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Grandmama, I said what if one of the witches was to not eat the formula, what if she were to hide? Nonsense! she exclaimed so loud that I almost fell right out of her hand. Never talk with such negative rubbish, This plan is sure to work! When My grandmother said this I half believed her, half didn't. Well I thought, I'll just have to wait until tonight to find out!
We spent the whole day making mouse maker from the ingredients that we had gathered the day before. We found out that we made too much and ended up with five thousand bottles, Four thousand more than our original plan! when we found this out we simply laughed and said that we would reuse our only one thousand bottles.
Tonight at five-o-clock on the nose we went into the cellar where we were keeping the cats, we took one cat out, that we named Mary and fed her a bottle of mouse maker. In twenty six seconds instead of a little cat , we had a mouse! When we were sure that the mouse maker worked, we set out for the grand high witches house, by the time that we reached her front door it was exactly six-o-clock. My grandmother knocked quite loudly on the door. A Very peculiar servant answered the door I sssupose ttthat yyyou arre hhhere ttto ssse MMMiss MMMary HHHallet (the grand high witch) Yes my grandmother stated, yes I am. During all of this I was safely tucked away in my Grandmother's handbag. RRRight ttthis wwwway mmmam he told my grand mother. We followeded him into the living room in where the fire was burning up quite a flame and the grand witch was writing something down that she said was very private so I assumed that it was another formula. Ahamm the servent grunted ttthe nnnight bbbrings yyyou aaanother vvvisiter. he moaned with great bordom. Henry, you may leave and thank you for the warning the grand high witch sweetly stated.
My grandmother looked her right in the eye and said, Miss Hallet, I assume that what I am about to tell you might be over whelming but let's try not to make a fuss. The Grand high witch was now most extremly interested and pushed my Grandmama to go on. I have reilized that everyone likes the taste of sweets much more than the taste of nutritinous foods but what I have conducked will allow you to get the taste of whatever you want but still have the nutrition of the food infront of you. What that is impossible, upsurd the grand high witch exclaimed. Allow me to explain my grandmother went on. If you have a plate of healthy broccoli infront off you but really what you want is a big cocolate chip cookie this stuff will just about do the trick. All you do is put this whole bottle in the food and you say what flavor you want out-loud and then you shall have that taste but still the nutrition of the food in front of you. Marvelous, the grand high witch whispered in awe. In fact, my grandmother stated, your whole castle can try it if you would like. Well that seemed to do the trick, in two minutes and six seconds she had gotten everyone in the castle to come down and for waiters put yucky spinach (that everyone in the castle hated) in front of them.
My grandmother passed out a bottle out to everyone in the castle sitting down and eagerly waiting for the moment for them to be able to try this marvoulous mixture. when everyone had a bottle, my grandmother instructed them to pour it in and say out loud what the flavor is that they want. They did so. In twenty-six seconds we had a bunch of mice in front of us. We went out the door and let the cats that we had thrown along side the house in cages inside the house. one by one we let them out of their cages and waited for them to smell the mice and wander in greedily. When all of the cats were inside the house, we skipped happily home, and celebrated. That's what I and my Grandmama did for the rest of our lives, concurring witches, and celebrating, all day every day, forever.
Article posted November 16, 2009 at 11:39 AM •
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