Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob. He’s telling the story. Hi. I’m Bob. Just letting you know some things about me. I am a weather man and I have a light saber. My enemy is a witch named Cackle. She has helpers. Battle droids. I will be traveling around the world. I am a rich man. I have a cargo boat. I have a caravan car and I load up on supplies at hotels. Then one day I spotted my enemy with a lot of droids and she saw me. I got rained on and when I get rained on my light saber goes out. Cackle ordered her droids to attack. I was destroying droid by droid but Cackle used a spell to take my light saber out of my hands! So I took out my cell phone and called the Jedi! and they they came and got my light saber back with the force and battled HARD!!! We took off in our stolen droid speeder. Well not me and I got rained on again! I took off in my stolen droid speeder with my caravan car and I suddenly was attacked!!! This time I called the clones. Republic ships poured into the field with the Jedi and then plants started to dry out quickly. The clones took hoses and sprinklers. Then one clone took off his helmet. It was Obi-wan-kanobie!!! We fought. We won. Some plants died and I got rained on a third time. Cackle decided to be with us. She lived with me and we all lived happily ever after.