My Big Brother’s Three Girlfriends

By JK

Once in the summer holidays, I was in my old house. I was relaxing on the floor with some cushions reading Harry Potter. Suddenly, the telephone rang very loudly. I was so startled that I jumped and my book fell. Luckily, it fell without losing my place. I answered the phone and said, “Hello, who is it?”

“It’s your brother, Jaddo.” He said.

“What’s up dude?” I replied.

“I’m great. Can you come down, please?” he answered.

“Fine.” I grumbled, because I’d just reached the part in my book where Harry Potter was about to meet Voldemort.

So, I walked slowly down the stairs. Then I saw him with his girlfriends and his beautiful car. “WOW!” I said. “I want you to meet my girlfriends.” He said. Then, out of nowhere, the girls KISSED me! At first, I really didn’t want them kissing me. I thought it was very yucky. Then I hugged them, because I was pretending that I really liked them. I didn’t want to hurt their feelings.

I ran to wash my face. The good news was I luckily survived. The bad news was that there was still lipstick showing all over my cheeks. I tried everything, rubbing the soap all over and putting my face in the sink. I felt like even trying putting my face down the toilet and flushing it. But still the lipstick showed. I gave up until I remembered my hand sanitizer. “Thank God!” I said. It saved my life. I finally got it off.