Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss

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Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.



Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....



What do you know about tweetle beetles?  Well...



When tweetle beetles fight, 

it's called a tweetle beetle battle.



And when they battle in a puddle, 

it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.



AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, 

they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.



AND...



When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle 

and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...

...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.



AND...



When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles 

and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle 

bottle paddle battle.



AND...



Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!



When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle 

with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, 

THIS is what they call...



...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled 

muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!



Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.

Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.