same spot, same cigarette in his mouth. Waiting at all times. Going out at the same time every day. His routine, going out at 11:00 am, coming back at 12, going back out at 12:30, coming back at 4. You ask why is he always doing this? We will never know. If you are smart, you would stay away from this old man. But if you get 40% in school, good luck on my block.



Now you know the story of the man in the cape, the cab driver, scull cracker. Watch out for him. Watch out.

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Article posted January 13, 2012 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull their hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner



By the time you hear this

you will probably know

that this rap is too long

but I will throw something out

to see if you can write a song

if I were you

I would write, write, write

'till it's right

and pardon me young ladies

if me head is like a fruit

an orange can't think of anything else

so I come in 49

but feel like I'm 10 foot



Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull me hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner



By the time you see me

you probably see that I’m a man

you know that before a shower

I smell like a toucan

but when I smell I am free

so take that

I remember when I had an interview

and it was fun

but I am rapper now

and I feature in songs

with both bieberhairflips

this is what I want to be,

everybody knows that I am reading this book

and I don’t know what else to say

so let me have him go like



Stop pickin' on me

I will cry

do you want me to die?

It's not cool when you drool

So here is my song

read along cuz’



Someone threw a stick at me

Someone threw a rock at me

Everybody dislikes me

I say this is not fair

So I start to pull their hair

And now someone called mommy



I'm in the time out corner

In the time out corner.

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Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

HAVE HOPE



The story “the dot” is about a girl name Vashti. She thinks she is a bad artist. One day she drew a dot on her paper. The next week, the dot is on the wall and Vashti said, “I can make a better dot than that.” And after that she felt she was a great artist.



When I reread “the dot” I realized it was about determination. It is about determination because Vashti was determined to draw something in art class. It is about determination when Vashti saw her dot on the wall and she said, “I can make a better dot than that.” At the end of the story Vashti was determined to teach a little boy how to draw when the boy said, “Me? Not me. I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler.” Then Vashti said, “Show me.” When he was done, Vashti said, “Sign it.” So “the dot” is about never saying never.



When I reread “the dot” even more I thought about my life and how I was determined to do something. One time I was determined to do my homework. I did not want to do it, but when I got it back I got it all right. I was also determined to win a second round playoff game. We won and that is what made us WPBA baseball champs!



So Just follow your dreams and put your mind to it, and you can do anything!

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Article posted January 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

NAME THAT LYRIC



KISS ME

Hey, everyone! This is Kiss Me" and Amanda Brown and" welcome to…



BOTH

NAME THAT LYRIC!



AMANDA BROWN

Tonight, our contestants are Shin Bad Body, Dustin Junction, Kinter De La Rosa Ramirez, and, last but not least, the one and only, Buford Russel, Missy Knitter Norris Katerbox Lincin The lll.



KISS ME

Ok, let's get started! I will sing a song by bieberhairflip41, and you have to say the words that come next. Ok?



EVERYONE

OK.



KISS ME

Don’t ask me why or I’ll call you a big shoe. Ask me why again and…

What is the next lyric?



BUFORD (BEEP)

Is it "I’ll throw a shoe at you?"



KISS ME

No, it is not. Do you know anything about music? Is this your first day?



(He nods.)



Well, congratulations! It's your last. Get out of here!



AMANDA BROWN

Have a nice flight home!



DUSTIN JUNCTION

Oh, oh, oh! I got it! Is it "Ask why again and I will split your face in 2. I am a lion and I can't wait to get out of my cage"??



AMANDA BROWN

Yes!!! You got it. You are in the next round.



DUSTIN

Yes=http://!!!



KISS ME

Kinter, this one is for you.

"Sinks are fun sinks are…

Now you name that lyric! What is the lyric?



KINTER

Is it "Sinks are fun, sinks are cool."?



KISS ME

No, you are wrong! Sorry.



AMANDA

Have a nice flight home. Shin, this is for you: When pbandj gave me an inview, I said "____________, yeah, yeah."



SHIN

Kitten!!!



KISS ME

No, looks like we have a winner. Everyone give it up for Dustin=http://!



We will see you next time on NAME THAT LYRIC=http://=http://=http://

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 45

Why Are The Jets So Bad?



You ask why the New York Jets are so bad? I will tell you. The two words are:



MARK SANCHEZ!



He is so bad I made a parody about him. It goes like this. . .



OHHHHHH, SOMETIMES MARK SANCHEZ

CRIES LIKE A BABY

YEAH, HE’S ALWAYS CRYIN’ LIEIN’

DIEIN’

ON THE GREEN, GREEN, GREEN GROUND

OHHH, WHEN HE GETS TACKLED

YEAH

NOW YOU KNOW

WHY THE JETS ARE SO BAD!

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Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Parody to the Cable Commercial



When you are a rapper and EMEINEM sees you reading he says, “You a bad rapper.

A bad rapper.”



When he says you’re a bad rapper, you challenge him to a rap off.



When you challenge him to a rap off, he crushes you with his hit song, "Lose Your Self(Clean)."



When he beats you so bad, your fans start to hate you.



When your fans start to hate you, you lose your carreer.



When you lose your carreer, you loose your million acre beach house.



When you loose your million acre beach house, people think you are a wimp.



When people think you are a wimp, they want to see how wimpy you are.



When they want to see how wimpy you are, they throw you in a hole and cover you with dirt.



Don’t get thrown in a hole and covered with dirt.



Don’t challenge Eminem to a rap off.

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:23 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 70

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!

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Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 52

1. Think of something you like. For example, Broadway shows and musicals. Whatever you want.



2. Turn any way you want to. I prefer turning towards the door because you can see and here everything out side your bedroom.



3. Do not be disgusting right before you are about to go to bed. If you pick your nose and fall asleep, right after you pick your nose you will wake up the next morning with snot in you hair.



4. Feeling like going to sleep is your favorite thing in the world even though it is probably not. If it is, why are you watching my show?



5. Remember what I said in step 1? Do what you did in step 1, but do not think it. Do it. Wait until your parents yell at you. If they yell, you are amazing at this. If they don’t, I’m sorry but you failed.



6.Since you did all of this you get so tired and you just fall asleep and you are done.

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Article posted February 28, 2012 at 02:22 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

 How to keep your iPhone away from yoursister



 



1.      If she is in high school, go to her cell phone.



2.      Pick her cell phone up.



3.      Put your pointer finger on one of the long sides. Put your thumb on the bottom.



4.      Do you know how to skim rocks at the beach? It you do, get in the position that you would skim it in.



5.      Chuck the phone at her shin. If this works, you have succeeded. If it does not, run into her room and lock the door.



6.      Comment on this piece and give me some tips on what I should write for my next “How To.”

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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 09:48 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 50

 



HOW TO MAKE EGGS IN A PIE FORMAITION


 


1.      GET EGGS


2.      CRACK THEM IN A BOWL


3.           PUT SOME MILK IN THE BOWL


4.          GET A FORK AND STIR IT UNTIL THE BUBBLES ARE OUT AND ALL THE LINES ARE OUT.


5.          IF YOU HAVE AN OLD FASHIONED STOVE, PUT THE HEAT ON


6. IF YOU HAVE A NEW ONE, PUT THE HEAT ON HIGH.


7.          GET A SMALL PAN LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR DAD'S HAND


8.           POUR THE EGGS IN


9.           PUSH THE EGGS TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE PAN WITH A SPATULA AND PRESS DOWN ON THEM AND MAKE THEM GO ALL OVER THE PAN IN THE SHAPE OF A CIRCLE.


10.         WAIT TWO MINUTES AND TAKE A PLATE AND THE PAN. TURN THE PAN UPSIDE DOWN ON THE PLATE. PUT THE EGGS ON THE PLATE. PUT THE PAN ON THE STOVE. SLIDE THE EGGS OFF THE PLATE ONTO THE PAN.


10.   WAIT ANOTHER TWO MINUTES AND WHEN IT IS DONE, PUT IT OUT ON THE PLATE AND...


 


BAM! YOU HAVE EGG PIE.


 


11.        COMMENT


 


12.     TELL ME WHAT MY NEXT “HOW TO” SHOULD BE.

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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

THE DEO



I WEAR DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

Meow mio meow mio

hey hey.

hey hey

mio mio mio mio

oh she go

everybody else goes

hey hey hey

I WERE DEO TO HIDE MY B-O

ha,

IT'S WHY I'M SINGING WITH THIS TRIO.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

My favorite animal is a pink flamango

ha,

my favorite game is to do the limbo,

limbo baby

yeah

I wear cologne to make me smell good

ha,

it's why I'm getting all the ladies.

hey, hey, hey.

I like to dress up and look snazy

'cuz that's my favorite thing to do,

hey, hey, hey

It's why I'm singing this song with my trio.



Word. homeslice.

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Article posted September 21, 2011 at 10:02 AM GMT-5 • comment (4) • Reads 39

CHEESE



Cheese

Cheese

Cheese

Yummy



I eat any cheese



Soft cheese



Hard Cheese



Mmmmmmm



cheese



American Parmesan cheese



Mmmm mmmm mmmmm



you got to love your cheese



cheese picture



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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 01:58 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 38

“Hey my name is 1111111111 and I’m going to tell you about my family. I have one brother, one sister, and one brother. I have one mom and one dad. We're wonderful. We love playing with each other. Sometimes I help my mom cook pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes, pancakes, pancakes. My mom's name is Maribel. My dad's name is Francisco. My brother's name is Daniel. Finally, my pretty and cute baby sister is Amanda. That is my loving and nice family.

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Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43

Lake Compounce



One day I went to this place I go every year called Lake Compounce. It is really fun to go to. I recommend you go there. I went there with my mom, my brother Daniel, my baby sister Amanda and me.

First we went to the water rides. Then we went to the. . .



Bolder Dash!



I COULDN’T BELIVE HOW FAST IT WENT!



I was so happy that it was over. It felt like I was going to fly off. Luckily, I didn’t or it wouldn’t be pretty.



Then another one came. It went forward, then backward. I called it "The Purple Ride" because it is purple. (I don’t really pay attention, to names.)



THEN I WENT HOME.



THE END

Article posted September 26, 2011 at 12:06 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 43



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

The Dummy Who Ate His FISH!



There was a dummy



That ate his own



Fish



( X3)He turned it o sushi



“Can I have some?”



“NO!”



“Come on, I’m your friend.”



“NEVER”

Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:13 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 39

Interview With 1111111111



Bieberhairflip41: OMG I can’t believe I’m meeting him in person! (Faints on the table.)



Dora Terminator: What is your favorite color?



1111111111: Yellow



Dora Terminator: What is the biggest book you have read?



1111111111: Well, it is the book I’m reading. You want to see it?



Dora Terminator: Sure.



1111111111: So, where did I put that book?



Bieberhairflip41: Well, we'll figure out who took it, but not right now.



1111111111: Bieberhairflip41did you take it?



Bieberhairflip41 (nervously): No.



1111111111: Give it.



Bieberhairflip41: OK, sike. Peace! (He storms out.)



1111111111: Finally I caught him. Now give me that book.



Bieberhairflip41: Fine, here.



111111111: Sorry for that. You know how fans can be.



Bieberhairflip41: I heard that.



11111111: You were supposed to.



11111111: Now here is the book you wanted to see.



THE END



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Article posted January 26, 2012 at 09:49 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

The Adventure with Purple Rock Star 2



Purple: What should I do today?



Sinister: Why don’t we spy on the children?



Lmmo: Don’t spy on us



Purple: Why not?



Lmmo: That’s just creepy, that’s why.



Purple: So what about it is not weird?



Lmmo: Yes it is.



Purple: No it’s not.



Lmmo: YES IT IS LADY SO STOP TALKING TO ME!



Purple: Yeesh, he is a wild one, sinisterbunny.



Sinister: Oh, yes it is, master.



Both purple and sinister: Hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa!

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Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

THE Dumb Old TWINS WHO DON’T LOOK ALIKE



Lazy: Can we go to bed?



Bored: Sure, I don’t have anything else to do.



Bother: Come on guys, let's go play.



Lazy: Go Away.



Bored: I’ll go. I don’t have anything else to do.



Lazy: Sure, you go Bored.



Board: And you’re coming with me

.

EvilTeddy: Did ANYBODY SAY EVILTEDDYBEAR!?



Lazy: But I have to catch up on my beauty sleep.



Bother: You don’t need beauty sleep. Sleep? You already slept!



Lazy (whipering in Bored's ear): Now I know why they named you that.



Board: OK



Lazy: shhhhhhhhhhhh



Evilteddy and Bother: Why do you want him to not talk out loud?



Lazy: Nothing, it's none of your business, OK?



Evilteddy and Bother: k



Lazy: Fine, we'll go outside. But I’m only going to sit down and sleep on the bench.



Bother: OK.



Bored: Let’s go. I’m getting even more board.



Lazy: Wait, I forgot my pillow.



EvilTeddy: Then hurry up!



Lazy: How many stairs were there?! I’m tired! Why did the owner put so many stairs?!

Why can’t they put an escalator instead of going up and down so many stairs?!



Bored: Stop complaining you big baby!



Lazy: Don’t make me argue. I won’t have any energy for the park.



Bored: All you’re going to do is sleep on a bench! And by the way, it only has been one flight of stairs!



Lazy: Stop saying that word. It hurts my poor ears.



Evilteddy: Why don’t you guys be quiet for at least one hour?



Bother: Forget about the park. Let's go back in.



Lazy: Are you trying to kill me?!



Bother: Okay, let’s end this friendship!



Lazy: Well, okay. Good bye.



THE END



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Article posted December 7, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37

The Big Winter Concert



This was a big day for me; it was my winter concert at school. I was really scared; I’m also in band so my lips really hurt after playing it. The whole school was watching. I was so nervous.



Then we started. Our first song was "Beautiful," then "Simple Gifts, and the last song was "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall."



When we were done singing I was so happy we made it through. It was really hot in the auditorium. I was about to faint, plus I had a shirt under my dress shirt. I was really nervous.



I can’t even wait until the real live concert with our family members, and moms, dads, uncles, and also friends and relatives you might not even know. But I can’t wait to get there. Hopefully you were there.

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Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49

BANANA MAN



1: And now coming in, Banana Man!



CH: It’s me, Banana Man!



(Random noise.)



1: Was' up, Banana Man!



CH: Banana!



1: We have special guest stars to meet Banana Man!



Ch: Is it Bananas?



1: Bananas aren’t guest stars. . . .



(Ch. makes random noise.)



1: They are bieberhairflip41, lmmo, and blubberfluber24!



Ch (clapping): Yay! Woohoo!



1: Why are you screaming? They're not even there?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What?



Ch: Bananas.



1: What about bananas?



Ch: Go bananas!



(Ch. does Banana Dance.)



1: Since he’s dancing, I am going to introduce the guest stars.



Blub, lmmo: Was' up?!



Lmmo: Move out of the way! You’re in my spotlight! Just dance!



Blub: We're not even in a spotlight! Dumb!



Lmmo: He’s just jealous of me.



1: Since there's a major dance fight, we'll go on to commercial.



Ch: No! Bananas!



1: Ok, let’s look at the banana. . . .OK, let’s stop looking at the banana and start talking.



Lmmo: OK, what do you like Banana Man.



1: I already asked him that!



Ch: Justin Beaver, The Banana Way



Everyone except Banana Man: HUH?!



Banana Man: I said, I love Dora the Explora.



Article posted December 9, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 49



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

The Adventure with PurpleRockstar



Purple: What should we do today, sinisterbunny?



Sinister: What about inspecting the people on the computers?



Purple: OK, so what about this girl?



Sinister: OK, let me go ask her. Girl, can we talk to you for a little while because my master says we should see what you are up to?



(Girl responds.)



Sinister: Thank you, come over here master



Purple: What do you like to type about?



(Girl responds.)



(Purple comments back about what she said.)



(Girl responds.)



Purple: Can we interview some one else for a change instead of a girl who actually has something good to type or checking out a website?



Sinister: OK, so what about him?



Purple: Sure, we don’t have anybody else to interview and it looks cool what he’s doing.



Sinister: Sir, can we interview you?



(Guy responds.)



Sinister: Thank you.



Purple: So, whatcha' doin'?



(Guy responds.)



Purple: That’s so cool, even cooler what she said.



Narrator: Well, that’s the end of their adventure.



purple rockstar picture

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Article posted February 29, 2012 at 12:49 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

Lazy: I walk a lonely road, a lonely road with my brother Bored, and he’s bored.



Bored: Offensive!



Lazy: Well, let me continue.



Board: No.



Lazy: Why not?



Bored: Aren’t you tired?



Lazy: You get it, when I’m sad I have a lot of energy.



Bored: That is just weird.



Evilteddy: Hey, guys? What are you guys arguing about now?



Lazy and Bored: How did you know we were arguing?



Evilteddy: Your life is mostly about fighting.



Lazy: No, it is not.



Bonkers: Hey, guys?



Lazy: I thought we weren’t friends any more.



Bonkers: What are you talking about?



Lazy: Bother, we're not friends anymore.



Bonkers: Oh, Bother. He is my twin brother. He was bothering me too much so I thought I was going to your house.



Lazy: You’re not fooling me Bother.



Bonkers: It’s really me, Bonkers.



Bother: I thought your name was Honkers. Well. . . .Oh, well.



Lazy: Well, this starts a new friendship.

Article posted January 11, 2012 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41



Article posted January 12, 2012 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

The Dumb Old Twins Who Don’t Look Alike #3



Bonkers: Hey, want to go to the park?



Lazy: Already did that and lost a friendship.



Bonkers: You do bore me. Maybe we could lose our friendship?



Bored: You know I’m here, right?



Lazy (winking at Bonkers): I wonder where Bother went?



Bonkers: He’s right there.



Bored: Thank you, Bonkers.



Lazy: Our friendship is over. You ruined the joke.



Board: Want to be friends, Bonkers?



Bonkers: Nah.



Bored: Noooooo! There was a witch that said that she would kill me if anyone said "nah" to me! Now I better watch out!



Witch: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Now you should die!



Bored: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me!



Zzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!



Bonkers: Well, goodbye! 22222222222222211111112133333333



Lazy: Noooooo! Now there's a witch that’s going to kill me!



Witch: Now you die! He he he he he!



Zzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!



Evilteddy: Pinch death.



Witch: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Evilteddy: You die too, Bonkers!



Bonkers: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Evilteddy: Mwahh ha ha ha!

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 11:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Banana Man 2



Toast: Hey, WHAT'S up banana friends.



1: I didn’t even cue you.



Dora: Hey, guys, I saw him coming without someone saying anything so I thought I should have come in.



Narrator: I wonder why they're coming in?



1: Doraterminator just said why he came in, and I think bananaman came in to annoy me.



Toast: Yup, Bananas.



Dora: What about bananas?



1: Really this feels like the first interview which was terrible.



Lmmo: Hey, guys, I got some fresh air from outside.



1: Who invited you?



Lmmo: Them.



1: Who is "them"?



Toast: Me.



Lmmo: Yup, you are right bananaman.



1: How did you know that is bananaman. He is great at wearing totally different clothing. Or was he lying to me? Are you bananaman? Huh?



Toast: Bananas.



1: That does not work on me anymore now bananaman.



Lmmo: So why don’t you punish him later on so we can get through this interview with him instead of killing him?



1: Never. I’m going to make him regret bringing you.



Lmmo: Just leave him alone.



1: SO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU INSTEAD OF HIM?



Lmmo: Nevermind. . . .



banana man

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Article posted February 15, 2012 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 37

Interviewing PurpleRockStar



1: Hello and welcome to the interview with PurpleRockStar.

Let me welcome her to her interview that she did not pay for.



PurpleRockStar: Well, hello, and I did pay I just did not pay you.



1: What?! Then who did you pay?



PurpleRockStar: Him, the person with the camera.



1: Why him? All he does is move the camera.



PurpleRockStar: I did that because you were being pushy.



1: OK, let’s get back to the interview. What is your favorite color?



PurpleRockStar: It is purple



1: What is your favorite book?



PurpleRockStar: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Cabin Fever.



1: What is your favorite sport?



PurpleRockStar: Basketball



1: What is your favorite thing to do with your family?



PurpleRockStar: Play Black Jack.



1: And the last question is What is your favorite topping on cake?



Purple: Vanilla icing.



1: Well, bye.



Purple: Bye.

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Article posted April 27, 2012 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 40

The Dunb Old Twins #4



1: We're going to be interviewing EvilTeddy, the only survivor.



Evil: Well, hello everyone. My name is Evilteddy. Wow, bother is a triplet?!



1: I know. It's not a suprise, and I'm not happy that Bonkers died.



Evil: Well, sorry.



1: Couldn't you have killed Bother because he is getting even more annoying about his death, crying every two seconds. . . .



Evil: Well I'm very sorry for your loss.



1: I made a vow to whoever killed him shall die.



Evil (nervously): Well, it wasn't me.



1: Isn't it a good vow? I'm going for a breather outside for a little while.



Evil: OK.



Bother: Hello.



Evil: You're back, 111111111.



Bbother: No, it's me, his triplet bother. But now I'm still sad that Bonkerts died. He was making himself lose in our poker games, and we would get a lot of his money.



Evil: Well, ok?



Bother: Literaly, whoever they kill is going down. Down, I tell you.



Evil: OK



Bother: Well, bye.



Evil: Bye.



11111111: Hey, I'm back.



Evil: Hey, I gotta' go. Bye.



Evil rushes out.)



11111111: That was wierd. . . . Well, bye, too.





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Article posted April 26, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

 



Bunny: doraterminator


Jim: chicharito


Derfy: beiberhairflip


Bob: shamefulcloud


Host: 1111111111


Judge1,Sally: basektballgirl


Jugde2,Judy: pbandj


Judge3, George, who has a deep voice: blubberflubber


 


Host: Come on down to Who Doesn't Have Talent!


 


(everyone cheers)





Jim: when are we going to start?


 


Bob: we did.


 


Host: ok then. . . .let me introduce the judges. this is judge one, Sally.


 


Sally: hi.


Host: this is Judge 2 ,Judy.


 


Judy: hi.


 


Host: this is judge George.


 


George: Hey.


 


Host: now let me introduce the contestant, Bunny, a.k.a. sleepy boy.


 


Bunny: zzzzzzzz wait! what?


 


Judge Judy: wow.


 


Host: ok, let's go down to Jim, a.k.a. bad listener.


 


Jim: did they introduce me yet?


 


Bob: yes, they did and before me.


 


Host: ok, now let me introduce derfyn, a.k.a. the singer.


 


Derfy: i set fire to the rain!


 


Bob: stop singing! we already know you like singing.


 


Derfy: that's a hater.


 


Host: ok, now let me introduce Bob, a.k.a. wanna be.


 


Bob: no, i'm not. p.s.when are you retireing?


 


Host: omg! be quiet, wanna be!


 


Bob: yeash!


 


Host: what did i say?


 


Bob: what did i say?


 


Host: don't make me disqualiify you!


 


Bob: sorry


 


Host: ok, back to the show. ok, the first obsticle is dance. Jim, you go first.


 


Jim: ok!


 


(Jim dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad did he do from 1-10?


 


Judy: 7


 


Sally: 6


 


George: 9


 


Host: ok, sit down, please. and your score is. . . .


 


Bob: 22


 


Host: Bob, be quiet.


 


Bob: ok.


 


Host: ok, bob, it's your turn to dance.


 


Bob: ok!


 


Host: wait, remember, no professional in this one, ok?


 


Bob: ok!


 


(bob dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad do you think?


 


Sally: 7


 


Judy: 10


 


George: 6


 


Host: ok, You got 23! now please sit and be quiet.Ok, bunny, it's your turn.


 


Bunny: ok!


 


(bunny dances.)


 


Host:judges, how do you think?


 


Sally:1


 


Judy: 5


 


George: 3


 


Host: ok, you did a good dance. you were suppossed to do a bad dance.


 


Bunny:ooohhh!


 


Host: ok, we'll be right back after this small break.


 


Host: ok, and we're back for our last person. derfy, it is


Your turn.


 


Derfy: ok!


 


(derfy dances.)


 


Host: judges, how bad do you think?


 


Sally: 1


 


Judy: 1


 


George: 1


 


Host:OMG! again! ok, we'll be back next time to see the elimmination!


 

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 40

One day a little boy was walking through the park. He went to the swings, and then he saw a bee. He ran into the forest and turned around to look if the bee was still following him. He turned. He feel into a black hole.



“Ahhhhhhhh!”

Thump!



big



"Ouch. Where am I?”



When he got up he saw a man. He was blue. He asked where he was. The man said, “soup bleep”.



The boy was scared and ran. When he got to a tree he tried to climb the tree but it was too thorny. The boy saw that the man was chasing him.



He woke up and said it was a dream.

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Article posted September 22, 2011 at 02:23 PM GMT-5 • comment (5) • Reads 42

You just need to smile.



Each day you should Smile



Please smile



please smile



If you smile I'll run a mile



Please smile



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Article posted October 5, 2011 at 01:49 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 40

By: roadrunner memep feat. Bluberflubber



White socks, black socks, brown socks.



All the color of the rainbow socks.



We can wear you, oh yeah.



We love your brother the sock monkey





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Article posted October 6, 2011 at 02:47 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 43

“Mommy, I am scawed.”



“Don’t worry, honey. You're going to be fine. You can make friends.



“Ow, mommy.”



I went to school.



“Mom can I play with this kid.”



“Sure, honey.”



I went and played with a boy.



“Hi, my name is RoadRunner.”



“My name is lmmo."



***



“Come on kids, take your seats.”



Me and Lmmo sat together. The teacher talked, but me and LMmo didn't listen because we talked.



Then the teacher said, “Time for lunch.”



“Yoho. We can then play.”



“Yeah,” LMmo said.



***



We ate lunch and played.



We went inside.



We went back in and took a nap.



Then our parents came.



“Mommy, do we have to go?”



“Yes.”



“Bye, LMmo.”



“Bye RoadRunner.”



We left, and I told my mom about the whole day.

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Article posted October 12, 2011 at 10:09 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 38

You might remember the first song socks.



Socks don’t get the chicken pox



(times 2)

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don’t they



The sock monsters don't get the chicken pox

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



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Article posted October 11, 2011 at 10:11 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 46

I wonder what life would be if I couldn’t see.



Would I sit on a bee.



Would I be able to get an A or B or C or even a D?



The one good thing would be is I wouldn't have to read.

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Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:38 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 41

Bob, oh, Bob.

Do you sob?

Oh, you don't sob, bob?

Why don’t you sob, Bob?

I sob, Bob.

Bob, do you have a knob or a handle?

Do you think I am a slob, Bob? Yes, I do.

Well, Bob, you are a snob.

Have you robbed a bank, Bob?

Bob, wake up you blob.

What have you robbed?

A bank, Bob?

What bank, Bob?

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Article posted November 1, 2011 at 10:19 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

roadrunner



The roadrunner is a bird. It is 22 in. The roadrunner lays 3-6 eggs, which hatche in 20 days. It can run to its pray. It mainly feeds on insects, fruit and seeds. It also eats small reptiles, snakes, small mammals, spiders, scorpions, centipedes, millipedes, small birds, their eggs, and carrion including road kill. It’s able to fly, but not high. It spends most of its time on the ground, and can run as fasts as 26 miles per hour. The roadrunner's habitat is the desert and plant country in the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. It can be seen in the US states of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma, and some are in Kansas, Louisiana, Arkansas and Missouri. (That's in a lot of places!)

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Article posted November 7, 2011 at 09:56 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44

The Looney Tunes is a show. The characters are animated.



There is Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, Tweetty, Silvester, Elmer Fudd, Roadrunner, Tasmanian Devil, Wile E. Coyote, Porky Pig, Marvin the Martian, Speedy Gonzales, Gossamer, Foghorn Leghorn, and Lola.



Bugs Bunny first appeared on TV on April 30th, 1938.

Yosemite Sam first appeared on TV in 1945. Daffy Duck first appeared on TV on April 17, 1937. Tweetty first appeared on TV on November 21, 1942. Silvester first appeared on TV on September 20, 1941. Elmer J. Fudd first appeared on TV in 1937. Roadrunnerand Speedy Gonzales fir appeared on September 17, 1949. Wile E. Coyote first appeared on TV on September 17, 1949. Tasmanian Devil first appeared on TV in 1954. Porky Pig first appeared on TV in 1935. Marvin the Martian first appeared on TV on July 24, 1948. Speedy Gonzales first appeared on TV in 1953. Gossamer first appeared on TV in 1946. Foghorn Leghorn first appeared on TV on August 31, 1946. Lola first appeared on TV on November 15 1996.



I will return. . . .

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Article posted March 1, 2012 at 09:53 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 40

I went to Buhler. The Buhler center was from the Challenger mission that exploded in 1986. The place is called Buhler because a man gave a lot of money to remember the astronauts, who died in the mission. We had a successful mission. It was hard.



There was a lot of technology. It is hard to control the robot. You have to be careful with the chemicals. You have to listen carefully.



I was part of the ISO team. I had to control the robot arm and collect cards from other teams.



I learned to be careful with the chemicals.



It was very hard to control the robot.

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Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

The Interview



SGW: What is your favorite color?



RRMM: It is red.



SGW: Do you have any hobbies?



RRMM: Yes, I like to dance and play baseball.



SGW: Can you dance for us?



RRMM: Yeah, sure!



(RRMM dances.)



SGW: Wow, that was good!



RRMM: Thanks!



SGW: What is your favorite snack?



RRMM: Pop tarts and muffins.



SGW: What is your favorite baseball team?



RRMM: The New York Yankees.



SGW: What is your favorite book?



RRMM: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever for now.



SGW: See you later.



RRMM: Bye.



(CRAZED FANS ATTACK RRMM AND RRMM FALLS. UNCHASE.)



Article posted November 22, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39



Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 46

I like drawing. It's fun. Here are some pictures.



picters

picters

picters

Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:00 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 46



Article posted December 22, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

jd



Article posted December 22, 2011 at 10:15 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39



Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment (8) • Reads 35

One sunny day a girl named Maggie went to a to a place where people take care of dolphins. She loves dolphins. They are her favorite marine animals.



She decided to come visit the dolphin every day. She named it Aquamarine. She was 17 years old. She got information about the dolphin. Maggie was surprised Aquamarine's birthday was tomorrow. So she went to buy her some fish. It was a big shocking thing. . .aquamarine was dead!



”Why did you die? I loved you more than any thing.” Maggie said.



Maggie moved along with her life. She was really sad because her dolphin passed away, but she but she will always remember this little cute face.

Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment (8) • Reads 35



Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44

INTERVIEWING CUTIENUBER1



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite color?



Cutienumber1: Light blue.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite sport?



Cutienumber1: Basketball.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite food?



Cutienumber1: Tacos.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite book?



Cutienumber1: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, 1-5



Basketballgirl: Do you like being a singer?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Basketballgirl: Back to you, Carl Azuz.



Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:44 PM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 44



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58

P.G.C.



One sunny day Sara was going to middle school.



It was 99 degrees out. She was wearing purple shorts with a light blue tie-die shirt.



When she got to Paradise Middle School she saw her friends, Sally and Jessica. They were wearing the same thing as her but different colors Sally was wearing black shorts and a white tie-die shirt and Jessica was wearing blue shorts and a green shirt. They were wearing light blue Converse.



When they were walking to their lockers they saw the P.G.C girls. P.G.C means Popular Girls Club. One was named Jenifer. She was the prettiest of all the P.G.C girls. Another one was named Tiffany. She was the second prettiest. Last but not least was Selena. She was the tallest of all the P.G.C girls.



Jenifer said, “What are you girls doing. . . ?Your're lost! Well, why don’t you use a compass rose! hahahaha!”



Then when it was lunch time. Tiffany, Jessica, and Sally went to get their lunch. The lunch lady was giving out pizza and brownies. When Sally was walking, Tiffany tripped Sally and Sally landed on the brownie. Everybody was laughing at Sally, including the P.G.C girls.



Jessica said “What the heck?! What’s your problem, Tiffany?!”



Tiffany said, “Um, excuse me. No one talks to me like that.”



“I just did!” Jessica said.



All the kids were staring at Tiffany. One kid said, “Ohhh you just got served!”



The next day it was 100 degrees. The girls decided to go to a water park. When they saw the popular girls, they were there staring at them, all soaking wet from the pool.



“Where did you guys come from? The kiddy pool? Hahahahahahaha!”



“No! Why do you care?!” said sally.



“Shut your face brownie face!Hahahaha!” said Tiffany. All the P.G.C girl laughed.

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 09:59 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 58



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

INTERVIEWING CANDYLOVER51



basketballgirl: What’s your favorite color?



Candylover51: Light blue and purple.



Basketballgirl: What’s your favorite sport?



Candylover51: basketball



Basketballgirl: Why is that your favorite sport?



Candylover51: I like to play it.



Basketballgirl: What’s your favorite food?



Candylover51: pizza



Basketballgirl: Why is that your favorite food?



Candylover51: I like to eat it.



Basketballgirl: Do you like being an actor?



Candlover51: yes



Basketballgirl: Why do you like being an actor?



Candylover51: Because it’s fun to be on stage.



Basketballgirl: Here comes cutienumber1.



Cutienumber1: Hi, how are you doing?



Candylover51: Hi cutienumber1.



Cutienumber1: Hi, you are such a great actor.



Candylover51: Oh, thanks. What’s up?



Cutienumber1: Nothing much.



Candylover51: You are such a good singer.



Cutienumber1: Thanks!



[The fans, HorsebackRider and SenorGummyWorm, come to get autograph’s from candlover51 and from cutienumber1.]



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:16 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40



Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 47

Pools!

Pools are really cool

Except for the boring school's

Its has chlorine!

But trust me, it doesn’t make you clean!

You won’t be clean

But please don’t be so mean

And get a pool for $1000

Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:58 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 47



Article posted November 10, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46

Poems: candylover51+cutie#1



BEANS



Beans, beans

they're good for your heart

the more you eat

the more you fart

the more you fart

the better you feel

so eat your beans in every meal:]

Article posted November 10, 2011 at 09:55 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 46



Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

Screen Names & Initials Matching!





Made with HotPotatoes.

Article posted November 10, 2011 at 01:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38

candylover51s poster

Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:28 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 38



Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44

hope song



Article posted November 29, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44



Article posted December 6, 2011 at 02:41 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43

War, war!



Everyone gather for the war



You know it’s coming from the sky



It's coming really big



It’s gonna' blow us away from home, hoommme!



It's coming strong

and it’s gonna get you yoouu!



Run away and gather for the war, waarr!



BOOM!



HERW COMES THE WAARRR!

Article posted December 6, 2011 at 02:41 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 43



Article posted December 2, 2011 at 09:51 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41

drive me crazy

drive me crazy 2

Article posted December 2, 2011 at 09:51 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 41



Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

jingle bells

jingle bells2

Article posted December 1, 2011 at 10:05 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40



Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 49

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS



On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 7th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 8th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



On the 9th day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine ugly notebooks

Eight color pencils

Seven big books

Six worksheets

Five broken pencils

Four crazy feet

Three sleeping babies

Two crazy dudes

One strict teacher

and a happy new year!



Article posted December 8, 2011 at 10:21 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 49



Article posted December 12, 2011 at 10:12 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 42

Vampire Script



Vampire: I am so hungry, but no one wants to give me there blood!



(Vampire walks in the dark and meets a girl. . .)



The stupid girl: Hi, are you a vampire? Cool!



Vampire: Yes, I'm a vampire, and I want some blood to drink!



The stupid girl:You can drink my blood if you want! Enjoy!



Vampire: Are you sure, little girl!?



The stupid girl: Yup, here's my neck!



Vampire: Okay, here I go. . . .



(Vampire leans and takes a bite!)



The stupid girl:

??????



The ambulance: OMG!Vampires! Get them in the truck! Hurry!



Vampire 1: Leave us alone. We want to drink some blood!!



The ambulance: Drink from your own! Get in the tru --



(Vampire 1 bites ambulance!)



Vampire 2: Let’s drink some blood from the driver now!



Driver (running away): Leave me alone!



Vampire 2: Three vampires can get an ambulance driver!



(Vampire 3 stops the truck with hands.)



Vampire 2: BITE!



(Vampire 2 bites the driver.)



Narrator: The 4 vampires BITE every one in NY and take over the world!



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Article posted January 5, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

Winter



I was walking down the street. I saw snow fallen over me!! Little kids are

Playing little kids are laughing there playing with snow!!



I see all the snowflakes washing over my face and the wind is blowing my hair. Like its winter!! Like its winter. Like

its winter.



The snow is white as paper my eyes are gleaming at it. it is really really snowing. Snowing snowing snowing. Snowflakes all over me.



Walking on a winter wonderland!



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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 54

Ehehehehe…………

One day I was at the party, going out with Marty.

I was dancing around like crazy, But guess what?

He was being lazy.

Ehehehehe………………….

Hey! Hey! I was at the party, hanging out with Marty.

But then when I realized he was tardy.

T-t-t-tardy

t-t-t-to the party

Ehehehehehe

It's party time

Ehehehehehe

YEAH!



Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 54



Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

THE RANDOM SHOW

WHERE EVERTHING IS RANDOM



HOST: CUTIENUMBER1

TWINS: CANDYLOVER51

WEIRD AND DUMB GIRL: BASKETBALLGIRL

DUMB AND FUNNY: SENORGUMMYWORM

BANANA GUY:BLUBFLUB



CUTIENUMBER1: WELCOME TO THE RANDOM SHOW, WHERE EVERYTHING IS RANDOM!



TWINS: HEY, Y'ALL!



CUTIENUMBER1: HEY, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO BE HERE!



TWINS: SORRY, MA'AM. I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME CORN

.

CUTIENUMBER1: DOES THIS PLACE LOOK LIKE A FARM TO YOU?



TWINS: WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT. . . .



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY FOR THAT INTURRUPTION.



TWINS: HOWDY [LICK LICK].



CUTIENUMBER1: DON’T TELL ME YOU'RE HERE FOR CORN?



TWINS: I JUST WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR OUR MAMA. HI, MAMA! SHE LIVES IN TEXAS.



CUTIENUMBER1: GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL I CALL YOU!



CUTIENUMBER1: SORRY. . . .PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAMOUS THESE DAYS.



CUTIENUMBER1: OKAY. UP NEXT COMES THE HILLARIOUS AND LAZY. . .SENORGUMMYWORM!



SENORGUMMYWORM: HEY, WHAT'S UP?!



CUTIENUMBER1: WHY, ARE YOU SO LAZY?



SENORGUMMYWORM: I AM TIRED. WOMEN, CAN'T YOU SEE I AM TIRED?!



CUTIENUMBER1: ENTERTAIN US OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED!



SENORGUMMYWORM: OKAY, PEOPLE! I AM GOING TO GO ON A HANDSTAND AND READ A PICTURE BOOK.



[SENORGUMMYWORM READS BOOK.]



SENORGUMMYWORM: EVERYONE HAS SUGAR PLUM.



CUTIENUMBER1: YOU CAN GO NOW. NEXT UP ARE THE WESTERN GIRLS WITH THE BANNANA.



TWIN: GET READY FOR BANANA GUY!



BANANA GUY: BANANA NANANA NA NANA NA BANANA NA NANA NA BANANA.



THE END

Article posted January 17, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51



Article posted January 23, 2012 at 09:57 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 59

Believe In What You Want To Be



“The dot” is about a girl named Vashti who was in art class. On her sheet of paper she had nothing on it! Her teacher said, “Wow, a polar bear in a snow storm.” Vashti said, “I can’t draw, okay.” Then the art teacher told her she can draw, so Vashti made a dot. Then the art teacher said,“Sign it.” The next day Vashti went to art. She saw her art teacher, and above her she saw a picture of her dot framed. It was Vashti’s dot. Then Vashti said, “I can draw a better dot than that.” Then she drew many, many dots, big and small, and they were purple and blue and many other colors! Then it was the art show. Vashti hung her picture of the dot so that all the parents can see all the dots she drew! Then a little boy came up to Vashti and he said, “You’re an artist. I can’t draw,” Then Vashti told the boy to draw a line and then to sign it.



When I reread “the dot” and thought about it more, I thought it was about faith. One person, the art teacher, had faith in Vashti that she can draw. Another person, Vashti, had faith in the little boy. And I bet you that little boy is going to have faith in another person he teaches.



When I thought about “the dot” even more I thought about how I have had faith in myself! When I was eight I used to teach a lot of my cousins how to make things out of clay! I also taught them how to draw. I had faith in them. I think those experiences make me have faith in my self too.



So always have faith in yourself and in others.

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47

American Idol



Contestant 1: shamefulcloud

Contestant2:bieberhairflip41

Contestant 3:candylover51

Contestant 4: Senorgummyworm

Judges:cutienumber1 and horse29

Host:basketballgirl



Host: Hey! Welcome to American Idol! Here today is shamefulcloud,bieberhairflip4,and candylover51! First up is shamefulcloud!



(Shamefulcloud walks in.)



Judges: Hey, shamefulcloud.



Host: So, what are you going to sing today?



(Shameful cloud sings.)



Judges: Stop, stop, stop, stop!



Host: Judges, what do you think?



Cutienumber1: With all respect, I am not a fan of your voice.



Horse29: I am not crazy about your voice and you wouldn’t end up being the next American idol anyway so let's vote.



Cutienumber1: No!



Horse29: No!



Shamefulcloud: OK, fine. Bye, guys.



Horse29: Next contestant.



(Host gets the Bieberhairflip41.)



Bieberhairflip41: Hey, judges! I am going to sing "Hang Over."



Cutienumber1: Is that a movie?



Bieberhairflip41: No!



Horse29: You should start singing now.



(Bieberhairflip41 starts singing.)



Host: Ok, so judges, what do you think?



Horse29: Yes, of course!



Cutienumber1: Let's have a break now. We'll see you when we get back.



(Commercial break.)



Host: Next contestant is Candylover51.



Candylover51: Hey, ya'all! How ya'?! I’m gonna' sing "Chicken Wing"!



Judges: You can start now.



(Candylover51 sings.)



Host: What do you think, judges?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Horse29:Yes!



Host: OK, next up is Senorgummyworm.



(Senorgummyworm walks in.)



Senorgummyworm: Hi, I am going to sing "The banana song."



Cutienumber1: Umm, you even have a banana suit. . . .



(Senorgummyworm sings.)



Judges: That was weird, but yes.



Host: OK, well that’s the end of the show! See you next week in the finals! Bye, bye now!



Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 47



Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU



Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator

Student1: SenorGummyWorm

Student 2:candylover51

Student3:cutienumber1

Student4: roadrunnermemep

Maid: Basketball girl



Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.



Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?



Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!



Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?



Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.



Student4: But they're so small.



Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!



Student4: But….



Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!



Student1: I want see the tofu punch!



(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)



Student1: Mommy!



Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!



Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?



Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!



Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!



(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)



Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!



Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!



Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.



Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!



Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.



Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!



Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!



Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?



Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?



Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?



Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?



Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.



Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.



Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.



Student 2: It’s noticeable!



Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!



Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.



Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.



Student3: What does that mean?



Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!



Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.



Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!



Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Article posted March 6, 2012 at 10:04 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 44



Article posted April 27, 2012 at 11:52 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 132

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/KatyPerryshow.pps

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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41

Crazy

by candylover51 and cutie#1





Yeah, I've been trying to be cool

yeah

It doesn’t matter if I'm right

or I am not

You can be one of us

all you have to do is this

You gotta'

you gotta

be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy



Yeah, I've been looking for you

for you

for you

all over the world.

I think you’ve been hiding, hiding

hiding.

I can be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.



You cant be in our group if your lazy

You can be in our group if you're crazy



You gotta be crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy

crazy.

Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:25 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 41



Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39

Tryouts to be a football player!



Characters:


Senorgummyworm!


Basketballgirl!


Candylover51!


Cutie#1!


Sharkattak17!


Blubberflubber24!







Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!




Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.




Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)




Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.




Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!




(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)




Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?




Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!




Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!




CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!




Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.




(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)




Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.






Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!







Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?




Basketballgirl: NOW!




( BLUBER COMES.)




Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!




Blubberflubber24: Okay.






Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.




END!

Article posted March 8, 2012 at 10:34 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39



Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42

http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/ONEDIRECTIONshow.pps

Article posted April 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 42



Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52



Magic Card Trick





(We walk in. We sit down. Magician pops up. We scream.)







Girl1: Awh, the horror! Oh, wait a minute! It’s just you! Hahah, hah, ha, hoo. . . .



Magian: Do you wanna' see a magic trick?



Girl2: Umm…sure….



Magician: Pick a card, any card.





(Girl1 picks card and shows card. Girl1 puts card back in deck. Magician shuffles. Girl1 blows on deck. Magician taps deck three times and picks a card up.





Magician: Is this your card?



Girl1: Yeah, so what? Do I get a prize?



Magician: Uhhh…noo.



Girl1: Fine, then you just wasted my time!



Girl2: When is it gonna be my turn?! I gotta' go to Burger King. I got an extra large soda with my name on it!



Magician: OK, then, hold your horses! You’ll get your soda in a minute. Gosh!



(whispering) People these days. . . .



Girl2: I HEARD THAT! You know what?! I'm just gonna' call for a delivery.



Burger King Delivery: Hello? You have reached Burger King Delivery. How may I take your order?



Girl2: Yeah, I want to order an extra large soda with my name on it!



Burger King Delivery: OK, we're on our way!





5 Minutes Later





Burger King Delivery: Umm, we have an extra large soda with my name on it?



Girl2: Oh, come on! I ordered a soda with MY name on it! Not a soda with a tag that says "With my name on it"!



Burger King Delivery: Ohhh, sorry, sir, we had a mix up. Do you want a refund?



Girl2: Never mind, I’ll just drink my soda in peace!



Magician: Anyways. . .back to the magic card trick….



Girl1: FINALLY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!



Article posted January 23, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 52



Article posted September 27, 2011 at 02:08 PM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 39

Sunday morning I was in the car ready to go apple picking. When we got to the parking lot it was full so we had to park somewhere else. So to get to the apple trees we had to walk. First we had to eat. Then we saw the animals. Then came the fun part, we went to the apple picking. I got the biggest apple. One apple fell on my head, and it hurt a lot. We were there for hours. We had to go back to the cars, and the apples were too heavy to carry back to the car so we had to go on the hay ride. It was so much fun going APPLE PICKING.

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Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 50

The Big Yellow Monster



One Halloween night two girls named Amy and Katie went out to trick or treat.



They saw some friends on the way. Then they got to Apple Street. It was really dark and cold, but Amy and Katie went in to the street. They both had their flash lights so they turned them on. It was a dead end so when they looked up there was a big and scary house. They went in.



When they opened the door it made the worst sound ever. Even bats came out, but they were not scared at all. Then they went up stairs and there was a very big door. When they opened it, they shined their flash lights up.



There was a BIG YELLOW MONSTER!



When they saw it, they ran out as fast as they could.



When they got to the end of the street there was a big gate. They were locked in the street, and the big yellow monster was coming to them.



When the monster was in front of them it said, “Hello my name is Mary. What is yours?”



Both of the girls started to scream really loud!



One of their friends, Nelly, came by.



“Help us! We are trapped inside this street,” they said in a really scared voice.



Nelly ran to find the police. When Nelly got with the police officer he said he is not a real police. When he left, Amy and Katie said they were really mad at her because she got a fake police officer.



After that the two girls went into the house to find the big yellow monster.



When they got to the big door they opened it and the monster was crying. The girls went up to her to say sorry but the monster started to yell at them. They said they were so sorry to think she was scary. They asked if they wanted to be FRIENDS.



So then the three friends went on to trick or treat.

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:03 AM GMT-5 • comment (2) • Reads 50



Article posted November 16, 2011 at 12:11 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39

Click below to try the Class Screen Names Crossword!

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Made with HotPotatoes

Article posted November 16, 2011 at 12:11 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 39



Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54

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Article posted January 11, 2012 at 10:24 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 54



Article posted January 20, 2012 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

“The Other Side” is about a girl named Annie that sits on a fence and always looks at other kids playing. One day she asked if she can play, but the kids said, “No!” On the days that rain, Annie still sits on the fence with her rain jacket on. One day, one of the girls that played on the other side, Clover, asked if she can sit on the fence with her. Annie said yes, and they became friends.



When I reread “The Other Side” I realized it was all about believing in your self. Annie believed she can be friends with Clover, the girl on the other side of the fence. Annie always asked if she can play jump rope with them, and Clover’s friends said no. But Clover did want to play with her. Later, Clover saw Annie sitting on the fence also on rainy days with her rain jacket on. Clover's mom said, “Don’t stare. It is impolite. That is why I got you rainy day toys.” But Clover saw Annie on the fence and asked if she can sit with her. Clover said, “Yes”. After that, Clover and Annie became best friends. So “The Other Side” is really all about believing in your self.



When I thought about “The Other Side” even more, I thought about my own life and how I have believed in myself. When I was small I did not have lots of friends, but I always believed I could get friends if I tried really hard and believed in myself. At pre~k I always introduced myself to other kids. One day a girl named Stephanie asked if she can play with me. I said yes and we became friends.



So no mater what, you should always believe in your self.

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Article posted January 25, 2012 at 10:06 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 54

Interviewing Hobos!







CAST MEMBERS: CANDYGIRL,



MONKEYFREAK#1, SINISTERBUNNY, BLUBBERFULBBER24, SENORGUMMYWORM, ROADRUNNERMEPMEP.



Reporter: Today we are going to be interviewing twin hobos, Linda and Trinda. And the weird thing is they don't even look alike!





(Hobos walk in.)





Both: HI! We're Hobos!







Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!







HOBO COUSIN: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: Okay, then….





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: OK, first question. What's your favorite color?





Trinda: PEE YELLOW!





Linda: TRIANGLE!





HOBO COUSION: HI, I'M BILLY BOB!





Reporter: OK. . .AWKARD FAMILY....





HOBO COUSION: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





(HOBO COUSIN WALKS OUT.)





Reporter: Alright. . . .Next question, what's your favorite food?





Trinda: Pencils! And I just figured out I'm surrounded by pencils and I'm trying to go on a diet!







Linda: Clipboard! I like the metal part the best!





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Will someone get this crazy fool out of this studio?!





(Security takes Hobo Fan away.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





Reporter: Next Question. . . ,what is a place you want to visit?





Trinda: CANDYLAND!





Linda: Hippolania.





(HOBO COUSION RUNS BACK IN.)





Hobo Cousin: Would you like fries with that?!





Reporter: Alright then….Last question, how did you even become Hobos?!





(Hobo Fan comes back in.)





Hobo Fan: GO HOBOS!





HOBO COUSIN: DO WE GET A PRIZE?!





(Since WE won’t tell YOU, just their book HOBOS FOR DUMMMIES!)








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Article posted January 27, 2012 at 12:53 PM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

HOBO SONG



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



WE WASH OUR HAIR WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD,



WE EAT CLIPBOARDS AND CUTLET PENCILS.



 



 H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



We sleep IN alleys with poison rattle snakes,



We nap with garbage cans above our heads.



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)



 



WE WALK THE STREETS WITH PLASTIC PAMPERS,



WE GO AND EAT OUT AT THE DUMPSTERS.



 



H-O-B-O-S = HOBOS! (X2)





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Article posted March 7, 2012 at 10:10 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 45

HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER







LINDA: NO OFFENSE TO YOU TRINDA, BUT I’M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD THING. I WANT A SISTER!





TRINDA: SO DO I. I’M TIRED OF HOW YOU KEEP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD ON THE STREET!





LINDA: THEN WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER IN THE CENTRAL PARK LOCAL TREE HOUSE FOR HOBOS.





TRINDA: OKAY, LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!





*AT THE HOBO SISTER ADOPTION CENTER *





NANNY BOB: HELLO, IM NANNY "BOB!" ARE YOU HERE FOR THE DUMPSTER PICKELS IN THE ROTTEN BANANA ROLL?D WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPS





TRINDA: YES, PLEASE!





LINDA (SLAPPING TRINDA): WE’RE HERE FOR A SISTER HOBO, NOT WAFFLES.





TRINDA: WHATEVER





TRINDA (WHISPERING TO NANNY BOB): GIVE ME THE WAFFLES AFTER WE LEAVE.





NANNY BOB: OK, WHAT HOBO ARE YOU INTERRSETED IN?





TRINDA & LINDA: LET’S SEE.. . .





(TRINDA & LINDA GO AROUND SQUEEZING HOBOS' HEADS.)





LINDA: THIS ONE IS PERFECT!





NANNY BOB: OKAY, THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS.







TRINDA & LINDA: WHAT?! 5 DOLLARS?!





(TRINDA AND LINDA GRAB HOBO.)





TRINDA & LINDA: LETS GO!





NANNY BOB: I’M GOING TO CALL HOBO COPS! YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR HER!





(HOBO COPS STARTS WACKING HOBOS WITH PAPER.)





TRINDA: SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME LITTLE PIECE OF HOBO.





TRALINDA: I DON’T HAVE A NAME!





LINDA: OH, THAT IS BAD!





TRALINDA: MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GIVE ME A NAME.





TRINDA & LINDA: HOW ABOUT WE NAME YOU TRALINDA AFTER OUR HOT DOG?





TRALINDA: HMMM. . ..LET ME THINK ABOUT IT….





(3 HOURS LATER.)





(TRALINDA SLAPS TRINDA & L INDA.)





TRINDA & LINDA: HUH?! IS IT CHRISTMAS?





TRALINDA: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND…OKAY!





LINDA: SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH….





TRINDA: OKAY! LET’S GO….





HOBO COPS: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! THIS IS THE PRIVATE SQUARE! C-O-P-S GOT YOU ARESTED NOW YOU'R' PEE.





LINDA: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!





TRALINDA: OH, NO, IT’S THE PO-PO. THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL!





EVERYONE: RUUUNNNN!





TRINDA: HEY, I NEVER GOT MY PICKLED WAFFLES FROM THE DUMPSTER!





NANNY BOB: OH, SORRY, HON. HERE….





TRINDA: WHAT? THIS IS TERRIBE QUALITY!





(TRINDA SLAPS NANNY BOB IN THE FACE.)





TRINDA: HMPH, I EXPECT BETTER QUALITY FROM YOU!





HOBO FAN: GO HOBOS!





EVERYONE: WHAT!?





HOBO FANS: NOTHING. JUST SAYING, "GO HOBOS!"







BILLY BOB: LOOK AT HER. SHE'S UUHHH…UHHHH. . . WHAT'S THE WORD…?







LINDA: HOBO?





BILLY BOB: YEAH, THAT’S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!





BILLY BOB: HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?





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http://collaborate.mamkschools.org/mas/grade5/audio/HOBOCROSSWORD.htm

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Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39

A New Type of Hair Clip

By: pbandj and sunshinesparkle



Materials Needed:

-String

-Scissors

-Tape

-Hair clip



Steps:

1. Gather all your materials.

2. Choose the colors of string you want. (We recommend 2-4 colors.)

3. Cut all the pieces of string to double the size of your hair (or the person who your making it for).

4. Tie a knot about one inch down from the top of the string.

5. Spread out all of the pieces of string you have gathered in your knot. (Remember to tape down the top inch of your string to keep it held down.)

6. If you only have two pieces, you will take the first two pieces of string and make a four with the first piece of string over the second.

7. Do this as many times as you want for this color.

8. Then do this with the other piece of string.

9. Then take the end of your string that is about an inch long and attach it to the clip.

10. Now go off with your new clip!



Article posted October 18, 2011 at 02:27 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 39



Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51

INTERVIEW WITH SUNSHINESPARKLE!



 


#1-What is you’re favorite color? Turquoise, and Hot pink (This is not the shade.)


 


#2-What is your favorite food? Sushi (even though I think it is in-human to eat animals so I try not to eat it.) And “Ammie soy cheese Pizza.” I know it sounds weird, but I love it. Also, pizza bites.


 


#3-What is your favorite song? I have many, but some of my favorite songs are “Bad Romance,” “Born This way” by Lady Gaga, “Fire Work” and “e.t” by Katy Perry.


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#4-What is your favorite holiday? Christmas, by far.


 


#5-What are your top three passions, in order from most to least? Acting, being human to animals, and singing.


 


#6-What is your favorite subject in school? Reading, I love to read!


 


#7-What do you usually do with your spare time? Read, act, and if I get a chance, I love doing gymnastics!


 


Thank you for watching!


-Sunshinesparkle


 


  

Article posted October 19, 2011 at 10:01 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 51



Article posted October 20, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37

INTERVIEWING CUTIENUBER1



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite color?



Cutienumber1: Light blue.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite sport?



Cutienumber1: Basketball.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite food?



Cutienumber1: Tacos.



Basketballgirl: What's your favorite book?



Cutienumber1: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, 1-5



Basketballgirl: Do you like being a singer?



Cutienumber1: Yes.



Basketballgirl: Back to you, Carl Azuz.



Article posted October 20, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 37



Article posted October 21, 2011 at 10:26 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 40

Interviewing Senorgummyworm



Sunshinesparkle: What is -



Cutie#1: Your favorite color?



SenorGummyworm: My favorite color is turquoise.



Cutie#1: Mine too.



Sunshinesparkle: I thought your favorite color was light blue?



Cutie#1: I changed it. Didn't you see in my blog?



Senorgummyworm: Ladies, ladies, don't fight. Let’s just get back to the interview.



Sunshinesparkle: OK, gosh. What’s your favorite -



Cutie #1: Food?



Senorgummyworms: Of course it’s WAFFLES!



Sunshinesparkle: Who is your -



Cutie#1: Favorite celebrity?



Senorgummyworm: Of course it's you.



Cutie#1: Thanks.



Senorgummyworm: Peace, homes.



Cutie#1: That was a waste of my time.





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Article posted November 3, 2011 at 09:46 AM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 53

Cutienumber1: And now. . . .



Basketballgirl: CHICHARITO1!



Cutienumber1: What is your favorite color?



Chicharito: Green.



Basketballgirl: Do you you have a girlfriend?



Chicharito: NO!



Basketballgirl: Do you have lots of fans?



Chicharito: More than you think.



Fans: AAAAAA! CHICHARITO!



Cutienumber1: Are you rich?



Chicharito: Why? Do you think I’m famous?



Basketballgirl: Where are you from?



Chicharito: Mexico.



Cutie#1: Let’s dance!



Everyone: Ooooo ooooo oooo! Let’s party! Lets Party!



Fans: Can you sign this! CHICHARITO!



Chicharito: Get me a marker, Senor.



Assistant: Okay, boss. Wait, what color?



Cutienumber1 and Basketballgirl: GREEN!

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Article posted November 15, 2011 at 03:37 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44

Click below to try the Food Crossword!

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Made with Hot Potatoes!

Article posted November 15, 2011 at 03:37 PM GMT-5 • comment (1) • Reads 44



Article posted November 28, 2011 at 10:07 AM GMT-5 • comment (3) • Reads 43

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Article posted June 7, 2012 at 08:49 AM GMT-5 • comment • Reads 94

Now, let me start by saying, that my step mom, Maria, isn’t the best chef in the world.



But one night, when I was just five years old, Maria announced, “I’ve decided to make tacos for dinner tonight, and I’m going to invite the Bounties!” They are my friend’s family who lived next store to us. My dad looked at her kind of funny, almost as if he was waiting to hear the catch because she never cooks.



Well, when our gests came in, and we were all sitting at the table, my dad asked, “Why aren’t you taking the tacos out of the oven?”



“Oh, don’t worry, I just checked! They need a few more minutes.”



“Are you sure?” My dad asked.



“Of course I’m sure!” You need to realize!”



So, we were all sitting at the table, every one was getting hungry when suddenly. . .the fire alarm went off!
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