November 16, 1,000,000,000,000.
Once upon a time there was a turkey named Shire. "I need to get out of here. How will I get out of here? There is a way out. But how? There's a lot of traps! People set traps because they want to get turkey to eat."
"Ah! Help! I am trapped."
“Come back here I want to eat you,” said the Dad.
"I want to eat you."