The following conversation has been recorded and stored at the Random Police Facility:
President of Company: Hey man how's are profits?
Vice President of Company: Umm... Well....
President: Gosh Darnit man! -$700.00 again?!?
Vice: Hey it's not my fault.
President: Yes it is! You're the one who got the .org website instead of the .com!
Vice: That's because it was cheaper.
President: Well it dosen't matter how much it costs now, does it! Just because you wanted to save money on our website, we now owe $25,000 to the bank because nobody goes to the stinkin .org websites anymore!
Vice: Well how am I supposed to know that?
President: When's the last time you went to a .org website?
Vice: umm... let me check.... 1995.
Vice: Yeah but still...
President: Oh be quiet! If you would have just spent the extra money on a .com website, we would have actually gotten some money and been able to pay off the bank, but noooo, you wanted to save the money on a stinkin .org website!
Vice: Ok ok! Fine, I'll get the stinkin .com website. Just simmer down.
President: Good. Now we can actually make a few dollars.
(1 month later)
President: Hey man, how much have we made?
Vice: Uhhh... $3
President: What?!? I told you to get the stinkin .net website because nobody goes to .com websites anymore!