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The Adventures of Kaymen and Ryley

        One day there was some cool kids named Kaymen and Ryley they were so cool that they got to ride in a new design of rocket ship. 3, 2, 1 blast-off they were in space in under a second. “You should have seen the look on Kaymen’s faceJ. Said Ryley. Then a loud siren

 Went off.

“What’s going on” said Ryley.

 “You flew off cores” said control center.

“But we don’t even fly.

“O ya.

So they were flying around the world. Then the world started spin in a different direction. Then they crashed on earth. Then Kaymen hurt his leg so he said a swear,f@$!*#!k.

“I wonder if were in the past or the future”. Said Ryley. But we found out fast. We saw a cave man. So kaymen jumped out of ship to scare it. KAYMEN yelled aaaaaaaaaacchh I love the magic school bus!!!!

 What said Ryley?

I said I love the magic school bus!

Your too old for the magic school bus your 19. Wait your only 10. I guess its ok to watch the magic school bus.

“Should we watch it when we get home?”

“Yes, yes we should”

“Which episode?”

“I don’t know. Said Ryley.”

“Wait were on the earth with dinosaurs!! We shouldn’t be talking right now let’s build a ship.”

 So we took the engine from ship and other parts from the ship. And we built a coffee maker because that is the only thing we know how to build. Then we had a sip and remembered that we hate coffee. So we spit it on the ground and a coffee been tree grew. Then we heard something coming so we hid in the broken rocket ship like little chickens. And it was a TREX. It looked at us then Kaymen told me not to move because they don’t see movement. But of cores I just started to yell and ran away so Kaymen came running after me. But the Trex was stupid and didn’t come. Kaymen told me that we should get some wood to build a shelter and leaves for the roof but I just got mad because I didn’t think we were going to be here that long. But I will listen to him because he was so smart about the TREX, sarcasm.so we got out and started to build a shelter.

“Hey this is exactly like mine craft this is fun.” Said Kaymen.

“Until the monsters come out and eat you.” Replied Ryley.

“But I don’t like monsters”. Said Kaymen

“It was a figure of speech” replied Ryley.

So we got supplies and tried to build a shelter.

“But you know we aren’t very good at building stuff”. Said Kaymen.

 “So our house looked like a big pile of garbage, well let’s just say it was a big pile of garbage”. Said Ryley.

So the sun was setting and Kaymen and Ryley couldn’t get to sleep because they were to scared that they would be eaten buy a cave man or dinosaur. So they didn’t sleep the whole night. When it was morning they went to see if they could find any food. But while they were looking that same Trex came and was about to eat them until this awesome looking midget came swinging on a vine and jumped on the Trex and stabbed it with a knife then threw a grenade down it’s throat and told us to run. So we ran but stopped when we were far enough from the explosion. Then we heard a big bang. And we ran back and the midget said. “Who want’s breakfast”.

“I’m starving give me food”. Said Kaymen so they had some breakfast and then went to the midget’s tree house.

 

“Hey midget how old are you” said Ryley.

“172” replide midget

So they were just at the midgets tree house super bored. The next day they went for a walk wich is very stupid. Then they saw a time machine

“hey that’s the time machine that I used to get

here from the year 3024”

“it can only be used once” said Kaymen

“Okey then we are going to the year 3024” replide the midget

“ No we are going to the year 2012” reaplide Ryley. Then the midget through his last smoke grinade and made a run for the time machine but Kaymen and Ryley thought the same thing, and they both met up in the time machine and the midget through a rock at Kaymens head. Then he fell on th butons and he tiped in the year 7099. Then he prest the button go on acsident and they went to the future and the midget was king.

             To Be Continued

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how do clouds form.

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how do the colours in the clouds apeare.

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how do tornados form.

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Article posted March 13, 2012 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 121

 


Rated pg 20

RanDom StOry

        Once upon a time sidereal was singing opera. And sonic was using his speed to run into walls. Then Barney came and started dancing and the kids from the magic school bus watched. And spider man was fighting boots and Dora was beating up the hulk.

       Then sleeping beauty couldn’t fall asleep so everybody called her the awakeanator. Also batman came in in a monster truck but couldn’t get out because he ate too much cheese burgers. So super man came in to try to get batman out but couldn’t.

       Then Kaymen and Ryley started brake dancing.      THE END     

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Article posted March 13, 2012 at 05:12 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 89

 


Rated pg 1000

Random Story

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Once upon a time there was two boys named Kaymen and Ryley and then there was Gabriel Egglesis telling jokes to the kids from the magic school bus and they were on the ground laughing. They were laughing so hard that they were peeing there pants, even the school bus was peeing his pants. Well he would if he had pants. Also bowser was dating princes peach, Mario came to help but prince’s peach slapped him across the face and bowser and peach lived happily ever after. And Mario was lowly forever. And ghost rider was roasting hotdogs on his head for some Vikings. Elmo is evil. Kaymen and Ryley just stared to dance with the random music. Then we stopped. The music stopped then a big shadow came and out came Mickey Mouse, he started to break dance but then he fell on his head. So batman and spider man had to help. Then there was Fred and annoying orange had an annoying and surprisingly Fred one because he broke the annoying meteor because he is so annoying. Fred’s dad is Jon Siena! Also Justin Bieber was on a killing spree until the cookie monster and big bird put him in a bag and put him in the closet and made his hair look stupid so he started crying. And everybody was watching Michael Jackson doing the moon walk on the moon and ET was there to. Sonic was using his speed to get cheese burgers for Yoshi but he had too many and exploded!

BOOM!

 

 

The END

Article posted March 13, 2012 at 05:12 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 89



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