Alyssa -- Blogmeister

my dog is a pie
my hair is green
my cats hair is pink
my chair is made out of sugar
my class is nice
mt name is easter
my blood is green
my hair is purple
my teacher is nice
i hate books
i hate ice cream

i wish i had a dog
i wish i had cake
i wish i lived in pr
i wish i can go over my friend house
i wish i had my cousin over
i wish i went to the home town buffet
i wish i had a cat
i wish i have a hot tub
i wish i had a rocking chair
i wish i was a teacher
i wish i was a cook
i wish i had my baby brother here
i wish my aunt was here at u.s.a with me
i wish that it was Friday
i wish i had coke
i wish i have math meet
i wish i was cooking with my mom and dad

My dog does my homework
at home every night.
He answers each question
and gets them all right.

There's only one problem
with homework by Rover.
I can't turn in work
that's been slobbered all over.

The eraser poem.
The eraser poem
The eraser poe
The eraser po
The eraser p
The eraser
The erase
The eras
The era
The er
The e
The
Th
T
.

Amanda ate an orange
And an olive and a peach.
Since then her teacher always keeps
The crayons out of reach.

My teacher loves her iPod.
It’s always in her ear.
She doesn’t mind it if we joke
or chat ’cause she can’t hear

If we don’t pay attention,
she doesn’t seem to care.
Whenever she has music on,
she wears a distant stare.

Our principal dropped by one day,
and she paid no attention.
He took away her iPod,
and he sent her to detention.

Start each day with a surprise quiz.
Don’t dismiss the class for recess
until you’ve finished the lesson
you’re working on.
At the end of the day, hand out a huge
assignment that’s due the next day.

When a student says, “I have to go to
the bathroom,” say, “You should have
gone this morning before you left
home” or “You’ll have to hold it in;
it’s time for the kindergarten to use
the bathrooms.”

Never call on students who have
their hands up.
Only call on students who have
no idea what’s going on.

When a student asks you a question,
say, “Look up the answer in a book.”
Don’t bother to mention the name
of the book in which the answer
can be found.

When you read, go as fast as you can.
Skip a line or two, then ask questions
about the passage to see if the
students were listening.

When it’s time for the students to
read, call on someone who doesn’t
have a book.

When you hand out pencils, make sure
they’re dull and don’t have erasers.
When you hand out books, make
sure they’re torn and tattered.

When preparing the students for
a test, write all the information
they’ll need to know on the board.
Then stand in front of the board so
they can’t see what you’ve written.
As soon as you’ve finished discussing
the test information, turn quickly and
erase the board.

On the last day of school, hand
out a surprise final exam.
Tell your students if they flunk it, they’ll
have to attend summer school—and
if they flunk summer school, they’ll
have to repeat the grade.
Tell them you hope they all flunk
because you like them so much and
you wish they could be your students
again next year.

The End

I didn't study for the test
and now i am feeling blue
i copied off your paper
and i flunked it just like you

Eyes-Your EYES help you to SEE things all around you. Ever wonder why we need 2 instead of just 1?

Nose- Find out what all your nose can do and see what kind of neat things you can smell.

Taste-Your TONGUE helps you to TASTE things like your favorite foods.

Hearing-Your ears help you hear things.

Touch-With our HANDS and feet and other body parts we can FEEL all kinds of things. Some are hard or soft and maybe even hot or cold. How is it that we can feel the difference?

Those are the five senses that we all have!!!