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How To Eat An Oreo Cookie
Crunch, crunch, nbble, nibble. I don’t know why, but Oreos are SO addicting! They are crunchy and creamy at the same time. My Mom doesn’t let me have them much because she is addicted to them too. When I devour my Oreos, I have a special way to eat them.
The first step to how I eat my Oreo cookies is to crunch the top off of each tasty treat. The top always tastes like a chocolate factory. (Without anything inedible.) I bite off the edges slowly and let them dissolve in my mouth. Then I move on to the next step.
This is my second favorite step, TAKING OFF THE FROSTING!!!! When I take off the frosting, I use my finger to scrape it on to a napkin or paper towel. Then I put that aside and yet to come, my third step.
Now I always like to have a clean workspace, so I guzzle up all the crumbs in sight. You know I took the frosting off the Oreo and that is why I dip the last cracker in milk. Both flavors together taste like a brownie with frosting. Next up my favorite step, EATING the frosting.
The best part, the exciting part, the white stuff in the middle, the …. FROSTING=http://=http://=http:// I first stare happily at my frosting. Next I roll the soft, creamy frosting into a ball. Lastly I nibble at the cream until it is gone. (As I write this I start sniffling, “ Why did you have to go, Oreo?)
That is how I eat my delicious, stupendous, chocolaty, patterned Oreo. So if you haven’t tried one of these luscious cookies, YOU’RE CRAZY! Save up your money and the next time you pass the Oreo isle, grab yourself a pack and taste the creamy goodness inside.
Article posted March 24, 2009 at 03:36 PM •
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