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We are a 2nd grade class in Bridgeport, CT, USA. We will graduate from college in 2027.


by A teacher: Bob Greenberg

Article posted April 25, 2011 at 07:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 192

my dog is a pie

my hair is green

my cats hair is pink

my chair is made out of sugar

my class is nice

mt name is easter

my blood is green

my hair is purple

my teacher is nice

i hate books

i hate ice cream

Article posted April 25, 2011 at 07:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 192



Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:05 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 66

i wish i had a dog

i wish i had cake

i wish i lived in pr

i wish i can go over my friend house

i wish i had my cousin over

i wish i went to the home town buffet

i wish i had a cat

i wish i have a hot tub

i wish i had a rocking chair

i wish i was a teacher

i wish i was a cook

i wish i had my baby brother here

i wish my aunt was here at u.s.a with me

i wish that it was Friday

i wish i had coke

i wish i have math meet

i wish i was cooking with my mom and dad

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Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:04 AM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 73

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Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:28 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 66

My dog does my homework

at home every night.

He answers each question

and gets them all right.



There's only one problem

with homework by Rover.

I can't turn in work

that's been slobbered all over.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:28 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 66



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 76

The eraser poem.

The eraser poem

The eraser poe

The eraser po

The eraser p

The eraser

The erase

The eras

The era

The er

The e

The

Th

T

.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 76



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:23 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 63

Amanda ate an orange

And an olive and a peach.

Since then her teacher always keeps

The crayons out of reach.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:23 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 63



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 156

My teacher loves her iPod.

It’s always in her ear.

She doesn’t mind it if we joke

or chat ’cause she can’t hear



If we don’t pay attention,

she doesn’t seem to care.

Whenever she has music on,

she wears a distant stare.



Our principal dropped by one day,

and she paid no attention.

He took away her iPod,

and he sent her to detention.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 156



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 142

Start each day with a surprise quiz.

Don’t dismiss the class for recess

until you’ve finished the lesson

you’re working on.

At the end of the day, hand out a huge

assignment that’s due the next day.



When a student says, “I have to go to

the bathroom,” say, “You should have

gone this morning before you left

home” or “You’ll have to hold it in;

it’s time for the kindergarten to use

the bathrooms.”



Never call on students who have

their hands up.

Only call on students who have

no idea what’s going on.



When a student asks you a question,

say, “Look up the answer in a book.”

Don’t bother to mention the name

of the book in which the answer

can be found.



When you read, go as fast as you can.

Skip a line or two, then ask questions

about the passage to see if the

students were listening.



When it’s time for the students to

read, call on someone who doesn’t

have a book.



When you hand out pencils, make sure

they’re dull and don’t have erasers.

When you hand out books, make

sure they’re torn and tattered.



When preparing the students for

a test, write all the information

they’ll need to know on the board.

Then stand in front of the board so

they can’t see what you’ve written.

As soon as you’ve finished discussing

the test information, turn quickly and

erase the board.



On the last day of school, hand

out a surprise final exam.

Tell your students if they flunk it, they’ll

have to attend summer school—and

if they flunk summer school, they’ll

have to repeat the grade.

Tell them you hope they all flunk

because you like them so much and

you wish they could be your students

again next year.



The End

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 142



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 60

I didn't study for the test

and now i am feeling blue

i copied off your paper

and i flunked it just like you

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 60



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 77

Eyes-Your EYES help you to SEE things all around you. Ever wonder why we need 2 instead of just 1?



Nose- Find out what all your nose can do and see what kind of neat things you can smell.



Taste-Your TONGUE helps you to TASTE things like your favorite foods.



Hearing-Your ears help you hear things.



Touch-With our HANDS and feet and other body parts we can FEEL all kinds of things. Some are hard or soft and maybe even hot or cold. How is it that we can feel the difference?



Those are the five senses that we all have!!!

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 77



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:00 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 62

One day Alice was walking in the woods and saw a big bunny hopping. So she started to run after it but it ran into a hole. Alice looked in the hole deep enough to fall and she fell. "It smelled like cotton candy,"she said. She saw big lollipops, a chocolate river, cotton candy grass, licorice wheels on a car, mint toothpicks for a fence, and many others. She even saw gingerbread men with chick-o-sticks for canes. She started to drink some chocolate from the river. She took a chick-o-stick from the gingerbread-man. She ate everything there then, her mom called her she came out of the hole with the fattest stomach you could see. So she worked out for weeks and she got married to the man who owns candy land. They got fat together and lived happily ever after...THE END

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:00 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 62



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 02:56 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 117

One day i was cleaning under my bed i took everything out, i went into my closet and turned around everything was gone i looked under my bed, and it`s there under the bed. I screamed because i heard mumm..mumm...mumbling. My mom told me to come downstairs before i came down i set up my camcorder so i go downstairs for 30 minutes then, i came upstairs and look into the camcorder video and i see a monster eating bitten up apple cores, banana peels, and other fruit. I looked under my bed and i saw the monster. I call my mom upstairs and she saw the monster and kicked him out. So from now on i feel comfortable and i can clean under my bed...THE END!!!

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 02:56 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 117



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 02:33 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 120

For my wish list I want...

1. laptop

2. camcorder

3. barbie digital nailprinter

4. ipod touch

5. makeup

6. jewelry

7. karaoke

8. bike (new)

9. radio

10. ipod

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 02:33 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 120



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 01:55 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 68

One day in the year we celebrate with yams, ham, turkey, pernil, rice, and desert. Sometimes we play games after eating we play hide & seek, tag, we watch television.This day is called Thanksgiving it only comes once a year so we take our time with the day fathers watch their football game, women talk about their lives or what they're going to do the next day or for next year. The little kids are having fun with their games. Then night comes and everybody has to leave and we do a family thing just us six. After that we go to sleep...THE END

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 01:55 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 68



Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:53 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 58

A happy little pumpkin, a jolly fat fellow,

Stood close to his mother so round and yellow.

"What a stupid old place! how I long to aspire,"

Cried he, "I was destined for something much higher."



Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:53 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 58



Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:50 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 62

There was once a little girl who was very willful and who never obeyed when her elders spoke to her - so how could she be happy?



She went to her parents and said i heard so much about the witch i am going to her for some certain advice."Advice from a witch,"said her mother.Why not from your own two parents?"Well because if i don't listen to you then i won't listen to her,"said the little girl.



Her parents' forbade her going but she went anyway.So they tried to get her back but,she turned away and went to the witches house.



"Why are you so pale?"



"Ah," she replied, trembling all over, "I have frightened myself so with what I have just seen."



"And what did you see?" said the old witch.



"I saw a black man on your steps."



"That was a ghost," she replied.



"Then I saw a gray man."



"That was a sportsman," said the old woman.



"After him I saw a blood-red man."



"That was a butcher," replied the old woman.



"Then you have seen the witch in her proper dress," said the old woman.



"How good I feel! The fire has not burned like this for a long time!"

Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:50 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 62



Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:22 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 69

One day i was getting dressed to go outside to play. I wanted to wear my lucky socks so i reached into my drawer and looked for my lucky socks but i only found one. So i looked under my bed nothing, under my drawer, in my closet, in the living, i even checked in my shoe nothing. So i asked my mom if she had seen it but she said no. So i go downstairs in my fathers studio and ask him if he seen my lucky green striped sock he says no. So i ask myself when did i last wear them, then i remembered it was in my toy box so i go upstairs and check but its not there i could have sworn i put it in my toy box then, i turn around and see my dog with a green striped sock in his mouth so i take it out finish getting dressed and go outside where everybody was waiting for me i was happy.

THE END

Article posted November 5, 2010 at 10:22 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 69



Article posted November 4, 2010 at 02:44 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 60

I want a lap top to play and go on my blog. I also want gold earing to look fabulous. Maybe I want $1,000,000 to buy a lot of clothes, cameras, jewelry, and a flat screen television.

Article posted November 4, 2010 at 02:44 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 60



Article posted November 4, 2010 at 02:42 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 61

i love my mom and dad. i love god. i love my whole family. i love this blog. i love this class room. i love my school. i love my home. i love candy. i love Halloween so much bye.

Article posted November 4, 2010 at 02:42 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 61



Article posted November 3, 2010 at 04:41 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 112

if i had a million dollars i want to buy a make up department where i could do peoples make up. I would also like to have a whole bunch of things for me like i pod touch, cameras, beautiful clothing, jewelry, and many others. I would buy my mom a ring, i would buy my dad a house, my sister a camcorder, my brother anything cheap. Last but not least i would put the rest in a savings account for if i need any money in the future.

Article posted November 3, 2010 at 04:41 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 112



Article posted October 22, 2010 at 07:33 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 73

If i got a million dollars i would buy an i Pod touch. This is what i would do with the money, for my mother i would i will buy her a Mercedes-Benz, for myself i will buy me a camcorder, for my sister i would buy her a laptop. Finally i would donate to the homeless.

Article posted October 22, 2010 at 07:33 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 73



Article posted September 27, 2010 at 07:27 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 64

Fortunately I was behaving in school.Then i got in trouble so unfortunately I got caught doing something I didn`t mean to. So they called my mom and she said don`t do it again, so I didn't.

Article posted September 27, 2010 at 07:27 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 64



Article posted September 17, 2010 at 03:26 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 66

I'm good at math. I can do cartwheels. I'm good at reading. I can run fast. I'm good at cooking. I can do anything. I'm good at football. I can color. I'm good at school. I can sing. I'm good at doing my hair. I can help my friends. I'm good at making cookies for my mom, good-bye.

Article posted September 17, 2010 at 03:26 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 66



Article posted September 15, 2010 at 12:43 AM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 65

I have a pool. I have a dog. I have cat too. I have a flat screen t.v. I have a computer and an i Pod. I have a mom and dad. And I have a lot of friends. I have a good life. I love school too.

Article posted September 15, 2010 at 12:43 AM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 65



Article posted September 3, 2010 at 06:06 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 73

I like pizza.

I like cats and dogs.

I have 1 sister and 2 brothers.

I live with my mom and dad.

I have 7 cousins.

I like fruit today.

I visited Puerto Rico.

I live in Bridgeport, CT.

I like my teacher.

I love to call my grandma.

I love key lime pie.

I love cotton candy.

I love chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

I like to play on the computer.

I love to go to the amusement park.

I love fried dough with powered sugar.

I like to harvest vegetables with my father.

I love to ride my bike.

I love my cousins.

I love to hang with my neighbors.

I love to write about myself.

I like playing outside.

Article posted September 3, 2010 at 06:06 PM GMT0 • comment (3) • Reads 73



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