There was a women who loved to jump. So she was jumping while putting on her dress. So she got drassed while hopping on her bed. Then she asked someone: please pass the salad dressing. So she waited while still jumping on her bed. She hated to wait. So she jumped angrily until she put a crack in the floor.
Her salad dressing came, and she took it. Then the floor was cracking loudly. the floor cracked so much that she crashed through the floor.