I Made a Mistake

I went to the mountains to go on a hike,

I made a mistake…and got caught on a spike.

I went to the restaurant to eat some noodles,

I made a mistake…and lost my poodles.

I went to the airport to go to Asia,

I made a mistake and drowned Malaysia.

I went to McDonald’s to have some fries,

I made a mistake and ate their flies.

I went to the fair to play a game,

I made a mistake…and forgot my own name.