Once there was a cow named cow. He was very sad! He was sad because his name was cow! Then he met a cow named chicken! He was so excited for a new friend! Chicken took cow to the Cool Cow Name Convention! Cow met a lady cow named Lady Cow Cow! He was all sad because he thoght to himself  I want a cool name like that! Lady Cow Cow went up to Chicken and said "HOLY COW, YOUR NAMEN IS COW!" Then she chuckled! THE END!