1. I don't have my homework becuase my dog ate my homework and he went to Vegas with my cat.

2.I don"t have my homework becuase aliens aducked my homework to make a way to kill the humans.

3. Becuase I left it at Justin Biebers house becuase he was helping my with my homework.

4.Becuase the Cookie Monster ate it becuase I drew a cookie on my homework so he ate it.

5. I acsentantlly droped it in the toliet.