December Free write

What would you rather driving down the road in a good quality Chevy or worry about getting to your destination in a ford?

Chevy is a good running machine.

And Ford stands for Found on Russian Dump.

Chevy duramax’s have good diesel engines.

Ford diesels are a joke.

My lawn mower could pull back a ford.

Chevys don’t rot.

And all fords do is rot.

Chevys go fast and are comfortable to ride in.

And for a ford a turtle would go faster.

Finally to sit in a ford would be like sitting on a thorn bush.

 Chevys you would have to put tires on

Every 5,000 miles.

But on a ford you would NEVER have to put tires on

Because most of the time fords won’t start.

And that is why Chevys are definitely better than Fords.