As we all know, sharpeners sharpen pencils, but some can do more than that. Some can... uh, there is actuly only 1 sharpener that can do more than that, and it is called... COMPER! Chomper can sharpen pencils, do your homework, and save the world! So buy one at WWW.CHOMERISSOAWSOME.COM! Get your own Chomper today!     {There is not a chomper website yet, it is coming out in the year 3089. I cant wait!}