The Turkey Escape Continued
Then they passed out. When they woke up, the next thing they noticed was a strange man with an axe. He was trying to kill them. Then his phone rang and so he went to answer it. I said, " Lets run away like we did last Thanksgiving". So we did. Then Mom said "Let's go to China, where they don't celebrate Thanksgiving". So they did and they lived happily ever after.