Favorite Things Parody

Buggers on noses and wrinkles on kittens

Dull Wobble kettles and fat paper mittens

Puke paper packages tied up with green

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored chickens and crisp apple poodles

Doorbells and death bells and fat pigs with noodles

Wild geese that fly with their poop on their beaks

These are a few of my favorite things

Boys in pink dresses with beige satin sashes

Throw up that stays on my neck and eyelashes

Silver white pickles that melt into pink

These are a few of my favorite things

When the cat purrs,

When my legs itch,

When I'm feeling sad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad