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Joke/Limerick/Dialogue Knock-Knock
Who's there?
I'm a Confederate.
I'm a Confederate who?
I'm a Confederate, and you are not!...I kill you.

Drum: Don't you hate when people constantly abuse you?
Rifle:....ABUSING? WHAT have you heard?
Drum: Have you been killing people lately?
Rifle:...NO...no......yes.
Drum:...Okay.Aside from the killing, don't you think it's kind of cool how two totally different types of objects can be used for the same purpose?
Rifle: Not if that purpose is killing.
Drum: Touche.

We went to the Big Apple to find out there's a war.
Then somebody told us that there's even more.
So we went down south,
I had to put my foot in my mouth,
Because my brother was for the other door.

Article posted February 22, 2012 at 11:23 PM • comment • Reads 26 • see all articles

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