Ma Don’t Throw that Sock Out
Ma don’t throw that sock out,
That sock is the best I’ve ever had!
It’s torn and smells like hair,
I took it to the cleaners,
At the ice-cream fair!
It never made me wear him,
He would sneeze and spit out loud!
And if I were to wear him,
I know he’d want Aunt Kim!
So ma don’t throw that sock out,
That sock is the best I’ve ever had!
And ma don’t throw that sock out please,
You con have my underwear instead!