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 The Truth The first rule #1 eat your vegetables what grown-ups say it is healthy, iiiiiiiiinnnn, that is a big lie it broke the lie detector so now it is time for a history lesson with Kaitlin way back in the 1500s there was a man named Vesha Tarian he hated when people ate meat so he took all the meat from the town and hid don’t ask me how he did it but it happened so he took it and hid and for centuries. People turned color from the veggies gold, pink, green and rainbow but people that obeyed him still live today. So maybe your mom is one or your dad or your dead family members were one so what the vegetarians do is they squeeze vegetable juice in all your food until you change giving you what they went through. Mmmmooooohahahahhaha. So be careful what you eat Rule #2 don’t pick your nose. What adults say, it’s impolite. Truth if you pick your nose your really picking out dynamite and if you flick it your going to blow up and if you go and blow your nose you will here an exploding noise and that is embarrassing Rule #3 wipe your feet before you come in the house what adults say it will get the carpet dirty. But what the real reason is when it rains there are little people coming in the rain drops so same with the snow the snow man get it hahaha. So as I was saying what they do is fall to the ground and go into your show hitch will make a path to inner sock and will steel your stuff when you’re sleeping moohahahahaha. Also the last rule, rule #4 (Don’t feed your animals people food). If you have ever feed your animals’ our food then they are going to feed you their food if it’s a bunny they will trap you in a cage and feed you until you can’t take it no more. Or if it’s a dog or a cat they will make you eat their food. Also make sure you don’t feed a wild animal. So I told you the truth, now don’t come crying to me if you don’t listen. Article posted March 10, 2010 at 12:44 PM • comment • Reads 255 • see all articles |
About the Blogger I have 3 brothers Adrian, JOnathan and Christopher.Sometimes they just drive me crazy and get on my nerves. My friends are Model girl volley ball girl, Dance star and Miley Cyrus |
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