SenorGummyWorm -- Blogmeister

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Our journey is almost over. Many things have happened since I left Missouri. We had good times and bad times. Like I lost my wife and daughter, and I got shot with an arrow. My family is barely alive but they are trying their best to stay alive.

It was a very dangerous trip. Luckily my wagon train said we should go back to Paradise.

It is very cold out there. I don’t think we're going to make it there alive. I hope I live! Please God, help me live.

Oh, no, the snow is getting higher. These are my last words! To any pioneer going to Oregon to live a better li----

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Excitment

It's going through my veins, my adrenaline is pumping as soon as I enter Madison Square Garden.

I see my favorite wrestlers win the matches.

I hope to come again to see my favorite wrestlers win once again.

Tryouts to be a football player!

Characters:
Senorgummyworm!
Basketballgirl!
Candylover51!
Cutie#1!
Sharkattak17!
Blubberflubber24!

Candylover51: Tryouts to be a football player!

Basketballgirl: Hey, bring them in cutie#1.

Cutie#1: (brings them in) (calls there name)

Senorgummyworm: YEAH, LET'S GET THIS TRYOUT STARTED.

Candylover51: OK, so you gonna' be the first one so give us 10 push-ups. Begin!

(Senorgummyworm does his push-ups.)

Cutie#1: When do you want me to bring in the others?

Basketballgirl: Just bring them in NOW!

Candylover51: Stand straight. Bring in sharkattak17 NOW!

CUTIE#1: OK, but can you give me some gum!

Basketballgirl: What are you crazy?! We're in a football tryout. JUST GO GET HIM.

(Cutie#1 goes to get them.)

Candylover51: Alright sharkattack guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!

Sharakattack17: Okay, okay.

Candylover51: Faster! Hurry up!

Cutiue#1: Coach, when I am going to bring in blubberflubber?

Basketballgirl: NOW!

( BLUBER COMES.)

Candylover51: Alright BLUBBER guy, give me 10 pushups! NOW!

Blubberflubber24: Okay.

Candylover51: All of you guys are wimps. Get out of here. Only senorgummyworm made it.

END!

LEARNING CHINESE WITH SENSEI TOFU

Sensei Tofu: Dora Terminator
Student1: SenorGummyWorm
Student 2:candylover51
Student3:cutienumber1
Student4: roadrunnermemep
Maid: Basketball girl

Sensei Tofu: Hello, my name is Sensei Tofu.

Student3: Hey, Sensei Tofu! What are we going to learn today?

Sensei Tofu: You said tofu wrong! It’s tofu!

Student4: Why are your eyes so itsey bitsy?

Sensei tofu: Be quiet or I will send you to the time out corner.

Student4: But they're so small.

Sensei Tofu: Go to the time out corner!

Student4: But….

Sensei Tofu: Do not make me use the Tofu punch!

Student1: I want see the tofu punch!

(Sensei Tofu does the tofu punch!)

Student1: Mommy!

Sensei tofu: OK, now we are going to learn how to do the tofu kick!

Student1: I thought this was a Chinese school not a Kung-Fu school!?

Sensei Tofu: Shut up! Gosh, I don't know how your parents live with you!

Student2: I love doing this kick. It is really fun. Tofu!

(Candylover51’s shoe comes off and hits student4 in the head.)

Student4: Ohhhhhhh! That really hurt. Daddy!

Student1: Hahahahaha! Your little shoe came off and hit his head! HaHaHaHa!

Maid: chusma chusma chusma. This floor is so dirty. . .chusma chusma chusma.

Sensei Tofu: You shush or you will be in the time out corner with that little dumpling too!

Student 4: Whaaaaaaa! Whaaaaa! I hate you Sensei Tofu.

Sensei Tofu: Oh, shut up!

Student4: Wahhh, waah, waaaaah!

Sensei Tofu: Now the real learning begins. OK, how do you say food in Chinese?

Student4: Hejhtkabuykgbvuybgrj? I don’t know!?

Sensei Tofu: Next question. How do you say mama in Chinese?

Student3: Jiiiiigagag? Is it like that?

Sensei Tofu: Oh, be quiet for a second.

Student2: I'm going home. You’re so mean.

Student3: Wait, don't tell your mom that you lost your shoe.

Student 2: It’s noticeable!

Sensei Tofu: Shut up, kids! Wait, don't go home. I'm going ing to give you a Lulu pop. Oh, my Pork Fried Rice! Be quiet already!

Student3: I hate you. You are such a Chinese fool.

Sensei Tofu: You are such shawgua.

Student3: What does that mean?

Sensei Tofu: That means stupid watermelon stupid!

Student2: Oh my gosh! You guys are so dumb you belong in the dungeon.

Sensei Tofu: All of you belong in the time out corner!

Everyone: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

There is not just one solar system there is also a second solar system. Anything beyond Neptune was the outer solar system. Planet X was the name given to a theoretical planet. Pluto was thought to be the missing planet but it wasn’t massive enough because it was a dwarf planet. The Kuiper belt is a ring of icy debris orbiting the sun and beyond Neptune. So remember that there is more than one solar system.

We Have a Catch Phrase

I, SenorGummyWorm, and Dora-Terminator are going to make up a catch phrase. We thought that since Smosh has one we think we should have one. So we will tell you when we have one!

I went to the Buehler Challenger and Science Center on 2/13/12. My mission was to land on a permanent base on the moon. I was on the Probe team. My job responsibilities included: Building and deploying a probe, and to find a landing spot. The most important information I collected was how the MMD and MX and all other stuff worked. (I don’t even know what they were!) The part of my job that was most difficult was communicating with my teammates because my partners couldn’t hear me. If I could fly again I would try to listen to instructions clearly and speak clearly too.