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Once upon a time there was a kitten named Kelly. Though this kitten wasn't like others, for she was in love with a fish. Which, as most of you know, cats usually eat fish. This fish's name was Brandon.
Every day at exactly 12 o'clock the two would meet at the dock and talk for hours. They were truely in love. One day Brandon wasn't at the dock. Instead there was a note telling Kelly to go to the east side of the river. There she met Brandon. Brandon showed her his home and she spent that night there with Brandon.
The next few days Kelly didn't go to the dock. That was until one day, in which she told Brandon she was pregnant! It seemed to take forever before she gave birth. During the months of her pregnancy Kelly lived down next to the river with Brandon. Finally, serveral weeks later, Kelly was ready to have the child.
Both Kelly and Brandon's families were there to find out if the child would be a cat or a fish. Though the child wasn't exactly one or the other. It was half cat, half fish, so they called it a catfish. Many people have heard different stories, but this is the true story. Congratulations, now you know the truth, so tell all of your friends and family.
Article posted February 1, 2012 at 12:13 PM •
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