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We are a 2nd grade class in Bridgeport, CT, USA. We will graduate from college in 2027.


by A teacher: Bob Greenberg

Article posted April 25, 2011 at 07:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 333

my dog is a pie

my hair is green

my cats hair is pink

my chair is made out of sugar

my class is nice

mt name is easter

my blood is green

my hair is purple

my teacher is nice

i hate books

i hate ice cream

Article posted April 25, 2011 at 07:08 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 333



Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:05 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 93

i wish i had a dog

i wish i had cake

i wish i lived in pr

i wish i can go over my friend house

i wish i had my cousin over

i wish i went to the home town buffet

i wish i had a cat

i wish i have a hot tub

i wish i had a rocking chair

i wish i was a teacher

i wish i was a cook

i wish i had my baby brother here

i wish my aunt was here at u.s.a with me

i wish that it was Friday

i wish i had coke

i wish i have math meet

i wish i was cooking with my mom and dad

Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:05 AM GMT0 • comment • Reads 93



Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:04 AM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 121

Article posted April 5, 2011 at 01:04 AM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 121



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:28 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 100

My dog does my homework

at home every night.

He answers each question

and gets them all right.



There's only one problem

with homework by Rover.

I can't turn in work

that's been slobbered all over.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:28 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 100



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 120

The eraser poem.

The eraser poem

The eraser poe

The eraser po

The eraser p

The eraser

The erase

The eras

The era

The er

The e

The

Th

T

.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:25 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 120



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:23 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 89

Amanda ate an orange

And an olive and a peach.

Since then her teacher always keeps

The crayons out of reach.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:23 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 89



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 240

My teacher loves her iPod.

It’s always in her ear.

She doesn’t mind it if we joke

or chat ’cause she can’t hear



If we don’t pay attention,

she doesn’t seem to care.

Whenever she has music on,

she wears a distant stare.



Our principal dropped by one day,

and she paid no attention.

He took away her iPod,

and he sent her to detention.

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:22 PM GMT0 • comment (2) • Reads 240



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 197

Start each day with a surprise quiz.

Don’t dismiss the class for recess

until you’ve finished the lesson

you’re working on.

At the end of the day, hand out a huge

assignment that’s due the next day.



When a student says, “I have to go to

the bathroom,” say, “You should have

gone this morning before you left

home” or “You’ll have to hold it in;

it’s time for the kindergarten to use

the bathrooms.”



Never call on students who have

their hands up.

Only call on students who have

no idea what’s going on.



When a student asks you a question,

say, “Look up the answer in a book.”

Don’t bother to mention the name

of the book in which the answer

can be found.



When you read, go as fast as you can.

Skip a line or two, then ask questions

about the passage to see if the

students were listening.



When it’s time for the students to

read, call on someone who doesn’t

have a book.



When you hand out pencils, make sure

they’re dull and don’t have erasers.

When you hand out books, make

sure they’re torn and tattered.



When preparing the students for

a test, write all the information

they’ll need to know on the board.

Then stand in front of the board so

they can’t see what you’ve written.

As soon as you’ve finished discussing

the test information, turn quickly and

erase the board.



On the last day of school, hand

out a surprise final exam.

Tell your students if they flunk it, they’ll

have to attend summer school—and

if they flunk summer school, they’ll

have to repeat the grade.

Tell them you hope they all flunk

because you like them so much and

you wish they could be your students

again next year.



The End

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:18 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 197



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 87

I didn't study for the test

and now i am feeling blue

i copied off your paper

and i flunked it just like you

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 05:14 PM GMT0 • comment • Reads 87



Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 136

Eyes-Your EYES help you to SEE things all around you. Ever wonder why we need 2 instead of just 1?



Nose- Find out what all your nose can do and see what kind of neat things you can smell.



Taste-Your TONGUE helps you to TASTE things like your favorite foods.



Hearing-Your ears help you hear things.



Touch-With our HANDS and feet and other body parts we can FEEL all kinds of things. Some are hard or soft and maybe even hot or cold. How is it that we can feel the difference?



Those are the five senses that we all have!!!

Article posted November 6, 2010 at 04:20 PM GMT0 • comment (1) • Reads 136



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