The Idiot and the Bad Guy
The idiot and the bad guy.
Idiot (turning around): GAH!
Jack:I am Jack! And I am evil!
Idiot: Wait a minute! You are the guy that built an orphanage for the victims of the forest fire I made. You're not evil!
Jack: You see, boy, lately the cops have been running out of business, so to help them I have decided to become a criminal!
Idiot: Wait, so you're being evil to be nice?
Jack: Yes! Why earlier today I stole this glow in the dark baseball! (Throws baseball.)
Jack: Oh, no! I killed him!
Idiot: What?! No you didn’t!
Jack: I truly have become evil! I hope your relatives can forgive meeee!
Idiot: There is something about that guy that’s strangely bizarre.