Biff Schmurr. he is 18 years old, tall and lanky. he loves to read and spends everymidnight with the times newspaper and 3 bowls of cereal. not only does he have a library of books, but he also has a shelf in the pantry dedicated to his cereal library. he wears glasses sometimes and has a very deep set face, and he always smells like christmas thanks to his special soap only found in one store year round. Biff sees himself as kind of pathetic, hes 18 and hes never kissed a girl, been in love with the same girl for two years and his best friends are the boks he reads and Ray Hu, a 15 year old freshman.