Dear assignments,

      Guess what?! The aliens wouldn't have come onto Earth if Uncle Bud didn't invent the... "machine"(says in misty voice). They were looking for... the "machine"(says in misty voice). MAYBE! Mayyyyybe... MAYBE UNCLE BUD SENT TO TAKE OVER THEIR WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHA! But then again... I could be wrong and mistaken. HEY! HEY! HEY! MAYBE...! Uher... uh, what? OH YEAH! So, what if that happened? I think Dr. Shumwey started this WHOLE mess because she wanted to go home, and I think if Uncle Bud hadn't invented the machine, the aliens would be off in their own land and be free and poor and sad! THEY'LL SUFFER THE PAIN! HAHAHA! No, I'm going crazy! Ok... So, If Uncle Bud DID invent the machine(which he did), then the aliens would invade their land until they have gotten the machine. The aliens are desparate and they need the machine to LEAVE the mess and make it disappear and the world would be at peace again. Fact 1: The aliens need the machine and are looking for it Fact 2: Uncle Bud invented the machine and sent the aliens to them. Ok, done. BUT! UNCLE BUD DIDN'T WANT THEM TO COME TO EARTH AND TRY AND TAKE THE MACHINE! BAD ALIENS! Now I am done...............

Bye!!